Knights of Valour: Full Contact Jousting 

No, too dangerous.

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@@sisterapollyon5121 good boy 😁😁 lmao

but the other boys play it all day!

the olympics like sports that are more manly like synchronized swimming and speed walking

Aaand For Glooooryyyyy

CRY HARRY, ENGLAND, AND SAINT GEOOOOOORGEEE!!!!

Deus Vult!

@@wolvernight206x8 If you dont praise Saint George the Dragon slayer then you're no man

@@noahhawkins1534 amen, you already know it bro

now that I think about it, it does look like they exploded away at the end

This is a REAL man's sport.

Immagine those people that watches people running dramatically towards a ball just to make ridicolous points, like american football and basketball...

Wrong direction! They should be riding on the left if they hold their lances with right hands!

@@Comte_de_Lorenzo No. That's not how jousting works..

Honestly, we'd have just crashed 'em

Some people can barely drive on the ground.

@@CFMLEAP hahahahahahahahahahaha, i have seen a lot of examples

JOUSTING WITH FLYING CARS1!1!1!

@@cr0sad3r70 *Y E S*

A ball being kicked around doesn't take much, you just need a ball, a flat field and a handful of stones to mark the gates. That way many people can play it, and therefore relate to. Soccer is a people's game unlike Jousting.

Just as it always was. In 13-17 century England an emptied pig bladder was used to make a ball that boys and sometimes men had fun kicking around in a sport similar to soccer.

So true

Isn't that what I said?

@Caramel Johnson are u dumb? What he is saying is that any one can play soccer u just need a ball and a field and people like to watch sports that they practice like mma and basketball. This jousting shit would cost a lot of money to get in to it.

Lets joust !!! So few people know the word and doesnt even have any translation / omologue in other languages....Tradutore traditore!!! In real life in middle ages they hit those exact points so not to severely injure your opponent. That showed at the time what chivalrious gentleman they are!

It started out as just another training tool to keep Knights prepared for the next war. Later it evolved into tournaments.

jousting appeared in medieval france. At that time , knights would show their value on the battlfield , but in time of peace when ther was no battle jousting was used to show your value as a knight. And jousting wasn't only two men fighting each other, it was a serie of diffrent games but a sa comment says it evovled in a sport

@@danemon8423holy fuuuuuuck. Its a joke

Well you do realize the whole code of chivalry was designed to keep a class of people who were literally professional killers trained from birth in line. This is just one of the leisure activities they would do to spend the time when not at war, another favorite is hunting... surprise surprise, both involve violence.

Then I can watch it with my new friends God I miss my drinking buddies

Visit a european medieval fair, you will see a lot of the things you mentioned.

XD

LoL

Too accurate. xD

Me and the boys playin skyrim on our way from helgen to loot some black-briar mercenaries with steel plate armor:

live near an Amish community and you have plenty of work, same if you are near a horse farm, custom shoes are always saught after, along with repaired/repairing shoes.

Tbf I always thought Will Smith was great in Independence Day

Matthew Conradi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@acolyteoffire4077 Those are ferriers, not the same thing as blacksmiths

@@The_Essential_Review A good blacksmith can and will work with any metal, in any shape you pay for. Blacksmiths don't just make swords and nails.

Wtf...

@@thedoctorofcringe05 this was in fact cringe

@@johnguevara3442 ayyyyyy

lolllllllLll

@@johnguevara3442 that was the point

Yea, it'll turned into a bikini chainmails with small steel plate to cover the nipple

@@fridaynuggies4191 ye and based on the devs decision of realism, the pole would either only gravitate towards, and hit you in the nips and bits or impale you through the gut. Neither sound great to go through

yyangcn Take that King Harlaus! This is my tournament!

Christ I recently started playing warband and this hit me hard

This is what usually happens before I get overrun by a bunch of Khergit Lancers.

Archemedies welcome you lucky sob. I say lucky because you'll only have to play warband for a relatively short amount of time before bannerlord.

*REALISTIC: NO QUITING WITHOUT SAVING* fuck

nowadays peoples are too weak for this

Cédric Derwael no they’re not. It’s called training my friend. But if it ever does go mainstream they will have to update the armor. The liability issues due to the high probability of injury are enormous.

@@panzerlieb nah man, the armor functions exactly as it should, also its like half the draw of the sport

Yeah is not like it would be 20 times more expensive.

I will say there is a worry at least among armored combat that guys who do that on the weekends or fight in the sport casually might get ousted out of the sport entirely by “professional fighters”. I’m not sure about this sport if it’s the same but from what I’ve heard a lot do this just for fun 🤷‍♂️

As european we have shared history / trade networks from begining of time with you❤️🔥👍

@@janihellsten7793 shut up

@@janihellsten7793 no love and no love lost

As far as the Qing dynasty goes, whatever armor they had were rapidly being outclassed by the development of firearms. Plate armor was largely being phased out since they more or less were ineffective and a burden. At the time, the breastplate was the primary armor piece that was of any value and given a few more decades, armor was more or less abandoned. The plate armor was developed early on and it was an effective means of keeping knights protected for most of the medieval period, but it was an affectation that was only afforded to those with means. If you were a serf... you take what you could get. It did afford a host of advantages to the knight as it made them effectively iron man in fights against the average soldier, but they were not universal.

You could have made it much further much quicker than us if you just ditched your race/countries collectivism and emperialist mentality. China's and most of asias history is just a long line of emperor's oppressing the people. I mean ffs you guys got rid of one supreme leader "the emperor" and then replaced him with Mao it's pretty funny.

There is, which is why HEMA is way better than something like fencing. In my opinion, anyway.

Whoami691 yes, 6 in nnkwebloen Europe meow ! also inhiibb

Okyed

What about the Olympics?

Whoami691 YEE

CroCoin wrong era 😂

@@sadcowboysfan.. yeah that would be after killing or dismembering somebody in arena XD

That’s Gladiator get it right. Lol

fuck yeah I am

bad show :D

The chap with the blue lance on the back horse staring down the camera? Yeah, its cool! 😁

what?

DEAD

Sir daddy😂

Striketh me with more force, ser father

Untitled-1 - What’s up with these virgins turning everything so degenerate

Jackstalkerfear That’s weird I ask my old man back then what does it take to be a real man. He responded “Those who buys a milk and comes back”

@@haijin7484 you remember wrong, that's a real dad

@@SpecterNeverSpectator A real man must be able to be a real dad, don't you think? Not that a real man needs to be a father, but if he ever has a kid, he wouldn't leave them.

@@samuelaraujomedeiros6682 no but kids could leave him. Especially if they are brainwashed by their mother or someone else.

I feel you brother

Well, my case would be the winged hussars

German Gothic armor looks much better

Also you can buy (not very expensive) larp armor elements in Epic Armoury for example, i have almost full armor, its mix of steel plates, chainmail and leather, iits more like fantasy armor than typical historical because they look better in my opinion

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@@edgyjeans88 u hab the big gay

Me too

My woman makes me wear my plate mail whilst I bed her down

Girls in full plate armor are my fetish.

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She was about to unhorse him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aha

You make it look easy ;)

No, he's a man who takes care of his armour. Only a fool would keep wearing damaged armour when they could afford to repair or replace it. That, or a really poor knight, I guess.

@@mrmagicfingers Not normally, but even nobility can fall on hard times. I'm certain there were cases of nobles being impoverished.

@@mrmagicfingers Poor knight is a very common thing. In feudal system firstborn child would inherit everything his father have, but what if noble has 10 sons? Even second in line would inherit next to no wealth and last ones were poor as dirt. They still has all the rights coming with nobility status but had to earn their wealth somehow. Most would end up scholars or serving in king's army or simply wandering the land in search of opportunity. In holy roman empire there were so many impoverished nobles some would resort to robbing travelers on the high roads as i.e. rogue knights.

@@steirqwe7956 just goes to show how much dumber people were back then compared to today. Why would the firstborn get everything and the other ones nothing? It should be split equally.

@@TheDennys21 We are talking about inhereting titles and immovable property not just money. Nobleman would have long list of titles such as Duke of This and Duke of that, count of Here and There, baron of a Castlename and the moor. If said titles were split between the heirs it would break one strong realm into couple of weaker separated entities which would make things complicated for everyone including their suzerain. Not to mention all heirs would have de-jure rights on their brothers lands and are able to wage wars on eachother which they would totally do if they are in a positions of +-equeal power and it was kinda of reoccuring theme during early medieval european history before patrilineal primogeniture become videly spread.

Hell, this I could PLAY.

because this is training for war not a sport.

I could play this.

Substandard Gamer Kiba Jousting is more of a sport, nobody uses it as a test for war AT ALL since it generally plays out more of a keep your honor

Jousting and hunting was like modern day military exercise, they keep the shape of medieval nobles. There was no sport back then - they trained for war, this was the role of the nobles. War and politics.

typical for someone fully-armoured getting hit with something barely makes scratches.

i keep telling people armor makes you invincible to bladed weapons including katanas and nobody ever believes me

@@lastor9148 only when it hits the armour.

@@lastor9148 I'm sure even a lower grade metal like brass or bronze would withstand a well forged modern day katana slash. It would bite in, and technically "penetrate" but it wouldn't harm the wearer, and the katana would likely get stuck, so you are now disarmed. The force needed to cut through would likely be enough to shatter the wielders own arm or wrist, also if you could generate that kind of force it would be better to end them rightly with a pummel or just a thrown rock, or even just swing a mace, and a thrust/pierce attack would be better than a slash

@@thinkingmachine354 is there something else to hit?, im pretty sure full body armor is full body armor

onsidering a hit from these poles is consistent with a pretty bad head on collision on the road... yeah the wind does get knocked out of you for sure.

Really they are, the force of the strike and the weight of the armour theres a good pause of just immobiliy trying to recover from the joust

+Chester “Snapdragon” McFistcuffs Probably less so than jousting in its original context. Nowadays, modern medicine prevents a lot of the injuries involved from being fatal, and the lances are probably designed to be more safe in modern jousting.

but at the same time, we've been breeding horse for far longer now than we had back then, so they're also jousting on stronger, faster horses, which is going to make for a much more powerful impact.

Raptormann0205 I disagree, medieval horses were bred to be beasts of war, strong and able to charge effectively, while the oned we use today for jousting usually come from breeds created for other purposes.

The only problem is that we want smaller, faster, lighter horses now. We don't need the draft horse anymore.

horses in those time were breed to be mean as fuck. there are accounts of horses biting and kicking downed opponents in war.

y e s but sir there seems to be a piece of *lance* in your shoulder

*You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting*

Pain lots of pain i will ripp .... yer insides will be outside pain

Ser Loras Tyrel

IceBankk Only way you'll ever see a naked woman

They should put the cast of game of thrones in this so they die

Joe Black They should put Dora in a jousting tournament so she gets unhorsed and eats dirt.

sixmam they should put Elmo in this so I don't have to hear that retarted laugh anymore

You remembered right, with regards to the King killed in the joust. Henry, King of France, was killed when a lance broke across his helmet, casting a splinter through his eye and into his brain. He died of the injuries after several weeks, I think. The man that killed him was the head of his guard, name of Montgomery, who, though he beseeched execution for his action, was pardoned by Henry, who said he had acquitted himself well in the tourney. www.historytoday.com/richard-cavendish/henry-ii-france-dies-tournament-wounds

Here's a primary source mentioning competitors being 'unhelmed', which seems to imply that, at least at one point, helmets were actually not fixed to the plate. faculty.nipissingu.ca/muhlberger/FROISSART/INGLEVER.HTM

At least they're not using sallets and bevors, as I've seen people do in the past. It is annoying that they aren't using proper frogmouths though.

Especially with them trying to recreate 15th to 16th century jousting. They should have frog style helms.

Everything made by americans is a crap and has low quality or securiry. Nothing surprising here.

Oof.

True tho. They should bring back Gladiators. Wrestling is simply not enough.

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people do knock out others while chasing the ball tho

You could reduce jousting to something incredibly monotonous too, silly.

Ou en France? Je suis interesé!

Got it here In UK too. It's badass to watch.

Soccer is 80 minutes of running around and horrible passing, 5 minutes of diving and rolling around and 5 minutes worth of goal scoring if you're very lucky.

Everything is better than soccer.

@@DieFlabbergast if you are from one of the countries where they call it "soccer", then I believe you

Bruh

Im sure she did the same in the fire

Daniel Windrus yesyou100atjsmeienbekso

Maybe this one wont get burned on the cross

The She-Wolf

Harder to fake the booming voice though

Warband for me.

I wish there was jousting in kingdom come, it would be so awesome

Doesn’t seem like your resting area strays very far from the main event

Syed Fazlur Rahman why not both?

I definetly support, however, chivalry is something far from the grasp of humans nowadays.

So when do you do WW2. no jk thats fucked up twisted humor.

You need to go in europe to make history alive and The only historic accurate thing in this video is that horse

I think the reasoning behind that is mostly for safety. They would rather not have their "knights" be impaled during every show, so they make safer designs of armour, and use lances that don't have the capability of stabbing someone.

Maximvs Victa - I love your idea. Just so you know Shane and company also go around to schools/outings explaining history, not just about jousting. I have a degree in history and would love to bring it alive and let people know it is exciting, not the boring stuff taught in so many schools.

A perfect score!

6/9

When in fact, jousting armor was even overstuffed after the gambeson for the impact.... I'm happy to see somebody clear headed here x)

You can be 100% certain the actual riders use padding underneath, otherwise they'd regularly end up in the hospital. They're just putting this on her for demonstration.

@@rockyblacksmith lol, he just wanted to show, how smart and educated he is.

Jousters doesn't have to wear a full body armor lol Most of the historical jousting armor is a half armor the legs is protected by the horse armor

Ignoring that the armor itself looks terrible, it's not tailored to their bodies, it looks loose and gross, your helmet should never fall off during a joust.