Kollektivet: Cess søker ikke kjæreste - episode 2

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Cess vil forbli singel, og i denne episoden behandler hun Sebastian som en dame for at han skal forstå at han ikke har sjans.
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15 сен 2024

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@3arendel 12 лет назад

Det här är ju fan riktigt roligt.

@RouxHarbour 10 лет назад

*Cess is NOT on a boyfriend-hunt* ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATION This is me, I’m Cecilie, and I’m 24 years old, and I am single. Something I’d like to continue to be. Inscription: *Cess is NOT on a boyfriend-hunt.* Cess: There are actually different techniques to avoid getting a boyfriend. And even though guys ALWAYS wants a girlfriend, there are in fact, some things that boys do not like. Seb: "If I fall in love with a woman, and she behaves more butch than me; well that would have me reconsidering it at least three times over." Fridtjof: "And I hate it when girls try to help me lift stuff." Jakob: "Nudging, mocking, holding the door for me...." Seb: "Like the girl paying for stuff, just isn’t right." Jakob: "Leave it to the boys." Fridtjof: "You get to be a woman and …. Light scented candles." Kevin: "I don’t give a rats ass about girls, and that’s that. Period. Except Celine Dion, her I care about." Cess: ALL the guys in the commune wants to have me as their girlfriend. And Seb is really aggressively pursuing me. Seb: "What are you watching?" Cess: "Not now, Jens Sebastian. Sit further away from me." Cess: I was watching TV, and he just came and wanting to snuggle up to a movie. Snuggling up to a movie is guys’ all-time favourite thing to do. Seb: "Is it OK if I play some FIFA? Or what? Are you watching something important?" "Hm?" Cess: "Sure…" Seb: "So it is OK?" Cess: Something boys do not like, is going out with masculine women. Seb will be arriving soon, and I’m going to treat him as if he were the woman. The thing is: Seb thinks this is a date. Seb: "Yo, hi." Cess: "YO!" "Do it like this! It’s kinda’ cool to do it like that, I’d wish we’d be like that towards each other more often!" Seb: "What’s up?" Cess: "Oh nothing. Just cool to hang with my bud, you know, Sebb!" Seb: "Sebb?" Cess: "Sebbster!" Seb: "Yeah, OK.. well, I think I just want something light, like a baguette or something." Cess: "What, are you dieting?" "Potatoes! Haha!" Seb: Cess seems very harsh today. Cess: "Just order whatever you want, no worries, it’s on me!" Seb: "No, no, no need for that." Cess: "Sure, It’s on me! You know, cause I make more money than you do, which makes the natural solution for me to step up and pay." Seb: "So, did you have something particular you wanted to talk to me about, since we couldn’t eat at the house?" Cess: "No, no, no. Isn’t it just nice for us to hang out here a little together, you know, talk about some cool stuff, you and me." Seb: "Yeah." Cess: "Women and cars, such a mess." "Played any video-games lately?" Seb: "Yes." Seb: Does she want to be like a man, or what? What’s the deal with that? Seb: "Argh…. But..." Cess: "What? It’s just water." Seb: "You’re getting it all over the food." Cess: "What? Is it making you angry?" Seb: "No… I just…" Cess: "You’re so cute when you’re mad." Cess: Seb has now gone to the bathroom, and I think this is going very well. I’ve been acting like a guy, and I can tell it’s starting to annoy him, so I’m pretty sure I’ve got him exactly where I want him. He is probably starting to re-think his crush on me. Seb: I’m not in love with Cess. Why would you ask me that? Cess: "OK, then, Ladies first." Seb: "Huh, huh." "Where are you going, to the commune?" Cess: "I am not coming home with you Seb." Seb: "But we live in the same house. OK… gotta' go, catch you later." Cess: "Still in love....argh..." Cess: Now I’m not sure if it worked, but I’ve dodged the bullet so far. Besides, Seb isn’t the biggest problem. The three other guys are even more in love with me. And I need to work on that. Inscription: Next… *Cess is NOT on a boyfriend-hunt* For more Kollektivet translations and videos, go to *rouxharbour.blogspot.com* !