Thank you English isn't my mother language so it's hard to me to say honestly like o-nes-tly, I usually say "Ho"(like rro)-nes-tly With this joke I never forget to say "O" instead of "Ho"
Women have been making bad choices since the beginning of time Are you gonna be another one of mine? Oh whoah I used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place? You're kind of cute when you're not so shy Oh whoah But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys You used to be so "Ehhhh" A limp lackluster bore But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Is there really more to you Than what I always thought? How can you surprise me anymore? Oh. Oh. Oh. He's got a girlfriend, you flake. Why are they only nice when they're unavailable? Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. We all know how that ends. I'm better off without him We're better off as friends. But I've been here before Have I come ask for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys. Yesterday no spark No heart aching allure But today I'm feeling Something I just can't ignore. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Oh. Oh. Oh The history of wrong guys: Chapter one - he's a bum Two - he's not into you Three - he's a sleaze Four - loves the girl next door Five - loves the boy next door Six - don't love you no more - makes you insecure - makes you so unsure - is so immature - loves his mother more - or... ... has a girlfriend named Nicola. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought But I won't be burned anymore Oh, oh, oh Where you off to? I've been exec-utized.
Oh no Don't you dare Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! Ugh... I think I have a crush I can't! I think I'm falling for him Why not? Women have been making bad choices since the beginning of time Are you gonna be another one of mine? Oh whoah I used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place? You're kind of cute when you're not so shy Oh whoah But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys You used to be so "Ehhhh" A limp lackluster bore But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Is there really more to you Than what I always thought? How can you surprise me anymore? Oh. Oh. Oh. He's got a girlfriend, you flake. Why are they only nice when they're unavailable? Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. We all know how that ends. I'm better off without him We're better off as friends. But I've been here before Have I come ask for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys. Yesterday no spark No heart aching allure But today I'm feeling Something I just can't ignore. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Oh. Oh. Oh The history of wrong guys: Chapter one - he's a bum Two - he's not into you Three - he's a sleaze Four - loves the girl next door Five - loves the boy next door Six - don't love you no more - makes you insecure - makes you so unsure - is so immature - loves his mother more - or... ... has a girlfriend named Nicola. Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought But I won't be burned anymore Oh, oh, oh Where you off to? I've been exec-utized.
Ai, não! Não ouse! Ei, eu to te avisando! Ah, eu acho que eu tenho um crush Ai, não! Eu acho que tô me apaixonando. Ai, não. Por que não? Eu adoro repetir erros Já se torna um clichê E o meu mais novo erro é você Você nunca foi meu tipo, eu sei Eu nem percebi que gostei A timidez que ninguém mais vê Sempre me dou mal A história é igual Mais um pra lista dos garotos que não prestam Um cara meio uó Sem nada especial Que de repente me deixou meio sentimental Charlie, olha aqui Sempre choro no final Será mesmo que você É mais que só legal? No fim tudo acaba mal Ele namora, sua besta! Porque os legais são sempre os comprometidos? Não quero um romance impossível Eu já sei no que dá Melhor ficar sem ninguém Melhor deixar pra lá Mas sempre me dou mal A história é igual Mais um pra lista dos garotos que não prestam Um cara qualquer, que era tão normal E num instante me deixou até sentimental Charlie, olha aqui Sempre choro no final Garotos que não prestam Fase um: é bebum Dois: deixa pra depois Três: dura um mês Quatro: vai te chifrar Cinco: só vai negar Seis: não vai mais te amar Quer te vigiar Ver seu celular Grita sem parar Diz que vai mudar Ou Já namora a Nicola Charlie, olha aqui Sempre choro no final Eu percebo que você É mais que só legal Mas já cansei de me dar mal Eu fui executivada.
