I introduced my 5 year old son to Keandrian Qynzel Jones’s illustrious discography this morning. After listening to a couple songs, my son asked me if he could mix the “Trisiana” with his chocolate milk. Being the great father I am, I allowed him to do so. I have deepened my connection with my son because of such graceful music. Thank you Kankan.
My 90 year old grandmother was on her death bed , and on her last breath she asked me to lean in and she whispered in my ear “play fent by kan kan” & as soon as I played it she inhaled a deep breath, took off her breathing tubes and poured a 2 of tris & was back and better than before! All thanks to mr kan kan! You saved my grandma!
Today on my flight back home from florida, the pilot had a medical emergency mid flight, 35000 ft in the air. The vessel was sent into a frenzy. “We’re all gonna die!”, passengers screamed. But little did they know, Keandrian Qynzel Jones, aka Kankan, was on board. He leaped into action, playing this very song for the unconscious pilot. The hard ass beat and infectious vocals revived the pilot and the crisis was diverted. Thank you Kankan, I owe my life to you.
Kankan, I just want you to know that you are the greatest rapper alive. Everyday I get on my knees and start praying in front of the picture of you in my room. I even convinced my family to worship you and now we all share lean with each other. When I showed my mom my collection of wock she was at first disappointed but after I forcefully made her try it she liked it. Liked it so much that she started cooking with it. I am currently eating mac and lean right now and it actually doesn’t taste that bad. It actually tastes good, so good that you, the greatest rapper alive should try it but anyways, after I made my mom try lean I also forcefully made my whole family try it and now at every family meeting instead of playing beer pong we play lean pong but instead of cups they are bowls of pure wockhardt.
Being a KanKan fan isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from the cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need. Thank You Keandrian Qynzel Jones for this music to my ears
kankan isn’t just music, he’s a lifestyle. kankan help me thru every part of my life and I love him dearly. dear kan you are always on my mind and your dark cheeks are my favorite. 💜
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kankan's music. The bars are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of them will go over a typical listener's head. There's also kankan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from unga bunga literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike kankan truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intellegence in kankan's existencial catchphrase "uh uh" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as kankan's genius unfolds itself on their handheld device commonly known as a phone. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have aKankan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
I was diagnosed with cancer a month ago and the doctors said that I only have a couple months left. I got depressed and started to listen to Kankan. After listening to these masterpiece, it motivated me to sip codeine as much as Kankan. A week later, the doctors told me that I don't have cancer anymore. Thank the lord for introducing Kankan in my life.
Ever since i have entered the lifestyle of sipping codein , my friends, often referred as my twizzys, have introduced me to the beautiful musical discography of Keandrian Qynzel Jones (aka Kankan). His music simply uplifts me off the codein phosphate and promethazine , thank you Kankan
Shoutout to Kan, I wake up everyday and have the most productive morning with wock in my right hand. I realized how drastically Kan changed my life for the better.
My 3 year old daughter was currently suffering from a blood borne disease until I played her kankan’s music. She’s 12 now and a complete addict to codeine and Xanax pills while getting As in math and science. Thank you Kankan 🙏🏻
This is my first time hearing his music. I think KanKan's fans are my favorite. Surprisingly wholesome. Almost as if KanKan's music has impacted you all and caused you to make deep personal changes to improve yourselves. Truly inspiring.
Who is kankan? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is company. To the trenches, he is the hero. To the sad, he is joy. To the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is treasure. For me, he is everything.
Mostrei isso ao meu filho de 1 ano e ele finalmente disse suas primeiras palavras. “Sou viciado em lean, não consigo limitar”. Tão bonito. Mal posso esperar até que ele se torne um bebedor de wock e abandone a escola como seu pai, enquanto ouve kankan o dia todo, todos os dias 😊😊😊
Dearest Kankan, you have made me look a life in a different perspective. Every second without RR anthem my life goes to pure agony. I cannot fathom how i would be able to breath without your presence and angelic voice seeping through my ear canal. I can feel your voice when i prey to the lord, and feel your sweet touch while the wockhardt poors down into my veins. Now because of you i no longer enjoy sleeping. I was foolish at first for ever thinking that you would better my life, now i dont even need to sleep. With you and Terry by my side i feel as if that i can accomplish anything. I dont go downstairs anymore... there is no point. My yahmaha HS8's are constantly blaring throughout my household. In all, thank you Keandrian Qynzel Jones.
Once again Keandrian protecting his community by shining a light on the dangers of fentanyl and its analogues. Ive overdosed 6 times from fentanyl, but after listening to Kankan I wake up sipping wockeisha and popping 30s. I threw away the narcan I had because your music set me on the right path, thank you.
Ever since my wife and 4 kids left me, I didn’t know what to do. Thankfully kankan influenced me to live life how I truly should, sippin wok till my kidney speakin to meh, all my twizzys poppin yerkys sippin drank livin life how we should. Thank you kankan for showing me the true way of life
Keandrian Qynzel Jones has made me into a whole different person, every day before school I go through 5 pints with ease while blasting “Won’t Miss”, thank you for this blessing sir Kankan.
Cunny combos, meticulous metaphors, and hypnotic vocals are all intently articulated throughout Keandrian "Kankan" Jones' diverse discography. Kan has mastered the art of music; carefully woven elements of tune, melody, and notes successfully bring out the desire to sip wok and pop percys in even the most Suburban of Josh's, with breakout hits like 'Wokeup' and 'Goin To Hell', and lesser-known fan favourites such as 'Kickback', evoking unprecedented numbers for most stanky faces per twizzy twirling tonka drivers in recent history.
Kankan truly befuddles me with his musical lyricism, his lyric vocabulary is truly extravagant and terrific, Kankan you are a lyrical genius and you deserve a Grammy. This song has created a anti-depressant that has cleared my deep sadness, thanks Kankan.
As another fellow pedestrian living in this wild life of money, work and stress, there is nothing better in the world than coming home to listen to Kankan. I was at my very lowest and hit rock bottom a year ago, and found Kan, and my life has been amazing ever since. Every lyric, every adlib, and every song has had the most impact on my life and has changed me and my family for the better, and I cannot ever repay Kankan. For that I am forever grateful for Kan's music, thanks
My 3 month old, has started pouring up fours and popping oxycodone. I appreciate your support keandrian. I have started mixing lean with my decaf coffee. ❤️.
Kankan ever since I found you you changed my whole life. I remember being down so bad failing school and now I’m backdooring codeine and sipping wok everyday while being a dropout 😵💫🙏🏻
I used to spend racks on that lean then I started listening to kankans music and I started scoring 4’s now I’m using my runners to run up a trackhawk 🦅
Before I listened to kankan I was depressed. I was going through my discover weekly on Spotify and fraction started. That moment changed my life. I now only listen to Kankan, when I wake up I pop percs and sip codiene. I replaced my water tank system to be filled with wockhard. Kankan isn’t music, it’s a way of life. Thank you Kankan, Keandrian Qynzel Jones.
Kankan has paved the proper path for me and my family. Had a family function with 40 people and they were playing Pharrell Williams. I didn't feel right it angered me that they didn't know the legacy of Keandrian Qynzel Jones. So I connected to the speaker and played kankan and now my whole entire family owns trackhawks and are professional wock sommeliers. We always try each other's lean at family dinners. Thank you kankan for changing my life for the better
This song just stopped my girlfriend from breaking up with me, WanWan thank you so much for dropping another banger I hope to grow old to your music that I listen to 24 hours a day my grandchildren will be forced at their will to listen to such marvelous sounds from the goat KanKan.
I just played this song for my cousin and his band and now they're on a hiatus doing research on Kankan to study his music. In fact, my parents gave me permission to quit my day job to pursue the same mission, while they pay my rent at an undisclosed location! We some smart cookies who know how to avoid pillies laced with fent lol.
Ever since I discovered this masterpiece of music, I introduced my depressed son Marcus Edwards to kankans music. Discovered he been sipping behind my back behind mcdonalds. I felt betrayed that hes getting geeked alone without me behind my back I threw him out our family home to show him the true way of life to man up. Thank you and praise kankan. 🙏
KanKan is 1 true inspiring man wit him sipping wockhardt it makes me want to too, when i listen to sir kankan the 16th i get a such feeling of popping a perc for the day, sir kankan has inspired the new generation sip lean or "drank" or "wockhardt". Sir Kankan just makes me feel like a new man, not just within the body but within the soul. I listen to Kankan to get a sign of relief, and just makes we forget about the horrible things going in life. I play my grandmother 1 KanKan song and now she sips lean for a living, she said " Tell Mr Kankan thank u for the inspiring things he have blessed me with" see, sir Kankan doesnt jus send a message he also changes lives. Summrs and KanKan is one of the most stood out human beings in our generation and thats what u gotta love abt em, their inspiration to sip wock, and pop percs. These men truley have a good lifestyle. 🖤 #Keandrian4president
u made it out the hood Kankan. I'm so glad I was able to enjoy and understand your music at such an early time. i'll be making sure my grandchildren know who u are 🐐
