Two scientists who work at Jurassic Park have had enough. Follow Me: Daz Black Channel: bit.ly/2daMcU3 Twitter: / daz_black Facebook Page : bit.ly/1QsBu0Z instagram: / daz_black Snapchat: daz_black
Agreed! Not only is he really fun and amazingly nice to his fans but compared to some huge youtube stars Daz is more down to earth and hasn't let the youtube fame go to his head like so many others have.
I cant stop laughing This would be me during a life and death situation. Talk it out until you're not scared anymore, and then when there's the alarm, you're like "Yep time to go. Get your things and run for your life."
not really, it probably only apply's to jurassic park, the lost world jurassic park, and jurassic world. Jurassic park 3 has nothing to do with any of this, just a person trying to find his son on a dinosaur infested island, with a person who went to the other dinosaur island instead of this one.
Ranger: "one shot with this into the head and they all go down" Scientist: "Heh, not if he's wearing one of these you won't." Me and the other scientist: *wheezing* 😂😂😂
“And so they shall, so long as rich bored billionaires decide to put members of the general public on the same island as dinosaurs with more teeth than the population of japan.” Oh my god. 😂
"Yeah but a hiccup at Disneyland means one of the animatronical munchkins have stopped working. Whereas a hiccup here literally means a child still in its pram is being regurgitated by a velociraptor." 😂
I want to see a whole play on Jurassic Park, called "Inside Jurassic Park" about the disgruntled workers staring Daz Black as all the characters. I want this to happen. If not, then I want a whole movie with Daz Black as various characters, including women. Play or movie, it must happen stat!
I want Daz to make his own proper movie, with the budget of the biggest Hollywood movies, but, he’s the only actor in it. Every character is played by him. Every name in the credits is just ‘Darren Black’. I’d watch it.
Bill: “Well Anyway, Should we make our way to the evacuation ship?” Other Scientist: “Oh No No no, I think we have a few minutes yet, I don’t think the dinosaurs have made it this far inland.” *TERRIFYING DINOSAUR SCREECH* Other Scientist: “Oh shit, yeah that was close, get your things”
"Remember that one time we made a hybrid of two of the most deadly dinosaurs of the islands together and gave it the ability to camoflage and hypothalam" "Oh, god! Don't remind me, it literally killed half of the dino population of one island, not to mention the death and injuries it caused when it released the flying units of the birdcage" "But at least THE WHALE SIZED CARNIVORE, ate the bastard." "Yes, because the fight it had WITH 4 RAPTORS AND A T. REX was so close to the lagoon, the lagoon of the WHALE SIZED CARNIVORE conveniently placed next to plaza, where the wall dividing it was just a short climb"
@@musnetic3000 yes but a hiccup at disneyland means one of the animatronic munchkins stops working a hiccup here means a toddler still in its pram being regurgitated by a velociraptor
I fucking laughed my head off! I’ve been watching Daz since day one! I, one day, hope he gets noticed! He has HUUUUGE potential. Love your videos man! ❤️❤️
I know this has been out a couple of years but this has got to be the funniest sh*t I've ever seen. I hope u never stop making things like this. U have to be the most honest. Funny and in my opinion only youtuber I would recommend to anyone. Keep it up
I love u soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much Daz❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Ur hilarious.
Employee that I can’t remember the name of: “ T-Rex I see you on Camera5 you better watch out, there’s a man with a small dart gun coming to get you” Bill: laughs other employee(the one with the dart gun): “Shut up! I know what I’m doing, one shot to the head with this and they’re all dead.“ Bob: “ not if he’s wearing one of these he won’t.” grabs helmet off his head Bill and the one beside him laughs dart gun employee: “SCREW YOU, SCREW BOTH OF YOU!”
Great storyline and the sfx used in the backgroup gave a great verisimilitude feel. The editing was very well done. Daz you gave me inspiration to do film production. Thank you
Daz, you probably won't see this but I just wanted to say how much I appreciate your content. Your hilarious and have really helped me through a lot. You've evolved so much and I wish you'd be more recognised in a comedic sense for your sketches but hopefully your content in what your making, as I am. Your a hilarious person and don't stop ever doing the thing you love, no matter how many view you get. Thank you
The Forest Assassin. Shadow I get if you correct things such as "rly" "pls" "cya" and other shortened words but abbreviations are reasonable enough to have
Makeup Junkie omg so do I! I've watched Jurassic World so many times and still get fascinated by it; now that you've mentioned there's a second part coming out, I'm really excited 😊😆
I wish Daz would make a full length, hours long, spoof movie.. I'd GLADLY watch every damn second of it!😂👍💕 Daz, you are a one in a zillion talent! You deserve so much more recognition and millions of more subscribers! I wish you endless success! Sending you love and support from across the ocean!🤗❤️
