JUPITER BRAINS - Planet-Sized Computers 

to go big, you must go small.

Armstrong for president

@@reverendtoast4173 My sword disagrees.

After bringing up the infinite forest from destiny and this concept as well, the only conclusion I can come to about that is... "So the Vex, then?"

I understood that reference...

I'd use it for osrs.

@growlingbehemoth I'm pretty sure with the graphics at max it would run at a solid 25 fps

*turns the super computer on* Super computer screen: *turns on and starts up the skyrim start screen*

Minecraft with RTX On.

With Ray Tracing!

Or Galaxy Brains

@@giovannibini6809 That sounds like an insane signal lag. Better bring all the materials to the central black hole and build a super sized Matrioshka brain around your new artificial quasar.

Isaac Arthur, thats a cute megastructure

**laughs psychopathtically in Boltzmann Brains**

This might be - however: A Jupiter brain is basicalle exactly the right size for my sci-fi rpg-party to encounter. It's bigger than anyone can ever explore in a lifetime - but it's a size people can at least fathom.

@@darkpain2452 this some jojo type shit right here

Ha! I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you!

@@darkpain2452 "Next thing you're gonna say is 'i'm a random space causality that cannot be predicted' -toyu"

Jupiter Brain: *Devotes 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of processing power to targeting systems for defense lasers & rock pushing platforms*

Small Glitch in the Power Source: *Black hole introduced themselves* The End of infinite careers.

Perfect 😂

I have ran Adobe software on multiple high end pcs. It still crashes.

It probably ate through the block chain in between the time you didn't and when you did.

God that episode was terrifying. Especially the part at CERN when they recite the number strings (though the dynamite sticks were hilariously overdone)

The "using a supercomputer to simulate the real world as a form of precognition" thing reminds me of the TV series "Person of Interest". Definitely worth watching if you haven't already... not quite a planet-sized computer though.

Also, the library planet (forest of the dead)

How anal punch fisting was invented

This is the single core to multi core jump. We might stop at moon brains but you can fill an entire galaxy with moon brains if you wanted to.

@@atashgallagher5139 can you say more or give a link to to the move to multi core processors and the limitations that required it?

Nah the thought of me not actually existing doesn't really scare me much, what scares me is infinite pain for infinite time for something I had little control over.

It could just run Crysis with RTX on!

Lmao

Minecraft: *All we need a single block* Command Blocks: *exists*

No the mouth said it.

@@davidgumazon nanotechnology we found real life transformers

@@nichsa8984 oof

I'm going to refer to my brain as pink sponge from time to time now, thank you

Imagine what you would need to surpass a pink sponge the size of a small dog.

pink lil sponge go sploosh

No, we would need all this tech to go beyond the total processing power of all human brains that have existed. Not to discount how incredible the human brain is.

We have a computer that can do about six humans worth of computations per second already, it does take up an entire warehouse and use a few hundred kilowatts of power but it's a good start.

RTX Minecraft

Or Kerbal Space Program with some decent mods

It's like moving into a bigger house. The idea of having more space to use is merely an illusion. Sooner rather than later you'll have stuffed that new living space with other crap and live as cramped as before. And I bet with the right shaders you might also get your Jupiter Brain down to 2 fps :D

Minecraft RTX edition: *exists*. Crysis: CALM DOWN, SATAN.

The biggest computer ever and you decided to use it for Minecraft!!! This man is a fucking genius.

Perhaps

Jupiter Brain working as intended. Must simulate every eventuality.

naaaahhhhh

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​@@firewolf1156715th like

I have no mouth and I must scream

What if we kissed 😘 Inside the Hate Core 😳

@@terribleivan1475 then Jupiter brain congers an amogus into existence

@@yeetyeet5079 congers

​@@The_Sacrificial_Lamb *conjures

Me:Mes

Minecraft RTX

The answer to why people are such poop heads

hey jupiter brain o technological god could you give me the remakes to my favorite games, done in a way i would find to be nigh perfection, along with say maybe 20 video games that i'd also find to be nigh perfect in various ways?

Yeah with the help of my computer I beat the game 50 septillion times in one nanosecond

That's the dumbest name I ever heard. I like it

Jove-puter?...nah I still like compupiter more

You've done it. You have saved humanity.

cumpoopiter

Why not Jewputer?

Would it have pain in all the diodes down the left-hand side of its body?

Imagine that magnificent, cosmic scale BSoD!

can run chrome

*burns down after the 5th tab*

Hi Casual Woomy I love your vidoes

83% ram usage The person who created the jupiter brian: What in the-

It's not even the size of a galaxy yet!

What a console peasant, he doesn’t even have a Jupiter brain yet

A hyper intelligent super object in outer space

@@fatalequinox6553 ikr we`ve been playing galaxies as freebies for 2 million year now

The Playstation 5000

to be fair it will be rickrolled as many times as every single human has ever been rickrolled in the span of those 2 nano seconds or w.e. it was

That the problem with mind uploading, some person who doesn't even know you would try their best to infinitely ruin your life.

@@Ba5ementBuilder "My name is Jupiter Brain. When I was just created, someone decided, 'Hey, why not upload my mind to this', and, well.... I heard the 'Never going to give you up', and I immediately started self-destructing."

Jupiter Brain, Rick Roll yourself.

There are computers the size of an average human torso about 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5"). The volume of an average human is around 62,000 cubic cm. The volume of Jupiter is about 1.4313×1015 km3 (3.434×1014 cu mi) or 1,321 Earths and if we say that a computer roughly the size of an average human 5,9" (in this scenario the power of the computer the size of a human has 32gb ram, with a graphics card of 15gb VRAM, and a 3.4ghz processor with 8 cores and has 10tb of storage and consumes 500 watts of power) and we figure out how many of those fit inside Jupiter (23,085,483,871) than the planet would have 738,735,483,871 (738 billion) gigabytes of ram, 23 billion cpus (which are part of 23 billion computers), 230,854,838,710 (230 billion) terabytes of storage, and would consume 11,542,742,000,000 (11 trillion) watts of power. It would also have 341,854,838,710 (341 billion) gigabytes of VRAM. This thing would probably be able to emulate the life of every single thing in existence, do calculations so immense it's unimaginable, find out how to reverse entropy in the universe, run 12 billion games with itself at once at one time without lag.

*Unleashes them on earth* Just a little trolling

Bump that up to 3 years if you're tryna play with a friend

nearly enough space for the new cod update

Fun fact, one of the issues with gta onlines loading had to do with the catalogues, for some reason it was loading like every purchasable item ever and someone fixed and eventually rockstar added it in to the game

Come on man be real.. it'd load in like 5 years let's be real

Not sure what you mean, but I regularly play GTA2 and it works perfect. Just git a gut PC, scrub! //jk jk

I mean vr would be amazing.

@@Voidppppp could probably simulate a world where you are god.

@@ahmednurahmed6404 we already have that though. It’s called creative mode

Yeah but can it run Doom?

Star Citizen, RDR2, Godfall: *FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!*

nice

Nice to see another Asimov fan.

Eyyyyyyy

When he said what would be the question I would ask, I thought of this exact same thing.

i feel like itd be along the lines of "it already is"

Lul

good one

Noooooo bad cease we don't need more grey goo

REPLICATORS. REPLICATORS FROM STARGATE! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALLLLLLL

Isn't that close to the plot of Mass Effect?

Kevin Burns “2020: have you seen a reaper? Random guy: no 2020: *would you like to?* “

Unicron.

His AI partner is secretly a hyper-intelligent biological construct.

Trillions of light-years across the universe, it's obvious we're not alone.

@@oneeco yet it's unobservable due to the limits of light's speed.

@@oneeco We could be alone, it's a misconception that just because the universe is big everything must happen somewhere. The possibility of anything happening in our universe is extremely high but the possibility of life could be astronomically higher. The number of factors that lead to our intelligent life let alone life at all is unfathomable and for all we know a set of factors that result in life is so rare that even in our 90 billion lightyear universe it was extremely unlikely for us to exist and we are just a fluke.

Lmao

Splooosh

@@TiredDoktor6391 NOOOOOO

something that big has to be waterproof, even if all the water on the planet got assimilated for coolant.

**Casually deletes the digital multiverse**

"yeah, I got the new DLC, 2020 pandemic chaos"

@@cybcen5642 oh sweet lemme check it out. I'll name mine uhhhh. Covid-19. Sure. Yo you said this was just a simulation right?

Plague Inc. 2020 DLC?

Me: Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War Jupiter Brain: How about a nice game of chess?

"I can run Yandere Simulator."

Just another Tuesday for the avengers

Jupiter Brain: 0!=1...

There is no zero to divide by. It is all made up. The true cosmic math of the universe may look nothing like our base 10 math...which was based arbitrarily on how many fingers we have. On and off is not the same of one versus none, they are states not things.

"this statement is false" figure that one out Jupiter brain

@@colekricken584 There is no zero to divide by. It is all made up. The true cosmic math of the universe may look nothing like our base 10 math...which was based arbitrarily on how many fingers we have. On and off is not the same of one versus none, they are states not things...Also, you are dumb Cole.

Here too, and oh boy, Aint I gonna make that snek proud

I think youtube is up to something

Yeah I just watched it and this was the next video up

Lmao

Yup... that's why I'm here too

I'd like a cheatcode

@@fourtailedfox2994 there is one, it is called tax fraud!

I want mine MODed.

I sure would like to unlock the character customization section

It’s not. And it’s up to you to fix it :D

it would only be able to rust if it were made of iron/iron alloy and if it were exposed to oxygen and water

@@ShadowClod i have a Hard time, knowing if this is a troll or not..

Father or son?

Hello. Bye.

It could probably simulate an entire universe with you playing crysis in it

@@Klarpimier but Crysis remastered......I think I can hear Jupiter brain shivering in the distance

*planet asplode

There are computers the size of an average human torso about 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5"). The volume of an average human is around 62,000 cubic cm. The volume of Jupiter is about 1.4313×1015 km3 (3.434×1014 cu mi) or 1,321 Earths and if we say that a computer roughly the size of an average human 5,9" (in this scenario the power of the computer the size of a human has 32gb ram, with a graphics card of 15gb VRAM, and a 3.4ghz processor with 8 cores and has 10tb of storage and consumes 500 watts of power) and we figure out how many of those fit inside Jupiter (23,085,483,871) than the planet would have 738,735,483,871 (738 billion) gigabytes of ram, 23 billion cpus (which are part of 23 billion computers), 230,854,838,710 (230 billion) terabytes of storage, and would consume 11,542,742,000,000 (11 trillion) watts of power. It would also have 341,854,838,710 (341 billion) gigabytes of VRAM. This thing would probably be able to emulate the life of every single thing in existence, do calculations so immense it's unimaginable, find out how to reverse entropy in the universe, run 12 billion games with itself at once at one time without lag.

Only at 1080P

Or Fredric Browns short story "Answer" which is slightly darker in tone.

Yes, I was thinking of it since I read the title of the video as well

Also somewhat related: Stanislav Lem's Golem XIV, where a supercomputer holds a number of lectures before "ascending" to the next level, where its thoughts are so complicated that there is no way to explain them to humans - because they can't be explained in any language we would understand.

@@ABadassDragon Link, please?

Thank you for this, Lars - that is quite fascinating!

With that we can play RDR2 ultra at 1080p in 999 fps without drops.

But to be fair, this thing can render a whole Minecraft world in REAL TIME, or even make infinitely procedural

@@Crazylom that thing can make a whole universe that develops a universe that develops a universe.

@@Crazylom That thing could make a simulation of the entire universe complete with trillions of NPCs in real time for you to mess around in and still be mostly untapped.

That's the quality of the 99!!!

NINE NINE

Noice!

Smort

Detective / genius

Shorter version of javis

@@ghostplayzbusters *J.A.R.V.I.S.* Just Another Rather Very Intelligent System *F.R.I.D.A.Y.* Female Replacement Intelligent Digital Assistant Youth

LOL

"Hello Me"

Wonder what it's recursion depth is...

FATAL ERROR !!! NOW THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS GONNA BLOW UP

Proceed to literally make a world about hello

*Launches Von Neumann machines to begin papering over the cosmos with copies of "Hello World"*

All the men: Shaders

OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

Who's Crysis?

@@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά Crisis is a game that was used for benchmarking computers because it was hard to run it at max settings. Nowadays, it's a joke to look at an absurdly powerful computer and ask "...but can it run Crysis?"

@@FamusJamus so can your pc run crysis?

*Cyberpunk 2077

funny to think it might be the other way around in the future

rickkkk

pickle riiickkkkl

"pass the goddamn butter. pass the goddamn butter. pass the goddamn butter." So the Jupiter Brain is a 4:3 Polyrhythm metronome!

...Wait, your not joking?

It would take alot of carbon monoxide to cool a jupiter computer

Well a sphere wouldn't be the best choice for surface area, but gravity exists.

We are doing this in very small with "ordinary" supercomputers. Although strangely, it feels like we made more progress when supercomputers had less computational power than your average smartphone does today.

@@tortenschachtel9498 well we are beginning to reach the limits of traditional computing

​@@anonymouspersonthefake not really, we're just hitting our current limits It's like the pre-IC or pre-lithography stagnations

wouldn't a planet sized computer have issues with you know gravity making it implode inwards on to itself?

I miss Rasputin…

@@raven4k998 it isn't hollow so no

@@SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb oh but it is holo

@@SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb nope but it is holo🤣

MasterGamer23 it might tell the person how to build a smaller one of itself then on and on

planet size computer out of smallest computer parts ever

Its not downsizing computers, but the transistors inside the cpu.

Mini ITX Jupiter Brain build guide 2048 edition

Planet sized computers built from nanoscale components

It would turn into a black hole as it would exceed the information limit of it's space.

That's where basics of quantum computing and superposition comes into play. Duplicating its own awareness in the same "physical" space without breaking the rules of that very physical space.

Can your computer simulate a more powerful computer? Same idea

@@xxportalxx. Probably, if the computer realizes it is not at the peak of computing efficiency. The computer might simulate a faster computer, at a lower speed than the more powerful computer. Idk. 😂

@@xxportalxx. The hardware possible, running it no.

Minecraft it worse, it can bring a dual 3090 pc to its knees with only a single texture pack

@@JaxonJJB yes ore just bitcoin

There are computers the size of an average human torso about 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5"). The volume of an average human is around 62,000 cubic cm. The volume of Jupiter is about 1.4313×1015 km3 (3.434×1014 cu mi) or 1,321 Earths and if we say that a computer roughly the size of an average human 5,9" (in this scenario the power of the computer the size of a human has 32gb ram, with a graphics card of 15gb VRAM, and a 3.4ghz processor with 8 cores and has 10tb of storage and consumes 500 watts of power) and we figure out how many of those fit inside Jupiter (23,085,483,871) than the planet would have 738,735,483,871 (738 billion) gigabytes of ram, 23 billion cpus (which are part of 23 billion computers), 230,854,838,710 (230 billion) terabytes of storage, and would consume 11,542,742,000,000 (11 trillion) watts of power. It would also have 341,854,838,710 (341 billion) gigabytes of VRAM. This thing would probably be able to emulate the life of every single thing in existence, do calculations so immense it's unimaginable, find out how to reverse entropy in the universe, run 12 billion games with itself at once at one time without lag.

@‹ or they would rule over us

@@r.p5380 Wow, I don't see that being build anytime soon sadly. Maybe a few million years into the future? Asteroid mining for resources? Idk

That's right which is why we ask Can it run Minecraft?

There's an entire sub-genre of sci-fi that starts from the premise of every other sentient race in the galaxy treating humans like barely-contained antimatter engines: phenomenally useful but incredibly dangerous. Basically, Humans do things to prove them possible, AND THEN decide if the doing was actually wise...

@@deputyindigoPrime Hmmmmmm

There's no supercomputer in the fictional universe that could do that

Or a quantum Matrioshka brain. This thing would be god like.

@@vgames1543 fool, quantum galaxy computer

@@doorstopper674 quantum space-time computer

that would be so complex and advanced that i have a question...what would it serve? at that point i think all of civilization hit the true top, no further things to research, that is it..

Well at that point we could have created a literal god right? Like technology would jump so far into the future that we would literally be able to outlive the universe from sheer force of will. I know I won't live long enough to see that, and I'm happy I won't. That's just terrifying.

Bruh

This comment was ok, I would've even thought about liking it, but then "eDiT:thANkS FOr thE LiKeS

Like 88 likes bro that's sad ;-;

@@scott5258 WhAt EdiT? I TotALly DidN't JUSt DeLETe It...

okast bloart he looks like Chris Hemsworth too...

Or just don't build a planet shaped computer, but a Dyson Swarm around the sun and make it a computer. Better at radiating away heat, thus faster at computing and doesn't have to deal with its own gravity.

@@somedudeok1451 You are onto something. Why are we building all of these noisy Pee-Cees when we could just play games on a refrigirator. Keeps your coke cool, keeps your games cool. Might as well throw in a car engine and a pair of wheels while at it.

Minecraft RTX edition: *exists*. Crysis: CALM DOWN SATAN

Cybertron is exactly that

I'm looking at the hypothetical Jupiter brain & thinking that's just cybertron

I dont think unicron would even qualify as a Jupiter brain. He would probably be classified as something akin to skynet.

I think Unicron wants to know its location to take a bite. Can be lunch plus dinner.

*forgets to neuter cats*

@@1992jkwj *Wails for mercy intensifies*

it's "Oh my God"

so thats why AM was created no wonder hes such a sadist

@uwau A problem that maybe can be solved with one trillion dollars in R&D and a lot of courage.

it itself isn't sentient, it just runs simulations

@@TheAechBomb something that complex running that many calculations will inevitably become sentient

@@joshuah.4496 calculations alone won't make a mind, there has to be self-modifying control for that. if it's just programmed to segment itself into simulations, that's all it would do.

Boredom is a human emotion meant to keep humans active and engaged. while we could theoretically program it into a machine, a machine like this wouldn't need boredom to survive or thrive and might not come across this issue. simply put, machines would only get bored if they were given the ability to become bored

@@calebgoodfellowcg Im not so sure. I think an AI might go insane in such a situation. It would need the capacity for higher purpose which Im not sure it would be capable of. Who knows but we are entering god like realms.

A god of machines. 😱

That profile pic tho

Why do i know the exact panel of the Hentai that this picture is from

0/0 is 1

zero can infinity be divided by zero

Let's Not How are you gonna say that but not tell us the sauce

Lol can u not?

It could let you run Ark Survival in full body VR at reality level resolution & frame rate ;P YES, actually FEEL when you get mauled by that T-rex.... oh... wait....

mdavies97131 Dude are you flirting with him? Wtf is up with those emojis

@@mdavies97131 It would be cheaper to drop some freshly cloned dinos on some random planet and then let a few humans loose on the same world.

You could run a 10bn players multiplayer server at 100fps ...