KEVIN HART vs AFFION CROCKETT 

Affion look like 👁👁 👃 👄

Affion doesn’t deserve a Netflix special He deserves a whole damn show with episodes and multiple seasons

"You workout out everyday, 9 hours a day, yet your body is still shaped like my remote control." That sent me 💀💀💀

Kevins ability to laugh at his owns roasts are what makes him even funnier!

When Kevin said, "Aye man! I can hear you!", I lost it!!😂😂😂

Affion is like the comedians comedian. They all love and respect him

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kevin called him a seagull 😂😂😂😂😂

Three years passed.. and still never get bored of it.. 😂 Guys with 1 to 1 roast.. this how we do 👊

"You smell like the exhaust of a mini bike" - how did he even think of that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Affion's whole delivery of the remote control joke absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“ you have a white women’s neck “ 😂😂. I damn near just got fired for how hard I just laughed. Thank god for Kevin heart 😂😂❤

Kevin laughing at the remote control joke, before Affion could even finish, has me DYING!!

"Your face looks like a 10 speed bicycle seat"🤣🤣🤣

Kevin Hart : “Affion looking stupid!” Affion: *Whole face drops * lmao💀 and the roasting begins.

3 years later and I’m still in tears 😂😂😂 that piranha mouth joke

Affion is comedy. His face is just unbelievably ridiculously hilarious looking 😂

“Every time I saw you, I made sure I washed my hands” I am cryin😂😅🤣

Affion is a trip man...underrated comedian

It's unbelievable that this is spontaneous, adlib. Every motion and expression, the timing, everything is gold. This is gonna be an all time classsic.

His wife is dying from the remote control joke😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whoever thought that this would be a one sided cook session for Kevin... WE were all wrong. Affion came with it.

“You have a white woman’s neck.” 😂😂😂😂

"I'm not defensive just cuz I'm in my falsetto!" 😭😭😭

I never knew I could laugh that damn hard for 8 minutes straight 😂😂

“Just because I’m talking in falsetto don’t mean I’m defensive!” Affion is crazy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:39 "LETS BE HONEST... IVE HATED THE STRUCTURE OF YOUR NOSE AND EYES FOR YEARS." - Kev

The way kev doesn’t get sensitive and actually makes the joke better when it’s about him is so funny

Steak Bites from the jump is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“It’s like a beak with eyes” 🤣

What cracks me up the most is Kevin constantly saying "What are you talkin about?", and then trying to hold it together.

This will forever remain a classic! Especially for the time period of Covid this should be put in the Library of Congress and safeguarded at all cost 😂😂

3 years later and still makes me cry… all time classic this video 😂😂😂

They should do a candid series like this, just comedians calling each other talkin shit and they just post the facetime. I could watch these for hours lol

"You got a white woman's neck"

"You smell exactly like MINI BIKE SMOKE" that right there did It for me, I played it back over and over and over aaaaand over again.

This is so cute. “I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen a piranha…..”😂😂 ❤️

“How do you give me dap again?” “I just pick you up.” 😂😂😂😂😂 My ribs hurt. 😂😂😂😂😂

Affion looks like his face was drawn by a dramatic sketch artist.

That remote control joke had me crying. 😂😂😂😂

Two brothers just having fun and during the pandemic we needed this energy

"Your body still shaped like a remote control" "This is the actual size, Cause your head is wide as the top"😂

“Heyy man I can hear you” 😂😂😂

It matters not how many times I view this clip, because my tears 😭 flow EVERY TIME that I watch this!!

Two years later and this Shit still funny asf

Affion look like a black Seinfeld

“Steak Bites” 😂😂😂😂😂

Love returning to this video every few months lol. This is how we all got through the pandemic. Roasting your homies is a sign of true love.

Just hearing “steak bites” makes me cackle

"U look like a beak that can see"🤣🤣

Not a white womens neck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Aye man I can hear you!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Im stealing this one

bruhh this was the one🤣🤣💯 hidden genuine roast between homies , reminds me of how i am with my friends . watched it twice immediately!! i appreciate this content

Smelling like “Mini bike smoke” is fkn hilarious

“It’s like beak that can see.” 😂 You called him a seagull. 😂

The hiding laughs makes it 10x more funny 😂

3 years later and the remote part still has me dying😂😂😂

“A white woman’s neck” I’m deeeaaaadd💀😂

I love that they trying so hard not to laugh...but can't 😂😂😂😂

I laughed throughout the video not only because of all the roasting they were doing but what cracked me up even more was the expressions of Kevin when he knew what was about to come😂🤣

Yoo, 😆tears out my eyes, stomach pains laughing at the mini bike smoke and shape like the remote 🤣

everytime kevin goes “what r u talking about” i think it’s so funny😂😂

When affion smiles he looks like a damn downward arrow

he slipped in “you smell like Philly streets” right at the end 😂😂

"And what I'll leave you with " after clearing making his closing statement the turn before 🤣🤣🤣

This is what you call "Friendship" Hilarious 😂😂😂

Affion looks like zebra from Madagascar

“You gotta white womans neck” “You smell like a mini bike exhaust” Boyyyyyyy

Mini bike smoke is hilarious af Lmao

Affion is so underrated man he kills me 🤣

Yo they were trying so hard not to laugh at themselves. It was hilarious

Affion is all around a good genuine dude man. Deserves all the success he’s had and more💯

I'm going to look at this again as soon as I get out of the IcU . I appreciate these inguries. Keep doing these bruh !!!!!

At least they both appreciate each other’s honesty 😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

"That acknowledgement is something I've always waited for in life" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This video has hit classic status. The best roast video ever.

Had to wipe my eyes 😂🤣😂

That lady joke 😂 remote control 😂

“The world definitely needs more honesty “

Wanna see Kevin vs Michael Blackson. Kevin don’t want no smoke

Body shaped like a remote control 🤦🏽‍♂️😭🤣🔥 God thank you for laughter

After 3 years it’s still Hilarious

This is by far the greatest roast battle ever. Shit got me laughing all night. Affion is a killer

"This is just friends candidly talking right?" 😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

Man I just woke up from a shit night! I needed this one🤣🤣🤣 well over do for a comedy tour.

You know it says alot when you can get Kevin to laugh like that 😂

We need a vs battle with comedians the back of my skull hurts from laughing at these 2. 🐻👍🏾

Definitely needed this laugh. Had legit tears just like kev lol

Kevin's Wife: Do you have tears in your eyes? Kevin: Yes

Dawg. That was THE FUNNIEST roast I’ve ever seen 😭 It was just JOKES! Creative, funny, friendly JOKES! Mini bike smoke and white lady neck mannnn listen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hahahah whole time he talking about bicycle seat im like wtf you talking about..then i saw it and now i cant unsee it . man is hilarious got me rolling

"Your body is still shaped like my remote control.." LMFAO!!

laughed soo hard i had to shut it off like 5 times think i literally blew my ass out laughing LMFAO

“A beak that can see” 🤣🤣🤣

The piranhas mouth got me In tears 🤣 from Affions reaction to me realizing it was actually the same form. The remote part killed me 🤣

Eniko’s laugh was so damn genuine when Affion said Kevin had “dirty ass hands”... let’s me know there was truth behind that statement 🤣😂🤣😂

I laughed, I cried, I drooled while eating candy trying to watch this shit. I laughed myself into a coma, and came out of it a year later just to leave this comment...... SMH LMAO I'm done 😆😂😆! 😂😭😂😭

Never a dull moment with fuckn Affion 💀

Omg this is so funny... I can’t believe how they kept it together

Man, Affion deadass had me too in tears. That's how genuinely funny he is. Mini Bike Smoke is CRAZY LMAOOOO

When Kev said "What??? Hey man I can hear you". U knew they wuz going go Killa Instinct on each other.

I didn’t expect this 😂