Kokichi is late for work 

i want a monokuma clock, damn.

Of course kokichi is involved in some story with lies

Kokichi in a perfect nutshell XD

“Y-you You didn’t here!? The animals at t-the zoo took hostages! And I was one of the hostages!..”

*Kokichi can't come up with a lie* Me: my last brain-cell just exploded

"тaĸe a crap on нιѕ cнeѕт" *мaĸeѕ poopιng noѕιeѕ* -oυмa

shuichi: You sleep whit a sparkly tedybear. kokichi: He is my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS 1:50

Clearly some of y’all have never heard of alarms and it shows-

Happy birthday kokichi!

Kokichi: animals were taking people hostages.....I wAS ONE OF THOSE HOSTAGES... *Nah I just set everything on fire*

Kaito’s face expressions are perfect for this

This is chapter 5 in a nutshell

Kokichi: Why do I hear boss music

THIS VIDEO OFFICER THIS IS THE ONE THAT MURDERED ME

Yeah, of course Shuuichi accepts him ;)

im fucking dead

Who’d make kokichi the manager 😂😂 someone insane 😂

Google search: How to make a 5 and a half hour late excuse

Rip Kokichi

i would have just said that i had a major allergic reaction to something and i didn’t feel well enough to leave the house til then

*Reads description* *Sees Dane Cook* This is going to be some good shit I was correct

I'm always late

Why is this most likely cannon tho XD THE FUNNIEST PART WAS WHEN HE SAID LIKE, THEN FIRE STARTED COMING OUT OF HIS BACK IM CRYING

Hehehe

Imagine having a monokuma clock and every morning at 8AM it says ,,it'ssss PUNISHMENT TIME!"

THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONOKUMA THOUGH

You think 5 hours is late, I was late to school, ment to get up at 6am , I got up at 5pm, school leaves at 3pm, my mum woke me up. -_-

He should have just said a dentist appointment, great excuse for school

Kokichi tell the fricken truth

Kaito has literally the best sprites 😂

He's involved in this, and I'm involved in two stories where I get drunk..

Why is Kokichi perfect for every Dane Cook routine 😂😂 Edit: he should have just not gone at all and called in, and said he was throwing up the entire day. no one will ask questions.

A good 5 and a half hour excuse for being late is saying that you were in a car crash or that you accidentally took the wrong bus

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE-

5 and a half hours goddamn

I can confirm that this is definitely canon

There's no way in this flippin' frick of a world that Kaito would be Kokichi's manager. It should have been the other way around knowing how Kokichi took his classmates for a wild ride throughout the whole game.

4:05 i can feel the fear

He should've just said he was sick. I'm pretty sure he could've gotten off the hook if he said he was really sick

“ video horizons “ Me: animal crossing new horizons

I love kokichi he is so cute

I CANT BREATHEE HAHAHA

I USED THAT BEDROOM BACKGROUND FOR MY GACHA-- OH NO

I had to look up kinkos to make sure it wasn't what I thought it was

Bro this was the biggest mood

This has nothing to do with anything but I just remembered I share a birthday with Kyoko Also known as today.

Kokichi

Hhhhh now I’m late for work

kaito 😂😂

*this is what I’ve been needing.*

Great edit!~ hahaha

I was 2 hours late for school once-

This fits Kokichi so damn well

Being late because of sleep is the wooooorst! Because you can’t just will yourself awake, when you’re asleep you got NO CONTROL!!! You are literally trapped in your own body, you cannot move if you’re not awake. It’s the worst. Whenever I’d be late, I’d always be straight with my boss; I’d say: “No bullshit, I just overslept. Sorry.” And I think they at least appreciated my honesty, because they never fired me... ;-;

I don't know if I should be laughing over the fact Kokichi's bed looks like its stolen from an anime girl or the fact the story revolves around him being late and trying to *lie* about it, which he always does

Why give it too kokichi tho?

4:15 wtf that actually sounds like Kaito-

This is why you keep a hammer or smth in your bedroom, live in an apartment on the second floor so you have an excuse for legal reasons this is a joke

You DID do him justice! It was amazing! XD

Why is Kokichi like this? I mean he told us this story a lot.

first day, first job, 2 hours late

Ah shit I just snorted and it's 130 am. Everyone's asleep. Except me. SHITTTT

Okay, but he should’ve just called in sick and said he was continually throwing up, it can happen

Rip Kokichi Oma

I Forgot about the most believable lie; "I had a car accident and had to have surgery!"

danganronpa standup from 5+ years ago is my favourite genre of youtube video

This is hilarious

Me after seeing the six finger Kokichi sprite: *>:(*

Omg all my dreams

Let me set it back haha became 3 o.clock in the afternoon

4:16 best part!

NEVER

...kokichi would do this-

I see Avocado, I click

Should have just said his grandma died >:(

Dude I can lie waaaay better than that! 😋

Since when do I work? I think you lying

In truth, could have easily said that you weren't feeling good and called in sick.... It's one of the most believable excuses as long as you can act the part....

I would have said i got mugged and had to go.to the police would explain why i didnt have clothes on

Why em scared of him but then I'm not I'm confused.

E

I thought i heard someone say nee-heehee.

Why do you have 191 subs ):

i thought that guy hated kokichi

1:53 I am the new mana- yes

Who iskazuchi? Maximum kazuchi yes

This whole story is probably a lie.

OwO

Haha 😂😂😂

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Cute boi

Lol

xD wtf?