Kim Kardashian West Monologue - SNL 

She felt comfortable with it because Kanye flew to LA and came back with the whole tape!

And all the others Amy told her to take out!

why tf would u listen to that unfunny woman anyway

she kept everything Amy told her to toss lol which makes it even funnier

but she stole amy joke about an intimate night lol

haha ikr

@@evab.9431 same here! She did so well 🥰🥰🥰

Righttt

Right!

I agree!!

they knew she was so nervous and all the KarJenner clan told her to uses them, it's so amazing how they support each others.

I think kim herself came up with em 😭💀

@@BeldamDoll she said on her show she met with Amy Schumer & Dave chapelle hooked her up with a writer. They wrote the premise of the skit

@@lizzy__brock She also said she didn’t take any of Amy’s advice 😂

@@grimxxxxx correct - the writer (i don’t recall her name) was the skit presented to Amy that she used & disregarded Amy’s advice

Yea make fun of a man’s mental health

Yeah and so did the audience

Especially them writing that Kanye was the richest black man in America. What an insult to the actual one’s

shes also a billionaire...what are you???

Right like wtf....... first black person. Why is it just about black people . The kardashions or however u spell it ,.. target us so much

Except that jokes were literally 27 years old

Same! She did great

@@craigchapman9564 That's true, but it's not like she wrote them. And for everyone making the same jokes again and again, over the years, I think she was a good sport about it.

She seemed nervous, though I don't blame her.

Your delusional it was nothing but problematic

Can you explain that one to me? Sorry I’m probably an idiot and missing something obvious

@@chasefisher2801 well her step dad Bruce Jenner (Kylie's and Kendall's dad) turned into a woman which her name now is Caitlyn xD

@@chasefisher2801 dad changed genders after murdering someone with their vehicle.

Remember the Bruce to the Caitlyn

This one got me - the audience too

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No she seems so nervous

@@GraceLove33 she doesn’t. I’ve seen worse. You’re delusional

@@parissssky3291 you can tell when someone is nervous, how does that make me delusional? It’s literally not that serious …

i don't watch the Kardashians reality drama but i can tell she's quite nervous eyes fixed reading the prompter

Kim was made legendary after her tape with ray J 😂

@@NetAdmin586 which she put out herself to put herself on the map. a bold strategic move which worked

I honestly believe she already is. Love her or hate her.

She's lightened up alot

she sure has been morphing and changing

LMAO ME TOO

🤣🤣

Caitlyn*

i dont get it, english is not my 1st language, explain please?🥺

@@inej111 'Karen is a term for most usually, white middle-aged women who don't mind their own business. The Kardashian sisters all have 'K' names except Karen which is to say mom (kris) Jenner was made to look like she predicted the Karen trend we're going thru. That being said, she could see the Karen trend coming but not that her ex-husband would become a transgendered woman named Caitlyn.

she’s been in the spotlight forever, i’m sure there’s nothing she’s never heard lol.

Yea but the "pretty face, great hair, amazing boobs and a perfect butt" part... I mean not only is none of that true, it takes an epic level of vanity to state that publicly and mean it. That was just gross and cringey.

@@dHolbach77 I'd argue about the hair, but the rest... come on, man, they may be fake and not everyone's preference, but they are perfect in what they are supposed to be - a woman exaggerated.

I can see why Kanye warmed up to her

@@Qq-xs1fz This is true. It’s a perfect example of crazy detached mental illness brought on by money and constant attention from young girls with their own mental illnesses, lol. All good though. Gen Z, you just keep on being you 😆😆🙏

No she didn’t, she just helped when to say them and actually told Kim to loosen up and go with what feels right

@@rissk7503 not exactly but kind of

@@rissk7503 Amy told Kim to scratch a ton of her jokes. She did tell her to loosen up but Amy 100% was like "nah don't say that" and Kim was like "for sure thanks for the advice" then went and said it all anyway. Amy came back after the show and was like "I'm so glad u went with your gut bc I was wrong and you killed it"

@@savannahrutledge4150maybe it’s better to just do the opposite of what Amy Schumer says when it comes to comedy

Yes

Meeee

Amy Schumer ruined it.

🙋🏾‍♀️

Me too!!

& so does Kris

Her delivery doesn't...

Even not getting all the references, but it still works.

You don't know how they work behind the scenes. It's a group of writers who work with the actors and guest hosts, nlbut the monologe

I believe she had a lot of input.

Yeah I mean I'm sure she didn't write them but she's a good sport

WOW! I'm honestly impressed

She also slipped other things from the bl back in the monologue.

@@SBRS47 👍🏻yes and true

Correct. But she doesn't write.

She literally took her advice on multiple things

@@BiancaMcCloudnot what literally means

High praise! I'll have to watch the entire episode

Wow you can parrot back a line...can you also do ...oh forget it

She's so full of herself. That's probably one of her contributions to the writers that put together the monologue.

@@AnthonyGrantPressRelease You take the fun out of funny.

@@cherishchang8400 Go climb a tree 😚

Best joke in the entire monologue

Why is this person paid at all? What are they producing of value for society? OF VALUE ... FOR SOCIETY (ie not just to enrich themselves)? Why does pop culture make people shallow trash? Why does any person give a s--t what this human says? It's about as bad as Bush Jr being all cool and forgiven because he was photographed given Michele Obama a piece of candy. Not sure who's more detached from reality: the wealthy themselves, or the automatons who consume their nonsense thereby enriching them more

@@egregiousqueef7781 the automatons like you that are here consuming their products!! 100% sure

@@egregiousqueef7781 So you’re angry & why are you angry?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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She gets every single ounce of respect

@@justingillespielmsw From the gangsta rap/looting/victim/gang scum culture maybe.

🤣😂🤣😂

@@tompaulcampbell nah bro she gets the respect for being a loyal lady OG who makes millions off of our brainwashed overly obsessive, materialistic & envious society. So yeah she made it y’all she broke the internet. Maintenance is gunna have to come back and fix it. Aw shit she broke it again. Cyber Security Guard: “Maintenance! We need you!! Kim broke the Internet… AGAIN” Maintenance “ahh shit… Again? But I just fixed that shit five minutes ago?!?! How tf did the break that shit already.” Cyber Security Guard: “I don’t know man she’s prolly gunna break the internet again after that so if I was you I’d just set up camp right next to the Interwebs and just fix it now then you can take ur 15 min break and by that time it might be broken again. Then fix it again. Wait a lil. Fix it back and wash, rinse and repeat so on and so forth” Maintenance: “COPY.”

She didn't write these jokes tho lol

💀💀💀💀

What about Scott?? Damn, that wentover people heads too😂😂

@@Jon1LAW right

The best.... you nailed it kim

So true

Yes let us all gather around because she can make fun of herself! Amazing goddess! gtfo! #richworshipper

@@lalareal180 lol shut up By the way, for anyone wondering, Dave Chappelle wrote the jokes in her monologue.

Kim kardashian WILL HAVE ANOTHER KID😱😱😱😨😨😱 👇👇👇👇👇👇 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5MGHowH4Yuk.html

That doesn’t necessarily prove someone else did not write her jokes… 🤨

she was great, loved it....the ratings for the show sky rocketed...

Kanye Kaitlyn And who?

@@Grt1n she would have been the third is what she means

Right Rob Sr would not have been happy with that

@@joeyalbert_ Right, at least she’s realistic 😂🤣

Just ask the Bushes how that is they got 4 😂😂😂

If a man made that joke about a woman would it still be funny?

@@gamerjamson yes, im happy to say i dont care what race/gender somebody is, if a joke is funny ill laugh

I howled

She was F-in hilarious. I come back to this SNL opening all the time.

Nothing but an Illuminati puppet.... Sell out... Fake.... Plastic..... Puppet.... Phony....

That is so true, a chill night at home.

@@Independentmusician bruh lmao

@@TheDrunkLibertarian I don't understand how the truth is so funny... 🤔

Puppet barcissist

EXACTLY! I LOVED IT!

For the right price almost anyone would . . .

Well they paid her millions to do it, anybody would.

Well she got paid so yeah..

@JJ That doesn't mean you stop getting paid and do business for free. The point is to stay relevant.

Seriously? No it's not funny. Give me a break.

@@lincolnlane6763 the oj slash joke was really funny when it first came out ngl

It was so true they all have her body now lol. No lie I want her body too.

@@janetmaseil9609 😑 Just be your damn self, to many woman running around here looking like fake build a bear bitches.

her mom knows who is the bread winner lmao

@KillBabe Kim was naturally curvy & beautiful from the very beginning, thats the reference she was meaning. After they got surgery to look like her, miss Kim didn't wanna be ordinary amongst her sisters & decided to go further with the knife😂😂 , now she looks soo different & vet puffy on the face , she was way better before

@@janetmaseil9609 she looks ridiculous and so do most broads who copy her

Almost nobody writes their own SNL monologue jokes lmao

Hosts don't write the opening monologues

No shit she didn’t write it! SNL writes every skit and monologue for all guest host. Duh

professional comedians go up there and didnt write all of their jokes so why would she

newsflash: no host (maybe beside comedians) write their opening monologue

Who’s the other one aside from Caitlyn? That’s the only joke I didn’t get.

@@est1989x Kanye ran for president I think

@@butterflyloveppg772 Kanye did two years ago

The monologue being good isn't a big deal (it's writers on the show that do that for celebrities like Kim), but her delivery is what makes it not suck. Kim has been pursuing law as a career...she's certainly no dummy.

Seriously good writing there.

The writing was good, but pacing was a little off for me. Seemed a bit rushed and kind of didn’t give each joke time to breathe, which is a little unfortunate because they were some pretty good jokes!

Preach!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

I am really wondering if she hired Dave Chappell or Michael Che to write for her. Cause that was pretty good.

EXACTLYY

Please tell me you're being sarcastic

🤣

Savage? Wrong...it was classless

Kim E’s the best ,she knows how to give em what THEY WANT ,LOL smh MAKE THAT CASH girl an 🙏🏽blessing to ALLLLL

@@craigchapman9564 shut up basic hater. No argument behind your empty words. How edgy…

Especially because it's true

I mean the audience is required to laugh but yeah she did alright

*I LOOK AT PICS OF HER FEET ONCE EVERY WEEK, ATLEAST*

@@theokguy9837 this is the greatest comment I've ever seen 🤣

@@TheDestinyCosplayers hahahaha im glad someone noticed it! 🙌🤣

@@theokguy9837 what? Seriously??

Norm Macdonald is somewhere chuckling

Nothing but an Illuminati puppet.... Sell out... Fake.... Plastic..... Puppet.... Phony....

I never understood why OJ murdering Nicole is such a joke. Why do people laugh at it? Imagine your loved one being brutally stabbed and throughout the years people constantly make fun of you for it and praise the killer and make jokes about him?

@@jasonvargas7564 Do you have proof that he did it??? Was you there???? Didn't think so.... Now move along government bootlicker

She didn't write it tho... Wow. She can read!

She did that!

Well, to be fair, someone else wrote it. She just agreed to what was included and “performed” it.

@@dtschuor459 no shit someone else wrote! That’s a given…..it’s SNL!

Huh 😂

This was like the Nas - Ether of SNL monologues.

Kaitlyn*

@@cooterswift916 its literally spelled caitlyn get ur facts right

@@sbbkuu kalm down, he's not interested in you. I know how it's spelled

That was funny

Not funny in the least. Disgusting

I worry about people like you that think that's funny. He slaughtered those people. Sick

@@loriolson1143 It's a Norm joke come on

@@loriolson1143 it’s a good fuckin joke

@@aClownBaby- Put yourself in Nicole's family's place. Would you think it was funny if a loved one was murdered and someone made a joke about it?

Kanye wrote them lol

Dumbass SNL writes all the jokes for the guest host. Even the comedians!

thank you for being honest she did really well and was quite funny

When ya got Kim K money. She gunna have the best of the best hekp

John Mulaney I'm assuming

Lets be honest, They're just happy to still being talked about.

Imagine …….they are going to be shaking salads in plastic containers so hard with a hard silence …very intense starring. Lol 😂😭

Shyea, it totally be like that, huh my mans… 😆🤡

They can't say anything because she is the very reason why all of them are rich and famous. Funny how one sex tape can create that much wealth.

@@RU-vidDave-tp7ij And a really lame sex tape, at that!

Kim literally killed it though she was perfect 😂

@@Anonymous-tv8nl Kourt would have caused WW3, I am good thanks 💀

I find Khloe hilarious as well!

I don't really like this family, but I did see an interview with Khloe (I think it was on "Ellen") where she did an impression of Kim. It was funny. She has one tone of voice, whether she's joking or being serious. At least she's aware and they all apparently pick on her for it.

It’s the Botox 🤣

That’s the point

So she nailed it then.

She didn't write it. She just read it from cue cards. She won't lose anything from it.

Wow, thanks for clarifying how scripted skit shows work and the fact that she’s not writing monologues in her free time.

Say what you want. She's actually really funny. She wrote it and read it. Boo to you!! 😜

Same Lol

Darkest?

I think it crossed the line from comedy into poor taste.

"that line was so dark".....................uh, no pun intended?

What a disgusting joke. She should have some respect, she knew Nicole since her mom was her best friend. They are so stupid, no decency whatsoever. She is such a simpleton she would say anything they give her.

I have no clue what she meant 😩

I agree, that was so cringe af, once she started talking about OJ I was like nope

@@Balletified oh definitely, but the fact she was still okay going through w it

@@Balletified she gives people attention. Get a mind of your own and stop hating on her for being a famous billionaire. She doesn't know you

@@realdavidjones1623 hahahahaha 😂😂😂😆😆

@@scouts.748...

Omg she dragged her whole family lmao

Me too

I was shocked 😲

HAHA SAME

Lmao same!!

did she just accused Corey as a gold digger???

OH SO U KNOW KIM IS NOT A SHE BUT A HE??? THEY ALL WERE.

@@edp5409 WHAT. what the hell are you talking about ?!!?

💔

Character development. Love to see it

Her true worth to the world is how she moves through fear and smashes goals. So inspiring

Epic comment

Bro this is a DEEPCUT! Funny AF!!

That sounds very Norm lol

Haa♡

Good lord Norm, you’re looking awfully attractive and not dead today!

It was bad

“Lowkey” just means you have to look really hard for it and then justify it.

oh wow she can read lol. stop over praising mediocrity 🙄 she is rich trash.

@@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 CRY MORE..

@@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 several people host snl and do ok , even if it was written this was one of the best monologues in while for snk

Most likely the moms boyfriend is sexually confused like Bruce was

Kris deserves better.

True

Yea I remember when Kim heard eminem dissing her in his older songs and an interviewer was trying to make it seem like she was upset with eminem but she was so excited and happy

They are absolutely not self aware. They think they are all “self made” even though they all inherited millions and were born into fame and wealth! They also deny plastic surgery and fillers, when it’s so completely evident that they have all had surgeries!!

@@noamweizmann the Kardashians actually joke about their surgeries sometimes and they are adult humans so it's impossible for them to not be self aware unless they were raised under a rock with no exposure to society.

@@noamweizmann tell me you’ve never watched their show without telling me you’ve never watched their show

That’s literally every guest host every actor every singer! They all bring the writers words to life.

@@Spongebob12xc and many of them pass on a lot of the jokes written for them because they don't like the way they portray them. Gotta hand it to Kim for being a real one.

Well, she IS good at nailing (Just a dumb joke no hate to Kim K)

Shout out to the writers

Lmao. Yes she will be casted for the next Grammy. Smh

People behind the scene say she is nice and very down to earth. Kris would actually have conversation with the maids about their lives.

Ugh

I've only seen a handful of episodes of KUWTK. I remember laughing when I first heard her say she wanted to become a lawyer. I was thinking sure this spoiled rich girl is seriously going to become a layer, yeah right. But I'll be damned she actually followed through. My thoughts about her changed after that & to see her kill it here while having a good sense of humor made my respect for her grow even higher.

@vbddfy euuyt And just how many times you and the other K.Kardashian rump kissers have seen her video

why didn’t you like her on kuwtk she showed her sweet personality and how down to earth she is i loved her on it she’s been my fav

@@DevJB jokes?

@@shmepe7847 yeah, Kanye! 💀

Prob Michael che and colin jost

There's plenty of material to work with though so it's not that much of a stretch

Thats why shes there

They had to justify her appearance there.

@@toneriggz why would they have to justify her being there

Actually Dave Chappelle wrote her monologue

You think this was improvised?

I know! They got roasted & toasted. To a crisp.

LMAO not sure about that

Indeed😭😭😭😭😭

I was just watching that episode and had to come rewatch it to see how wrong Amy was

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Not that funny chill out

trash

Her timing was way off

Yes yes. She did great

@@AmaAndZing you perfect huh. Lololol

@BrightForest You?

She works hard? Doing what?

Running her many businesses like the big billionaire she is. What a boss 🤑🤑

@@nathandoyle5798 She doesn't RUN anything. Other businesses set up product lines and ask to license her name. She goes to meetings and picks things, and then other people go out and do the ACTUAL work. Wasnt she studying for the CA at one point, lol. So Americans are struggling so hard and killing themselves to make money and better themselves, yet you're living in fantasy land worshipping a bunch of bratty strangers. Come on dude.

@@tbex613 she doesn’t license anymore. Skims is her business. Do your research.

I’m not reading all that 😴😴🥱🥱 stay mad tho