Kevin Hart - Laugh At My Pain - Almost Lost You Today

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Kevin Hart's father refused to believe that Kevin couldn't swim, which eventually led to a very uncomfortable car ride.
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@my1oxy1oto21 11 лет назад

i'd buy a ticket to his show, but the way my bank account is set up...

@AssassinTAG-qu3dd 3 года назад

I get it

@tshepimanne320 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣

@TONYFROMFL Месяц назад

🤝🏾

@geertwilders911 10 лет назад

i love it when he does that weird voice

@isestjael123 10 лет назад

YES

@ncatstate 11 лет назад

LOL! "As soon as I hit the water I began to die immediately". Too funny!

@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 5 лет назад

*i almost died immediately 😂💀🤣☠️ me working out all the time 😭💀🤣☠️😂*

@Shadowdarkish 11 лет назад

I'm surprised his dad didn't say "you gon learn today!"

@xupPer22 10 лет назад

Omg the censoring fucking ruined the whole experience.

@PROPLAYA-no9qk 10 лет назад

ikr

@925lexi 12 лет назад

LMAO "Got my feet in the water um um um um um um" Too funny.

@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas 8 лет назад

lmao I almost lost you today son didn't i?😂😅

@usernamesmeannothing 7 лет назад

Armani Smith the fuck does that even mean?! XD

@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas 7 лет назад

The telekinetic Psycho nigga what are you talking about?

@deondrebrown5872 2 года назад

Lol like he wasn't the reason he almost lost his own son by throwing him in the pool

@crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas Год назад

@@deondrebrown5872 Alot of parents do that they wanna blame the kids for what they do. 😂 😂

@LycanLink 5 лет назад

The funniest thing about that last joke is Kevin repeatedly telling the audience not to make him laugh, and that's not even an insult to the joke. That part just makes me smile.

@Yeezy_Starz 2 года назад

THIS IS THE ONLY SCENCE ON RU-vid WE NEED MORE EPISODE FOR THIS

@abcdefg54321x 10 лет назад

1:05 You're welcome

@zergarthquardis2819 8 лет назад

it's funny, but the sudden cut of the sound when he swears is too annoying. would be better with regular censoring. to difficult to enjoy when the sound just stops for a second or something

@9786Gdeadpoolmod 12 лет назад

Kevin is hilarious, even when slightly traumatized:D

@codyhgamingfan7659 4 года назад

0:28 this part killed me 😂😂😂😂

@isestjael123 10 лет назад

Ugh silent cuss words doe

@autocannon111 10 лет назад

Hey

@MegaMyths 10 лет назад

They need to make it shitty in one way.... Nothing is complete without shit....

@johnsoon330 12 лет назад

"Nooo, nooo! Don't let me go dad, don't let me go! I don't know why you won't believe meee!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA , fucking repeated that part like 20x

@sorayaeltayeb8187 11 лет назад

That was how my father taught me how to swim as well. I’m glad I’m not the only one.

@kinkyyogi 11 лет назад

N-noooo,n-noooo don't lemme go dad

@lonelygnome1 12 лет назад

This man was born to do stand up comedy.

@theSWONG1 12 лет назад

I LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME HE PRETENDS HES PLAYING IN THE WATER WITH HIS FOOT. "Mmmm Mmmm MM, Mmmm Mmmm MM."

@DecBeauty 11 лет назад

1:04 the way he talks is so cute and hilarious ^.^

@kalibru45 12 лет назад

The best stand-up comedian... very funny

@Sadaysalam Год назад

1:23 Abraham to Isaac on the way down mount Moriah😭

@ricardo144 12 лет назад

how kevin says noooo is hilarious.

@elizanix 12 лет назад

how I learned how to swim; family tradition.

@brandonljones8090 11 лет назад

The way he says noo is hilarious

@skateboardinguitaris 7 лет назад

0:13 "mm mm mm... mm mm mm..."

@xCiearaOmgx 11 лет назад

1:05 omfg! My friend kept saying "nooooo, nooo" and im like wtf r u doing! And she goes "keven hart" lmfao

@muliday 7 дней назад

the greatest social commentary never had a monologue @125

@daryus13141 10 лет назад

AYE BETTER NOT FUCKIN DROWN LMFAO

@football5680 12 лет назад

Easily the best comedian around today. This one wasn't as good as laugh at my pain but It would have been nearly impossible to top that. It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

@ryanecho1 10 лет назад

lol this reminded me of something today

@WeluvFun342 9 лет назад

I CANT BELIEVE HIS DAD THOUGH BUT I DO ACTUALLY LMAO

@chebre93 12 лет назад

lmao as soon as i hit the water i started to die immediatley

@AmeliaRosalinaTheHedgehog 5 лет назад

This is so funny

@Chris91794 11 лет назад

Nooo aha noooooo lmfaoooooo

@CloutKamui 8 лет назад

I started to die immediately

@michaelalvizo9693 4 месяца назад

"Goin learn TODAY"....I almost lost ya today didn't I??

@MrTheSuperStar5 12 лет назад

LOL!! that wud have worked better there! :P

@LifeOfAGVlogz 12 лет назад

Funniest dude in the game !

@tonybland4824 9 лет назад

Haha best kevin hart

@azuriyassdafuqbaeornah4805 9 лет назад

Bahahajahaba can't breathe funny as fuck

@BlckDymndz 12 лет назад

Noooo, Y-Y Didn't U..?? LMAO

@breeani99 11 лет назад

1:08 lol hizz face

@juliaxo8770 11 лет назад

Alright, alright, alriiiight. You gon learn today how to swim.

@justinlopez7248 9 лет назад

Funniest shit ever love you kevin

@GorgonDrageil 11 лет назад

If you pause @ 1:44/1:45 it looks like Sanaa Lathan and Taraji P Henson are in the audience :)

@jdunn9548 11 лет назад

I cant stop laughing at 0:32 so fucking funny

@tyreejohnson3185 10 лет назад

You gonna learn today how to swim

@NappyGirl89 12 лет назад

You gone learn today!

@davidlax5067 2 года назад

1:43

@OutterSpace11 10 лет назад

funniest comedian ever lmao😂😂😂

@lemuelhubilla401 8 лет назад

debatable

@dropdead0379 8 лет назад

+Lemuel Hubilla, Not debatable

@vmandujano7 11 лет назад

I went to this

@AkonFenty1992 12 лет назад

Kevin Hart is hilarious lol. Akon Fenty (aka Young Akon)

@otisgregory7777 10 лет назад

this nigga is funny af!!

@TheAGENTANT 12 лет назад

Same thing happened to me.

@CRazYsexyCool411 12 лет назад

I went to the Let Me Explain show in OKC this week and it was a horrible experience for me as a black women. The whole time he and the other comedians demean black women. One comedian actually says that” White women are better then Black women”, then you have to hear the audience clap and shout to that statement. Then when Kevin Hart performed and laughs about how he cheated on his wife with “two white girls”. After the show instead of feeling happy and relaxed, I was angry and hurt.

@0964kibowie 11 лет назад

my mom did me like that Lol

@eppsj98 12 лет назад

1 person's dad almost lost them as a child

@nickishay8836 11 лет назад

Lol he has a checkings and a saveings but all the money is in his saveings lol

@football5680 12 лет назад

@loudoc lol, This is how about every dad teaches their kid to swim. For me is was swim or die and I chose to swim.

@Shon9tilR 11 лет назад

They are in the audience

@OliviaSparkle 12 лет назад

HEY HEY>>>>>> YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING DROWN

@jhazziieluv 12 лет назад

Why didn't you believe me...lol

@drwowdrummer 11 лет назад

newwwwwww, nuh, newwww

@DontPissMeOFF 12 лет назад

@TheWooti touché

@SpazDillinger 11 лет назад

what is a sensure?

@Abstrack23 6 лет назад

He's okay but sometimes he can repeat his jokes and it can get kinda corny. 7/10 in my scale. Earthquake, Dave Chappelle + Bill Burr to me are the worlds funniest comics.