She does give off a bizarrely powerful aura, doesn't she? It's the damnedest and most unexpected sensation ever. Like she's got a "I'm sweet and good-natured and unique, you want to be monogamous and protective towards me" charm ray she radiates out of her entire body. Either it's a practiced act or she's the cutest human being ever to live. "Marry the fuck outta her" is a good one. I personally went with "cuddle her to orgasm and take her to a puppet show", but I don't see why the two are mutually exclusive.