Key & Peele - Proud Thug 

"You know what, but why tho?" Gets me every time 😂

these gangsters are the most thoughtful and considerate gangsters

Got invited to heaven even though he's a gangsta. Probably from giving up his seats for others in the bus all the time.

The fact that he wanted to sit in the chair at first when they come inside the room but another guy sit at his place 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

In honor of Carlito

That's exactly how I picture gang meetings as going. "We gotta make more crimes happen"

“You know wha’, but why though?” Me, 1000X a day.

“Alright carlito quit playing sit in the chair pendejo “ 😂

From "Carlito, sit in the chair." To "Carlito... go back into your body." The plot development in their skits is astounding.

Despite all the shit he pulls, his gang still hang out with Carlito. That's what true friends do Holmes

“We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen”. - Quite Motivational

I feel like this is that guy who always wears a T-shirt and shorts in cold weather just to show people he isn't cold, even though he obviously is

“Weird for you, maybe”

I burst out laughing when he fell through the table. Spontaneous

“Not sitting in the chair doesn’t mean your soft Carlitto, but breaking the table is like, just financially irresponsible homes.”

“I’m chillin homes” famous last words

Teacher: Okey everybody, it’s time to hand over your essays. Carlito: I ain’t no snitch, homes!

It's like...limiting.

Watching after 9 years and still these sketches are unmatched.

Love how the paramedics were trying to revive him while on a pile of bricks

No one points out the fact that Carlito is wearing house slippers.

Im hella gay

I'mfully convinced now that carlito is/was the most loco in the gang.

1:55, I love how he says "wierd for you maybe"

1:18 "You know what, but why though?" LOL

Ok some people disliked the video. You know what, But why though?

“Ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no 🪑 chairs”

Carlito has remained stubborn in life, and even in the afterlife. This is Carlito's Way.

i like how his big meeting statement is they needed to sell more drugs and make more crime happen.

YOU NEVER EVER GONNA CATCH ME SITTING IN NO CHAIRS!

Carlito disproves the “everybody’s gangster until” meme

The way he looks for a chair at the start😂😂 I felt that

"Bunch of bitch ass culeros" LMAO XD

Funny thing is, he really wanted to sit at first but dude took the chair he went for, so he played it off... lol wish they kept doing this show.

At the beginning Carlito goes for the chair, but it gets taken. That adds so much to the brilliance of this sketch.

The beginning of the Salamanca twins.

The most underrated part of this video is when he changes his posture to 'get comfortable' on the table. Too funny 😂

the way he says "you know but why doe" 💀💀😭

This is one of the greatest skits in the history of man

(Paramedics trying to revive him) "Hey dont even bother, ese"

"go back into your body homes" "No my body stupid " "Go into the light " " No " omg dead 💀

They nail the accents every time

The way he says "weird for you, maybe" kills me every damn time... makes it sound like a stubborn child arguing with a parent while being clearly not in the right (and deep down knowing it)... which is really funny to hear from a proud chicano thug. He's such a great actor...

1:56 "Weird for you, maybe.." The moment Carlito forgets to speak in Mexican accent

the drug table was from IKEA

I used to be just like you; I didn't think I needed to sit in chairs. Then I broke a table leaning on it- CONSEQUENCES.

What makes it extra funny is that he tried to find a seat when they first got there 😂

These skits are so short and perfectly executed, I went to bed bingeing these and woke up watching. I need to do errands but these too good.

I'm fine right here on the spirit plain

Keys accents are amazing

“Leave it. I’m chillin homes.” Ngl, those are some badass last words.

“You never ever gone catch me sitting in no chairs” lol

Swear i came to youtube to watch something else, now im stuck on k&p videos and forgot what i came for. Damn you recommendations!

"Carlito... go back into your body!"

00:59 Salamanca twin brother/ The cousins/ *Marco Salamanca* from _Breaking Bad_

“You know what but why tho?”

Literally the mentality for some people.

"A quote from the video that we all just fucking watched" Haha, now I wait for my thumbs up.

i just realized, they got one of the salamancas with them💀

Their accents are right on, i truly believed the whole thing, lol.🤣

"My body's stupid holmes." Lmfaooooo!

The perfect example of why Pride can land you in hell.

I love how proud that mexican was for bringing up the concept of “Limiting”

"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen" - start small and work your way up, stay focused on the tasks at hand. I respect that.

"We gotta sell more drugs and make more crimes happen " LOLOL

their accents are a work of art

"Wierd for you maybe" "leave it! I'm chilling homes!" So many great quotes lmao

I felt that “oh boy.”

Funniest sketch. Fucking Carlito. Need more of him.

I like how he called his own body stupid

You’ll never catch him sitting in a chair when in the beginning he was about to sit in a chair hahaha

Still one of K&P's best sketches. I find myself thinking about and coming back to it frequently!

I've been Carlitos... so many times... no it's fine, it's fine, i'm okay standing, it's fine, i'm definitely not trying to lean awkwardly on the wall and seething in rage internally from my eternal inability to grab a chair on time and wondering if the universe is conspiring to always leave me seatless because i'm to embarrassed to admit i need a chair

Thug life chose him...

“No man, imma sit gangster”

Umm, the guy who plays the gangster Roberto is one of the twins in Breaking bad, and no one is pointing it out smh...

"Leave it...I'm cheeling holmes." Haha, I nearly died at that part.

"But why though?" I've been saying this for ages but completely forgot where I heard it. XD oh my gosh!

Key and Peele own every character they play

My favorite part is how excited his friend is when he tells him "to go to the light"

"Carlito go to the light thats heaven man" "I don't need to go to the light heaven is for pussies"

"I'm good right here man, I'm chilling go ahead with your meeting" that one part you can feel the pain in Carlito's voice

When the table broke I lost it ! Didn’t see it coming

Key can play any race perfectly. He can also make himself look racially ambiguous.

"You ain't never gonna catch sitting in no chairs." Their mexican/chicano accents are funny as hell.

"You just got shanked!!" "I'm chillin bro" Lol!

"I'm gonna sit gangster"

The "Oh boy" at the end XD

“I don’t need to go to heaven...... Heaven is for Pu@&$$*#!!!” “Oh Boy “ 😂😂😂😂

Carlito's like my younger self. Tryin to act cool but when I got embarassed or hurt you know you gotta stick to it even its kills you inside. 😂

That "Oh boy" at the end LMAO. He was like I can't!

"Weird for you maybe" prob6avly my favorite line in the whole key & Peele series

So he dies, and then what, they call 911 and let the paramedics try to revive him on top of a pile of drugs?

We need to sell more drugs, and make more crimes happen. Thug meetings

“Yeah its like, Limiting”😭😭😭

I dunno if anybody noticed it, but at the beginning of the skit, Carlito is about to take a seat when another gang member takes the chair he was aiming to. After that he throws the tantrum

lmao I love how the problem was technically solved in like 5 seconds but carlito decided to double down and pretend it was his choice to stand

Gangster's To-Do List: 1) Sell more drugs. 2) Make more crimes happen.

"....you know what but WHY though?"

Their accents are perfect