kermit stepped in oil paint 

Steps in oil paint. Gets foot wash, massage and attention. Is spa day.

He kermitted a crime.

Kermit is that one kid at daycare they have to put in bubble wrap.

"Kermit breaks his tail" "Kermit gets stung by a bee" "Kermit gets bit by a spider" "Kermit fell in a pool" "Kermit hurts his leg" "Kermit gets oil paint on his leg" "Kermit didn't cry for 3 weeks" "Kermit gets a divorce from peach" "Kermit loses presidential elections" Edit:"Kermit wasted all our money in a petsmart" “Kermit’s birthday was forgotten” “Kermit quits RU-vid” “Kermit meets Obama” “Kermit married marble” “Kermit attacks a pick up truck driver” “Kermit is the next First Lady”

You guys should have a sign that counts the last day since a Kermit disaster

0 days without a Kermit incident

I still love that Jenna calls kermits paw his “hand”

Jenna seems like genuinely concerned about the fact that Cermit has oil paint in his paw and that’s the funniest and cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

“Our cat named Kermit” 😂

*It's always Kermit.*

I love how Kermit is just completely quiet the entire time Jenna is trying to get off the oil paint. Finally, he has Mommy’s full attention.

“OUR CAT NAMED KERMIT JUMPED ON THE TABLE” ~Jenna

Kermit; Stepped in paint, fell in the pool, stepped on a bee, hurt his knee... 2018 was not a good year for cermets

They dont need a cat because kermit already resembles 2 cats 3 dogs and school of fish.

Jillian : “ No greenies for you ! “ Jenna : “ No he still gets some” *ME*

As an art major seeing the title I just let out a defeated sigh of: "Of course, he did."

“no mistakes, just happy accidents” -bob ross

Everytime I look in my video feed... it's like, kermit hurt his leg Kermit got stung by a bee Kermit fell in the pool Kermit broke his tail Kermit stood in oil painting Kermit is like a category 5 hurricane trapped in a little dogs body.

Today my 9 month old human baby went to an art class and COVERED himself in blue paint. The lady running the class told me is should come off in 5-7 days… did I panic? No. I used my Kermit emergency paint knowledge and used coconut oil, now I have a regular, non blue, baby. Thank you Jenna for your endless knowledge ❤️

Julien: looks up how to wash the paint off Google: *"Is it fkin Kermit beech"*

Kermit: Not getting attention, steps on bee. Not getting attention, falls in pool. Not getting attention, pops out knee.

Plot twist: Kermit stepped in the paint on purpose so he’d be babied and get all the attention

Kermit: steps in paint Kermit: 👁️👅👁️

No one understands Kermit's feelings, he just wanted to become a dorito.

*Kermit is such a Middle Child*

He's misunderstood. He wanted to make art and he did his best

Kermit: hooman mommy an daddy ar nawt paying enouff attention to me, must cause scene Oil paint: Kermit: bingo bango

my big fat greek wedding milineal version - "coconut oil fixes everything "

I love you Kermit but you test me *EVERYDAY BOI*

kermit now has his own series on your channel, Julien: Episode 1: kermit got stung by a bee Episode 2: kermit fell into the pool Episode 3: kermit stepped in oil paint watch out he’s TAKING OVER.

I cannot believe you missed the golden opportunity of puns. When Julien poured the coconut oil into your palm, I 100% believed with all of my being that he was going to say "now it's palm oil"

How did he manage to only step in one color?? 😂 (Edit: holy shit I’ve never had so many likes thank y’all 😅☺️)

RU-vid: julien solomita uploaded a video "kermit..." Me: Oh god what now

frizzy hair? coconut oil. dry skin? coconut oil. oil paint on your cermet? *coconut oil*

why is it always nasty boy?! •oil paint •spider bite • always at the vet

Marpel, Paesh, Hörse: **just exists** Cermet: Got stung by a bee, Got bit by a spider, Fell in the pool, Hurt his leg, Broke his tail and Stepped in oil paint

do not let your cermit use oil paints, he will not grow

Saw the title and immediately thought "of course he did"

When you look at Kermit straight on sometimes he looks like Sid the sloth from ice age?? Duno just came to me in the moment?

*anything exists* kermit: "Are You Challenging Me?"

instead of writing my paper, I spent 9 minutes watching two people lecture a cermit for stepping in oil paint and i don't regret a a second

A series: Kermit *does something problematic*

Oil paint does not help your Cermet growwww

why is it Kermit that almost dies and people still be calling marble the dead one like wth?😭😂

Just in case this happens again, Dawn dish soap gets out oil paint really quickly. Basically you need some kind of soap that “cuts grease” so you can break down the oils from the paint and remove it. Source: personal experience. My cat likes to run through my oil paint while I’m painting.

It’s better than the bee I guess.

“when bae doesnt get your passionz”

I have a song for kermit. “I’m the clumsy middle child. Cause I, Fell In the pool, stepped in paint, Got bit by a spider, hurt my knee, broke my tail, and stepped on a bee! For attention!”

Kermit: oail paint, come heare....steap step steap

Kermit is a new species now: The Italian Orangehound.

Kermit and the others are so docile. I mean they just sit so still when they are held and don't squirm when being forced to wear small clothing, but whenever I try to hold me small dog like a baby he immediately starts squirming. So not fair.

6:14 when spongebob and Patrick try to remove a drop of paint off of mr krabs first dollar.

If you and Jenna just start a separate series of following Bob Ross painting tutorials, I think the entire internet would be totally fine with that

Kermit is literally a child. Needs constant attention, gets messy, and wants anything his siblings have. Kermit is literally the only child I like (mainly because he's a dog).

0:59 Jenna’s Virgo energy is literally- “I sense a disturbance in the force” I live 😂😂😂

Of course Kermit chose the nastiest color😂

“Kermit got stung by a bee.” “Kermit fell in the pool.” “Kermit stepped in oil paint.” Beginning to see a pattern.

jenna did not beat the devil out of the paints because it obviously possessed kermit

This is literally the least I've ever seen Cermet cry.

Kermit looks terrified when they look at him. When they look away his face immediately reads TRIUMPHANT

Juliens vlog style is so good and _different_ he just shares the best parts of their lives with us. It’s like those little memories that you think back on and laugh at- and those are what he shares. *I love that so much*

*pours coconut oil on life problems*

Oil paint often uses heavy metals to get the color that are very dangerous if ingested and mildly dangerous if it comes into contact with skin so I’m glad you got it off

someone needs to stop kermit for real that buoy is OUT OF CONTROL

*reads title* of course he did. I’m not surprised. What hasn’t he done? Stung by bee, fell in the pool, and now steps in paint. Geez, Kermit, calm down

“Coconut oil fixes everything” Every Asian mom ever. Ever...

0:40 kermit: iz going to step in oil paint, iz 1:41 kermit: iz naughty and nasty, iz 3:31 kermit: iz orange 4:12 kermit: want eat 5:10 kermit: regret stepping in oil 6:55 kermit: haz attention haz 8:20 kermit: test mom alwayz

Get the devil out of Kermit’s paw

Please get drunk and both of you follow a bob Ross tutorial, but face your canvasses away from one another so you can’t see what the other does. And at the end, reveal the masterpieces to one another.

julien should create a playlist called “Kermit the nasty, accident hog”

Cement just steps in paint and papaya just sits there like "👁👅👁”

Internally screaming every second the paint is left on the table

I’m starting to think that Kermit, since he’s the middle child, is purposely getting into trouble just to get attention from his parents. 🤔😂

About a year ago my white cat dipped his tail in my mom's red oil paint. He thought he was so fancy and *extra* handsome with his new swag. Thanks for already dealing with this so that I knew how to make my cat not look like a weird raccoon.

Jenna being genuinely stressed while rubbing Kermit’s LIMP PAW is physical comedic gold.

beat the devil out of kermits paw.

Kermit: "I am masterpiece"

Kermit:**wants attention** Oil paint:**sitting on the table** Also Kermit:paint come here!

7:15 Kermit: *sticks tongue out* Julian: *the hell is the matter with you*

Your dogs have so much personality. They're all like different characters of a TV show 😃

“Our cat named Kermit” 😂🤣

"oh why do you have that yellow stain on your table?" "It's because our cermet stepped in oil paint and generally tinted the world orange."

Cement looks like me when I dip my hand in a cheeto bag.

*as Julian is going in to clean the table* Me: dontrubitindontrubitindontrubitindont-

*OUR CAT NAMED KERMIT*

« It won’t be dry until tomorrow » Me: oh no that’s gonna take weeks to dry.

This is the only family vlog channel I accept

Jenna's video for next week: "sanding and staining our table to disguise oil paint damage

Orange is the new Cermit

when Bae only cares about the dog and don't even care that you are vloging with the other hand

Imagine if he thought the paint smelled like Irish spring soap 👀

kermit got stung by a bee. kermit fell into the pool. kermit stepped into paint. kermit took over our house. kermit became the persident. kermit ruled the world.

Why does cermet lowkey look like Sid from Ice Age

Imagine if they went to the vet, and like the tail incident, they just said, “we could amputate it”

At first I thought the video was “Kermit stepped in a oil plant” and I freaked.😂

kermit kind of reminds me of Sid from ice age

Kermit, Kermit? Yes, Jenna? Stepping in oil paint? No, Jenna. Telling lies? No, Jenna. Show me your paws. [insert Kermit crying noises here] 3x

I love how Jenna says hand instead of paw

It would drive me to clinical insanity if my dog and my table had oil paint all over it and my Julien couldn’t put the damn vlog camera down to help clean it for five seconds. Jenna is the most patient woman alive oof 🥵

Kermit: the problem child The movie