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Key & Peele - Sexy Vampires

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The latest initiate in a den of sexy vampires expresses some concerns about how the rest of the gang conducts itself.
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@yumiyukii4310 9 лет назад

"If we gonna eat, then let's eat. Damn." Me at a family reunion.

@Kaito57 6 лет назад

Amen !

@turq1824 5 лет назад

Me at an abortion clinic

@blubberbean9558 5 лет назад

@@turq1824 yes, but noooo

@conntoons_4848 5 лет назад

SAAAAAAAAAME

@irfanbahar7402 5 лет назад

Same bro

@thescoundrel793 4 года назад

“I only got bit so I can live forever and see future cars!” That is now the only legitimate reason to become a vampire.

@noahh.4484 4 года назад

you said now twice in that sentence, it looks ridiculous!

@thescoundrel793 4 года назад

skuntt skuntt SHIT

@deadlysilent7120 4 года назад

My man Got his priorities straight

@hindsightpov4218 4 года назад

That and also so you don’t get all wrinkly and decrepit from age.

@thescoundrel793 4 года назад

HindsightPOV Nope.

@lamborger 9 лет назад

"Girl, for real, you need to get your hands up off me before I fuck you up."

@lamborger 8 лет назад

Ilija Milutin No worries, bruh, I think he was just trying to build the sexual tension.

@linaas.9872 8 лет назад

Bruh I'm done😂😂

@Gavinlong45 8 лет назад

you fucker

@childrenoftherez 8 лет назад

Lol "shit is nasty, creepy as fuck."

@jurgenwindcaller4 8 лет назад

+TheBlessedPotato potatoes have dicks ? wtf @_@

@MichaelHolmgaard 4 года назад

Key & Peel should appear in "What we do in the Shadows" as these characters

@keenaza 4 года назад

YES YES

@thanhdinh2971 4 года назад

Damn it i was thinking about it the whole time

@Deuteromis 3 года назад

Time to email bomb the creator

@freeshabazz8033 3 года назад

Word

@freeshabazz8033 3 года назад

Or a Spinoff

@dyr234 5 лет назад

the fact he got bit and still kept his inner gangsta is priceless.

@matttheamerican3766 5 лет назад

Holysmoke96 he’s just black. He’s not a “gangster”

@dyr234 5 лет назад

i meant his inner self maintained the same....@@matttheamerican3766

@GamerPony 5 лет назад

A true Brujah

@rcloud5271 5 лет назад

well of course. you dont automatically turn into a goth over sexualized person when bitten...kinda of the point of the video

@sundigest1121 5 лет назад

@@matttheamerican3766 he's both

@jenniferwebb5954 6 лет назад

"I got bit on purpose so I can live foreverandseefuture cars" -genius

@josephsannicolas8223 5 лет назад

shit if your gonna live forever might as well for a good reason

@eyelandss 5 лет назад

I lived forever to get rid of the Joestar bloodline but I'm glad I at least get all the blood I need - Dio

@jobrotelis6664 5 лет назад

You won’t see many future cars when you are a vampire because you can’t go outside when the sun is up

@marius498 5 лет назад

@@jobrotelis6664 Depends on what myth or franchise you base the vampire on ;)

@tinamoul 5 лет назад

@@jobrotelis6664 First off what that other guy said, depends on what vampire lore you're going with. And last I checked cars still work at night.

@gissellegonzalez5760 7 лет назад

"And this song has been playing for like 2 years and it SUCKS" I died 😂😂

@Absolutely_puck_fakestine 5 лет назад

I'm replying so you can see your likes. Was such a bright idea to copy paste that,

@GuppiAttack 5 лет назад

Is that Milana Vayntrub?

@livestreamIRA 5 лет назад

@@GuppiAttack I thought the same thing. I think it is!

@sunnybunny5227 2 года назад

Every retail place ever. 😭

@ajc1482 2 года назад

The only legitimate reaction to Justin Bieber

@spiralphoenix9839 Год назад

I like how the normal person they were gonna eat was just chilling at the house afterwards

@EliParker28 Год назад

She got turned, which is priceless

@5050TM 8 лет назад

"This is such bullshit you guys." -When your friends aren't into Goth anymore.

@lunayoshi 8 лет назад

I don't know why it's only just now occurring to me that someone might outgrow Goth culture. Hmm.

@ANT96-x8d 8 лет назад

Lead vampire:Bring in the newest members of our family. (Female vampire accidently brings in the Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys) Edger:Good night,bloodsuckers! Alan:First come,first staked!

@davidgooding810 8 лет назад

Right? LOL! ". . . and are you two EVEN lesbians?" (poseurs look like kids busted doing something wrong) "Actually . . . I have a boyfriend." This sketch is underrated - K is great here.

@skellymom 8 лет назад

Actually, this is more Emo than Goth. I am an Elder Goth and stayed with the subculture for years. Was NEVER like this. I am more like Neil Gaiman's Death character: upbeat and happy with a dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Those that take the subculture and themselves too seriously either don't stay or drive everyone else absolutely "batty" (and tend not to make/keep friends)...because they act so elitist.

@5050TM 8 лет назад

ZombieMommy I'm goth as well. I was simply joking lol. I agree with your sentiments. :-)

@vexxama 5 лет назад

I just love the idea of someone very practical becoming a vampire and not giving into hedonism. Just carrying on as normal without dying

@Interstellar_Traveler 2 года назад

so Keanu Reeves

@Dremons7 2 года назад

Hard to live a normal life when you can't see sunlight

@miriamweller812 Год назад

@@Dremons7 Pretty sure many peopel wouldn't have that much of a problem with that part.

@burntcandle_daoist Год назад

@Dremons no one banned the nightlife tho

@Mugruncher Год назад

You’re describing the vampire dad from twilight

@phoqueme 9 лет назад

"No wonder y'all hungry all the time" hahaha its ridiculous how they waste so much blood on the chin

@phoqueme 9 лет назад

"Its not even that funny"... hahahahah

@bloodyrose1985 5 лет назад

Yea. I honestly don’t think one human could feed 9 vampires since they usually drain their victims to death

@LilRedRasta 2 года назад

deez nuts were wasting so much blood on your chin.

@havocchaos0371 4 года назад

The fresh Prince of Transylvania😂😂😂😂

@y00nkitty 3 года назад

Jeez right 🤣

@ramonjordan8054 3 месяца назад

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the driver couldn’t see his reflection in the mirror

@Kinokisings 2 месяца назад

@@ramonjordan8054gold

@faithboy12 10 лет назад

That blonde girl is either a damn good actress, or they pulled some random girl of the street and put her with these people, cos she looks genuinely scared.

@VicInCommentSection 6 лет назад

I honestly felt uncomfortable for her.

@drillosophy1012 5 лет назад

Right, it was too real for a comedy.

@MsDariel83 5 лет назад

It's their hot ass stinky breath is why she looks genuinely mortified

@unahp.3751 5 лет назад

Yesss! Lmao

@1636276 5 лет назад

Easy. My husband would pretend hes a vampire and I get scared shit less and start kicking him away from me. Just imagination guys not acting.

@RollersPostulate 9 лет назад

"I got bit so I could live forever and see future cars." That is the exact reason I want to be immortal lmfao. That and so I can witness the cyberpunk future.

@sekroz896 9 лет назад

***** Wasn't the cyberpunk future back in the early 2000's? I mean the people who though that up in the 80's, that would be the future for them. But it already happened in Japan and Europe back in the early 2000's. hmm.

@RollersPostulate 9 лет назад

Will Homan Nah, everyone is just a bunch of tools.

@chindo 9 лет назад

That's a bit rich

@Undecided_ 9 лет назад

Will Homan Wait i thought cyberpunk future was during the industrial revolution

@sekroz896 9 лет назад

Uncrowned No that is wrong.

@olebagofbones3268 6 лет назад

They look like rebellious teens who just watched the vampire diaries

@Pearg0ld 5 лет назад

No that's just my mom

@babysharkcrew1905 5 лет назад

Dead ☠️

@ComputerDude2600 4 года назад

I mean yeah, that's what its parodying...

@atomiczombie1099 4 года назад

Chickenstrips Goop lmao

@danboi52 2 месяца назад

@@Pearg0ldthat is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

@sarakennedy1592 3 года назад

Jordan's gut sticking out while everyone was so sexy had me laughing so hard.

@NazriB 7 месяцев назад

Lies again? Blood DNA USD SGD

@SuperPeterok 4 месяца назад

Thanks for making me feel subconscious about my gut

@SharpVCN 8 лет назад

"I got bit up so I can see future cars" XD

@JEMurl 8 лет назад

I got bit up so i could watch ALL the Marvel movies!!!

@mizuhara7660 8 лет назад

I would get bit so I could play future games

@yaqeenahbrim5388 8 лет назад

+Kijuan Johnson I would get bit just to listen to future.

@lumberjack674 8 лет назад

I got bit up so that I can see sunrise and sunset a million times!!!!

@thodao8971 7 лет назад

Noah Vining )272$$2

@Ms9mmBeretta 8 лет назад

I love how the guy's "normalness" kept breaking up the fantasy. And I love that line 'This song has been playing for 2 yrs and it sucks!'

@billvolk4236 9 лет назад

"I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars!"

@dark3rthanshadows 9 лет назад

Bill Volk super flying dope lamborghinis

@jaypola4100 9 лет назад

Bill Volk we all watched it...

@billvolk4236 9 лет назад

And now we're bonding over it.

@NAWTPROF 9 лет назад

Bill Volk Don't you have people in real life to bond with?

@billvolk4236 9 лет назад

I do that too, but according to your logic you don't have people in real life to bond with, so you have my condolences.

@dragonheart8706 3 года назад

I actually kinda like this song... But if I heard it for two years straight, I'm sure I'd lose my ever-loving vampire mind. 😆

@entertainmentvds8181 3 года назад

What is the name of this song

@jpo1804 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@redvixo 2 месяца назад

@@entertainmentvds8181 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qbKDZ_Z49EA.htmlsi=cFRwz8MGD-tNjAyc

@allthingsfascinating 5 лет назад

I'm just wearing what I got bit in - hahahahahahahahaha!

@deniseharvey5038 5 лет назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sparkleblaster 5 лет назад

You're welcome for making it 666 likes

@SadFemboy 5 лет назад

@RANDI BRADLEY I'm also trying to figure that out, like that's the only part I didn't think was a joke

@robynthebank919 5 лет назад

@@SadFemboy tone & delivery. Don't over think it

@jeffmusyoka1876 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@nafkar89 6 лет назад

I would watch a full series based on this

@deadweight7334 5 лет назад

The chill vampire diaries

@mariagherman5421 5 лет назад

What we do in the shadows

@fallendevonish1869 5 лет назад

@@mariagherman5421 thats not hip hop vampires though

@MoroccanRose85 5 лет назад

Me too

@FerociousPaul 5 лет назад

@@mariagherman5421 yup, basically if what we do in the shadows was about black americans

@tonibauer2949 5 лет назад

73 year old lady here, laying in bed squealing with laughter at 7:00 am.

@abdib5446 5 лет назад

Toni Bauer 😂😂

@greatcesari 5 лет назад

Spending your time wisely, no denying that haha.

@RI......... 5 лет назад

You my friend,are living the good life. Good morning 😊

@marcj0426 5 лет назад

never too old to enjoy Key and Peele

@bahaar2825 5 лет назад

😄😄😄😄

@ozlemashimiyamoto1403 5 лет назад

4:07 see that? That's attention to detail, didn't off her when they feast, so she turned and is now with them. Neat

@PrutteHans 4 года назад

Thinking about it, if they kept doing that, wouldn't they just keep ending up with more and more mouths to feed? They'd have to kill some of them, or have the ability to bite someone and not infect.

@andrewlance3898 4 года назад

@@PrutteHans In most vampire stories, a vampire has to drain a victim to death and then feed the victim some of the vampire's blood. The 'one bite and you turn' method is usually reserved for werewolves and zombies

@Linosek279 4 года назад

Kinda looks more like a thrall. But I don’t know enough about vampire logic to be certain

@ozlemashimiyamoto1403 4 года назад

@@Linosek279 what's a thrall..?

@Linosek279 4 года назад

@ozlemashi Miamoto Someone enslaved to a vampire via some sort of magic/ mindfuckery.

@jslim8842 5 лет назад

His name ain't even Tristan 😂😂😂

@F21ry_aw9 3 года назад

@@CRACKBONE7317 bruh 🤣

@vinuri97 3 года назад

has the same energy as “they don’t even have dental” from shrek

@ruarkgould8851 Месяц назад

Delivery was perfect 😂😂😂

@dahliaquiles5337 5 лет назад

This is so accurate! lol I always wonder why everything sexual with vampires lol

@ITheIM7IOmegaI 5 лет назад

It's because the original Dracula novel by Bram stoker had themes of sexuality where the female vampires were seductive and sexual while the untouched female characters were pure and maternal.

@denisobrien1582 5 лет назад

The M7 Omega m

@beansbeanie163 5 лет назад

I thought twiglight started it

@TajimaMunenori 5 лет назад

Lots of Freudian stuff about puncturing a sensitive part of the human body and sharing fluids

@ColonelBragg 5 лет назад

I wish we just got a historically accurate movie about Vlad Dracul the defender of Walliachia knight of the order of the dragon scourge of the Ottoman Empire impaler of khabab

@ChainsawChody 9 лет назад

If the fresh prince of bel air was a vampire.

@zicogyal5634 9 лет назад

Exactly!

@sadex5905 8 лет назад

I was thinking the same thing

@logidag7513 8 лет назад

it T.I. was a vampire

@sierraalice8072 7 лет назад

Qwerty Bastard In a casket is where I spent most of my days

@davidgooding810 7 лет назад

Ha! Right? I was thinking the same thing . . . "K is workin' some early Will Smith HARD! . . . "

@wowamber5107 2 года назад

The fact that Jordan became a successful horror director it's crazy, he's so versatile

@dropkickirish4449 2 месяца назад

Me too. 😊

@wowamber5107 2 месяца назад

@@dropkickirish4449 who

@oksurehaha9800 8 лет назад

"I got bit on purpose so i could live forever and see future cars" that is Genius XD

@UnPhayzable 6 лет назад

"This a mansion there's gotta be other rooms for you to do that shit"😂

@jortuspelatus7364 6 лет назад

*YOU. ARE. EVERYWHERE.*

@anonymouspigeon8907 6 лет назад

“Are you even lesbians??” *girl shakes her head*

@LilDroov 6 лет назад

my god

@Vinotintoabroadfan 6 лет назад

yeah, we saw the video. You don't have to write it.

@Christian-tt4ri 6 лет назад

+Miguel Reyes then scroll past then dumbass nobody has a gun to your head making you read this shit and why even comment on it are you really that sad and lonely

@iamandrew2467 6 лет назад

"girl you better get your hands up off me before I **** you up"

@azexy21 5 лет назад

...that shit is nasty .creepy as fuck YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHING MY NIPPLE FOR 15 MINUTES

@CallMeWesly 5 лет назад

"All the [bleep] y'all is doin up in here. This is straight-up gratuitous."

@jackwimmer2249 2 года назад

I just love how they're not even biting her, just breathing heavily and sticking their tongues out!! LOL!!!

@Jerz 9 лет назад

'His name ain't even Tristan' LMAO

@affixedblade6043 9 лет назад

Mine is lel

@sousousousou7250 9 лет назад

@scaperty65 9 лет назад

***** Hiya!

@Jerz 9 лет назад

scaperty65 :o

@skulkdude 8 лет назад

The ending is priceless

@vegapunk6985 5 лет назад

The victim girl is an amazing actress! So pitiable

@valeriew4833 5 лет назад

Lol pitiful

@lynnwilhoite6194 5 лет назад

@Valerie W Pitiable is correct as well.😊

@Alovatololo 5 лет назад

That's just a random college student after they look at their debt.

@signity5540 5 лет назад

@@Alovatololo I'm feeli.. Feeling woozy 😨

@dimryts4614 5 лет назад

666 likes wahhahahahaha

@degiguess 9 лет назад

this must have been really awkward to film

@DJDeezyThaTruth 9 лет назад

Skel etor --Piff :D who dont like dress-up and being silly

@justinn99 9 лет назад

+DJDeezy ThaTruth And licking each other.

@okbutwhytho5589 9 лет назад

Ikr

@bryanadkins6776 8 лет назад

+Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox the kinda sketch that ends with the director saying "Uh, cut, I guess" and then the filming crew goes home and just feels weird and they spend the rest of the day sitting at a table and staring off into the middle distance.

@sj1122334455 8 лет назад

+Zaphod “Memelord” Beeblebrox I believe you have forgot your towel, you're screwed now

@clarkifyOG Год назад

"These O negatives taste like pennies" seems pretty accurate for being an O- type.

@Jebu911 6 месяцев назад

I would assume O- would taste the best as its the best blood type anyway. Not only does it make you more resilient to heart attacks it also the only blood you can donate to anyone.

@DrLytch 5 месяцев назад

I understand why you'd think that but in reality you'd be better off with a Diabetic type B . It's more commonly available and it's much sweeter. Unless your looking for more nutrients and less metallic tasting, in that case go with a type A fresh from the sweatest blood drive you can find.

@kristasparks33 3 месяца назад

I'm 0 positive and mine is like gold 😂😂

@alotofthings22 9 лет назад

That feeding scene must have been so awkward to film, especially so for the blonde girl.

@tammiwhami 9 лет назад

the ever dumb derp. it is called Acting! They were all hired...to act. Dumb Derp.

@taylor0000027 9 лет назад

Omg I'm dying from the stupidity of the top comment I wish I was in that"awkward" situation lolol

@MLGFaZeHaZeFTW 9 лет назад

taylor0000027 amen. XD

@hugolalumiere9992 9 лет назад

Kudos to her for acting the part well, actually. :)

@damiennewman1992 9 лет назад

***** No kidding it's acting dipshit. Doesn't mean it's not awkward for them. Like where the fuck did you find that logic?

@four-twenty4205 5 лет назад

Nipple play for private time, we talked about this like 20 minutes ago girl 😂

@ElJibity 4 года назад

I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmaoooo

@jeetskeet8162 4 года назад

Bruh when

@jeetskeet8162 4 года назад

Disregard that i was only halfway through

@SlumLordMK 6 лет назад

2:35 “Did any of that, actually get in yo mouf.” 💀

@unymitsu 5 лет назад

Tell me why i reached this comment as soon as he said this lmfao

@editornoob4606 2 года назад

But like, seriously tho, why they so messy?👀

@BlackDaffodils 8 месяцев назад

This was hands down my favorite Key & Peele skit 😂😂😂 "Opheliaaaa, bring the new blood" that line had me in a chokehold back in the day 😂

@marietighe6328 5 месяцев назад

I know. And then Tyrell walks in 😂😂😂

@withexpectancy5818 Месяц назад

Same🙂!!

@ifunanyaakanonu3478 8 лет назад

"If we gone eat, then let's eat", that's what I say when the prayer before the meal taking too long.

@kiarajay4504 7 лет назад

😂😂

@stephenmckee3235 7 лет назад

Amen to that

@trey7882 7 лет назад

No we must honor the lord

@lidlid7815 7 лет назад

Not when your starving.

@John_McDonnell 7 лет назад

Fuck the lord, he ain't pay for my Jumbo Jack combo meal.

@GregStallion 8 лет назад

"His name ain't even Tristin". LOL

@safaaclermont1560 7 лет назад

Christopher Quinn Tristan

@cyberguroo 6 лет назад

Lot of people seem to have missed this awesome pun. ...his name isn't even interesting!

@bigmick5978 5 лет назад

cyberguroo nah there’s no pun and if there was it would be shit

@joshkaid 8 лет назад

"I just got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars." I fucking lost it.

@yahtoray3 4 года назад

"Seriously, you got to get your hands off me before I f*&k you up!" Lmfao. Boi, if I saw some shit like this in the movies, I would've died lol.

@TheStrikeofGod 9 лет назад

"touchin my nipple for 15 minutes" I fuckin died xD

@Dontincludeme 8 лет назад

+The Ultra-Gamer "Nipple play is for private time. We talked about it."

@FearChar 8 лет назад

ULTRA STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!

@InBedGamer 8 лет назад

Same brony!

@TheStrikeofGod 8 лет назад

***** If you are trying to imply that I should die, I can only assume it's because you are butthurt over my profile picture. And if it isn't I'm sorry, but I always assume it is.

@dasaritorrence-walker5009 8 лет назад

rainbow fairy

@kerrymoore8998 8 лет назад

Love that part when he said " I will fuck you up, you've been touching my nipples for 15 minutes..." true black vampires.

@Dwayne81193 2 года назад

🤣🤣

@mikefm4 5 лет назад

My wife and I say “ Opheliaaaaa” constantly for no reason and it confuses people

@andreabryant2857 5 лет назад

This is love.

@thebutchernassa8384 4 года назад

@@Mona-uc4lf damn that was brutal son :')

@missmoanypants 3 года назад

That’s cute.

@alphamega2481 3 года назад

😂

@lililemmeedititrealquicklilshi 2 года назад

Confucion

@butterflyintherain9851 3 года назад

I can't get enough of that OphEliAaaA bring the new blood and that vampire acting part.. so ON POINT

@Lilly-rr7xl 7 лет назад

The blonde was a good actress.

@summershell36 7 лет назад

I think she's Olivia Snow Norman? I'm not sure though. But this girl *really* looks like her. Edit: This is definitely Olivia Norman. She's credited for this on IMDB.

@martinfawzi292 6 лет назад

R S I don't usually say this but she's cute though 😅

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 лет назад

spacetownjams where'd you get that pfp of Melanie?

@publicenemy1405 5 лет назад

She's cute as hell too.

@BeanzyBRO 7 лет назад

"I got bit on purpose so I can live forever and see future cars"

@thetoddsmith 5 лет назад

Thanks. I heard him say that too.

@yungdoenewcali4943 5 лет назад

"Yall all licking touching and hissing damn if we gone eat than lets eats" 😂😂😂😂

@asecretchannel4135 3 года назад

Part of me feels like Peele makes up these characters and sketches just to be able to flaunt a fabulous-looking manicure.

@aurelmatthews4164 5 лет назад

"And this song has been playing for like two years and it sucks" Oh hey, Key and Peele predicted despacito

@nosferat-ew 5 лет назад

Aurel Matthews lmao

@eyedontbowlempress7643 5 лет назад

Noooooooooo lmaooo😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@alexhunuwu4603 4 года назад

Ay fuck u despacito is treason bitch

@iceman4311 4 года назад

What is the song

@anti-dreamstansunited3391 4 года назад

Bruhh nice one

@unahp.3751 5 лет назад

"Spread the meat" Lmaoooo! I'm so done.

@jfv9518 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@souelle151 5 лет назад

Pun intended

@theoriginaltour2892 3 года назад

I so love that part"Olivia spread the meat"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sergeyromanov2116 Год назад

666 likes

@dchia29 9 лет назад

"Seriously girl you gota get your hands off me before i f#cks you up" literally had be on the floor lol

@Enkabard 9 лет назад

xD that was so f*ckin hillarious!

@Chordscratch 9 лет назад

This killed me.

@jbmp1390 9 лет назад

that part always gets me

@xbox360guy19 9 лет назад

dx Wolf "Been touching my nipples for 15 minutes, just nasty!"

@Joini50 9 лет назад

dx Wolf Been touching my nipple for 15 god damn minutes xD

@cakredi4132 4 года назад

Moral of the Story: If you're in a vampire coven that's belong to a straight-to-video Queen of the Damned sequel, *never invite a hypebeast guest.*

@danielwong5378 4 года назад

I don't get the "Hypebeast" things that pertains to this video. He's actually going against the trend. Do you even know what the definition of "Hypebeast" is???

@Dontmess550 5 лет назад

"Did any of that actually get in your mouth. No wonder ya all hungry all da time." 😀😂

@livedeliciously 10 лет назад

"I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see Future Cars."

@vividDC 10 лет назад

*THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH... YOU CAN KNOW IT* Read the first 3 pages of 'The Present' @ TruthContest(^)Com _This will change your life..._

@Ecliptor. 10 лет назад

Xavier Moutoux Seems legit.

@Redem10 10 лет назад

Seriously one girl for a feast? they are like 9 people in the room, that's like like trying to make a buffett out of one plate.

@dayjman25 10 лет назад

Haha, yeah I think they tried to incorporate that fact as part of the parody

@ZombieDragQueen 10 лет назад

***** It's because they don't believe in it. Que Reservoir Dogs "I don't believe in tips" scene.

@Hauptseite 5 лет назад

@C caymer Vampires aren't eating the meat though, they're drinking the blood.

@Shendue 5 лет назад

Well, guess they are broke vampires.

@bloodyrose1985 5 лет назад

The human body has about 9-12 pints blood. That’s about 4,500-5700 mL. Usually the average woman have about 9 pints. But yea...that would be exactly that-given most vampires drink their victims blood until they die from hypovolemia. No wonder they’re hungry

@8thhousealchemist600 3 года назад

That girl acted her heart out lol. She looked like she was thinking of dead puppies to get those results LOL.

@grizzakaduke2331 5 лет назад

"The first night of your new....what are wearing here??" Lmao🤣🤣🤣

@sundigest1121 5 лет назад

@thomasanderson9235 9 лет назад

That's what I imagined modern vampires would be like. Living with modern comfort, none of that hissing, goth and stuff

@chromesthesia 9 лет назад

I admit i would do both. Have a big screen tv and play depeche mode while wearing victorian men's suits and drinking people at metalconcerts

@arx3516 11 месяцев назад

It depends on how "modern" the vampires actually are. You can expect ancient vampires to have equally ancient tastes.

@jynxui1943 5 лет назад

It's a lot more hilarious the way the background music stops when he starts complaining. xD

@ChurryBom 10 месяцев назад

This show never ceases to amaze me with just how brilliant it is The CREATIVITY is so high

@BrotherInGod77777 9 месяцев назад

Definitely one of my favorite skits of their's

@toddbitsilly9478 5 лет назад

This o negative tastes like pennies

@Eruerucamicaminono 5 лет назад

I thought she said "panties" (you know like, menstruation and shit)

@FuraFaolox 5 лет назад

Peter Steele would laugh at that

@firstlast4610 5 лет назад

*Feet smack the ground *I SMEEEEEL OH NEGATVE!!!* *Distant screaming

@justas423 5 лет назад

Blood has iron in it.

@fftinag2 5 лет назад

No sugar protein on the surface of O- so it should be bland like pennies

@Treyworld 9 лет назад

It always makes me giggle when Key says "Seriously, y'all live in a damn mansion! There gotta be some other place you can do that shit! I mean are you two even lesbians!?"

@AntitheistHuman Год назад

I extremely love how they both match in every-single costume, wig, makeup, whatever, totally a new character and a new person lol

@jnicolebean2468 5 лет назад

I'm glad I'm not the only person who would be rockin' sweat pants for eternity.

@chromesthesia 5 лет назад

I'd wear sweat pants and a Victorian suit. mix it up

@theungreatkahli 5 лет назад

Hooping shorts and an ascot for me.

@eduardo42897 5 лет назад

Commando for eternity?

@kioko_chanuwu7627 3 года назад

@kanhaiya1825 3 года назад

Man i wore sweatpants and a hoddie for an award show When I was getting an award

@lancevance6346 6 лет назад

"Are you two even leuhsbians?"

@Str6y 5 лет назад

Lesbians *

@user-ru5fw4ht1r 5 лет назад

@@Str6y he wrote it that way because the way he said it if you keep on acting like that you finna get r/wooosh

@Str6y 5 лет назад

@@user-ru5fw4ht1r thanks for the clarafacation dawg

@user-ru5fw4ht1r 5 лет назад

@@Str6y you're welcome

@billlaw267 5 лет назад

Stray r/wooosh

@TheAnomaly330 10 лет назад

"I wanna live forever and see future cars." lmao

@kevinwillis6992 10 лет назад

I know, rite?!..dumb ass reason to want to become a vampire, very funny shit

@50Calabyte 10 лет назад

Kevin Willis You kidding me? Who the fuck wouldn't wanna be a vampire AND see kickass future cars?

@ciscopath1 10 лет назад

Kevin Willis Not really seeing why it's a dumb reason. I mean, other than sparing yourself from a slow, painful demise from a untreatable disease, what falls into the category of a SMART reason to become one?

@tivednagol9127 10 лет назад

cisco path, banging hot vampire chicks and also non-vampire chicks for all eternity. There. Smartest reason ever.

@Oops-All-Ghosts 10 лет назад

Tived Nagol That's assuming any of them want anything to do with you, which they probably wouldn't, considering you put that as a reason.

@EngineNo5 6 месяцев назад

Literally the vampires in the Blade movies😭😭

@niabrown3952 9 лет назад

"I got bit so I can live forever and see future cars."

@trurio6471 7 лет назад

llf Peele stomach just hanging out😂💀

@mitchh3092 5 лет назад

I absolutely love Vampire: The Masquerade and I love this stupid neo-gothic aesthetic, and that makes me love this sketch even more.

@BlueFireZ88 4 года назад

Sexy Vamps: Toreador Homie: Brujah

@IsaacWatson 4 года назад

I was wondering if someone would mention Vampire: The Masquerade, because that music was TOTALLY Vampire: The Masquerade style! haha

@babaspector Год назад

@@IsaacWatson 2 years later, but i was searching for this comment

@5050TM Год назад

That's exactly what this always reminds me of. Love that game ❤

@juanledezma8907 4 месяца назад

Toreador vs brujah neonate

@Prozach24 5 лет назад

"I got bit on purpose so I can live forever see future cars" is the best reason I've heard to become immortal

@UserDude 10 лет назад

best thing i've ever heard: 3:06 "Girl seriously man, you gotta get your hands off before i fuck you up". LMFAO!!!!

@lunayoshi 8 лет назад

4:19 LOL, their victim not only stuck around for the party, she wound up _practicing acoustic guitar with some guy in a red shirt._ I'm dying I can't even

@yuppieNL 5 лет назад

lunayoshi z

@fighterck6241 2 года назад

She's probably a vampire now since they never killed her.

@missshar1256 8 лет назад

SPREAD THE MEAT!!!

@SC4211 8 лет назад

Giggity.

@melandietravis1464 8 лет назад

kmsl

@Coffmanantics 4 года назад

The blonde girl didn’t even have to act, people hissing around you would be genuinely terrifying

@foxycreole1128 5 лет назад

I screamed as soon as he said "why everything has to be sexual" because it's so damn true lmaooo

@TheSimpleJoysofEverydayThings 8 лет назад

I think the best part of this skit is the fresh meat girl. She looks so scared and maintains it the whole time it's awesome

@Spectrumpicture 8 лет назад

Is it just me or do the cussing bleeps make it funnier than the words?

@Gumbier_Than 7 лет назад

Spectrumpicture Yes! Finally somebody agrees!

@rickyray2794 7 лет назад

I agree

@matshbocks 7 лет назад

Spectrumpicture agreed

@natek3852 6 лет назад

Disagree

@yungpo9853 6 лет назад

NateK Shut the bleep up! You ridiculous looking bleep!!!

@gorky1986 2 года назад

1:22 when he says " still see the skin ,aahhhaahh..( with head movement is so funny to me)

@LilMissWampyre 7 лет назад

this skit reminds me of the movie What We Do in The Shadows. If you haven't seen it and you like comedies, please do. one of my favorite Vampire movies

@jnicolebean2468 5 лет назад

"When you are eating a sandwich you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it." -Vladislav

@sithotaku 5 лет назад

I keep saying I am gonna watch it and forget!

@vetmom79 5 лет назад

"poskety"...lol

@heatherjo989 5 лет назад

Luuuv that movie 😎👿 Hilarious. Aced the meaning of "dark comedy". The 2nd one they made.. Widows was gnar too!♡

@1987MartinT 5 лет назад

Oh my God! That movie is amazing!

@madmadameminx 8 лет назад

If we gon eat, then let's eat. Damn.

@hyperxx99 7 лет назад

"Spread the meat!!!"

@nadir1378 6 лет назад

Doug Life 😂

@guinnevereschronicles2225 4 года назад

Finally, someone had the (immortal) guts to address the fact that most vampires and their feedings are being portrayed as sexual, and it’s totally ridiculous and desperate and corny

@lulubeloo 8 лет назад

i reinstalled Bloodlines immediately after seeing this

@JEMurl 8 лет назад

Yep, course you did.

@lulubeloo 8 лет назад

finished it twice since then, lol

@a7xmshadows19 8 лет назад

+lulubeloo what clan are you? I'm a gangerl

@lulubeloo 8 лет назад

a7xmshadows19 Malkavian was the most fun. Recently played with Nosferatu and it does feel like a different game in some parts. This is truly an amazing RPG and it aged quite well.

@ewaldwannenburg9908 8 лет назад

He dressed like a Gangrel :P

@D35TR0YM4N 5 лет назад

"His name ain't even Tristen...."

@okiii. 9 лет назад

"touching my nipple for 15 minutes" LOL

@eitrothyr2786 6 лет назад

"Girl, Seriously, Men, You gotta get your hands off me before I fucked you up. shit's nasty, creepy af" I've probably repeated that segment 5 times by now lmao

@josephburleigh9766 6 лет назад

Manuel Chaland

@Yovry 6 лет назад

Manuel Chaland that was the best part XD

@okvngel 4 года назад

This is how I imagine originals, vampire diaries and twilight is like.

@skellymom 8 лет назад

Lead vampire...the one Emo kid in the group.

@vriskaserket8058 9 лет назад

I wasnt sure about this comedy group at first. Now I am sold.

@tiajoseph7309 9 лет назад

I watch they're show all the time on tv! You'll LOVE them!

@captainvulcan3908 10 лет назад

Tyrell's gotta point-- several of them. The man is deconstructing the vampire phenomena in a good way. Stephanie Meyer, eat yer heart out.

@IAMBEOWLF 3 года назад

Kudos on the "feast" girl she kept it together actually seemed scared

@beatrizvaldes2839 8 лет назад

this song has been playing for two years and it sucks!!! lmao😂😂

@iceman4311 6 лет назад

Beatriz Valdes i wonder what the song is

@amandaaguilar7441 6 лет назад

Lmfao 😂😂😂

@ihvojd 6 лет назад

That was a great fourth wall breaker for me

@hmmhmm7283 6 лет назад

Does anyone the actress' name??

@polkablues 5 лет назад

Milana Vayntrub

@yELoHQ 10 лет назад

He reminds me of Will Smith the Fresh Prince... if he got bitten LOLLLLL.

@dawanyamiles9881 5 лет назад

"why yall got hiss and flash y'all teeth ya know y'all can make y'all teeth come out"It's funny how he just got bit but know how to do more then the rest of them 🤣🤣