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"Kids Ruin You!" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace 

Maz Jobrani
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Men don't cry!
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Комментарии : 75   
@niismyname
@niismyname 5 лет назад
“Son men don’t ccraay” Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@amirmohammadganji485
@amirmohammadganji485 4 года назад
nino kumsiashvili it’s really Persian,🤣🤣🤣🤣
@haiyaniwewe
@haiyaniwewe 3 года назад
I came looking for this comment!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mapletree1808
@mapletree1808 5 лет назад
WHEN HE SAID "CRY" IN THE PERSIAN ACCENT IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE MY DAD I LOST IT
@leilaabdi3311
@leilaabdi3311 3 года назад
RIP! 🖤
@pegah_di
@pegah_di 3 года назад
"Son... Men don't cErAyy..." Spot on😂😂
@chormizimik6341
@chormizimik6341 5 лет назад
Kids of Maz Jobrani. Be proud of your Dad.
@vinmadoski1914
@vinmadoski1914 9 лет назад
"I think i'm getting my period" lol best part 😂😂
@RedBananas
@RedBananas 7 лет назад
OMG I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID DARTH VADER 😂😂
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 7 лет назад
+CLasSical much love buddy thanks for watching & supporting!
@NwaRie
@NwaRie 7 лет назад
I can't stop watching your videos! amazing mashallah
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 7 лет назад
+Noora Malallah merci Noora much love!
@TheEverfever
@TheEverfever 5 лет назад
I have a daughter now and the same thing happened to me. Whenever I see a father-child relationship I just get teary.
@JastinFong
@JastinFong 7 лет назад
This is so true! Ever since I got my son I cried over little things
@i.h56
@i.h56 8 лет назад
This guy is aMAZing
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 7 лет назад
@sapnawijesooriya425
@sapnawijesooriya425 5 лет назад
"I think I'm getting my period" 😂😂😂
@harwantkaurchhachhia5459
@harwantkaurchhachhia5459 6 лет назад
Thank you for making the world s happy place even if it's just for the time you are on stage. God bless
@FCITeam
@FCITeam 7 лет назад
you are the best comedian i have ever seen
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 7 лет назад
+Frequency 2002 I appreciate that buddy nothing but love
@faysmith4930
@faysmith4930 6 лет назад
Ditto!
@anilbhusalbh
@anilbhusalbh 7 лет назад
You are really funny Maz, ET don't go....killed it
@Cck883
@Cck883 3 года назад
What does ET mean?
@violletta8505
@violletta8505 6 лет назад
maz jobrani.i love your comedy shows very much.and the crying thing ..it 's because you are a "pisces" 😊 tears will always be there for any reason wether happy or sad,in triumphant moments or anything emotional.It what makes you special.❤
@joycenadra4359
@joycenadra4359 5 лет назад
the funniest comedian I've ever wached🤣 this is amazing! i watch the videos where you talk about Lebanon and the middle east and i was like that is sooo true.
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 5 лет назад
Thanks for subscribing Joyce!
@pp0025040
@pp0025040 6 лет назад
You are Super Maz!! Being well praised in India too😉😉.
@ssuper0tii152
@ssuper0tii152 6 лет назад
I wish there was alot more people like you Maz
@sajjadzulphekari
@sajjadzulphekari 9 лет назад
Come to Mumbai , India please There are many Iranian's here
@sarasultana1466
@sarasultana1466 8 лет назад
ya plzz... u r amazing maz.
@Manish_Kumar_Singh
@Manish_Kumar_Singh 7 лет назад
Really ? ............... i am from Mumbai but never seen an iranian !
@rougere
@rougere 7 лет назад
Manish Kumar Singh Are you living under a rock?
@gr8kh
@gr8kh 6 лет назад
Sajjad Zulphekari @manish.. Farsis/Parsis are Persians.. ever celebrated Nouroz? Even see a fire temple from outside?(Inside non Parsis not allowed) the 1 between CST & Nariman Point?
@none.4836
@none.4836 4 года назад
Parsi's don't count.
@DeepakKumar-dy7gc
@DeepakKumar-dy7gc 6 лет назад
I am addicted to Maz's video. Put more sir.
@Nick-vw2mo
@Nick-vw2mo 8 лет назад
U R Simply THE BEST!!!!!!
@velimirachobanova995
@velimirachobanova995 4 года назад
In bulgaria we don't cry when we scratch our knees because grandmas tell us "there is no hero without a wound"
@iamaliarab
@iamaliarab 4 года назад
Thank you so much buddy I laughed a lot 😂😂
@mjdhpd
@mjdhpd 6 лет назад
You are awesome Maz!!! Keep up the great job
@Egirl_Slayer
@Egirl_Slayer 6 лет назад
Omg the most funniest comedian I’ve ever seen!
@champianvlogfamilytv3645
@champianvlogfamilytv3645 3 года назад
Yeah new parents believe u. May the force be with you.
@zainbali9963
@zainbali9963 3 года назад
Why the hell he does not have new content? He is greeeeaaaat
@TasfeenZaman
@TasfeenZaman 7 лет назад
Maz, BIG FAN HERE! Best wishes..
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 6 лет назад
Thanks buddy!
@omarshariff5827
@omarshariff5827 7 лет назад
you are AWESOME my friend😂😂
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 7 лет назад
+OmAr sHaRiFf likewise my brother!
@sorennikanian8560
@sorennikanian8560 6 лет назад
OmAr sHaRiFf is he ur friend 🤣🤣
@vishu194
@vishu194 7 лет назад
Man you are awesome....😂😂
@Mazjobrani
@Mazjobrani 7 лет назад
+Vaibhav Sharma you are buddy thanks for the love
@danieledragone423
@danieledragone423 4 года назад
My Italian father 50 years ago, I was 5 y.o., refused to give me the hand in the street... I still remember. I had no children.
@juliekostas7322
@juliekostas7322 6 лет назад
Very gifted entertainer!
@semonsaji7803
@semonsaji7803 7 лет назад
Amazing
@nehashrivastav7552
@nehashrivastav7552 6 лет назад
Thanks maz, you are awesome , superb comedy
@jaspreetdhaliwal5898
@jaspreetdhaliwal5898 6 лет назад
Maz, I am a fan of yours.
@pramitlahiri1978
@pramitlahiri1978 6 лет назад
Man, you are so good!
@govindrudrawar2540
@govindrudrawar2540 6 лет назад
I love this guy - love from India
@marisabadaboom2783
@marisabadaboom2783 5 лет назад
Goeden nacht!!!
@emilyghahramanians9434
@emilyghahramanians9434 5 лет назад
Mashallah Maz Jan. Good job
@mustafaal-azzawi8464
@mustafaal-azzawi8464 9 лет назад
Hey Maz can u make the videos longer by like on minute at least blease
@aaaaansh4907
@aaaaansh4907 4 года назад
You are really hilarious...i watched like 23 videos today
@reenachacko9898
@reenachacko9898 4 года назад
Me too
@HamedCheraghi
@HamedCheraghi 4 года назад
Yeah every Persian dad is like this 😂
@SKBKER
@SKBKER 8 лет назад
You and Omid Djalili need to do a calibration .
@SKBKER
@SKBKER 8 лет назад
***** Well I'm half Iranian so I have a good sense of humour !!!
@amnabbasi
@amnabbasi 8 лет назад
+Agnaye Ochani hahahaha
@manish4978
@manish4978 5 лет назад
nice
@tezawr3963
@tezawr3963 2 года назад
Damn 😂
@rasheedrehman4694
@rasheedrehman4694 2 года назад
Maz when u r coming to Pakistan
@bebeysmael1.
@bebeysmael1. 9 лет назад
Nice
@justice_crash2521
@justice_crash2521 5 лет назад
So fucking true
@JoseGarcia-ww1bn
@JoseGarcia-ww1bn 5 лет назад
Dark Vader? More like Zordon from the powerrangers.
@piontropechetrini5640
@piontropechetrini5640 5 лет назад
Latin parents too say the same to their kids, DON'T CRY YOU ARE A MAN!!! Even the mothers say it.
@yulianamagerramova8236
@yulianamagerramova8236 7 лет назад
fhdfuruevhggfdvhjolm☕️⭐️👍🏼🤣👍🏼😎🤡😤😱😱😤😧😤😧😠😠😧😐😠😠😕😒😠😤😞😑🙁😑☹️😵😡😲🙁🙁😱
@mrbhd802
@mrbhd802 6 лет назад
ماز دوست داریم، ایران طرفدار داری زیاد، یروز بشه بیای اینجا⁦✌️⁩⁦✌️⁩
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