Kevin Bridges On English Vs Scottish Football | Universal Comedy 

Repeated this 100’s of times, absolutely brilliant !

In Scotland we support two international teams. Scotland, and whoever’s playing England.

Yeh Fkn Backstabbers.

As a Brazilian happens the same with me when I visited Glasgow few years back . There was a friendly match between us and England. When we score... what a party!!! Surreal and very funny!!!

@@kevsmithard5586 bellend.

AnNa Mo .. totally! The Luftwaffe were misguided over Clydebank… we are forgiving people ? ❤️❤️xx

Same in reverse... although I do feel the English are a wee bit standoffish,at first, when I down there. Until they realise, we are not what they have been told.

We don't hate the English, we just hate England.

Because you're paying them...

Yes we are

I am from Scotland and I don't hate the English at all

Yeah, if he was, then why would he live in Italy?

@@titanuranus3095 Benedict was German, and Pope at the time.

@@mirzaahmed6589 But he moved away from Germany into Italy. Chiefly, I think, because of the football.

An ex hitler youth pope moved to the Vatican because of football and not because he was ordained a Cardinal 🤔

@@titanuranus3095Lothar Matthäus did the same at some point, still german.

I beĺeave we Scots are very gooď on English accents, beçause we hear it all the time on the telly,

Ahaha isn’t it

it's fackin kickin off in the comment section

"Oh can I be your friend"

Was that when the commentator started naming every English person he knew? Margret thatcher, your boys took one hell of a beating

@@GuinessOriginal Bjørge Lillelien. That was in 1981 for the 82' qualifier to Spain. We may have won against England in '81, but we didn't make it to the World Cup itself. I turned 10 that summer.

I think somebody’s been on the whisky

Norway has a Navy?

“The Scot’s” is a derogatory term used by colonial bastards

Jealousy will do that

Dont be daft mate, most of it is banter and some Scots will support England against teams apart from their own. Im English but live in Scotland. The anti English thing is in a total minority unlike England's hate for most other foreigners.

@@James-yy4vl Of what, your failing NHS, poorly funded police and education system? Paying for water rates and prescriptions as well as eye check ups. whats that like?

Eddy Coulson where are you from? Is the NHS not available in Scotland? (I’m assuming that’s where you’re from)

@@benflewers2545 Our NHS, like our police is separate to English one mate. Funded and ran by our Gov not Westminster. Most people in England dont know either so dont fret dude. ;)

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I know howling true but 😂😂😂😂😂

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It's all kicked off in the comments!!!

Is that you Clarice😂😂

Shouting “Jamie Vardy’s having a party” outside a bar in Benidorm

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At least he wouldn’t have had the embarrassment of bailing his wife out all the time £££

We don't hate the English people, that's just not true. The vast majority of us hate Westminster. We also hate that the English consistently vote for the tories, therefore we get a tory government which almost nobody in Scotland wants (I think it was around 1955 the last time the tories won in Scotland at a GE). Our media (BBC in particular) is all from an English perspective too. Over 63% of Scotland voted to stay in the EU but we get taken out of that due to the English. We want England to loose at sports, particularly football, but that's mostly due to the TV pundits. Whenever there is a WC or Euros we get English TV pundits, analysis, commentators, etc. - we're not English! Imagine you had to watch a tournament and it was all about France or Germany for example. Many England fans are bellends too with the WW2 songs, etc. Sorry to hear you had a bad time with a taxi driver, we've got our fair share of fannies up here too. 🍻

*Impersonates English accent* Subtitles: Gets every word spot on *Talks in Scottish accent* Subtitles: hfbfksiekd fuckin djebene

To be fair at some parts I'm at the same level as the subtitles, I can't understand

One of footballs most deadliest waffle reasons

Sees top comment, turns subtitles on. 😂

Subtitles are fuckin hilarious 😂

Why is he all over RU-vid loved paid well appearing at the Apollo consistently then?

@@johnbull3443 I wouldn’t say he’s known for impressions/accents, that’s what I was saying is he’s good at them and maybe people don’t consider that

Explain how he's accents are actually good? Go on, make a fool of yourself.

@@monkeytennis8861 Just making an observation mate no need to come after me, I was just saying that I think he has some impressions/accents that I find funny, he's not really an impressionist, and I think he should be acknowledged when he does a good one, like his English accent here

His English accent sounds slightly Dutch at some point which makes it funnier for me

I think a lot of people take football stuff as a personal attack or being anti-English. It's not. I've lived in Glasgow for 20 years and there's nothing like that here, but read the papers down south and you'd think everyone here wanted to bomb England.

What a boring story

@@nebularain3338 it’s more the fact that you go online and every single day you see Scottish people talking about England lol. And during the World Cup it’s even worse. It just seems like a really weird obsession

@@monkeytennis8861 fuckun class😄😃😃👍👍👍

LMAO GOOD ONE

but london is blue mate 😎

@@fahrigonzo it’s definitely no red lol

@@kdburner7356 100% fact! (not white or claret too in that matter)

Ha!

Same. Every fuckinh time 😂

priceless

Cumbrian with Aberdonian family, the only "Awa hame wi ye!" I get is from my mum lol.

Aye, sure mate. Thanks for Brexit by the way, top banter.

@@jmckendry84 I'm not sure Eva was at the board meeting for that 😂

@@jmckendry84 can thank over a million of your fellow countryman from me.

Let him be the comedian mate...

You never met an Australian yeah?

Sounds like Russel Crowe in South Park.

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Burst lung.

Broken rib and punctured lung. Perhaps a lacerated spleen too.

You ain’t met many cockneys clearly 😂

Those are literally the only accents he does.

Drivel

Wow.. so much hatred by people who can't do any other accent than their own

He does two acccents, posh and cockney. Theyre not "English accents", just two of them. Theres Lancashire, Scouse, Yorkshire Geordie, Manchester, Birmingham etc...

Brilliant 😄

That must have made for some interesting family reunions.

​@@iainmair485 Overwhelming majority of opposing fans Old firm etc never discuss rivalry at functions there useally far too busy getting merry ..

Thogdad?

Yours is better

That’s really quite witty.

John Mckellar Don’t forget, every. Fucken. Major. Religion

Excellent ...

Aye mate jist ae wee bittie wit we crie gallows patter en tha Scots leid

You sure about that? Scotland the place where people are locked up over jokes and they love a bit of banter there and people can't be offended? Ain't buying it son 🤣

@@lfcmike12 lol clearly youve never talked to scottish people

@@ebbeb9827 Except I have, you're just clueless about what's going on in Britain if what I was saying is a shock to you. Keep on trodding along with your eyes closed mate :)

@@lfcmike12 Hes talking about the scottish people not the scottish government

Tosser 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely right mate! Lol

Why's he a tosser?

I mean, Im from Boston, Massachusetts where we have crazy accents, but boy do you guys take the cake, i have no idea what a "tosser" is and couldnt understand half of what Kevin said, so yeah man, yall crazy

@@shaundriscoll8547 a tosser is a wanker

@@jayjay8970 John Terry might have done a lot of dodgy things but stealing a living as a footballer was not one of those.

All multi millionaire footballers have agents and PR people who advise charity work. No multi millions in the bank most won't bother.

@@davidsedlickas8222 That is so cynical. Loads of Footballers donate cash in spades, or lend there name to a Charity, take time, turn up. A lot don't do it for attention, they do it because its right. Look at what Marcus Rashford achieved! What have you done man? Who do you help?

Marcus has shown a great heart and achieved a tremendous amount and there is another Documentary now featuring him on this Subject. One thing no-one has ever explained to me though is that his Mum was poor and had a child and became a Single Parent. It happens but then she had a second child while poor and then the Third progeny and then a 4th and, finally, a 5th child ?? Surely with each addition, there is an extra mouth to feed and a child to look after emotionally, practically and financially? Just read an article about The Angell Estate Brixton. 3 Women there. All Single Parents of 5,6 and 7 kids, respectively...

@@Isleofskye There is a strong psychological link between (often undiagnosed) childhood trauma and short succession pregnancies from a young age. There is a desperate, _primal_ need to have something to love - and that will love you - that’s all yours. Even when you are often ill-equipped both emotionally and practically to sustain such a child. Services - medical and social are far too poorly funded to a) pinpoint and diagnose people early on and b) prevent the cycle perpetuating. We just take peoples’ kids from them and/or stick them in jail. Which solves everything, obvs. 🧐

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And 90% of people don't understand a word. Imagine if he was speaking in a human-adapted language?

@@dmitrynutels9340 That 90% of people must think you're 100% pure wit. Or something similar.

He is a clean version of Frankie Boyle .

@@dmitrynutels9340 imagine you weren't a complete dobber

Choose life.

Good luck lol

Ricky Gervais? A living legend!

Look at the pathetic middle class sanitised alternative and it's easy to see why.

By miles.... The heir to Billy Connollys throne

Still is, August 2022

I don't understand him haha

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theres some american in the new comments, you can probably tell him

You mean the lazy bastards who won't take 20 minutes to adapt their hearing, and expect everyone else to change their dialect to accommodate them?

I'm argentinian but thankfully my hearing is pretty decent

That coulda been me lol.x

@Audrey Buchan : How?

She must have put on a bet.

@@seanscanlon9067 Or lost a bet 😂

Yeah he sounds really good. Perfect London area accent.

These days Kevin stays in S E London I bet he doesn't hear many posh English accents there

Super John McGinn

As opposed to the England team with their 'it's coming home' shite every couple of years before falling flat on your faces. It's not that we don't like the English we just like to laugh at the average England fan

@@angiemetcalfe7210 ITS COMING HOME

@@angiemetcalfe7210 but you’re the ones being laughed at, claiming you’d beat England and top the group, when in reality you got slapped by some Czech farmers and some Croatian grandads to then hold on for a dear life with 11 men behind the ball at Wembley. Scotland get battered everywhere they go

@@youbigdosser3707 lmao listen when have we EVER said we were going to win the group? We're not England you know who because we're in the top seeds (for some unknown reason) and sail thru the qualifiers every couple of years and actually think putting 5 or 6 away against San Marino makes it 100% guarenteed that this is 'our year' and its defo 'coming home' lol. You're laughed at and despised in equal measure the world over because of how you all go on then when you inevitably end up getting your asses kicked (again) you drink your two pints then stomp around in gangs looking for much smaller groups of opposition fans to try and bully (equal numbers and you get smashed and start with your 'they were attacking shirts and blokes with families😭' bullshit)

I so totally agree with you there

Only if you can’t understand English

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And they're both alive again. Fucking finally

Can you 5ee u5 now?

@George think ur getting confused pal

@No Name Raging tims incoming

@No Name You do realise right that everywhere else they will just think you called him honey?

Great story Frank ,i use to love seeing the Scots fans abroad in tournaments getting pi**d .No hint of trouble .And i was the guy cheering them on when Archie Gemmill went on his run and scoured against Holland .And i'm English .But they should still build a wall 😜😉

pretty sure you get a better result each time than they do😂

Sympathies to you

I'm as English as English gets and I have no difficulties understanding him. Maybe it's a you problem.