Kids Content Farms Be Like: 

Prob should have mentioned this a while ago but extra thanks to WowieZowie (AKA Zoey (she does not have a channel) for helping me write the script :)

The fact this is accurate is the worst of all

I hope people start dubbing or animating this.

This video is 90% accurate but you forgot one thing the hundred sound effects happening every second

jar is my favorite character in the antiseptic dillpickle circuit

Idk what this fever dream was, but I loved it. Amazing performance, 5 stars

If this was newgrounds my review would look like this 🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

this felt like way more than 2 minutes and 13 seconds. i felt like as a form of punishment for my sins i was condemned to watching this for all of eternity

Masterpiece. Truly the best experience of my life, my family fears me now and I'm in a white room wrapped in white clothes. Would recommend :)

Horrible. Absolutely horrendous, terrible, repulsive, 10/10. Please make a hundred more of these in the future

Pretty apt summary of internet culture of the early 2020s

It's all fun and games until this gets marked as 'made for kids'.

It sounds like you were going to die of laughter as you were doing this. Happy, fun time, stuff.

This video just feels like how kids play imo. Messing with toys of their favorite tv characters, forcing them to get married and fight and everything, yk.

"Its John from the amazing DiGeStIoNaL circus" 😭😭

Holy frick is that Jacket frum traumatizing gastrointestinal circuits NO WAY IS THAT HAMMY WAM FRON PREGNANT PLACETIME

when did this comment section happen?? Thank you all so much :)

You forgot to put hazbin hotel in there even though it's obviously not for kids

Your pronunciation of keyboard smashes and accurate reading of the fucked up words/names as written gives me so much life, thank you

THIS GOT ME BURSTING OUT LUAGHING

Why does it sound like the narrator's head is on the verge of exploding the whole video?

You can tell it was so hard to hold in your laughter- this is amazing

I think the content farms would switch up the characters names to avoid copyright- SO CALLING JAX, JOHN IS SO ACCURATE

I like the part where Pomni Playtime said "I am woman" and had an afro with John from the amazing digestinoal circus

What’s truly tragic is that the vast majority of these characters are from content not suitable for kids.

peak content. majestic to see

10/10 it's like a mockery of content farms

Such an amazing storyline, almost shedding a tear

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a WHILE, and as a TADC fan “Pomni playtime” made me cry

Chowchow Carles stands out as my favorite character due to the profound and intricate arc he undergoes throughout the story. Initially presented as a somewhat enigmatic and reserved figure, his character gradually reveals layers of complexity and depth that captivate and resonate. Carles begins his journey burdened by a past shrouded in mystery, grappling with inner demons and external pressures that shape his stoic demeanor. However, as the narrative progresses, his resilience and hidden strength become apparent, showcasing a compelling transformation from a guarded individual to a beacon of leadership and empathy. His interactions with other characters highlight his growth, as he learns to trust and form deep connections, revealing a vulnerability that makes him all the more relatable and admirable. The turning point in his arc, where he confronts and overcomes a pivotal challenge, not only cements his role as a hero but also underscores themes of redemption and self-discovery. Through trials and triumphs, Chowchow Carles' journey is a testament to the power of perseverance and the human spirit, making his story both inspiring and unforgettable.

This reads like a crack fic and if im not gonna write it, WHO WILL-

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE?!😭

Ah... The sweet sounds of mental torture.

this is my brain deciding to be weird at 1 am

I hate the fact that I watched this the entire way through without skipping or fast forwarding.

Why is this so true bro this kind of stuff is what appears on my recommended videos when I give my phone to my little cousin

maple leaf rag goes well with this

I don't know how to describe this feeling.

Dude the way your trying not to laugh- This was hilarious tho its sad how accurate it is

I came out exam and loved this it's so fucking funnyyy

The lore is the good of the life.

I would recommend this movie to all my friends.

I love how jaxes name changes every 50 seconds

Urm but where's skibidi toilet sigma male bopbop yes yes ☝️🤓

brainrot if it was actually funny

I never understood why people said they wanted to throw up at something. I now do.

I feel like I lost braincells and it's unfortunately too real but I can't stop laughing 😭🤣

This story is better than content farms

Poor Jared, they never got his name right😭

I don't know what this is. I don't understand what this is about. It seems to make a lot of people happy, not all, but a lot. You keep on truckin' 🎉

This is so accurate.

Now do one about the endless ‘Alien Romulus’ trailers.

dont forget the "press the LIKE button to help!" 💀😭

NO WAY ITS -DOGDAY- ANIMALNIGHT

Your voice reminds me of a friend way way way to much Great vid lol

Cool! You just earned a new subscriber!

you forgot to add numberblocks, bluey, and grimace

Do you mean gastrointestinal circus

I hated this so much, and had to keep reminding myself that it was satire

forgot the unholy character body inflation

I was dreaming about I watch contact farms irl and I forget Gooseworks she said she doesn't want anyone to watch contact farms and I woke up I said to my self that was real or did I watch contact farms? And and I realize silly me That was just a dream

Very true But you forgot to put Bofend (Boyfriend) and Pibeh (Pibby)

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY-

am I going insane or is insane going me

this is amazing, immediate like and subscribe. 10/10

ChowChow Carles

do they actually still put balding in brainrot videos WHATCHOW CHOW CARL IS IN BRAIN ROT TOO??!?

Wheezed

Pomni play time XD

you forgot fnf and hazbin/helluva btw

This video is so funny! ^.=.^

Lankybox be like:

mancraft is my favorite game😍😍😍😍😍

i bloody died

Jonn??💀💀💀💀

Help what 😭

Turn on the subtitles for a better experience

who hurt you

Yes

is this a child or a full grown woman with a bit of squidwards accent

You forgot about all of them becoming women or pregnant at the end

READ THE SUBTITLES LOL

Where's the nugget

what the

inaccurate no pizza tower

is this your voice 😭

Can i animate this

what the hell did i just watch

wow i understood none of this

lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😨😨😨😨😨😨

React videos are getting out of hand.

i sat though this all

omg i love the antibacterial directional cirsus 😍😍😍😍

That was the longest 2 minutes and 14 seconds of my life

and the comments are like: 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🫃

Hered the parts i found funny: the start, LADY GRANCRACKER BANKBANK

This is going to blow up i think😭🙏 I FUKCING DIED OF LAUGHTER

NOPE NOT 69 COMMENTS NOT TODAY