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@roccoz2231
@roccoz2231 2 года назад
O'Hurley's delivery of the line "....The very pants I was returning..." was nothing short of genius.
@gu9838
@gu9838 Год назад
amen lol
@themaestro3034
@themaestro3034 Год назад
“Perfect irony” 😂
@Native722
@Native722 Год назад
Love ohurly
@thingserik7269
@thingserik7269 3 месяца назад
You should have heard me say, "Medium iced coffee. One cream, one sugar, 2 caramel"
@scarygary-qq1pj
@scarygary-qq1pj День назад
​@@Native722Too bad he left "Family Feud". The current guy is a piece of💩.
@cgarciahfcu
@cgarciahfcu 2 года назад
"Peterman here" "Mr Peterson" Lol, that's brilliant
@DaBish21
@DaBish21 7 месяцев назад
Makes me laugh every time
@grawakendream8980
@grawakendream8980 3 месяца назад
no one knows anyone on this show lol
@lildude305
@lildude305 2 месяца назад
Kramer is a. Clown 😂
@maggieb369
@maggieb369 2 года назад
Peterman is a great character
@pandam9638
@pandam9638 2 года назад
Great character is underrated for him
@giraffesareselfish9563
@giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад
@@pandam9638 How exactly is he underrated?
@Wings_of_foam
@Wings_of_foam Год назад
@@giraffesareselfish9563 You didn't get it. Autism?
@Unknown-jt1jo
@Unknown-jt1jo Год назад
@@giraffesareselfish9563 He's not underrated. A lot of "Seinfeld" fans love Peterman. When there's a poll about "favorite recurring character outside the core four," he's usually right up there, along with Frank and Estelle Costanza.
@jackwimmer2249
@jackwimmer2249 Год назад
Is Peterman supposed to be British or just upper-class?
@NoellaScott
@NoellaScott 2 года назад
I always loved that Peterman assumed he was wearing the pants he was returning in Elaine's "story" 🤣
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
@hxhdfjifzirstc894 Год назад
Why wouldn't he be? Do you just walk around naked, holding pants?
@NoellaScott
@NoellaScott Год назад
......@@hxhdfjifzirstc894
@surfingthechaos
@surfingthechaos 10 месяцев назад
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 only on casual friday.
@gaylordmswagger2523
@gaylordmswagger2523 5 месяцев назад
Uhm what
@radscorpion8
@radscorpion8 4 месяца назад
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 dude you can't be serious. You wear OTHER PANTS, especially so that on the way you back you aren't naked lol. That's literally what Elaine pointed out at 2:20
@SalesforceUSA
@SalesforceUSA 2 года назад
Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold.
@bottomlinebassin2001
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 года назад
His stand up was my favorite 🤣
@pondturt
@pondturt 2 года назад
people who annoy you.. he's the og ng
@FlyxPat
@FlyxPat 2 года назад
The role of a lifetime.
@jordanschlansky4093
@jordanschlansky4093 2 года назад
It's gold Jerry, gold!
@biIIyball
@biIIyball 2 года назад
Definitely better than the guy who stole the raisins.
@deanpaulson1931
@deanpaulson1931 2 года назад
Peterman’s voice cracks me up every time 😂
@raywest3834
@raywest3834 Год назад
Peterman's over-the-top bombastic delivery makes me smile every time. Kramer, out of tales, resorted to buying 'bunion stories' from Newman.
@mikeg1378
@mikeg1378 2 месяца назад
For 8 bucks.
@baalsaak
@baalsaak Год назад
4:56 "You take back your tales, you vagabond..." Love that line...
@bbierman7
@bbierman7 10 месяцев назад
Yippee yigh yay
@sweetdaisy9918
@sweetdaisy9918 5 месяцев назад
​@@bbierman7😅😅😅
@flowerchild89
@flowerchild89 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@opencurtin
@opencurtin 2 года назад
Petermans delivery is legendary ..
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 2 года назад
“What do you say you and I order ourselves a pie?!” I love it when a work meeting turns into forgetting about work and hanging out.
@LB14745
@LB14745 2 года назад
He must have meant Elaine would buy them a pie. Peterman is dependent on coupons.
@LowLevelNC
@LowLevelNC 2 года назад
Suzie paid for the pie.
@deepn2164
@deepn2164 2 года назад
If he had ordered more of that pie often, Elaine wouldn't have ate the mold cake from office fridge..
@LTDANMAN44
@LTDANMAN44 Год назад
WORK NEEDS MORE FOOD AND LAUGHS
@scarygary-qq1pj
@scarygary-qq1pj День назад
​@@deepn2164Drink often?🥃🍸🍷
@Lucky-ih9gf
@Lucky-ih9gf Год назад
He sold his entire life for $750 😂
@alcaldealer8515
@alcaldealer8515 Год назад
That’s almost 1500$ in 2023
@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
LMFAO he threw $1,500 he knew he wouldn't get that much. 😂🤣😂😂😂😂
@Donathon-xt2nl
@Donathon-xt2nl Год назад
That's about a third of his monthly rent
@Anon12077
@Anon12077 10 месяцев назад
@@alcaldealer8515STILL! I’d go maybe $500/story (2023) minimum! Kramer-level stories got prime value
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 8 месяцев назад
​@@Donathon-xt2nlKramer had a rent controlled studio. He was paying ~400/mo
@trequor
@trequor 2 года назад
The "Van Buren Boys" is one of the most out there gags
@eduardo_corrochio
@eduardo_corrochio 2 года назад
Yes. The writers could weave anything into a bit for an episode, no matter how obscure or odd.
@danielgreenleaf
@danielgreenleaf 2 года назад
Martin Van Buren was the president they most admired.
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад
When I hit rock bottom I almost joined
@GuitarMatt
@GuitarMatt 2 месяца назад
There's a seedy red light district street dividing the north and south side of Phoenix called Van Buren St
@TypOPositiv
@TypOPositiv 17 дней назад
Just wanted to say…. Occupado! Lol😂😂😂
@colinscott1399
@colinscott1399 3 месяца назад
¨Well, I like to work in the evenings¨..including the delivery, one of the funniest lines of all the episodes.
@ftroop8462
@ftroop8462 Год назад
I like how Elaine's hair gets progressively more psychotic in each scene
@gerlofsdonia4522
@gerlofsdonia4522 11 месяцев назад
Must be Kramer's influence.
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 7 месяцев назад
"Consider Elaine at your disposal"- that is brutal
@holds4284
@holds4284 2 года назад
The very pants I was returning 🤣 that part always gets me
@jrporter50
@jrporter50 2 года назад
"Take your stories back, you vagabond, I've got Bettis to spin my yarn" 😂 Peterman was the best, Jerry, the best!
@inutero10
@inutero10 2 года назад
Elaine bettis lol
@richardpierce4908
@richardpierce4908 2 года назад
Kramer "Yippiee-Ki-yay!"
@aydindamood9413
@aydindamood9413 2 года назад
Haha is she related to Jerome?
@MiC-T
@MiC-T 4 месяца назад
Jerome 'The Bus' Benes
@royjg83
@royjg83 2 года назад
I love the way Peterman says “nonsense”.
@KavirajSingh
@KavirajSingh Год назад
Nobody is more profoundly in love with life than Peterman.
@adrianrice2177
@adrianrice2177 Год назад
2:00 Elaine's slow decent into visible confusion always gets me 😂😂
@Tritiuminducedfusion
@Tritiuminducedfusion Год назад
*descent
@TheCleaner76
@TheCleaner76 2 года назад
Elaine : Remember when you sold your stories to Peterman and then bought them back ? Kramer : Vaguely
@Pantsinabucket
@Pantsinabucket 2 года назад
For those who don’t know, this is based on Larry David’s oddball neighbor Kenny Kramer, who let LD make him a character in Seinfeld but LD wouldn’t let him play himself. Kenny Kramer then started doing “the real kramer” bus tours in NYC. The scenes in “the pilot” and S4 where they’re producing “Jerry” where Kramer is tries to play himself but is refused for another wacky and very physical actor are also based on this.
@marcbelo7301
@marcbelo7301 Год назад
"Kramer my friend, that is one ripping good yarn".😂 Peterman is the best.
@Coconutyorkie
@Coconutyorkie Год назад
Kramer and Elaine were probably the most hilarious when they’re together 😂😂
@_saifr
@_saifr 2 года назад
Pants story is just pure comedy. Only seinfeld can do it.
@hoopsheavenpa
@hoopsheavenpa 2 года назад
I really thought Bob Sacamano would have finally appeared on the Peterman Reality Tour.
@75aces97
@75aces97 Год назад
You'd think he would have been attending Kramer's wingding at the pub.
@LowLevelNC
@LowLevelNC 2 года назад
You were wearing the pants you were going to return? Elaine, are you listening, I never even got there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LB14745
@LB14745 2 года назад
You know it's a true Kramer story when there is zero planning involved.
@connieparr5050
@connieparr5050 2 года назад
Just like when he sold banya the suit he was wearing 😂
@richardpierce4908
@richardpierce4908 2 года назад
4:40 “Peterman here”..............."Mr. Petersen....."
@LB14745
@LB14745 2 года назад
Petersen, Steinfeld, Kessler, Art Corvelay, CantStandYa. Good enough for an alternative show (another Bizzaro version).
@richardpierce4908
@richardpierce4908 2 года назад
@@LB14745 And Fentivus=Festivus (from Kruger) and Cooga=Kruger (from Frank Costanza).
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 4 месяца назад
Those two have little in common safe for the fact that they share a brain.
@rptrm8382
@rptrm8382 2 года назад
If Elaine 's book turns out a disaster,we don't have to name names or point fingers... she could always blame Susie..
@KA-jo8vn
@KA-jo8vn 2 года назад
Lol yes RIP Susie.
@davidgalinat4257
@davidgalinat4257 2 года назад
What if she made it into a coffee table book that's actually a coffee table?
@Oceangirl_505
@Oceangirl_505 Год назад
This makes me so happy!
@Coconutyorkie
@Coconutyorkie Год назад
Peterman reaction when Elaine finished her story and then … “ the very own pants I was returning “ brilliant writing and acting
@eduardo_corrochio
@eduardo_corrochio 2 года назад
I want to see a montage here from The Doodle episode where things lead up to the Billy Mumphrey thing with Elaine and that manuscript she couldn't read because Jerry's place was fogged for fleas. "Well, it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm. Billy was a simple country boy-- you might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue."
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
@JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад
Left out the best bit! “Oh I bought a bunch of bunion stories off Newman!” “How much did you pay?” “8 bucks! Think I’m getting ripped off. NEWMAN!!!!”
@diegobernardi562
@diegobernardi562 Год назад
Lol I rewatched that last night, I cried 😂
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 2 года назад
Man, Kramer sure does suck at negotiating. He accepted the $20 deal from the bank after the “No hello”, he accepted the $300 from Mr Lipman for the Indian statue, and he accepted the free coffee for life from Java Word. He could have gotten so much more from all of them.
@CaptainJZH
@CaptainJZH 2 года назад
Eh, I'd say the bank made a fair deal - He got a greeting that started with an H, $20 was better than nothin'
@eduardo_corrochio
@eduardo_corrochio 2 года назад
That's what makes it funny. He got crappy deals, when they could have been super if not for his stupidity. If he was excellent at this there would be no comedy.
@redacted2275
@redacted2275 2 года назад
@@eduardo_corrochio Obviously. I want to believe the type of comments OP made are written by bots, A.I. because real people can't be that stupid.
@mohammeds5339
@mohammeds5339 2 года назад
Actually, Kramer got $500 for the Indian Statue
@happyarmadillofarm9026
@happyarmadillofarm9026 2 года назад
That's why he's a vagabond
@sirackcity
@sirackcity 2 года назад
Elaine, are you listening?? I didn’t even get there 😂
@LB14745
@LB14745 2 года назад
The pants story deserve a summer blockbuster movie adaptation, but they will have to tone it down a bit, it's too wild.
@NasrinZzzz
@NasrinZzzz 2 года назад
I'm a naive woman. Watching this episode I thought Van Buren Boys is a real thing.
@seanm3ify
@seanm3ify 2 года назад
I love you.
@shahjalal664
@shahjalal664 2 года назад
They are not?! But I thought they are based on Van Buren, the 9th Italian prime minister or president!
@TheCleaner76
@TheCleaner76 2 года назад
Nope but he was the 8th President
@christopherbako
@christopherbako 2 года назад
Martin Van Buren.
@dizzy1369
@dizzy1369 2 года назад
Kramer Really didn't think through what it meant to sell his life stories away 🤣😂🤣
@matthewriley7826
@matthewriley7826 Год назад
Eh it all works out for him regardless.
@andreprince4932
@andreprince4932 2 года назад
AGAIN!!!!! BEST. SHOW. EVER!!!!!
@fyoutube9410
@fyoutube9410 2 года назад
Lol, "you vagabond"
@McRocket
@McRocket Год назад
I love the way that actor speaks in this (Peterman) role. ☮
@MattTee1975
@MattTee1975 Год назад
John O'Hurley used to MC my company events/Christmas parties, etc. He and his wife are super nice people.
@Muonium1
@Muonium1 5 месяцев назад
"romance? comedy? adventure? .......erotica?" Richards' delivery is so perfect there with the clucking noises.
@redacted2275
@redacted2275 2 года назад
"Peterman Reality Tour", the most poignant tour in History after The Rutles' "Tragical History Tour".
@PP-gy8gg
@PP-gy8gg Год назад
And now... The world privacy tour.
@Batman-zu1lz
@Batman-zu1lz 2 года назад
The things poor Elaine has to deal with. A bunch of nitwits 😂
@rattus3102
@rattus3102 2 года назад
TRUE! 😅🤣😅🤣
@deepn2164
@deepn2164 2 года назад
Wonder if she had tons of exclamation there..after all that kramer's story.. 😁
@shareofmoney
@shareofmoney 2 года назад
Bob Saccamano must have been tons of laughs to be around...LOL
@deepn2164
@deepn2164 2 года назад
Peterman should ve bought Bob's stories...bet he had much more exciting stories..
@75aces97
@75aces97 Год назад
I'd have thought he'd be on hand to celebrate Kramer's financial upturn.
@shareofmoney
@shareofmoney Год назад
@@75aces97 😂😂😂
@BrianD0313
@BrianD0313 2 года назад
4:33 - You can see Peterman break character and almost burst out laughing
@IRGhost0
@IRGhost0 2 года назад
Nah, he meant to act like that, that wasn’t accidental.
@inutero10
@inutero10 Год назад
You cut off the “yippie-i-a”😂
@bonoestente6100
@bonoestente6100 Год назад
Those stories are gold. Gold!
@donnamead3439
@donnamead3439 2 года назад
Seinfeld. Best show ever.
@alxemcee
@alxemcee Год назад
0:06 exactly how I feel about anywhere I live.
@ED-le1pr
@ED-le1pr Год назад
The way Elain looks all crazy with a pencil in her hair lol
@shadyman6346
@shadyman6346 Год назад
Kramer is just different, lol...Love how he transforms into each role.
@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 2 года назад
I would buy Kramer's life stories to talk about with my friends.
@clhound
@clhound Год назад
I have some bunion stories I'm trying to unload.
@asteverino8569
@asteverino8569 2 года назад
What a tangled web is spun with Elaine. Caught between Peterman and Kramer. Not an easy task, especially while wearing soft Italian leather shoes with French embroidery.
@Zoyous
@Zoyous 3 месяца назад
"I mean, some of 'em aren't even stories... look, this is a list of things in his apartment!"
@eclipsxd
@eclipsxd 2 года назад
Peterman in top 5 all characters for me
@samuelsmith5400
@samuelsmith5400 2 года назад
Nice pfp
@mwright_boomer
@mwright_boomer Год назад
This episode is literally the only reason I can remember that Martin Van Buren was the 8th president. Who says Seinfeld never taught anybody anything?
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
@JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад
“Mr. Peterson!”
@reneesantiago6496
@reneesantiago6496 2 года назад
Seinfeld and The Andy Griffith Show were the best TV shows ever in history!!
@BMinus0593
@BMinus0593 2 года назад
Yes ! And Kramer and Barney the best two characters ever.
@pondturt
@pondturt 2 года назад
gunsmoke better than both combined
@imaouima
@imaouima 2 года назад
@@pondturt They should have cancelled Gunsmoke and kept season 4 of Gilligan's Island.
@pondturt
@pondturt 2 года назад
@@imaouima haha thats the gayest thing I ever heard thats why gunsmoke went 20 seasons
@zaphenath6756
@zaphenath6756 2 года назад
i got turned off of Andy Griffith Show once I realized that pretty much every storyline was resolved by the characters lying to each other. Try watching any random episode and notice all the lying
@xxlivebaitxx3363
@xxlivebaitxx3363 2 года назад
Suppose Peterman took Kramer up on his offering of tales of erotica? Could have been a 2-episode show
@RoelienC100
@RoelienC100 6 месяцев назад
The pen in Elaine’s hair😅😅
@chrisnewman7281
@chrisnewman7281 4 месяца назад
If only Elaine can get into a Time Machine and travel to the year 2024 and feed all of Kramer stories into chat GPT and ask it to write Petermwn’s autobiography.
@SkiKoala
@SkiKoala 13 дней назад
"Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink."
@hood_TheJoker
@hood_TheJoker 4 месяца назад
The Van Buren boys ain't no joke in the city.. 🤣🤣🤣
@javanesemystic
@javanesemystic 2 года назад
Cosmo erotica 💀💀
@Mikey-dq6ur
@Mikey-dq6ur 2 года назад
I like the pants stories
@wandilelukepilgrim5385
@wandilelukepilgrim5385 2 года назад
Kramer. Enough said!
@davidgalinat4257
@davidgalinat4257 2 года назад
"You take back your tales, you vagabond!"
@DeesonJame
@DeesonJame 10 месяцев назад
4:34 O'Hurley broke character there
@chriskapinos8734
@chriskapinos8734 2 года назад
"Hello, Mr. PeterSON! Lmao
@michaellalli7693
@michaellalli7693 8 месяцев назад
Peterman one of Seinfeld’s best guest characters.
@mike91mdk45
@mike91mdk45 2 года назад
And they had the nerve to remove the REAL Peterman from the book signing
@bobwoods1302
@bobwoods1302 2 года назад
"You take back your tales vagabond" 😂
@Linda-in9ns
@Linda-in9ns 2 года назад
So hilarious just saw this the other night!!! 😅👍🍕
@AdamforPresident2.0
@AdamforPresident2.0 9 месяцев назад
“Well, I uhhh…I like to work in the evenings.”
@Richie_Godsil
@Richie_Godsil Год назад
Peterman is the best reoccurring side character on the show lmfao
@Helmuesi911
@Helmuesi911 2 года назад
I was all dirty! 😂😂😂
@menikmati789
@menikmati789 2 года назад
They cut off the yippyayay at the end :(
@ernestrivers3736
@ernestrivers3736 8 месяцев назад
I'm literally crying laughing rn, After Peterman talks about slipping in mud. 😢
@billmalec
@billmalec Год назад
Peterman: J Crew and Eddie Bauer catalog come to life. Even the thin layer of gabardine was right out of them.
@scsmith4604
@scsmith4604 3 месяца назад
I really think Larry David missed a few opportunities with some of the various supporting cast greats that were part of this show. A Peterman spinoff where Elaine would make an appearance here or there would have likely done great.
@_BossNGA
@_BossNGA 3 месяца назад
I agree. Jackie Childs would've been great too.
@Fdux
@Fdux 2 года назад
George Costanza the greatest hero of the show… Neumann comes a distant 2nd, then Kramer 3rd followed by Jackie Lawyer and then Mr Bookman + Soup Nasi
@kathycochran544
@kathycochran544 Год назад
Peterman's character never disappoints !! 😂😂😂😂
@magicsinglez
@magicsinglez Год назад
Elaine is endearing in this episode
@nandan580i
@nandan580i 7 месяцев назад
"What were you going to wear on the way back" "Elaine, are you even listening....I didn't even get there" 😂😂 Comedy gold and tells so much about Kramer's personality, living life on the edge😂😂
@sonnysubedi3297
@sonnysubedi3297 2 года назад
It's just so good....
@DutchVai
@DutchVai 9 месяцев назад
At the 2:47 mark over Elaine's right shoulder, it looks like Man Hands is sitting there.
@jamesl9371
@jamesl9371 2 года назад
Wearing the pants he was returning
@flowerchild89
@flowerchild89 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂 I love Mr. Peterman
@poriferarobertquadrilatera4146
“Elaine, are you listening? I didn’t even get there!”
@Jela008
@Jela008 11 месяцев назад
I would LOVE to read a book about Kramer 😂
@mattshaffer8460
@mattshaffer8460 Год назад
The whole conversation between Kramer and Elaine starting at 1:38 is just glorious nonsense. So good.
@dan_hitchman007
@dan_hitchman007 Год назад
See that's "Seinfeld" in a nutshell... glorious nonsense.
@TypOPositiv
@TypOPositiv 17 дней назад
Omg…never gets old. The end where George tries to escape the Van Buren boys…that was hilarious!
@fpl_cricket
@fpl_cricket Год назад
"...the very pants I was returning!"
@bandit_six5418
@bandit_six5418 5 месяцев назад
🥺“I was all dirty” 🤣
@gokulgopinath7502
@gokulgopinath7502 2 года назад
That book is going to be the best seller
@johnsdeath
@johnsdeath 11 месяцев назад
You take back your tales, you vagabond! lmao
@thiagodeandrade7081
@thiagodeandrade7081 2 года назад
Richards is unreasonably tall.
@pronkb000
@pronkb000 26 дней назад
I was hoping for the part where Peterman complains about his cable channels being switched around and searching for a coupon for plant food.
@safeysmith6720
@safeysmith6720 Год назад
I like when Kramer bought some Newman stories! 😭😭😭
@araxxi27pogo86
@araxxi27pogo86 Год назад
THE VERY PANTS I WAS RETURNING! NOW THAT'S INTERESTING WRITING! 😂
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