I never noticed the weights lol. When you look at them side by side they look about the same weight because keegan is taller but thinner so I would imagine they're actually closer in weight than this
Them Gracie Brazilians in the early days of the UFC were exactly like that lol. Bunch of cringiest dudes on the planet, despite being among the best fighters the world over.
"Then your family will gather around your hospital bed, to see the NEW Derek" - this line is absolutely crazy. I would just bounce if my opponent said that about me.
@@rocahillsyou may be living in too much fear of god like how demons hidden in ppl fear god much more than me, Keegan & gods ppl because we know that god loves us so we don’t fear god the same way demons do who will Never be caught joking about god cuz they know god don’t love them like that but you’ll find gods loved ppl making unlimited jokes because just like knowing a parent loves you much and every now and then you can joke with them or about them in front of them, it’s the same with gods ppl. Not saying he’s gods ppl but I’m almost sure god protects him tho more than others probably.
Except it's not actually Malcolm and Dr. King, they're actors playing the roles of those men in a stage play so it's even funnier how worked up they get about being praised for words that aren't even theirs.
It takes a lot for me to really lose my shi. But the fight promo-that ive seen over 100 times easily-just destroys my sanity and i roar with painful gut clenching laughter. Genius comedy.
I legit had a "friend" just like the dude in the second skit. Every girl i ever talked to or dated he would try to hit up and it used to make mad but it honestly became kinda sad. I remember though me and this friend went to talk to a marine recruiter together to try to enlist on the buddy program but the recruiter asked how long we knew each other and had been frienda and my friend legit said, "hes actually more my rival" and it was like a light bulb went off. All the toxicity and bullshit over the years, two faced and grimy antics. I legit just said, "I always considered you my friend but that honestly makes a lotta sense." Got up and walked out and barely spoke to him ever again. Best decision of my life.
Yeah I had one too. Ever since childhood she always liked the boys I was into. Not that she truly liked them, but she just like the competition, she knows she's prettier than me. Ended up divorce because of her, too. No longer call her my best friend for over 8 years now, she's dead to me now. 💀
Actually his friend doesn’t exist. It’s a double personality thing. That’s why he sees it in the TV, Photos and Notebook, he is projecting the other personality. It’s his imagination. Then he finally realizes that it was always he himself when he sees his other self in the mirror.
@@StriderZessei5 months later and it’s cut a Friday . And I feel the same way as OP. Catching up on some K&P to brighten up my day . Hope you 2 are doing well
"When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed...to see the new Derrick". Paulo Odbelis is the hardest m.f I have ever seen on God!!💀🙌
I can’t imagine him feeling that way about the platform that exposed his fans to his genius. He seems like the type of individual who sincerely appreciates his humble beginnings 🥹
"Hey he just know we just talking here right?" "I mean, we just getting people interested in the fight." his expressions while saying that are hilarious.
I love how the MLK v Malcom X play descends so far into audience pandering that it just culminates in the Wesley Snipes "always bet on black" quote from Passenger 57.
I left a comment on here ages ago. Every time it gets a like i MUST watch this again. And every time it gets to the fight promo i cry painful tears of laughter every single time. How is it possible to keep finding something THAT funny when youve watched it 300 times. Absolute masterpiece in comedy. The slow realisation that hes fighting a crazy dude is hilarious. Im in fits writing this and the video is paused cos i couldnt type properly. Just brilliant
39-2 record of Paulo is scary good. I wonder how he got the 2 losses, but I imagine he got disqualified on both occasions because he went TOO FAR with his opponents…
Dude I always loved that second sketch because it always has me in tears every time he just like pops out of nowhere getting every girl's number but at the same time it's kind of scary too because it kind of shows like if you're going to go around screwing around your chicks back you never know who you're friends with who kid basically try to take everything from you because you decided to screw it all up for some ass just some random piece of ass for a night
"I will torture the body so that your soul learns to be humble... Then you family will gather around to see the new Derick". That shiyt is so powerful and scary.
