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Keep Your Distance Comedy Show - Lance Woods

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Comedian, actor, and International Sex Symbol, Lance Woods has been featured on Amazon, Hulu, Fox, and Sacramento Kings on NBC Sports.
Follow Lance on Instagram at / sirlancewoods , TikTok at / sirlancewoods , and on Twitter at / sirlancewoodss .

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22 авг 2024

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@CTDMally077 3 года назад

Yea bro not breaking the kit-kat is a deal breaker😂😂😂

@meukowkang7355 3 года назад

Who does that 😰🤷🏿‍♂️😬

@bezzleskyhirecords5088 3 года назад

😂😂😂🤣dead ass

@brandnubraids2599 3 года назад

Smh certified🤦‍♀️

@eddiehilbert2211 3 года назад

She a savage

@bigmex8794 3 года назад

@@meukowkang7355 absolutely

@jlatt4788 3 года назад

😂😂😂 you ain’t gone break the bars up??! 😂😂😂😂

@dearstayathomemom2771 3 года назад

The person laughing at the beginning cracked me all the way up. That joke on Kev was the one!

@mansamussa1552 2 года назад

Fam 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@femanvate 2 года назад

That's Kev laughing

@djames765 3 года назад

“This spaghetti taste like popcorn butter” 😂

@1lionyouth 3 года назад

It's Lance delivery with his stories that gets me. Lance got Kyrie handle, the dream shake & Euro Step all in one.

@pedrosolorio6133 2 года назад

He’s not that good

@shawtdaddy4887 2 года назад

His delivery is everything

@sbethune4431 Год назад

Never heard a comic broke down into sport comparations.... Excellent! And you are correct 💯

@blackgirlburntout 3 года назад

"The streets miss me they don't miss you?!"😭😭😭😭

@masonfam123 3 года назад

Lance you MURDERED this set!!!

@monicacalvert1273 3 года назад

HE ANNIHILATED THIS. Excellent delivery!

@brandnubraids2599 3 года назад

She brought you your food off the plate in the microwave🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️ I'm done🤣🤣

@hughcamp2730 2 года назад

You tell some funny stories !!! You got me with the body shop for teeth repair where they fix Ford's 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nattyshreddz7933 3 года назад

Bite a pear and spell my full name 🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Angielyrica 3 года назад

lol " i went to the freezer to get the batteries"

@fairroe6975 2 года назад

Nice set. Really good comedian, keep going and growing.

@justjq9138 3 года назад

Sir Lance Woods is freaking hilarious 😂 This was a really great set!! I can’t wait to see more.

@bagsbrickerman3168 3 года назад

Lance Outstanding. Most excellent. Be blessed.

@harveygarrett4129 3 года назад

Was in tears by the end..😂🤣😂

@TheOneVizun 3 года назад

That is the best crooked teeth joke I have ever heard 🤣😂! His whole set was crazy!!!

@Wcc815 2 года назад

Lance is cold on the stage, didn’t know he was this funny, he has huge stage presence too

@Givetheflowers 2 года назад

Right, like where I been

@PraiseTime 3 года назад

The battery joke caught me off guard

@Deezy_Ankh 3 года назад

That was dumb funny and that jacket fire too

@HeyyySai 2 года назад

Came out the gates swinging! First two minutes are insane 🔥🔥🔥literally screaming 😭

@eddiehilbert2211 3 года назад

That Kit Kat joke lmao

@cocoasweet 3 года назад

They all did so amazing 🥰

@RobynLouise86 3 года назад

Love Lance, lol, he is hilarious 😆😜😆🖤

@bryangraves4441 3 года назад

That was a fun 13:37 fam. I appreciate your talents!

@SuperNigel61 3 года назад

That opening JOKE?!?!?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #dead

@13Babeloe 3 года назад

Hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Kit Kat yup.

@caramelbrown2174 3 года назад

Dollar Tree appropriate is hilarious

@bdda4995 3 года назад

Aye man! Say man! Dat was hilarious! ✊🏿💯💯

@timelessteek561 3 года назад

U from texas huh lol?

@glois80 2 года назад

This was my first time hearing his comedy and he is off the chain funny

@waynedawson4948 2 года назад

Man this dude is funny as shiggity love the neurotic pet peeves too funny

@stacyashlee 3 года назад

Hes always a good time

@flsunshineworld4205 3 года назад

My Spirit ROFL😭😭😭 💯% the best from start to finish. I hope to see him in person soon

@adamsbeclosing 2 года назад

This guys is a star in the making. Great

@lysnroots 3 года назад

You ant gone break the bars of the kit Kat 😆🤣😂

@wtfobiden 3 года назад

Kevonstage keeps bringing out the Talent !!!

@Boogs.310 5 месяцев назад

Just saw that clip of Kanisha Buss laughing and I swear I can hear her crazy ass laugh in the crowd 😂🩵

@Sandra-dd3fe 3 года назад

We know Matthew is the first book in New Testament right 😂😂😂

@TonioDC79 3 года назад

Spaghetti tastes like popcorn butter 🤣😅😂😭🤦‍♂️. The main reason I never have a drink when I am eating chicken of any type. Once you breath in that cup and put it down as soon as you reach for it, it smells like outside. 😂😭😅🤣 Brilliant Set💪🏿👍🏿

@Ceetastic90 3 года назад

Lance is hilarious! 😹

@diplomatfromspace 2 года назад

My teeth was in cursive..... went to get braces and was referred to an auto body shop..... BRUV YOU ARE IN MY FAVE 5!!!!!

@portlandgoose4727 3 года назад

Is that Eric Griffin losing his shit in the audience? 😂

@CLSicks 2 года назад

This was more brilliant than what can be seen on the surface.

@CJ-kc3lh 3 года назад

My guy Lance! 😂😅

@tipsreviews7476 3 года назад

Yooooo funny asf 🤣 😂

@tsionicprinciple4651 3 года назад

He's hilarious why is the crowd not wildin 🤣

@cellagp321 2 года назад

Was thinking the same thing...

@misterwilliams1323 3 года назад

He look like he related to Tyhree Spivey! This was funny 😂

@Givetheflowers 2 года назад

My first time seeing this, and I’m hollering!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@youngntrill 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂 im in here hollering... this is too funny. I need to see a live show

@CO1GEE 3 года назад

Where do I even begin to look for that jacket?

@brianacherry776 3 года назад

Maybe screenshot and reverse image search

@aaron4ism Год назад

that's the leather power ranger jawn

@Ratchet-Network 3 года назад

Fam, this is sooooo funny bruh!!!

@jadkiss827 3 года назад

Funny energy entertaining...

@vickwicked4260 2 года назад

Great set my man! Had me hella weak!

@realmarie_real 2 года назад

I'm hollering

@diplomatfromspace 2 года назад

Auntie you think it's your Nose ..... I can see......!!!!!! LOL.

@Swish_God 2 года назад

Ion know this dude but 2 mins in and I'm crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀😆

@np494609 2 года назад

Damn dude some ppl in the crowd got their moneys worth, great bit lance

@givent1GOD 3 года назад

“ Opened the Bible it went straight to Matthew .. this nigga smoked my whole Old Testament “ BRuHhhhhhhhhhhh read yal bibles that one flew over some heads

@guessguess7837 2 года назад

Lance This is Kenny's father in law. Keep going young man you're awesome. Hit me back and tell me where we can see you. Be blessed

@vc6218 3 года назад

Anyone knows who the jacket is by???? That thang clean!!!

@comedianmarchenderson3955 2 года назад

Lance is hilarious. Great material. Looking forward to sharing a stage with him one day.

@novellapaul 2 года назад

yassss give me life with your laughter thank you

@therealvivian82 3 года назад

Great set Lance.

@QueenMoFyah 3 года назад

Freaking hilarious!!!!

@derrickholmes2392 3 года назад

Good set Lance. Is that a Cross Color jacket?

@bigmex8794 3 года назад

😩🤣😂

@JamesSmith-sy6pz 11 месяцев назад

This nigga is hilarious

@LegalLatinoHeat Год назад

New Fan you sir are hilarious

@westwardpomonagyrl4358 3 года назад

I dont know your life, you know what he’s saying! This Dude is funnnny😹😹😹😹

@EyeSeeVee 2 года назад

Ion know da calendar 😂😂

@Plnetkhia99 Год назад

Bwaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Nigga! Smokin the whole old testament

@boubafett 3 года назад

I liked this before the video even loaded. Lance never misses! lmaoo

@byronbrennen9104 3 года назад

Amazing set bro 🔥

@LegalLatinoHeat Год назад

Funny Set.

@courtneyclark286 3 года назад

Not the green polo! Lol

@jasonplusone 3 года назад

You not gon break the bars up

@kbranch1011 3 года назад

They see the beenie...we see the helmet of salvation 😂😉🤦🏾‍♀️

@courtneyclark286 3 года назад

Bro said bite a pear and spell his whole naaaaame! Now I gotta Google a picture to see the old teeth lol

@LOUDsigh 3 года назад

I thought u only suppose to wear invisiline when u sleep🤷🏾

@rainbomg 2 года назад

I love his outfit, I would wear that (to much less effect, but) Dad should’ve gone to Habakkuk

@curtcomedy4661 3 года назад

This nigga voice is powerful

@ihavfavour 3 года назад

Damn I NEED that JACKET 🤦🏾‍♂️😩

@donnelltaylor5295 3 года назад

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@thewood1001 3 года назад

I don't comment too much, but this was masterful. GREAT set! (And this was my first time finding out about your talent)

@teparadox 3 года назад

This dude needs to be bigger

@sharmainest.hilaire6967 3 года назад

I may be high but I clicked on this because I thought mike Epps was in the thumbnail.

@LOUDsigh 3 года назад

Swear. Me too

@eastzoobridge 3 года назад

Yooo you killed it 🔥🔥🔥

@0327elf 3 года назад

On point man

@cupcakes7015 3 года назад

Catose intolerance 🤣 6/25/2021

@Trejay93 3 года назад

Dude funny af

@Trejay93 3 года назад

And that jacket hard

@jasonplusone 3 года назад

Spaghetti taste like popcorn butter

@jetfajita 3 года назад

Video time: Leet

@bmgtheperformer 3 года назад

Hahahahahahahahaha

@thetruthispermanent916 2 года назад

Sacramento stand up. He went to valley hi with us

@FreeRoyalPowerHour 2 года назад

Who is this nigga saying “yeaaaw” in the background? 😂

@capnuge7488 3 года назад

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

@rhodabaruch4 3 года назад

He is funny!

@piperman2060 3 года назад

10/10

@dillygoat_ 2 года назад

😂🤣💀

@tiffany1995 3 года назад

Don't do auntie like that Lance!!

@gabrielmccandless2798 2 года назад

💀💀⚰️⚰️

@MrJohnnyLighting Год назад

He's hilarious but that crowd was wack