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Complete translation with timestamps by native Norwegian speaker! :D 0:06 The problems started in the teens, when I started flirting with girls. Phone messages ~ Girl: I felt really ugly in the sweater.. :( Boy: Thought your sweater was pretty personally.. Girl: N'awwwww! You cutie... ;) Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 0:20 Every time I flirted with a girl, my little brothers made a deal out of it. 0:25 But it didn't stop there. If I even just went out of my way for girls.... Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 0:31 Or when going on a date... Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 0:39 They made that noise... 0:40 "Shut up already!" 0:46 But I got over the irritation and got a lady... Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 1:01 "GO TO BED! Go to bed... fuuuck... *sobbing intensifies* 1:08 (Inaudible - honestly I have no fucking clue, think it's some Oslo slang assume it means; destroying/ruining) 1:11 My girlfriend ended it and decided to move. I was sick and tired of my brothers... 1:18 But they found me no matter what. Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 1:23 If I did anything that could be considered sexually, they would make that noise. Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! x3 1:41 I wasn't brave enough to do anything at all, in fear of the twins bugging me. DRAMATIC MOMENT INTENSIFIES :O SCARY MUSIC!!! Shitkids: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! x4 2:20 I panicked and couldn't take it any longer. 2:31 I sought asylum in a church. Operakids: aaah aaaah aaaaah aaaaaaah uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuUUUUU uuuuuUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU 2:57 I called the police on them. Harrypotterkids: uu u uu uuu uuu uuu uu uuu uu u (*sigh* I'm trying my best) Sirenkids: uuuuuuuuuuu uuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu uuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuu *Tearing up* Lifelinekids: uuu uuu uuu uuu uuu uuu 3:22 All the stress and anxiety resulted in a ulcer... 3:28 The illness became very serious. Flatlinekids: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 3:38 Preacher: We are gathered here, to say our goodbyes with Casper. Casper will be deeply Overkillkids: uuuUUUUUuuu 3:46 missed... Sadkids: Uuu... 3:50 But even in death they wouldn't let me rest... I was buried besides a girl. Graveyardkids: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUU WWUUUUUHH! 3:59 Leftkid: You know what, I have get going now, meeting a lady. Sooo 4:01 Rightkid: Same... UUUuuuuuUUU versus UUUuuuuuUUU Fin Shit... that took longer than I expected. Will anyone take benefit from this, doubt it, fuck my life.
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I was almost in despair! I like this video so freaking much, but I had no idea what was going on. I was looking for the translation EVERYWHERE, but with no success. I was almost ready to start learning Norwegian. So thank you. Very much.
+KollektivetTV2 det er nesten som og høre store broren min! bra jobba, forsett sånn. men kan dere kanskje legge ut flere videoer på kanalen deres sellom jeg vet at dere er kanskje opptatt og sånt men i alle falle prøve.
Hei alle sammen er ei jente på 10 år som kommer til å legge ut masse videoer sminke tips, fotballer, og masse aent rart vær så snill å lik videoene si videre om RU-vid kanalen!✌️
