Jurassic World Pitch Meeting 

Screen Rant please do Hancock starring Will Smith and Smallville starring Tom Welling.

Please do Batman and Robin!

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do Logan

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this film falls apart fast when you begin applying logic. I like that hes basically right in that Clare is a horrible person, but it wasn't because she was hot ( i don't even really think she is that hot) that i did not notice. but because i was just waiting to see dinosaurs attacks and would accept pretty much any bullshit reason for caos to start. XD

@@MouseGoat They didnt they she is horrible because she is hot. They made her hot, so people wouldnt mind. Hot people can get away with more things than ugly ones. Fun fact: It was the actresses demand to wear high heels in every scene ...

Lol

And the plan to safe the park is a Dinosaur that is an expert in camuflage.

It's possible for the park to be busy that day, but their forecast shows a downturn. Maybe bookings for next year are down. Smart business people look ahead, not just at what's happening now.

Just think of those poor clowns...

And play the video games on every major platform

That was so funny.

Cirque du Jurasiq?

Send the pitch to Asylum. They'll make anything lmfao. It might be a horrible B movie but it would still be intriguing

dude, that's totally possible

Already been proven several times over it is indeed possible.

@@rev0568 false

@@soccerguy2433 You're the one whose wrong here pal. Go do some research.

Whoops! Whoopsie!

only made fun of you if you bought tickets to watch this movie. it's not making fun of me at all.

Only if you liked the movie.

@@FlabbyTabby Making fun of suckers is tight!

😂😂👍

@@thomasdemay9805 I was going to watch the movie because "dinosaurs"... then I saw trailers (or previews I don't remember) of pterosaurs carrying people off... that works with birds because they evolved from runners and have fully functional legs that are not required for flight... pterosaurs flew very differently, and invoved the lower body in that. The position of their legs only should make it clear they couldn't carry people (or animals) off like that. That one scene made sure I wouldn't go see the movie. That plus the fact that they forgot the hair on the pterosaurs and the feathers on the dinos. Keep up with the times, dudes. Jurassic park (generally) depicted dinosaurs close to the knowledge available at the time of the movie (except for the size of velociraptor and membranes of dilaphosaurus), but that hasn't been updated in Jurassic World. Very disappointing. I guess I will have to go back to my own cloning program to show you all what they really look like.

Except she's Irish not British

@@ladyfoxwf1075 the one in the movie is definitely British

@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]

@@ladyfoxwf1075 no indication she is from northern Ireland either

L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox Ŵøłfæ and it shows. Terrible English accent on display

That killed me!

That’s actually a more accurate description of the film! Lol

I was crying laughing at that! 😂

Dude I didn’t even giggle at that. I full on laugh 😂

Aces DH I know

I did the same lol

I watch that part over and over again. Brilliant.

I don't get it

Haha lol

Rewinded multiple times because gold 😀

She's not the bad guy, she's just a (very) flawed character who learns her lesson by the end of the movie.

@@zekegore6470 After causing dozens of deaths by being greedy. Lesson learned or not, she's going to jail.

It was actually Zara, the ex-GF.

@@Serpillard just like the girl from apex In Godzilla KotM

That's how good the executive is at casting.

Trisha Gibbons lolz

Such is life

Summary of romance movies.

They are him.

@@JJ-ot5gv Summary of real life too lol

And he confessed that she is a representation of he's Ex-girlfriend 😂😂😂

In 5:34 he confessed 😂😂😂

He says the cool thing about seeing how people gets it. 4:30 and it's caught specifically thinking of hes girlfriend.

That is extremely clever. Good catch!

I noticed that right away... Apparently i am abservent

Disney is constantly adding new rides and features to keep people coming in. If they didn’t, it would empty as all the other closed amusement parks....

@@punkwrestle How many years would it take for the world to get tired of a Park on a tropical Island, that has an amazing variety of previously extinct megafauna? I mean, does the world get bored of Sea World?

Shorewall Again Sea World offers new attractions and tricks every season... once you go there that’s enough, unless they add something new like feed the velociraptors with your husband. The same way Carole Baskins got rid of husband #5.

@@punkwrestle People getting bored isn't even an issue for most zoos, let alone the only park in the world that has dinosaurs... Literally, if you have a monopoly on something like living dinosaurs, you do not need to innovate, especially with the world population growing rapidly and overall wealth going up.

I wish this....

Story of all the instagram guys and girls.

@@P3rm4frost how right you are

Weren't they also exes?

@@priscillajimenez27 [movie Sonic the Hedgehog voice] I have no idea!

That happens in real life. But with only like, pathetically hot people. Then they break up but remain friends and sorta listful about what could have been, or whatever.

Lol 😆

That's so awesome, they went for "genetic Disposition to being a navy seal" and put that into this animal ! It has skills people train HARD to practice just in its blood ^^

That one had me in stitches! 😂😭😂😭

When the tracker plot point is used more sensibly in Island of Doctor Moreau

New kind of animal is TIGHT

Yeah, but I like it better when he doesn't use his own voice.

@@hardtfelt I prefer his parody voice because it emphasizes the ridiculousness.

yeah, the Hollywood Douche voice is the way to go. It's how I always imagine IRL pitches sound like, to offset the ridiculousness of the scripts they're pitching.

True !!

It was probably a really difficult transition for him. "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

Love this man keep it up Do suicide squad next

Don't forget best looking. #noHomo though

True, but if he was a movie critic, most movies would get terrible ratings, mirite? He even makes Star Wars: A New Hope and The Lion King look like garbage.

"Yeah yeah yeah we are even gonna have a kid on his phone not even looking as the T-Rex eats a goat." "Why wouldn't a young boy even be slightly interested in seeing that tho?" "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this one sir" "Ok then"

BRUH moment

@@DirtySouthJR Tbf, this "young boy" is 17, and doesn't believe dinosaurs are cool, he didn't even want to go to the park. Thought the intro made that clear. Gray was the one hyped to see dinosaurs.

Dude I'm 18 and I still look at a turtle like it's the 8th wonder of the world lol

bruh I walk past cats and dogs every day and I go "KITTY" and "DOGGY" whenever I see them

I was amazed just going to the pet store today

I can't even walk past a pet store without going in to coo over the chinchillas and degus and snakes and lizards. I want to take them all home with me every time. I can be in there for half an hour easily without even buying anything. If Jurassic World was real I'd be applying to work there, no matter how many liability waiver forms they made me sign to be a raptor feeder.

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Seriously, I was amazed just going to a small pet store

Same here 😂🤣😂🤣😂

I searched for this comment 😂

😂😂😂

I love animals myself. I feed my bearded dragon bugs. That's because they eat bugs. If you love your animals, you don't force them to be vegan.

Degree7 when they die they’ll be eaten by the cat

Well, what else can you responsibly feed a carnivore?

Crazy Dud 33 obviously a vegan diet, that’s what the animal killers at PETA promote, and their animal killing plants known as animal shelters

These are actually funny, honest trailers are trash.

Their freshness is TIGHT.

@@stllbreathnbut_y1844 Beat me to it.

But better..

leyenda61 honest trailers used to be funny. Idk what happended

I love how when the producer brings that up, the writer's reaction was, "Well, yeah, but I don't see how that has anything to do with this." And then later on he casually refers to the mosassaurus as "The shark dinosaur that ate my ex-girlfriend." and the producer doesn't even react.

Good improv!

Well, it's just the title that was changed. He's still giving the same plot he conceived of.

I love that slip up when he straight up says "...my ex-girlfriend"!! Little touches like that are why Pitch Meetings are the best!

I didn’t get this reference. What’s it about?

Well I mean he got it wrong, she's Irish not British...

@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]

L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox Ŵøłfæ British means from the UK, Northern Ireland is in the UK

@@TheNinthGenerarion Britain and the UK are two different things

Alucard what would you call someone from the UK? I’d call them British

Character development is TIGHT!

I bet making them more different was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Thanks for supporting!

and zara

@@yourmum69_420 5 months later, I was about to make the same joke

@@HoradeFidges I don't even remember what I was talking about lol. who tf is zara?

Yep, but if you have two women characters and one has to die for shock value, you keep the designated girl-friend of The Hero (TM) around. But seriously: yes, they could have simply killed her off, and give the entire rest of her actions - finally clear the park, go look for the kids, do stuff, to WriterGuy's ex. I mean Zara.

lol did not even see the clown nose XD awesome!

I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when i saw that! 😂

Humorous indeed, old sport.

agent crocker yeah and the callback to it was quick and awesome "yeah that water dinosaur that ate my girlfriend"

EpicGurth its not a race its a nationality.

Urbz EpicGurth doesn't care so he didn't notice, lol

@EpicGurth Ireland is British (well the north is, and the south used to be)

EpicGurth I was wondering if someone would mention this.

Tanner Davis Who underrated them? I think you are just assuming you are the only person who likes them. I don’t think anyone is underrating them.

It has 1.7 million views last time I checked bro

Tanner Davis A year ago they weren't as well known as they are today. They are now very much appreciated.

@@jackiecook5864 Hmm could be. Just seems weird to someone call series with average views in the millions to be underrated.

@@Jebu911 It is certainly a valid point Jebu.

This...this is what we all need...

Merchandise is tight

@@purplepizza2159 🤣😂🤣😂

Using t-shirts is tight

Me: how hard would this be to make? Screen rant: super easy barely an inconvenience

That'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

SAME.

I said the same!! Lol

Hobbits are tight!

I’ve been watching these for days. It was mostly easy, just somewhat of an inconvenience. I mean it kept me from getting some chores done lol

#Supereasybarelyaninconveniece

They better trend These videos are amazing

#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience

#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience

Ok, I have to. #SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience Yes, it's trending. :-)

They can only pin one comment at a time though.

barbaro267 I think he meant "hearted".

StarWarsomania that rhymes with "farted" lol

Hearted bro 💓

Sometimes he takes awhile to get there, but the rest of the video is still fun, so it's barely an inconvenience.

Look up to = respect a person. Look forward to = anticipate eagerly. You look FORWARD to it.

Waiting for him to say, "barely an inconvenience" is TIGHT!

Every time he says "actually it's pretty easy bare-" I legit go "barely and inconvenience" 🤣

@@SalvableRuin I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back.

Giovanny Dang dude you must really love that scene

LoL... Really unexpected LoL

God bless you

Except this guy referred to her as British when she's Irish

@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]

I like animals, that’s why I like to kill them

@@bkk397 yeah, they taste delicious!!

This reminds me of a person I had a disagreement with on the internet the other day. She said, "I am an animal lover. I have pet snakes and mice. I love my pet snakes. And I also love my mice that I feed to my snakes when they grow up. I am an animal lover."

Except he got it wrong, she's Irish not British

@@ladyfoxwf1075 no she isn't

@@Alucard-gt1zf YEAH SHE IS, she was born in Ireland. I think I know, I'm English, and I have Irish friends, but other than that, it's obvious.

@@ladyfoxwf1075 the actor is Irish the character is from the UK (does not in include Ireland btw) but since you seem to think actor == character I doubt you can handle simple geography

@@Alucard-gt1zf Just because she came from the UK doesn't mean she's from Britain... It seems you don't understand simple Geography. They might mean she's from Northern Ireland, seeing as her accent is still clearly Irish as her character Zara.

Excellent point.

But didn't Claire say that the park had only 1/3 as many visitors as they wanted?

I would have enjoyed that movie more.

there more?

jaychi chocholowski like 6 more

Try cinemasins! same concept but better

Cinemasins is way longer and the jokes don't land as well as these. I stopped watching them after a while. I love how these meetings end with news clippings. Just awesome!

I luv it 2

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@@theodorguldagerschmidt3407 lol no.This guy is so much funnier than cinemasins.

todd deitsch i was thinking the same thing

I feel like a RU-vid channel that edits tons of movie clips together has a graphic designer or two on their payroll.

todd deitsch That would be super easy......

reece flynt barely an inconvenience

Shirts are tight

spikeitfool1 probably Zara Philips

Ugh, I got sick during that scene. One of the good guys gets torn apart for several minutes, screaming while she's being tortured and killed, and all these people in the theater laughing at and cheering at this. Maybe in an NC 17 movie, okay. But all this in a movie for kids?

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Ryan Maddugal basically meat eaters “I love ma dogs” Eats meat with everything

Well they are carnivorous, so he couldn't really feed them anything else

Garbage Gang; what does loving one's dogs have to do with eating meat?

Well, what else is he gonna feed carnivores?

@@H.E.M. you sound like a vegitarian. a dog is a very different thing to a goat/sheep/cow/chicken and (to a lesser extent) pig. love =/= averse to eating. I loved my pet chicken, still ate chicken every other day as it wasn't the chicken i had an emotional attachment to. I also love animals and thus am fine with eating animals, as animals eat each other so why should it be different for this animal (me) to eat other animals (which my body is designed to do, in fact there are various chemicals and nutrients only produced in animals (and labs) that humans need meaning all humans are meat eaters, those that refuse are overly fussy people dependant on unnatural supplements)

same,ikr

He got it wrong, she's Irish not British

@@ladyfoxwf1075 Hailing from the United Kingdom, Zara began working at Jurassic World sometime in 2010 where she became the personal assistant for Claire Dearing,[1] the Senior Assets Manager for the park.[2] At some point, she became engaged to a man named Alec.[1]

@@ladyfoxwf1075 actor != Character

Yes please

Shay Norman correction 1000 more

Ryan is BETTER than CinemaSins

So I am not the only one sitting in the cinema watching a blockbuster and hearing R.G.'s voice in the back of my head: "Because!" -- "That works!" -- "Huh!" -- "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"