Keep Your Distance KYD - Christmas Special (The Hattie & Bocephus story) 

This man needs a Netflix special

STORY TELLER. This man had us watching a whole movie in front of our ears 😂😂😂

"No they not playing that whoa lawdy" 😂😂😂😂😂

That molasses story was kinda beautiful fr.

The thought behind these jokes. Pen game immaculate. Hell of a set. Wish I could like it twice.

A slave getting fired?! Blaq Ron is a comedic genius 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂

Ron is too intelligent for his own good. Dude takes any moment and finds the funny

This dude different, I can honestly say I've never heard a story like that presented in a comedic setting. Talk about painting a picture with words. That's just pure genius.

Bocephus was thoughtful af. Hattie Mae gonna drop it low when she come by to deliver those biscuits.

I couldn't wait to see this again. This might be my favorite story from Blaq Ron...beauty inside the pain. This man is a comedic genius!

I'm SO glad this has finally been uploaded! I've been randomly singing "Whoa Lordy" since December 😂😂😂

This one had me SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR when I watched it the first time… if Blaq Ron is on the lineup I’m FOR SURE buying the KYD ticket that week.

The fact this nigga said forlorn is intelligent comedy at its finest lol teach Blaq

Absolutely FINISHED ME!! I nearly got fired myself , I was laughing so hard!! Woah Lordy killed me hahahahahaha

I need to see this as a movie. This man be telling STORIES!!!!!

The entire slave joke felt like a portion of a movie being created in real time. This was one of those comedic sets i wish never ended. And ive only ever said that about George Carlin and Patrice O'Neal.

This man said I know them bitches ain’t playin whoa Lordy 😂

Holy shit I forgot I was watching Stand up until the end of the set. This is some of the best storytelling I've ever seen and heard. 👍

I know ain’t playN “WHOA LORDY’’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kev in the back screaming is killing me bro 😂😂

What?!! Are you kidding me. This is genius and easily now one of my fav bits of all time. Damn blah Ron you killed it. Kev right I’d pay to see that in a movie or play

"Hey. Why the long face, huh?" I just made so much noise 😂😂😂

The correlation with now and then is so powerful this man is a Genius

Sir, NOT drug-testing the slaves 😂 Whoa Lordy! So funny 🖤

When u realize "Whoa Lordy" is "Back Dat Azz Up" 🤯

It was so hard for me to get through this cause I kept on rewinding it back to “Whoa Lordy” Lmmfao!!! Bruh this shit made me go back and watch and like all of his shit even Cancel Court😂😂😂. Bruh keep doing shit like this, this is so genuine and original, you have new fan.

Bro needs to be in a writers room or something. This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

The fact that I could visually see his story is crazy awesome.. so good it was like a dream.

The wiping of the air and the foot circle you know what my guy you got it bro 💯 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

The leg smack during Whoa Lordy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Speak some words of encouragement to the cootchie!😂😂😂😂 Omg. I can't!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the best comedy sets I've ever experienced! 🔥🔥🔥

THIS NEEDS WAAAAYYY MORE VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn Ron you always looking dapper❤

Yes I would love to see this on Broadway😂

Blaq Ron is one of my fav comedians. The way he paints these stories 🤣

This is getting saved in my rainy days playlist for sure! It’s one of my fave bits and it should def be turned into an ongoing skit/show! I’d watch it!

Can y’all promote this nigga please, never might get a comedian with this much charisma in a long time.

Introduced to Blaq Ron via ZWTH. So glad. He’s hilarious!!

WAIT WHAT??!!! BLAQ RON!!!! This was ridiculously 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and 🤯🤯🤯🤯 You are seriously one talented man…your sets can easily become historical comedies…GEEZ LOUISE!! 🙌🏾💯❤️🔥🔥🔥

HE ALWAYS DELIVERS SUPERIOR COMEDY. ITS NOT JUST HILARIOUS IT IS INTELLIGENTLY CREATIVE

I can hear Patrick’s laugh anywhere lol

Yessss!!! 💯💯💯💯

🤣🤣 definitely one of my favorite comedians ❤️

Had to watch it twice.

Exquisitely executed!! 👏🏿👏🏿

Now he is too funny . Them slavery jokes was lit I can't believe I laughed so hard at them but he was real

That was probably one of the BEST set I've seen on keep your distance

So glad I found out about Blaq Ron during the pandemic. Love his comedy style

I swear I watch this once a week

Clever and original. The nigga that's gone tell the best story; you can't wait to hear which angle is approached. Already, young dog.

Fye !!!!!!

I wish I had as much swag as Bocephius 🤣🤣🤣

I HATE a slave movie!!! I couldn’t believe how loud I’m laughing!!!

Genius!

Bruh u need to be doing this Infront of thousands people‼️dude got a uniquely hilarious way of looking at life fam. Truly funny af no cap

“Evening Boss” Mighty good weather we having today 😂😂😂

Thank you Blaq Ron for posting this!

This dude is next level bruh.

I’ve thought about this set every month for 6 months! Thanks for reposting it big dog!

Blaq Ron, excellent content!

BLAQ RON IS A RAW FLAWLESS REALEST

Look at Hadame throw that ass! 😂😂😂 That shit is hilarious ASF

🤣OMG…Ron, you want some apricot biscuits love?

Love this man yo! 😂😂 I believe this is my favorite comedian right now. i need to see more of him

Amazing 😂😂

He is a fool! Absolutely hilarious, great to see a Dallas native doing it big!

Blaq Ron is a playwrite specialist 💯🤣

The names he coming up with got me hollering LOL but the storytelling? Straight tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Genius set,... Brilliant!

As usual, my favorite comedian was genius. I love his uniqueness and talent. Blaq Ron is truly in a league of his own. Amazing!

“I know them niggas aint playin ‘whoa lawdy’?!”

Bro the next time you anywhere near Columbia, SC it's a must that I come to the show! Also I would love to see a movie written by you especially that slave love story!

The man is sooooo hilarious 😂 it’s simple I see Blaq Ron I click ❤️

😂😂 “I kno them niggas not playin oohhh wodee”

My favorite Blaq Ron bit and I like all his stuff. Hands down my favorite comedian.

Ron, you're funny af 😂😂😂 ❤from 🇯🇲

"Whhaaaat... If any n**** deserves some p****... it's a broke n****".... single greatest line in history... Preach on...

This is Real Comedy!!!

Aaayyyy that was just great !!.. lowkey I'm trying to see that in a movie with Hattie May and Moe Stevens

On Broadway. Let’s go!

Ron what's good!! Rodney Willz from 214 Oak Cliff! Proud of you fam! I see you in that bag! Got the grill on bright white!! Salute my Boi!!!

Start to finish, dtfl. Blaq Ron, you did it again.

Apricot biscuits with that good sauce

Ron really do something outta this world every time. Keep grindin

This is my favorite one I love it he's hilarious ❤❤

This man is comedic genius 👏🏿 🤣 🙌🏿 😂

Genius! The art of story telling!

Ron look like he finna do a poetry slam

Blaq Ron really unmatched funny lol

This was so lit 🔥

I have been waiting to see this again! This is one of the best sets I've ever seen anywhere! ❤✌🏽✊🏽

Damn Bo my real ancestor my last name cephus in real like 😂

*"I know them nqqaz ain't playin Oh Lordy.."* 😭😭😭

Shame sound is too low, can't hear it not even with a speaker

Keep them coming Ron!!! 😂😂😂

Im cryinnnggg! Blaq Ron a whole nut but damn he can tell a story lol

Hey, see it through. 😂😂😂

FORLORN…..y’all was confused when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg! Real tears 😹 😂 😆 🤣 😹