Kids WON'T Be Able To Play GTA 6! 

Unfortunately, there's are people who want to have kids. It should've been illegal to have kids after 2004. People born after 2004 were born too late, now children gonna experience Covid-19 and being too late playing the OG games. People born during late 2010's and 2020's are never going to experience any games from 1990's and 2000's because they're old games. People born during late 2010's and 2020's don't have any respect to games from 1990's and 2000's, they seem to only play game from 2010's and 2020's (including Fortnite, PUBG and Pokemon GO). I glad I was born in 1997 and games like Fortnite, PUBG, Pokemon GO, Among Us didn't existed back in 2000's.

🧢Squeakers, and Schl threats starter kit.

I doubt u ain’t a kid nigga

Exactly, right

Are used to play GTA five when I was 18 or 17 on my Xbox one😂

im dead😂😂😂😂

I cant even 😂

😂😂😂

My kids will be adults playing gta 7 by the time it's out.

Yup, and GTA8 will have you take a DNA sample

Fr

Yea me. Lol I'm 22 but look 15

@@Leena_Heregrow a beard, your now 34, have 2 kids and an unpaid mortage.

@@Nixcez Growing a beard as a female is crazy! 😳

i look pretty young but i still passed youtube's facial recognition to prove i'm 18+ so i'm sure most will be fine

They’re obviously not gonna do this. It would be very unrealistic. It would have to many bugs, waste them million or billions of dollars, get extreme backlash. There’s just no way

I mean at least 6yo wont be playing nomo

@@michaelpetion8040they can just ask their parent to do it for them? If the parent bought the game why wouldn’t they?

@@JustAGuyAndHisDog exactly what I was thinking

And taking peoples word for it is a more viable option? 🤣🤣🤣

Hasbulla: 😐

Omg you are spot on. It’s going to take forever!!!!!!

no itll acctually release next year@@tylerlienau7548

Nah! all the NPC's would be dead before or outdated.

Coming back to this post in 2025. Their financial reports suggest a release window that is sooner than you think

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"Me:GTA 6 needs a photo of a frickin 17 year old dad" "Dad: Why don't you use my face?" "Me: I have no idea..."

Yeah but they wont be available at all times to unlock!😃

@@alexbarajas7997 It’s probably going to be a one-time scan.

Never borrowed rated M games as a kid?

@@ALMLBC10 Its not the same today

It'll get them to be more aware at least

Yes exactly!!!! This video is a lie, rockstar would lose literal billions if they prevented kids from playing their game

New kids are born every day. You think the people who were as young now as we were when gta 3 came out won’t want to play?

​@@JudeSeeAreToeall kids play with crack there wouldn't be any change

Lol fr people are slow. Theres kids everyday playing gta for the first time lol

I am not 13 yet only 2 more years. :( I don't wanna be 13 teenagers SUCK

I was thinking the same thing

cringe

Yooo I stg lmaaooooo 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Haha 😂 that’s funny 😂😂😂😂

❤😂😂😂🙃👍🙃😂😂😂❤

WTF

GTA 8 will require a sperm sample to play online.....

At least I’ll be an adult then😂

In 2080 yeah 😂

That will be a piss show

Youre joking now, but in the end of 2030s...

Atleast we gon be adults by the time it comes out

😂😂😂😂😂😂dam

*Me getting a paper with the face of a random adult I saw on the internet*

Ongggg

Yo is that stacys mom 😂

​@@Red-lu1rxim going to use joe biden

yea this is fake af

like when im 31, when i shave, in store suddenly a 19 year old cashier asks me for id when i buy a beer or cigs. And no, this is not usa, where they are obliged to ask id to even 50 year olds. :D I believe this software would think im 15 also :D

@@Swarmah i don’t believe it because there is no way to prove someone is that age without an ID. I think a AI would probably mess up 90% of the time and make the game have a huge downfall

Yeahhh I look 17 but I’m 22 so I have no clue how that gonna work

@@Swarmah im 41 and here in Australia i get i.d if i shave too lol

I've heard the implants will be _incredible_ though! js

"However, in a heated statement sent to IGN, an ESRB spokesperson clarified that the tech is not intended to stop children from purchasing or downloading restricted games" -ign

Nah I swear

I have baby face im 29 get id all the time hope this won't happen when the face thing shows up

Lgood thing I grew pretty quick, got a full beard at 15 lol

Here 🤚

Hahaha I'm dead. 😅 "Hey mom can you come here real quick?" "Sure. What's up?" "The game needs facial recognition and it doesn't think I'm old enough. Could you do it for me?" *The mom, visibly dying inside* "okay..." *The dad in the back, humored*

Lmao😂😂 you guys are funny

Hahaha even the company knows it’s that easy they just going with the flow😂

Hahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Absolutely they are not dumb

Hahahahaha

Dead 💀

If that’s the case tell them I said hurry tf up .im tired of red dead redemption 😂😂😂

Why do you think we even gonna get a GTA 7, like 50% of Rockstars' revenue comes from kids

Yea wouldn’t doubt it they way the world is going 😂

Rockstar: hey parents, give us pics of your kids Seems safe

Ya In like 7000 years...

and during, and after... on a bi-monthly basis

Vaccines up to date

You're just a child, go watch cocomelon

U were like 2 when gta 5 came out wtf 😭😭

Wym go watch Cocomelon💀🙏 educate yourself

By the time this game has actually released, you will be atleast 18.

least obvious rage bait

you have to do this worldwide

​@@intigena_no, he said this is from ESRB with only serves the US

Not like people have id or anything like that 😂😂

Yeah it's a shame

@@fabi1951I’m not particularly fond of giving out my face to companies either. Especially not ones where I’m getting hookers and killing police XD

Bro like fr what are they gonna do say no thats not your face

Yeah ur right

Ikr 😂

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF

Ok good idea

Me when I shave my facial hair lol

Exactly

They wouldn’t do that anyway because they want to make money on the game and let’s be honest majority of people who play games are younger ages

@@DanJones-lb6kq actually you sir are wrong 18% of gamers are below the age of 18 on our end of things gamers from the age of 18 - 35 29% on the spectrum really I would say it depends on the game itself

Bro by the time the game actually comes out you’ll have aged. Itll confirm you at 17+ lol

This comment is underrated because it literally took 12 years. 12 fucking years.

😂😂😂😂

We are all adults now yessir

Yeah same man im 18 now 😂 but I look like im 12

😂

shut up kid

Yes, but parents want to get some money out of the multimillionaire company. They don't care about their child's mental health.

@@kennethbautista2062get real a video game does not affect your mental health for crying out loud stop believing the bs you hear from the media

You hit the nail in the head with that comment

That’s what I’m saying!! 🤣🤣🌽🍑🐣🎉🎉😱👌👌👌😎

Its not kids need to stay in a kid world and let us adults play in peace

​​@@Alexf73there are plenty kid-games, just give them a console like a ps5 or a switch..alot easier for younger kids aswell. Our 7y old is having a blast in many ps5 games. We let him play Tekken for once and he was hyped like crazy...not a good idea 😅

It's the parents fault they let their kids play these rated m games and then complain when their kids are using vulgar language

@@Javier_escmy parents let me and they don’t complain

I’ve played assassins creed, resident evil 4, and call of duty since the 6th grade I don’t see a problem

The solution would cause problems much worse than the problem lol

Literally

Is it that parents aren’t even parents anymore, or is it just another way for tech industry to capture are identities? Both are far worse.

@@cursedwarrior3probably the latter

so much bad parents on earth how can you trust them with education of their kids???@@cursedwarrior3

women:

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Many use their console for pron hub anyway. Just one more step.

@@hisamiyomotsu1337period blood

​@@ryangonzalez1899bro...

You have to send a blood sample to rockstar so they can cross examine it on their player database lmao

@@Joosher56 Ikr

@@Joosher56💀

The fitness gram pacer test is a…

@@tylerkoppe3519fitness aerobic capacity test that gets more difficult as it continues

Exactly

Real.

First reply😅

Exactly 😂💀

Fr

FRRRR

Easy as that

Fr faxs

Fr

Nah word I got a full beard so I’m good

Meanwhile 24 year old me: Baby face 😊 GTA 6 Face recognition: 16 years old Denied

I was 15 with a full beard mountain man style frfr so yehhhhh this isn't gonna help only gonna hurt the people who are old enough tbh I mean it might keep 7 year olds off GTA but a 15 year old nahhhhhhh

Im 31, still got a fuckin baby face 😠

Im 15 and need to shave my beard twice a week

They gonna need a body part in gta 9

Underrated comment here 👏🏽

Nah just a stool sample

​@@RatBastard45😂

I'll Just use my uncles' DNA inside me 🤓

😂 💀

Urinalysis, Blood test, Liver and Kidney biopsy, and Angiogram in case.

Tht doesn't make sense 😂but it's funny

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

xD

Fr

E

Ong like they really thought they made the most innovating thing of the century 💀

The will probably us a State ID like in Roblox

Selfies and their parents gonna be helping

im that B

I mean, if that's what you're saying, then if video game shop workers did their job correctly by actually not selling games inappropriate for kids, it likely wouldn't have come to this now.

@@megapulsar9244 definitely a valid point, and same goes to parents giving their 8 year old an 18+ game

I'm gonna give you a cricket. Here 🦗

​@@CrimZonOnYThere... a cookie 🍪

ikr ive seen him

“Of course I know him he is me”

I’ll be 16 😢

​@@chillnmp4273haha, start wars

Bro Im almost 15 but I basically look like a 19 year old

time is a fever dream xD

how is it gonna know if your 17 or 18 like shit just aint gonna work

​@@hoppel9177youll see

@@hoppel9177he’s waffling it won’t happen bro, game probably won’t even be on disc and PlayStation and Xbox won’t allow it as they love money they don’t care if kids play the games more money for them, also if it did, it would require a verification ID (Passport, Driving license etc.) but it’s most probably 🧢

uncle still waiting for gta6💀

Lol that wouldn’t work you have to rotate your head

@@sheamonty31523d print a head, only the underaged detailed artists are gonna be able to play.

@@how2b407and the kids who's parents don't really gaf

Lol Snapchat filter would probably work easier

Nah they are gonna be adult by the time

i would like to see this video

​​@@GameMastershorts20because u want to play it with your son😅 or you're a kid

that'll quickly become one of the most watched videos on the platform, I'm going to guess there'll be a market for selfies on the internet of various folks used to unlock the game

not true, said Apple iPhone.

@@ANTI_UTTP_737 Sus😯

I used many faces one for to get out of parental controller on fortnite and many more

@@stuckplanet3026tf are you talking about

@@stuckplanet3026are you drunk

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😂😂😂😂

Literally me🤣🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿

Plot twist im 14 with a full grown beard

Faxx

Meeee

No fr🤣🤣 like damn bro what I’m gon do

yes 5 years

Yeah, wtf mann (literally 20😭)

Literally just said this to my brother yesterday

No, you aren't. You're slightly older, less cute, more annoying children.

@@NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy True. Cuz if it wasn’t so, the world wouldn’t be like this💯. This generation is DONE dawgg, the world is going to end in our time🤦🏾‍♂️.

😂

Lmfao

"Dad?" "Yes son?" "My Playstation/Xbox/PC needs an adult to scan his face so I can play this game, it's to verify that there's an adult controlling my playtime and all that stuff" "ok son". I mean dude were the generation that will raise those Gta6 kids and we will let them play that game.

Me:

“What do you need son?” Wanna take a selfy?”

nah, they gonna be testing the time you have spent in the servers(if humans uploaded their minds to servers in the future idk)

funny that you think gta 7 will ever come out lol

Dna test does that? Wow?

@@brenzcarlcasas3728 Yep

​@@IndeedWomen.lp

True... I was 14 when this came out now I got a squad of mini me's

That's not even funny lol like saying kids don't exist kids will always exist plus it's meny people that r 15 or below that Play GTA 5

Nah I started playing it when it came out I am now 15

It’s always a new generation after us

Real

nah u look 22

thats not a baby face

Don’t lie to him you look 19

Grow a beard.

Try being 30 with a babyface😂😂

I can smell a lawsuit coming

Goverment has to build a database of our face some how, facebook didnt catch us all.

@@chaos11624maybe don’t look at your drivers license

​​@@chaos11624wait til you find out about drivers licenses and phone/ security cameras

@@idek_man_1 😆 damn got me there

We won’t be around when gt6 comes out!

And you don’t have kids

@@yes6954 bro shit won’t be realist is what I’m saying!i bet you 100$ bucks shit won’t ever come out

LMAOO

Nah fam you good

That kid face looks 68 years old in a child's body

​@@DaddyFutbolyour not wrong

@@DaddyFutbolHasbulla has a baby face wdym 😂

Thats foul and i love it 🤣

😭😭😭 damn

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

Retina scans and smear test

"Why the piss? Oh we just needed the fingerprints but we were getting a bit thirsty."

GTA 8: send your fingerprints, a jar of piss, some hair follicles, saliva in a cup, and you must do a cavity search

Wth

They’ll figure out a way a way to bypass it, it just won’t be easy, so I estimate there will just be a lot less young kids playing the game than gta 5.

ok a video then@@Tisrok

there's A.I app today that can move photo and make facial expressions.

​@@Nevy21videos will also put off a glaur. What are you 10 yrs old

Hey dad smile im filming you with my phone... simple as that @@Tisrok

the 20 year olds with 12yo look: :skull:

Me whos 19 but looks 13

Me😭

LMFAO

Me

Mike Tyson

It's weird how it works it needs to be more like a video

@@BARDOWNSKISa video of a man standing still

😂

@@ZekeClark-gr2in it can tell if your alive or not it’s like the iPhone Face ID

Fr dude. But then I guess most phones have Face ID. But how would it know how old you actually are? Like maybe I’m 20 and I have a really unique face and it thinks I’m like 15

ai generated faces

​@@carvidz7504I mean...maybe AI is smart enough Idk Let's see

IDGAF, I'd submit a DNA sample and take a polygraph to play GTA 6.

@@ordinaryperson-my7qr Dude I could probably just put mu nuts on the camera and it'd tell me I'm old enough

Thats me bro

​@@grayfilms8751😢

That is me , but I'd just take a photo of my relative and bypass it.

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Unibrow too!!!