> Be on ISS >need to fill out tax return >whip out tactical pen >pressurised ink chamber explodes >propels window spike through observation glass >sucked into the vacuum of space >use aircraft aluminium to safely descend back to earth >land in the amazon >tax return gets wet >pen still writes >thank you statgear
this pen is perfect if youre stuck at your dead end job on the 40th floor. Great for filling out your paperwork, and at the end of the day you can break the window and end your miserable life
"Personalized tactical pen" sounds to me like a flashlight, hidden knife, compass, sos signal, tracker, etc. But really? JUST a window breaker and pressurized ink?
"My life is always a struggle, as I constantly have to break windows in my everyday job. However, now that I have the tactical pen, breaking car windows and commiting grand theft auto has never been so easy!" -Car Thief 2015
Don't forget the underslung grenade launcher. You couldn't possibly consider something luxury unless you can use it to destroy the food table at the formal garden party you're going to.
i LOVE this pen! it saved my life! my plane crashed in the jungle and i didn't have anything with me! but luckily, i had my trusty Personalized Tactical Pen in my breast pocket. Thanks to the personalized tactical window spike i managed to escape the plane by jabbing anyone trying to get out of the burning plane before me in the neck. Sadly, i apparently was the only survivor to make it out of the plane before it exploded. Then a helicopter flew over, but i only had 1 wet vertical piece of paper left! i'm doomed i thought but then i remembered that i had my trusty Personalized Tactical Pen on me! i managed to write a help me note and the helicopter must have read it and picked me up. I also got this cool scar on my arm now, do you think chicks dig scars?
"Nothing will change on this channel." "All the videogame videos will stay on here." "I'm going to be uploading more often here" I miss the happy-ass looking guy.
@@SourChicken1856 well he also has been focusing on himself more. People who are introverts have struggled immensely adjusting back to society after these covid times. He actually seems WAY happier now on his streams then he was when he was recording these videos. Is the "n*gg@ plz gay reatrd" Idubzz the funniest version of Idubz, yes, but the way the world is now a days that will never be able to be possible again without getting DESTROYED by every major news outlet, gaming channel, keemstar type, bullshit would have a fucking amazing hay day doing that. His type of comedy now on his stream may not be funnier then his old stuff, but it is organic , and still funny! Also his doggo is so fucking cuteeeeeeee ,I want her TL; DR.- Idubz forsure looks happier streaming now then he seemed in his videos from this time in 2015. Kick Starter Crap is still my favorite series though.
It must be fun to imagine you are though. Like when you travel by bus and stare at those emergency hammer or lever things, making up in yur mind all kind of freaky accident scenarios in which they could be useful.
all jokes aside the pen is useful here in Canada, we aren't allowed to carry weapons like pepper spray or knives so you could carry this and you can't be charged as long as they can't prove you intended to use it as a weapon
Wait... you mean Canada as in "land of grizzly bears and fucking skyscraper-tall moose"-Canada? Well... I mean... I guess there is no point in allowing your people to carry pepperspray if you need a damn howitzer for everything.
Actually, most pens can't write upside down over a longer duration, because they are indeed designed to utilize gravity for inking the ball. Pens that write upside down uses nitrogen cartridges to push a quick-dry gel out the tip.
Exactly. When he said Snap-On made shitty tools, I was disappointed in the lack of research done as to what Snap-On is - a professional (and expensive) tool producer. Harbor Freight and Craftsman make much shittier tools, although I'll admit Craftsman actually has a decent name.
Jaret Snyder I really like my Craftsmen tool chests but their tools can be pretty horrendous. I'm slightly ashamed to admit I have a large collection of Pittsburgh tools... They're pretty low-quality, it's true.
What he said was that they don't appeal to the bullshit luxury lifestyle the way this company is trying to. Yeah just let me get my Snap-On from my Jag and go sample some fine wines.
What tool company really screams luxury, if not Snap-On? They are, by far, the most expensive and high-end tools on the market. If they're not the highest quality tools an average tech can buy, idk what is.
these things never needed to be funded... they have been around for years... hell there have been ones for years that are a pen, lazer pointer, and touchscreen tip, and yes the glass breaker
BiscuitHead I own a lot of "tactical" things including a tactical pen that i got two years before this ever became a kickstarter... thing... do they have names?
All of these kickstarter videos have the same fucking royalty free piano music playing, or some happy little tune in the background, they're all the same.
Well, a tactical pen is basically a pen reinforced with aerospace grade aluminum. Write with it, fly with it, jump out of a C-130 with it, itll still be there for you. Mainly its meant to jab people in their soft spots with it. But WHY DA FUCK would you need it to be CUSTOMIZABLE?!?!
This kickstarter makes little sense with its "you deserve something special" or whatever because, barring those specifically used for art, pens are for mundane tasks or work; you'd be essentially buying a product to help you work harder, not give you reprieve from toiling at the office all day. I think the phrase "treat yourself" applies to things that are specifically supposed to help you relax or for fun..
+Redrais Dude, you aren't funny. You obviously think you are because you keep saying that in almost every comment. It's lame and you're not witty at all.
7:20 caught me off-guard because I'm an ecologist and I have to do just that on a regular basis lul. Just found it funny because it's an oddly specific situation that I have been through. Oh and I just use a pencil, it does the job. So even in my situation this pen isn't going to be any more helpful than a regular one. But I guess I don't deserve it anyways because I didn't work hard amirite.
+GunvorPlays UH MAI LAWD. IMA JUST WRITE MY FUCKING SCHOOL REPORT WHILE DRIVING. WHOOPS. I MAGICALLY TELEPORTED FROM THE HIGHWAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. OH SHIT I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THAT TACTICAL PEN, BECAUSE THESE EVENTS TOTALLY HAPPEN ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ;D Backers: ;D I got teleported to the bottom of the FUCKING OCEAN WHILE DOING MY FUCKING TAXES AND USING A FUCKING CALCULATOR SET UP TO RECORD ALL MY FUCKING PURCHASES. WHY DON'T I USE THE FUCKING TACTICAL PEN THAT I BACKED FOR. OH NO! I FORGOT IT AT HOME. IM USING MY REGULAR PEN! OH NO! I CAN'T JUST USE MY FUCKING CAR KEYS TO CRACK OPEN THE WINDOW OR JUST TAKE OFF MY SEATBELT, OPEN THE DOOR, AND THEN SWIM UP BECAUSE OH NO! I'M A FUCKING DUMBASS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Ah yes, finally a solution to my oh so common problem of needing a luxory tactical pen while writing upside down on wet paper as I need to escape the window of my rocket ship. Thank you!!
Im a Valet, and this would actually be hella useful. I run around in the rain, and write against walls and shit. Minimum wage doesn't really make this affordable though .
There are cheaper ones out there, this idea isn't new by any means. Go to BladeHQ and search for "Tactical Pen", you'll notice that even Gerber makes a tactical pen. Most of the people that buy these are people active LE, military, or EMT's. If you're out on the battlefield you REALLY can't use a BIC pen, because it's not optimised for every environment. As far as this kickstarter is concerned, I don't quite understand what's unique about THEIR pen. These have been around for over a decade, this is by no means unique. This pen is far from useless, it's just not intended to be used by EVERYONE. Watch the HBO mini-series "Generation Kill", and you'll notice several of the officers using these.
I love how he couldn't think of a third thing to put a window spike on so he looked around and said the first thing he saw Apparently a masturbating egg was the first thing he saw