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@interceptor42_98
@interceptor42_98 7 лет назад
His body was facing this way....but his head was still like this 😂😂😂 best line ever
@collinfitzpatrick3413
@collinfitzpatrick3413 6 лет назад
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed Up!
@kermithesavage4283
@kermithesavage4283 5 лет назад
Damn i read this the sme time he saying ir
@aminah9192
@aminah9192 5 лет назад
if this is not me when people tell me look at him he’s cute but don’t make it obvious 😂
@loverroses4823
@loverroses4823 5 лет назад
Lol 😂🤣
@keiorianmorgan2716
@keiorianmorgan2716 4 года назад
On god funniest part why you just want apologize
@bilboswaggins9921
@bilboswaggins9921 6 лет назад
Sign my petition to rename ostriches man pigeons.
@julianvenegas642
@julianvenegas642 6 лет назад
Caitlyn Swann you sure as hell got mine
@female718
@female718 6 лет назад
I'm down!!!!
@thatshamecorner946
@thatshamecorner946 6 лет назад
Where the hell do I sign
@emmapurrfection1280
@emmapurrfection1280 6 лет назад
Heck ya do it where do I sign
@loganwoodall6351
@loganwoodall6351 6 лет назад
Hell yeah!
@crippledcrusader1321
@crippledcrusader1321 6 лет назад
2:31 “his body was still facing this way, but his head was still like this” funniest line
@janicev1967
@janicev1967 5 лет назад
Mason French slipknot fan
@whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976
@whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976 5 лет назад
Its Uxea moron🤦🏾‍♂️
@jonmccracken978
@jonmccracken978 8 лет назад
why why would you throw a pen at it ....if. if. if. if. we don't even know what it is lmmfao
@weridechevy209
@weridechevy209 6 лет назад
Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BlueRyuu246
@BlueRyuu246 5 лет назад
No, no, no I'm not saying that...I'm like I'm just saying like...we don't even know what it is... *_WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!_*
@sleepytyrantula
@sleepytyrantula 5 лет назад
you spelt lmfao wrong sthu
@miguelv6664
@miguelv6664 5 лет назад
When we make contact with aliens and we shoot first but bullets bounces off.
@keveunnaclayton7631
@keveunnaclayton7631 5 лет назад
Love you and more more more ❤️💑💏
@emerald9194
@emerald9194 5 лет назад
"He didn't care about a wall, another ostrich." Imagine an ostrich chasing a car and suddenly colliding with a second ostrich.
@disturbedpyro4511
@disturbedpyro4511 5 лет назад
That would be funny as hell!
@geminijune2431
@geminijune2431 4 года назад
Then they both team up and chase the car on both sides
@daniellehershey4731
@daniellehershey4731 4 года назад
@@geminijune2431 like the dang raptors from Jurassic World
@BlueRyuu246
@BlueRyuu246 4 года назад
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both of y'all up."
@christfollower8112
@christfollower8112 6 лет назад
Maybe the ostrich just wanted to return the pen XD
@NurseInTraining
@NurseInTraining 5 лет назад
Good one. 🤣🤗
@hadesfist1017
@hadesfist1017 5 лет назад
@@NurseInTraining it must be Canadian
@AA-ko2vf
@AA-ko2vf 5 лет назад
hahahahahaha
@xDrikenx
@xDrikenx 5 лет назад
Doubt it, that ostrich really wanted to fuck em both up.
@kavitarawat7862
@kavitarawat7862 4 года назад
Christ follower did you just watched vacation??
@thatgrumpychick4928
@thatgrumpychick4928 5 лет назад
The 👏 ostrich 👏 was 👏 running 👏 30 👏 miles 👏 per 👏 hour
@koydaily
@koydaily 5 лет назад
the top speed of an ostrich is 70kph
@flecjohnson5150
@flecjohnson5150 5 лет назад
Special Force damn
@kigen6400
@kigen6400 5 лет назад
Special Force In other words 43 mph
@FjChan
@FjChan Год назад
​@@koydaily ohh really?
@cjr122006
@cjr122006 15 лет назад
" if if if we dont even know what it is? no no no im not sayin dat im sayn WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
@justinweed4530
@justinweed4530 7 лет назад
My favorite part is "when I catch y'all Ima fuck both y'all up..."
@nikispade1350
@nikispade1350 6 лет назад
Justin Weed "Over a GODDAMN pen!"
@liyahsmith606
@liyahsmith606 6 лет назад
“He didnt care bout a *WALL*..... Another *OSTRITCH*....” Has me DYIN every time i hear it, cos the ostritch is dead set on kevin 😆😆💀💀
@HypoAimGB
@HypoAimGB 5 лет назад
i thought i was the only one who noticed "another ostrich" looool im cryin
@adrianmacias745
@adrianmacias745 5 лет назад
The way he was looking at us when I catch y'all imma fuck both of you all up over a god damn pen😂😂😂😂💀
@k8egirl101
@k8egirl101 7 лет назад
Two words: meep meep
@g3mkn1ght60
@g3mkn1ght60 6 лет назад
Tala The wolf That's the roadrunner But it does look like an ostrich
@julianvenegas642
@julianvenegas642 6 лет назад
THECHIEF AMP did the road runner EVER look like an actual road runner???
@g3mkn1ght60
@g3mkn1ght60 6 лет назад
Julian Venegas ive never seen a road runner
@julianvenegas642
@julianvenegas642 6 лет назад
THECHIEF AMP oh. Well just don't expect a road runner to be blue and purple with tail feathers like that
@enziee8750
@enziee8750 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@alexisshadow6208
@alexisshadow6208 4 года назад
Kevin: I don’t like ostriches Jumanji, the next level: Welp, sucks to be you
@Vi0letR0gue
@Vi0letR0gue 3 года назад
The ostrich didnt forget that his friend threw a pen at him and called his buddies to get revenge on Kevin
@youresellingme6552
@youresellingme6552 7 лет назад
We don't even know what it is. WAWAWAWA.😂
@collinfitzpatrick3413
@collinfitzpatrick3413 6 лет назад
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed up!
@foraginggatheringandidenti2610
I thought it was WhY tHe FuCk dID YoU ThROW A PEN AT ItTtTt
@foraginggatheringandidenti2610
It was WE DONT EvEN KNoW WhAT tHE FUCk IT IS
@foraginggatheringandidenti2610
I just went back and
@foraginggatheringandidenti2610
I played it at slower rate
@markdavies7799
@markdavies7799 4 года назад
I can literally visualise everything he saying.. he has a way of putting you there with him which is even funnier
@lorloretta_
@lorloretta_ 4 года назад
Funny how ostriches appeared in Jumanji The Next Level as threats and he was the one explaining about ostriches.
@mrsbomsta
@mrsbomsta 4 года назад
They probably put that in on purpose for Kevin
@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088
@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088 6 лет назад
Fun fact Ostriches and Emus can actually be attracted humans. They can even have types, this is why it's so hard to breed them in captivity.
@summerabigail04
@summerabigail04 5 лет назад
Pisces the aquamarine dragon ..well then
@thatgrumpychick4928
@thatgrumpychick4928 5 лет назад
You truly do learn something new every day
@Venusc0res
@Venusc0res 5 лет назад
@@thatgrumpychick4928 you really do
@Lauren.E.O
@Lauren.E.O 5 лет назад
That’s...weird.
@luvsadeplz
@luvsadeplz 5 лет назад
Reverse beastiality
@lajordan02
@lajordan02 15 лет назад
why would you throw a pen....lmao
@alix8049
@alix8049 6 лет назад
why would you throw a pen at it... if we don’t even know what it is? the way he said it had me rolling lmaoo
@theuniqueone1973
@theuniqueone1973 8 лет назад
Lol the video of the ostrich chasing the cyclists brought me here!
@virginialovesbirds680
@virginialovesbirds680 8 лет назад
lol me tooXD
@loading...7617
@loading...7617 5 лет назад
I watched the ostrich/cyclist video then remembered this performance so I had to search/watch this next.
@foraginggatheringandidenti2610
Virginia Loves Birds ! Tell me please
@fourq2049
@fourq2049 7 лет назад
Man pigeon.lo:-)
@quotaluvv2858
@quotaluvv2858 6 лет назад
They really do run that fast. Ostrich can pick up speed up to 45mph. They can keep up with cheetahs
@TheKyrix82
@TheKyrix82 6 лет назад
And it absolutely would have fucked them up if it caught them
@MrEcoho
@MrEcoho 4 года назад
80MPH actually they OUTRUN cheetahs
@rafic123
@rafic123 4 года назад
They are really fast according to JUMANJI :the next level
@kingwacky184
@kingwacky184 11 месяцев назад
@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.
@memyselfni3474
@memyselfni3474 4 месяца назад
​@@kingwacky184 This is true
@bumbebeesbackup6142
@bumbebeesbackup6142 5 лет назад
W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is?? (Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)
@katsukibakugou4294
@katsukibakugou4294 5 лет назад
xXLauren BearXx n-no, I’m n-not saying that! We don’t even k-knOW whAt it Is... AHHHHHH
@Maddie_A
@Maddie_A 5 лет назад
I cried at that part
@deacored
@deacored 5 лет назад
Ur pfp makes this 10x better
@krysterio
@krysterio 4 года назад
Umm why is it so cringy when it is in a sentence
@highburyfan1001
@highburyfan1001 9 лет назад
Big arse man pigeon. LMAO gets me every time
@itsg-o
@itsg-o 5 лет назад
tf is arse
@larrysimbajon
@larrysimbajon 5 лет назад
U gay or European or just Australian
@That_black_hippy_named_winnie
@That_black_hippy_named_winnie 5 лет назад
Ass
@vader.editz.86
@vader.editz.86 7 лет назад
Basically this fool was going against a road runner. Lol
@deffdefying4803
@deffdefying4803 5 лет назад
"Meep meep bitch"
@pinheadlarry7254
@pinheadlarry7254 5 лет назад
Actually, the ostrich is 2x faster then a road runner. So the predicament Kevin and his friend was in, was far from good.
@mariecarmen4921
@mariecarmen4921 4 года назад
Ostrich is the fastest running bird ever
@alikerkman6054
@alikerkman6054 5 лет назад
I live In Nebraska.. where the crap did you see an ostrich at 😂
@demolet340
@demolet340 5 лет назад
IKR
@katsukibakugou4294
@katsukibakugou4294 5 лет назад
There’s a dang herd of ostrich’s on my side of Nebraska dude
@markblah2415
@markblah2415 5 лет назад
Ali Casper yeah.. I agree
@goldroger6151
@goldroger6151 5 лет назад
Actually there's is , maybe things have changed
@cropmemes5560
@cropmemes5560 5 лет назад
I was bout to comment ostrich in Nebraska???
@virginialovesbirds680
@virginialovesbirds680 8 лет назад
I love ostriches but this is funnyXD
@julzyboy8960
@julzyboy8960 8 лет назад
Your dove pic is so cute! :3
@junielthegamer2845
@junielthegamer2845 7 лет назад
Virginia Loves Birds ! i can tell you like ostriches considering your name is "virginia loves birds!" XD
@virginialovesbirds680
@virginialovesbirds680 7 лет назад
Bullion Productions Thank you:)
@virginialovesbirds680
@virginialovesbirds680 7 лет назад
Juniel the gamer Lol
@blemishedlamb5956
@blemishedlamb5956 7 лет назад
Virginia Loves Birds ! 'His body was facing this but his head was like this'. LMAO
@nickschumacher4309
@nickschumacher4309 10 месяцев назад
Shouldn't have thrown that pen man! You going to learn today! - The Ostrich
@landencroft6072
@landencroft6072 4 года назад
only ppl who saw jumanji 2 will think of what i immediately thought
@lizjohnson366
@lizjohnson366 4 года назад
I thought the same thing!!😂😂😂
@anstjsdlr
@anstjsdlr 4 года назад
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both y'all up. Over a pen. Over a goddamn pen." A line of the year.
@curiousbaby19
@curiousbaby19 15 лет назад
"We don't even know what the fuck it is!!!" LMAO. I love Kevin Hart. He is so funny.
@visionmusic894
@visionmusic894 6 лет назад
My favorite of Kevin Harts stories I stg 😂😂
@jamiesucie2685
@jamiesucie2685 5 лет назад
This is definitely one of my favourite Kevin Hart stories
@EGeck-ou9ls
@EGeck-ou9ls 5 лет назад
“His body was still facing this way... but his head was like this” 😂 OMG this line everytime🤣
@rimaz-chan
@rimaz-chan 4 года назад
Jumanji 2 when the ostrich and Kevin hart scene comes up I’m laughing my ass hard 🤣
@mohammad87699
@mohammad87699 Год назад
The part when he got so emotional still kills me till now😂
@luhjaay7595
@luhjaay7595 4 года назад
10 Years Ago Who Still Watching ?????? 🔥 #2019
@tysavageyb1144
@tysavageyb1144 4 года назад
His body was still facing this way but his head was still like this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍🤣😂🤣
@Tey816
@Tey816 15 лет назад
watched this @ work, had me cryin'....Kevin Hart is hilarious!!! I have to buy this DVD today.
@_Sadia-A
@_Sadia-A 4 года назад
The ostrich was looking at us, like it was saying, “If I catch you up, I am gonna fuck both of you all up...” 😂🤣
@yodaron905
@yodaron905 5 лет назад
Plot twist .... The ostrich was john wick ...
@owleyes5599
@owleyes5599 5 месяцев назад
This is absolutely my favorite Kevin Hart routine. I just watch it over and over and laugh like crazy every time!!! Thank you Kevin!!!!
@lizzydreamer6940
@lizzydreamer6940 5 лет назад
Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂
@roxannerobes
@roxannerobes 4 года назад
Just watch Jumanji 2 and when I saw the ostrich scene this is what I remember 😂😂😂
@aquarianbabe
@aquarianbabe 15 лет назад
i cried laughing through this whole thing--you could NOT make this up
@R0BD0G23q
@R0BD0G23q 5 лет назад
He done this exact same skit in 2007 almost word for word. But this one is so much more funnier
@dominikgose2609
@dominikgose2609 8 месяцев назад
Yeah comedians tell jokes multiple times. They often practice it on nonspecials and bust it out on filmed specials when its top tier.
@moorgoth
@moorgoth 15 лет назад
Ostrichs are the evolutionary ancestor of Velociraptors, he's right to be scared man, I wouldn't fuck with a velociraptor haha
@mysta9656
@mysta9656 6 лет назад
I thought they were ancestors of Terror Birds.
@JB-tl6fs
@JB-tl6fs 2 года назад
Ancestors ? They came after Velociraptors they can't be ancestor...but you're right, birds are supposed to be descendants of dinosaurs !
@WendyBelle-kd7mz
@WendyBelle-kd7mz 7 лет назад
I send this to all my friends every now and then! Hysterical!
@skrapdiggy
@skrapdiggy 15 лет назад
If you're in Atlanta, PLEASE go see this cat's show this weekend ...saw him last night and he had the place in hysterics...so, so good!
@manteazure
@manteazure 3 года назад
"his body was facing this way 👈 but his head was like this 👁👄👁" 😂😂😂😂
@Vikashar
@Vikashar 8 месяцев назад
A bird standing on one foot is relaxing, like you crossing your legs in an armchair. The foot coming down meant everything Mr. Hart said
@울새행복기원
@울새행복기원 19 дней назад
All time legend
@cg6594
@cg6594 2 года назад
OMG so fricking funny! You are so amazingly funny with your descriptions and delivery. Love you!
@MizukisSacredSake
@MizukisSacredSake 5 лет назад
I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA
@vball09cocoa
@vball09cocoa 15 лет назад
My favorite is when he was saying that he isn't a fighter and he wouldn't fight for a girl. its in the same stand up.
@jaqell007
@jaqell007 5 лет назад
* air lightly leaves your nose * I am DETERMINED to not laugh.
@NicholeChimere
@NicholeChimere 15 лет назад
I love his facials. He is hilarious!!!
@Tey816
@Tey816 15 лет назад
dat scene was hilarious....kevin hart is funny as hell
@sabatian1138
@sabatian1138 7 лет назад
Kevin Hart is my favorite comic! I love this guy! I have to wear Depends when I watch him!
@Tey816
@Tey816 15 лет назад
I HAD to buy this. Everyone needs to own this....hilariousssss...comedy central doesn't do it justice.
@alexiebmw
@alexiebmw 5 лет назад
1:56 Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible
@camrynwatts752
@camrynwatts752 5 лет назад
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time 😂😂😂
@Likerios22244
@Likerios22244 4 года назад
This made me cry man
@poweringstupidity9042
@poweringstupidity9042 6 лет назад
Im from "Im a grown little man" The full version of this video
@the.shadow897
@the.shadow897 4 года назад
Heard of jumanji the next level 😅😂
@clevercitychick
@clevercitychick 15 лет назад
That guy is SO funny! Loved every second!
@rightknowledgeman
@rightknowledgeman 7 лет назад
They should make this animated like the Mike Epps "your outta here" joke😆
@ravenclaw2898
@ravenclaw2898 5 лет назад
We don't have ostriches in Nebraska... 😂😂😂
@luvsadeplz
@luvsadeplz 5 лет назад
there are ostrich farms
@LnB_studio
@LnB_studio 4 года назад
The emotional part kills me. My neck muscles cant breathe😂😂😂😂😂
@BlackSoldier560
@BlackSoldier560 15 лет назад
watch this shit when u are high!!! this shit is hilarious
@chrislong7
@chrislong7 15 лет назад
hahaha so funny "his body was facin this way but his head was like this"
@ashariejones5918
@ashariejones5918 4 года назад
“When I catch y’all imma f both y’all up”😂😂
@dearest_ww
@dearest_ww 4 года назад
came back to this video after watching Jumanji 2! --- spoilers alert --- only if he would say 'interesting facts' about ostriches as fast hahahahaha
@Bella-tz3kk
@Bella-tz3kk 5 лет назад
I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
@notgoneconform
@notgoneconform 15 лет назад
this video literally brought me to tears, too funny lmao
@danendraabhinaya5437
@danendraabhinaya5437 4 года назад
That moment when you realised where jumanji the next level got some of their inspiration
@mommy7914
@mommy7914 4 года назад
"WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!" 🤣
@lime_forrest1451
@lime_forrest1451 4 года назад
*watches this right after watching Jumanji 2* Me: hah this is pretty funny Also me: the producers saw this didn’t they-
@to-eat-or-not-to-eat
@to-eat-or-not-to-eat 4 года назад
Yesssss
@coromphaphuli1417
@coromphaphuli1417 Месяц назад
i just love this joke😂 pretty sure i search for it each every year
@gilbertcastro7621
@gilbertcastro7621 5 лет назад
NEXT COMEDY ICON! CONGRATULATION SIR!
@mex7683
@mex7683 4 года назад
“Imma way your kids “ 💀😂😂
@reckless083
@reckless083 15 лет назад
fucking hilarious. I can just see the friend throwing the pen at the ostrich, so random, so great and so relateable. Ostriches scare the ever loving piss out of me, hell turkeys scare me.
@grandfathergeek
@grandfathergeek Год назад
The delivery is perfect. Lol
@moosabanday2467
@moosabanday2467 4 года назад
Who’s here after Jumanji 2 😂
@athraam24
@athraam24 4 года назад
Moosa Banday YEEEEEAAA ZOOLOGIST 💀😂
@kayacerrillo7592
@kayacerrillo7592 4 года назад
i wonder how kevin felt about filming the jumanji 2 scene with the herd of ostriches 😂
@JammyDodger4770
@JammyDodger4770 4 года назад
10 years later and he is in a movie with one, Jumanji
@peasant3986
@peasant3986 4 года назад
Next thing you know, Jumanji has ostriches
@interestedlen8823
@interestedlen8823 2 года назад
Kevin Hart - the only person in the world who doesn't know what an ostrich is.
@karencuthbert1226
@karencuthbert1226 4 года назад
This is sooooo amazing I love it . ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@johndoe00700
@johndoe00700 4 года назад
who’s here after jumanjis ostrich scene ?
@christiaanbothma
@christiaanbothma 3 года назад
If they ever make an animated Wizard Of Oz movie, then they need to get Kevin to voice the Cowardly Lion.
@loverroses4823
@loverroses4823 5 лет назад
Who's here 2019?😂😂😂
@FrisbeeGorbeh
@FrisbeeGorbeh 5 лет назад
Y'all I looked it up, an adult ostrich can run on average up to 45 mph. And the videos of them chasing people/cars down is crazy, no wonder Kevin Hart was freaking out lol
@thenexus7343
@thenexus7343 5 лет назад
This is an average speed...meaning they can fucking go faster lol
@stealapenguin
@stealapenguin 15 лет назад
his body was facing this way, and his head...was still staring.. LMFAO
@sogansta10
@sogansta10 15 лет назад
his body was facing this way but his head was that way lol!!!!!!
@ssc1348
@ssc1348 5 лет назад
Maybe it was a John Wick Man Pigeon coming at you with a pen😰😂
@lamontbivens4459
@lamontbivens4459 4 года назад
I Swear Dis Red Bird Followed Me From Jersey. Bih Was Movin. U Ever Look At Dey Necks. I Be Dyin Laughin
@blop-a-blop9419
@blop-a-blop9419 4 года назад
Wow his acting is really good when he needs to !
@Etusf
@Etusf 15 лет назад
1:57 to 2:20 HILLARIOUSSS!!!
@jamiezoschke4212
@jamiezoschke4212 2 года назад
His body was facing this way but his head was still like this.
@kartikshetty5579
@kartikshetty5579 4 года назад
Damn awesome
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