Kokichi Ouma's Text Post Adventures 2 

"im not gay-" "OumA, BaBE!1!!" "YeS DADDy??"

"Im Not Gay-" "Ouma Bae" *"YES DADDY"*

"you cried about snakes for one hour" Steven Universe: "They don't have arms!" Kokichi: "They don't have legs!"

No body: Kokichi: *Makes out almost with every boy in d3*

"Morning Kokichi, how are you?" "GAY"

*_”He’s my sECOND COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.”_*

“my sexuality doesn’t define me as a person.” i will quote that forever, even if it’s a lie.

Himiko: “Hello, this is your captain speaking”- Kokichi: “AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTINGGGGGG-“ Himiko: “Quiet oma-“ Kokichi: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA-“!

"you cried about snakes for a good five hours yesterday" "THEY DONT HAVE LEGS"

1:00 "quiet Ouma" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

Ouma: I'm not gay! Amami: *walks in* Ouma! Babe! Ouma: *yeS DADDY??* best. part. ever.

Tik Tok: Alright. Imma take all of these. Bye.

"Im not gay" "Ouma babe" "Y E S D A D D Y" *ouma: highschool level gay*

“Ouma babe” “Y E S D A D D Y” Jfc

1:47 Kokichi: "My sexuality doesent define me as a person." Shuichi: "Morning, Koikichi! How are you?" Kokichi: *_UUUH GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY_*

“This is your captain speaking.” *”AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!!”* “Quiet Ouma.” *”HAHAHVAUSVHvayagyagaugauHAJAUAHAIHAIAHSJJS”*

when you have the power to voice act very good but you use it for this

Kokichi feels gay 24/7

My friend when his crush walks into the room: 1:53 Me everyday of my life: 2:16

"I'm so tough." "You cried about snakes for a good five hours yesterday." "THEY DON'T GAVE ANY LEGS!" -is that a Steven Universe reference?-

"Youve been crying for snakes for 5 hours yesterday." *_They don't have legs._*

"it's always you" "HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.that's correct." "My sexuality doesn't define me" *proceeds to say gay as a answer to how are you* *then he moans*

Kokichi: what’s a big ol’ dummie like gonta gonna do? *gonta breaks down the door* Kokichi: oh no -Gonta: OH YEAAAAH-

2:00 MY MOM WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME I-

“Not me, though. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle. *VROOM VROOM* “Kokichi, pull it together.”

you are literally ouma you are a legend. you even got his fake crying down to a T. i'm crying i have replayed this video thrice

Kokichi:*Giving bad ass dark grim Description of self* Shuichi:*YOU SLEEP WITH A SPARKLY TEDDY BEAR*

Idk why but kokichi crying about snakes for five hours makes me love him even more

Half of this video is screaming, pretty fitting for Kokichi.

Ouma: I'm not gay. Rantaro: Ouma, babe. Ouma: y ES DADDY

Kokichi Oma: I’m so tough Rantaro Amami: You cried about snakes for a good 5 hours yesterday. Kokichi Oma: *THEY DON’T HAVE LEGS!!!!*

1:56 Kokichi: Super Highschool Level Gay *Picture of Sakakura shows up* I am dead

“Ouma babe-“ “YES DADDY” That was beauty

GONTA KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT IM CRYING

*“I think you look like a sexy motorcycle, vroom vroom!”* I can’t stop laughing-

1:47 this has been stuck in my head for 30 hours now, I wake up hearing it, I go to bed hearing it

"Ouma babe!" "YES DADDY??!!" *AHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*

Hey, every time you feel safe, *remember he’s out there.*

The way Gonta says "Gonta's gonna keep you up all night" feels a bit like Gonta is gonna *r18 content*

"Just a day ago you were crying about snakes" "They don't have any arms..." please sOMEONE Get the reference

*[ hat quacks softly ]*

Can you just be canon Kokichi please you’re beautiful I love it

I’m surprised Shuichi actually cared that Gonta was gonna.. “keep Kokichi up all night”

okay seriously but, *_HOW ARE THESE VOICE ACTORS SO GOOD_*

Y E S D A D D Y (I GOT THE CUMMIES)

i voiced in this i deserve 7 iphone 5's

1:13 oh yes “Ouma babe” “Y E S D A D D Y ?”

gonta: * pointing to shuichi * big brother. * pointing to kokichi * little brother. kokichi, shivering with anger: HI THERE, my name is kokichi. this is my younger brother, shuichi. GET THAT? YOUNGER BROTHER. gonta: but younger means little. You're little. kokichi: YOU PIECE OF-

"Not me though,you look like a sexy motorcycle *vroom vroom* " The fanfic goes too far,it need to be ended now....

"I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the f*** up" "Is it me?" "It's always you" "HAHAHA THATS CORRECT" I died xD

4:41 legend says kokichi is a this gone to this day

Moral of the story, *Ducks. Have. Insurance*

Some people would say wearing all black clothing kind of makes you look like and evil villain. Not me though *I think you look like a sexy motorcycle* *V R O O M V R O O M*

WHOEver Knew Doki Doki Literature Club.. For me Kokichi is equal too Yuri =violet =last freetime event: The knife game =liek knifuuu

Shuichi: puts a duckling in his hat Kokichi: gets killed by Gonta because he didn’t have 8 ducklings

Alternate Title: Everyone simping for Shuichi for 5 minutes and 13 seconds

If Shuichi is a motorcycle, does that mean Kokichi wants to ride him?

"oh, gay. gay, gay, gay, gAY, GAY. HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL GAY A H H." that was the best part in my opinion.

1:36 You missed a chance for Ouma to say "Correct, well done Peasant!"

0:34 "I'm sOooOoOOO tough ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°" "You cried about snakes for a good five hours yesterday-" "THEY DONT HAVE LEGSSSS"

Kokichi: the Ultimate Gay

Kokichi: Am not gay- Rantaro: Ouma babe Kokichi: *Yes Daddy?*

"Oh! Good morning, Kokichi! How are you?" "Oo, gay, gaygaygaygay! Super Highschool level gay! Oo. . a-aa~" I saw this as a Tik Tok. *I- I'm pretty happy now.*

IT WAS YOU

4:37 *_GONTA YES_*

1:32 SWEET MOTHER OF IZURU!

0:18 GUYS I FOUNF IT OML IVE BEEN LOOK ING FOR MONTHESS 1:47 I FOUND ANOTHER YUIJHBGUJ

Kokichi: My sexuality doesn't define me as a person. Shuichi: Morning Kokichi! How are you? Kokichi: *Awoga😳 grr bark bark bark bark*

Insect Meet & Greet was so great That it's no wonder Insect Meet & Greet 2 came out

Shuichi: Someone needs to tell kiibo about the birds and the bees Gonta:gonta hear they are disappearing at an alarming rate Me:WRONG BIRDS AND BEES GONTA!

All you guys talking about the funny moments but Your forgetting about *what the hell did gonta do to oma that made him suffer*

1:24 Shuichi: "I spy someone who needs to shut the h3ll up.' Kokichi: "Is it me?" Shuichi: "Its always you." I cant-

THEY DON'T HAVE LEGS!!! Me: *dies in laughter* how did you did this? *chuckles*

4:29 are my screms when i stubb my toe.

"im so tough" "you cried about snakes for 5 hours yesterday" INAUDIBLE KOKICHI CRYING NOISES

4:31 me when i hear i had homework and its 1am

The Kokichi voice is amazing

“I think you look like a sexy motorcycle VROOM VROOM” *i choked*

Kokichi and Rantaro are the embodiment of: *I’m not gay but 20$ is 20$*

Is no one going to say how Ryoma and Gonta teams up to save the ducklings?! X} This is the best team in my opinion. Giant lovable Gonta and short yet tough Ryoma saving the ducklings! I bet after words they hung out with the ducklings for a little bit before they set them off into the world. ;v;

0:54 This is what my life has led up to. It's absolutely beautiful.

Omg the voice actor for Gonta in this comp sounds JUST like him :,0

The person voicing Ouma sounds like King from Seven Deadly Sins

"This is your captain speaking." "AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING" "Quiet ouma-" "AAAAAAAWWAJSJWAAA👹"

Nobody: Kokichi: I’m *breath* the *breath* ultimate *breath* supreme *breath* leader *breath* of *breath* evil *breath*

0:54 this is what it would be like if himiko and kokichi where captains of a plane.

"get ready for Gonta, because gonta keep you up all night Kokichi" *Flashbacks to the love hotel scene* *SWEATING AND WORRYING INTENSIFIES*

"Sexy motorcycle" VrOoM vRooM I cant-

The whole of 2:33 to 4:33 is beyond my measly mortal comprehension what have you done (but GOD your Kokichi is so good (your laughs bro) and Aki's Gonta is ON POINT)

0:42 It’s Kokichi’s time if the month again..

“'Cuz Gonta keep you up all night.” ...in the hospital.

Kokichi: *LOUD CRYING NOISES* Sinyuvuu: Jesus Christ...

I love this voice act- 4:31 *WTF ARE THOSE BACKGROUND SOUNDS?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?* *Is gonta killing him off or (insert lenny face)* (Edits eliminated.)

“Gonta keep you up all night” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *call cuts*

“You sleep with a sparky teddy bear...” Bro that’s the cutest thing that I could imagine-

I’m just imagining Shuichi and Ryoma just standing there like “Yep. Okay then.” After kokichi’s mic cut out-

0:54 It has my two favorites and might be my favorite. “Quiet Ouma.” *”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“*

2:00 that sound is just, so cute

0:54 THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE THATS JT-