Kevin Bridges FULL Interview on Alan Carr: Chatty Man (2014) 

Spelt it wrong.. should say Alan Carr is a wanker.

Questions I think, not the answers??

What a lovely positive comment 👍

In English please !!!

@@whiteflash72 It was in English, kind of! It was written in that weird Scotlanglish that some Scots proudly (& erroneously) believe represents some actual, mythical, modern Scottish language, but is unfortunately just their own local/colloquial dialect, written phonetically! It is, quite frankly, embarrassing to those of us who actually speak our native tongue. It is our native tongue, even if it's distasteful and embarrassing to admit that our native tongue is English! I'm a proud Scot who wants Independence as much as (if not more than) the next person, but speaking/typing phonetically in my own regional accent is NOT going to do us any favours or gain us any new supporters! All it does is make us look ignorant, uneducated and stupid! To those Scots I say... You may think you're scoring some moral victory against some anonymous English bigot when you proudly type, "Away an bile yer heid, ya clarty sassanach numpty!" But all he (and everyone supporting him) understood from that was, "Away" followed by a lot of gibberish! How the fuck does that help us or our cause? Grow up!! We learned their language in order to survive to this point, so why the fuck aren't you willing to use it against the bastards???

@@whiteflash72he’s speaking Scottish 😂

@Daniel Morrison he's not speaking he's writing and it doesn't make any fkn sense !!!

​@@whiteflash72 I'm sorry what was that you said, Flashman

He just tries toooo hard to be nice.

Alan could say the same thing about you

@@AtAndAtty 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is fuckin savage 🤣🤣🤣

you wank we wank he wank, i count it lol

If a noun is a person, place or thing, wank counts here. The act of wanking is the action verb. It's sort of defining the various definitions of the F word and then the context for grammar's sake. There's only at least 50 ways of classifications! Aye ya F wanker!