i'd kiss bennett. he's that person who flushes to a vibrant shade of red and stumbles with his words, mustering up his courage to ask why did you just do. idk he gives off the common bottom vibes
For the Barbara, Bennett, and Noelle, I chose kiss Bennett, marry Noelle, and kill Barbara. Hear me out. If Barbara is c6, she can revive herself, right?
For the Jean, Albedo, and Kokomi one. I obviously married my wife, killed Albedo, and kissed Kokomi. Sorry Jean but they wouldn't let me marry you if I kissed you
kiss - marry - kill Venti - Raiden Shogun - Zhongli Oh wow they put it in order too :D (Sorry Zhongli ik i just pulled you but I'm a simp for the electro booba lady and venti 💀)
YASSS THE FIRST ONE IS ALREADY GREAT Kiss Ei, Marry Venti, Kill Zhongli!! Slightly tricky but Kiss Gorou, Marry Thoma, Kill Kazuha (You're with your friend now!) Another slightly tricky one Kiss Childe, Marry Diluc, Kill Zhongli An actually tricky one Kiss Ningguang, Marry Eula, Kill Lisa (SORRY) Whoever I kill, the other two will get mad but... Kiss Xingqiu, Marry Shenhe, Kill Chongyun (I'M SORRY) Slightly easier one Kiss Kazuha, Marry Thoma, Kill Yae (YOU ARE A MENACE BUT I'M SORRY) Oh no, the adepti Kiss Xiao, Marry Yanfei, Kill Ganyu (I'M SORRY SWEETIE BUT YOU HAVE BEEN BESTED) FINALLY AN EASY ONE Kiss Childe, Marry Thoma, Kill Kaeya! Oh... Kiss Mona, Marry Ei, Kill Scaramouche (THERE!) OH GOD NO NOT THE CINAMON ROLLS Kiss Barbara, Marry Noelle, Kill Bennett (I AM SO SO SORRY BENNY) Oh no... Kiss Razor, Marry Chongyun, Kill Itto (SORRY) FU- Kiss Bennett, Marry Fischl, Kill Razor (I'M SORRY) Cryo waifu's oh no Kiss Ayaka, Marry Shenhe, Kill Ganyu (AGAIN, I'M SORRY) Ok back to slightly hard ones Kiss Itto, Marry Gorou, Kill Zhongli Woowee Kiss Itto, Marry Kazuha, Kill Childe! Oh. Oh no... Kiss Rosaria, Marry Sara, Kill Beidou (SORRY) Ok... Kiss Jean, Marry Kokomi, Kill Albedo Ok. Kiss Childe, Marry Hu Tao, Kill Zhongli AHHHHHHH Kiss Yunjin, Marry Ayaka, Kill Yoimiya (I'M SORRY DEAR) FU- Kiss Keqing, Marry Hu Tao, Kill Yanfei (SORRY) Ok. Kiss Yae, Marry Ei, Kill Lisa GAHHHH Kiss Childe, Marry Barbara, Kill Mona (sorry) Ok Kiss Keqing, Marry Hu Tao, Kill Sucrose (sorry) Uhhhh Kiss Aloy, Marry Albedo, Kill Baizhu OK A GOOD ONE FOR THE LAST Kiss Xinyan, Marry Ayaka, Kill Childe! That was fun!
Round 1: Kiss Zhongli, Marry Ei, Kill Venti I’d marry Ei since she seems the type to take care of what she loves no matter what, she’s also sweet and kind of a dork and she needs a hug and a guiding hand. I’d kiss Zhongli because he wouldn’t be weird about it? And Venti is kill because he has more issues then I can handle if I married him and would definitely make kissing weird. Round 2: Kiss Gorou, Marry Thoma, Kill Kazuha Thoma seems like a functional human being who knows how to do taxes, which is great because I am an idiot. Gorou is adorable and deserves pats. I have barely interacted with Kazuha in game so I do not know much about him. Round 3: Kiss Diluc, Marry Childe, Kill Zhongli Childe is definitely the type to stick with you through hell or high water, he’s a little nuts (okay, a lot nuts) and admittedly not that great a person, but he’s also a doofus who genuinely cares for his family. And I’d kiss Diluc and Kill Zhongli because I opted to kiss Zhongli earlier and it’s only fair since neither would make it weird. Round 4: Kiss Ningguang, Marry Eula, Kill Lisa Eula is genuinely really sweet and needs some unconditional love and support in her life. Lisa would definitely make kissing weird. Round 5: Kiss Shenhe, Marry Chongyun, Kill Xingqiu Chongyun adorable and such a dork, he deserves headpats and love. Xingqiu cannot be trusted not to make things weird. Round 6: Kiss Kazuha, Marry Thoma, Kill Yae Miko Same reasoning as previous, Thoma seems like a sensible person, except this time I do actively want to throw hands with Yae so she’s very firmly in the kill category. Round 7: Kiss Xiao, Marry Yanfei, Kill Ganyu Of the three Yanfei is the only person with a healthy work life balance. I would actually get to see her. And at least kissing Xiao would be mutually awkward and we could just agree to never speak of it again. Ganyu is where she is by process of elimination:( Round 8: Kiss Childe, Marry Thoma, Kill Kaeya Out of Childe and Kaeya, Childe is likely to make things the least weird Round 9: Kiss Mona, Marry Ei, Kill Scaramouche I do not understand what everyone sees in Scaramouche, he’s kinda cute but like…. we haven’t had any positive interactions with him? Man is so far less likeable then Childe (although more likeable then Signora, so he’s got that going for him) Round 10: Kiss Bennett, Marry Noelle, Kill Barbara Noelle needs somebody to tell her to take a goddamn chill pill, girl you’re gonna work yourself to death like that calm down and let someone else take care of you. Barbara keeps giving me shitty returns on my food (6 extra squirrel fish from a batch of 99, are you fucking kidding?) Round 11: Kiss Chongyun, Marry Razor, Kill Itto Razor just seems like he’d be fun tbh, he wouldn’t judge me for my slightly feral gremlin habits Round 12: Kiss Razor, Marry Fischl, Kill Bennett This round is cruel, all three of the Mondstadt trio? Sooooo hard to pick I love them all so much. But I settled on Marrying Fischl because we would just… vibe. Idk. Kiss Razor and Kill Bennett because Bennett’s already gotten to be in the kiss slot (which fits with his awful luck!) Round 13: Kiss Shenhe, Marry Ayaka, Kill Ganyu Ayaka just seems like a sensible, well rounded person. Like with Xiao, kissing Shenhe is mutually assured awkwardness and poor, poor Ganyu gets relegated to kill again. Round 14: Kiss Gorou, Marry Zhongli, Kill Itto Hard to chose between Zhongli and Gorou, but I went with Zhongli because he is a literal walking encyclopaedia and with him around I’d never get bored because he’d always have something interesting to tell me about. Or and Itto’s here too I guess. Round 15: Kiss Kazuha, Marry Childe, Kill Itto Nothing new to say here, Childe is ride or die for his family and I like that, Itto is tall and that scares me. Round 16: Kiss Rosaria, Marry Beidou, Kill Kujou Sara If I were married to Beidou I’d be part of the crew and therefore would be being told what to do all day and I am okay with that, I want to steal Rosario’s claw thiningies so that puts her above Sara, unfortunately Round 17: Kiss Albedo, Marry Kokomi, Kill Jean Marry Kokomi because she is sweet and smart and loves to read and is adorable and deserves all of the love, kiss Albedo for science and uhh… sucks to be Jean I guess lmao. Round 18: Kiss Zhongli, Marry Childe, Kill Hu Tao Sorry Hu Tao but I love the doofus duo too much. They’re idiots without a single braincell between them. Round 19: Kiss Yoimiya, Marry Ayaka, Kill Yun Jin Once again Ayaka is an actually functional person, Yoimiya could just be a friendly kiss between friends and I must apologise to Yun Jin. Round 20: Kiss Keqing, Marry Yanfei, Kill Hu Tao Yanfei seems to adore her family! I think she’d be very sweet to her partner, and Keqing scares me less the Hu Tao Round 21: Kiss Yae Miko, Marry Ei, Kill Lisa. A difficult one, but not for the usual reason. I want to kiss Lisa and Yae about equally, which is to say I want a restraining order on them, but if Yae died then Ei would be sad and if I was to marry her I couldn’t stand for that so Yae gets to live (even if I do want to punch her more then Lisa) Round 22: Kiss Barbara, Marry Childe, Kill Mona Childe loves his family, Barbara is a ray of sunshine deserving of nothing but love and adoration and Mona got a bad matchup Round 23: Kiss Keqing, Marry Sucrose, Kill Hutao This girl is full of Science! I want to listen while she rambles about alchemy I’m too dumb to understand Round 24: Kiss Aloy, Marry Albedo, Kill Baizhu Albedo has so many Thoughts and I want to hear them all. And sorry Baizhu, I love you and will pull for you but I do not trust you not to be weird. I’d kiss Changsheng tho. Round 25: Kiss Xinyan, Marry Ayaka, Kill Childe Ayaka is not an Actual Murderer, which makes her more appealing then Childe, and Xinyan is sweet and I love her.
1)kiss Venti, marry Zhongli, kill Ei 2)kiss Kazuha, Marry Thoma and kill Gorou 3)(why my 3 biggest husbandos) kiss Zhongli, Marry Diluc, Kill Childe 4)Kiss Eula, marry Ning, kill Lisa 5)Kiss Chongyun, marry Xinqiu, Kill Shenhe 6)Kiss Kazuha, marry Thoma, Kill Yae 7)Kiss Yanfei, Marry Xiao, Kill Ganyu 8)(again with the husbandos) kiss Thoma, Marry Childe, Kill Kaeya 9)kiss Ei, marry her puppet, kill mona(nothing personal, it's what you get for continuously coming home) 10)(why the cinnamon rolls?) Kiss Noelle, Marry Bennett, Kill barbara 11)kiss chongyun, Marry Itto, kill Razor 12)kiss Razor, Marry Bennett, Kill Fischl 13)kiss Shenhe, Marry Ayaka, kill Ganyu 14) kiss Itto, marry Zhongli, kill Gorou 15)Kiss Itto, marry Childe, Kill Kazuha 16)kiss Sara, marry beidou, Kill Rosaria 17) kiss Jean, Marry Albedo, kill Kokomi 18)kiss Zhongli, marry Childe, kill Hu Tao (Zhongli gonna bury his boss lol) 19)Kiss Yunjin, marry Ayaka, Kill Yoimiya 20)Kiss Yanfei, marry Kequing, Kill Hu Tao 21)Kiss Yae, Marry Ei, Kill Lisa 22)kiss Barbara, Marry Childe, Kill Mona (again, no hard feelings) 23)Kiss Kequing, Marry Sucrose, Kill Hu Tao 24)Kiss Albedo, Marry Baizhu, Kill (send back to her home world) Aloy 25)Kiss Ayaka, marry Childe, Kill Xinyan (All these edits are because I'm a slow typer, so I had to pause the video for each one)
For the first one 0:05 : Kiss Venti,Marry Ei,kill Zhongli For the second one 0:24 : Kiss Gorou,Marry Kazuha,Kill Thoma For the third one (I’ll finish later)
So my choices went like: Kiss venti, marry zhongli yeah zhongli don't break contracts wich indicates he's very loyal so yeah zhongli ofc and kill ei i mean she tried to kill us the traveler Second one: no no i don't wanna kill any of them plzzz no! But ok these are the rules so let's marry thoma, kiss kazuha and kill gourou 💔 Third one: ok marry zhongli ^^ Kiss diluc and kill childe bc childe is the one i would feel less guilty of killing.... Ok fourth one: i don't wanna kill any of them againn but ok let's kiss ninguangg marry eula and kill lisa bc as ik lisa has no much life time left Hm fifth : kiss xingquiu marry chongyun and kill shenhe i don't wanna kill her TwT sixth: kiss kazuha, marry thoma and kill yae sorry yae Seventh: MARRY XIAO It's my dream so i won't let the opportunity pass, kill yanfei and kiss ganyu 💚 eighth: marry thoma kill kaeya and kiss childe srry kaeya Ninth: marry mona yeah from these two mona is the safest choice here 💀 and well kiss scaramouche and kill ei Tenth: No!! Just no! o my.... Ok let's go marry noelle this girl is sweet and would help me in anything so ofc noelle and kiss bennett yeah.... srry i can't kill bennett.... and kill barbara srry barbara TwT eleven: Whaa 💔 Ok let's go..... Marry chongyun kiss itto.... and -kill- razor...... twelve: again 💔 Well kiss fischl marry bennett even if it means being unlucky for my whole life and kill razor TwT thirteen: ok i would marry ayaka bc she's really sweet kiss ganyu and kill shenhe sorry shenhe ywy Fourteen: marry gourou, kiss itto and kill zhongli ywy Fifteen: kiss itto, marry kazuha and kill childe.... Sixteen: ok this one is not so hard like the last ones so i would kill sarah kiss rosária yeah i don't think i can marry a nun and marry beidou i would love to travel with her even thought i fear the sea 0_0 Seventeen: kiss albedo marry jean and kill kokomi.... I can't kill jean and i don't wanna kill albedo... Eighteen: marry hu tao yeah i love her personality kill childe and kiss zhongli nineteen: this one i- Ok ok marry ayaka kiss yomimia and kill yunjin :( twenty: Kiss keqing marry hu tao and kill yanfei twenty-one: ok this one is hard i don't see me marrying them and it actually working but ok let's see i would marry yae kiss lisa and kill ei Twenty two: kiss barbara kill childe marry mona Twenty three: kiss keqing marry hu tao and kill sucrose 💔 Twenty four: ok easy one kiss albedo marry baizhu and kill aloy Twenty five: kiss xinyan marry ayaka and kill childe... Most of the choices were really hard cuz i love almost all genshin characters in this vídeo ywy
*Sees Venti, Raiden and Zhongli as the first trio:* Me: Oh okay, Umm Marry Zhongli, Kiss Raiden, Kill Venti (I’m sorry Venti 😭), not so bad, seems easy enough *Sees Kazuha, Gorou and Thoma:* Me: NO! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! THEY’RE ALL TOO PRECIOUS!!!
Kiss - Marry - Kill: 1) Venti - Zhongli - Raiden | Not very big on Ei, so pretty easy 2) Gorou - Kazuha - Thoma | Hardest one, legit love them all so much 3) Childe - Zhongli - Diluc | Sorry Diluc, luv ya 4) Lisa - Ningguang - Eula | Kinda random, quite like them all 5) Chongyun - Xingqiu - Shenhe | Sorry, but my duo gotta stay 6) Thoma - Kazuha - Yae | Yae just gives me 'eh' vibes 7) Ganyu - Xiao - Yanfei | Love Xiao and I find Ganyu alright, Yanfei annoys me tho 8) Childe - Thoma - Kaeya | Also very difficult 9) Mona - Scaramouche - Raiden | I'm the biggest Scara simp, and Mona is really pretty so easy one 10) Bennett - Noelle - Barbara | Kinda difficult, love them all 11) Chongyun - Itto - Razor | Very difficult, but I couldn't bring myself to kill Chongyun or Itto 12) Razor - Bennett - Fischl | Sorry Fischl 13) Ayaka - Ganyu - Shenhe | Not really big on any of these ladies, but I prefer Ganyu and Ayaka 14) Itto - Gorou - Zhongli | Sorry Zhongli, but Itto and Gorou gotta stay 15) Itto - Kazuha - Childe | Kazuha is my beloved main and I love Itto... so oh well 16) Sara - Beidou - Rosaria | Legit hate Rosaria lmao 17) Kokomi - Albedo - Jean | Sorry Jean, but Kokomi and Albedo are just better 18) Childe - Zhongli - Hu Tao | Can't let my bois die sorry Hu Tao 19) Yoimiya - Yunjin - Ayaka | Yunjin is legit my fav female character and Yoimiya is so cute 20) Keqing - Hu Tao - Yanfei | Yanfei gotta go.. 21) Raiden - Lisa - Yae | Once again not a fan of Yae 22) Barbara - Childe - Mona | Sorry but I can't kill Barbara again 23) Hu Tao - Sucrose - Keqing | Love Sucrose and Hu Tao is funny 24) Albedo - Baizhu - Aloy | Baizhu is my boy and Albedo is pretty 25) Xinyan - Childe - Ayaka | Xinyan is a badass
Killing Childe every time he pops up would be the most ideal option because it would stop a lot of people from getting hurt and evil plans such as destroying Liyue from being planned but if you're a hardcore simp who wants to be selfish and kill an innocent human being then you can think about how much he loves his family and Teucer and will adore you even more if you marry him
1- Marry Venti, Kiss Raiden. 2- Marry Kazuha, Kiss Gorou. 3- Marry Diluc, Kiss Zhongli. 4- Marry Ningguang, Kiss Lisa. 5- Marry Xingqiu, Kiss Chongyun 6- Marry Yae Miko, Kiss Kazuha 7-Marry Xiao, Kiss Ganyu 8-Marry Kaeya, Kiss Childe 9- Marry Raiden, Kiss Wanderer 10- Marry Benny, Kiss Barbara 11- Marry Razor, Kiss Itto 12- Marry Razor and Kiss Benny 13- Marry Ayaka and Kiss Shenhe 14- Marry Itto, Kiss Zhongli 15- Marry Kazuha, Kiss Itto 16- Marry Beidou, Kiss Sara 17- Marry Albedo and Kiss Jean 18- Marry Hu Tao, Kiss Zhongli 19- Marry Ayaka and Kiss Yoimiya 20- Marry Hu Tao, Kiss Keqing 21- Marry Yae Miko, Kiss Raiden 22- Marry Childe and Kiss Barbara 23- Marry Hu Tao, Kiss Keqing 24- Marry Baizhu, Kiss Albedo 25- Marry Ayaka and Kiss Childe
these kinds of tests are IMPOSSIBLE for me and the people pleasers, because every question, me and whoever also goes through this will be like “if i kill xingqiu, chongyun would be miserable. but if i married either one and they all lived, they’d also be miserable” “if i marry you, this one will be upset and then they will both mourn the death of” every single question i didn’t answer to who i actually simped for the most just so everyone could be happy LMAO 😭
Kiss - Marry - Kill: 1) Zhongli - Venti - Raiden (I don't have anything against Raiden or much for Zhongli, but :D); 2) Kazuha - Thoma - Gorou (sorry, Gorou, your companions are way more appealing); 3) Zhongli - Diluc - Childe (I really hope that amicable divorce is a possible thing down the road); 4) Ningguang - Lisa - Eula (tough choice); 5) Chongyun - Xingqiu - Shenhe (sorry, auntie!); 6) Kazuha - Thoma - Yae (Thoma is just a perfect husband, so :D); 7) Yanfei - Xiao - Ganyu (not much of the opinion on girls...); 8) Kaeya - Thoma - Childe (easiest one so far!); 9) Scaramouche - Raiden - Mona (not enough opinion on anyone, so almost random one); 10) Bennett - Barbara - Noelle (tough one, they all are firmly in the friendship category for me); 11) Razor - Chongyun - Itto (I don't like Itto much, so); 12) Razor - Bennett - Fischl (sorry, prinzessin...); 13) Ayaka - Shenhe - Ganyu (I don't hold a very good opinion on our resident qilin); 14) Zhongli - Gorou - Itto (finally, some justice for Gorou xD); 15) Itto - Kazuha - Childe (yep, no hesitance here); 16) Sara - Beidou - Rosaria (don't have anything against Rosaria or much for Sara, but...); 17) Jean - Albedo - Kokomi (sorry, Your Exellency xD); 18) Hu Tao - Zhongli - Childe (I genuinely don't know who Childe has to be grouped with for me to not kill him...Dottore, probably); 19) Ayaka - Yunjin - Yoimiya (nothing against our summer queen, but I can't stand her personality that well, so to the quiet girls it goes...); 20) Hu Tao - Yanfei - Keqing (neither is a high choice for me, but eh); 21) Raiden - Lisa - Yae (don't much against Yae, just Ei is slightly higher); 22) Mona - Barbara - Childe (...you can live this time, oh the almighty magician); 23) Hu Tao - Sucrose - Keqing (no questions here); 24) Baizhu - Albedo - Aloy (I don't think much about either Baizhu or Aloy, but he is at least Teyvatian); 25) Xinyan - Ayaka - Childe (yep, you're not going out of here alive, Harbinger). I believe, my bias is very visible xD. Although without a clear preference, in most cases, it's actually a toss-up or smallest of margins... Well, that's a long list!
ykw i'm gonna do this too and HERE kiss -marry -kill raiden, venti, zhinglo gorou, kazuha, thomama (kiss) diluc, (kill) tartogliest, (kill) zhongli (I'M NOT CHEATING I JUST RLY HATE THEM BOTH :COPIUM:) ningguang eula lisa thoma kazuha yae chongyun xingqiu shenhe xiao yanfei ganyu ayaka ganyu shenhe shit i'll continue l-at-er
the first one is the easiest for me, no one compares to xiao, but ganyu is my wife, yanfei's cool ig, bust shenhe and ganyu and ayaka??? i have to kill ayaka but idk who between ganyu and shenhe, they are both the loves of my life
