Kristi Noem, Puppy Killer | Did Trump Fart In Court? | Why Pecker Wouldn’t Pay Stormy Daniels

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South Dakota governor Kristi Noem admitted to murdering her 14-month-old puppy, the former president is suspected of passing gas while snoozing in court, and there are new revelations from National Enquirer publisher David Pecker’s testimony in Donald Trump’s hush money trial.
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@ericahall1781 17 дней назад

Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy!

@ulysessoliverasponyman 17 дней назад

She should go to jail for that discusting 😡🤬😕

@mycosys 17 дней назад

Virtually only a psychopath can make it to Governor these days, too. Or CEO of a major company. The ability to lie, market yourself , and walk over those in your way, shouldn't be how we choose.

@DonariaRegia 17 дней назад

And a goat, and not mentioned by Colbert three horses, in the same year.

@gamepapa1211 17 дней назад

Hashtag Justice4Cricket. Make it trending on Noem's feed.

@mycosys 17 дней назад

@@ulysessoliverasponyman That would require having legislators that werent also psychopaths who believe you should be able to use force to get others to comply.

@Vaughan4 17 дней назад

What boggles my mind is how the idea of rehoming the dog never seemed to cross her mind. She just went straight to killing it! That is psychotic.

@thevegandragon_ 17 дней назад

No different than you paying to kill animals to eat them or drink their breastmilk

@ColorMeConfused29 17 дней назад

That would be an admission of failure on her part. Another reason she wants to be Trump's VP -- that's a trait they both share. I'm sure she bought it from a breeder to boot. Most reputable breeders will take back the dog if they don't work out in their new homes. Again, admitting to failure. Geez, her book is even titled, "No Going Back".

@teamadventurebeagle4392 17 дней назад

@@ColorMeConfused29I wonder if they had an enforceable contract as to returning the dog if it didn't work out

@Balletified 17 дней назад

Simple: the dog, then and there, “ruined her hunting spree” aka her ability to kill other animals, so her blood thirst wasn’t satisfied and he was an easy target. Oof. I hope she meets the same fate. Which. As a VP pick for Dump, isn’t far fetched at all!

@c.a.savage5689 17 дней назад

The fact that when angry and in a highly charged emotional state, Noem reached for a gun to deal with the problem. This speaks volumes.

@Maliceah 16 дней назад

As someone who grew up training dogs to hunt, you don't even start the hunting training until they are at least 2. Until then focus on the basics, like self control, coming to you when you call, etc. Since she has confessed, she needs to be charged with animal cruelty.

@Maliceah 16 дней назад

Also, chickens to dogs are just squeaky toys. You train them on a leash to leave them alone. OMG what a moron she is.

@sparkythancztwise 16 дней назад

nailed it- wish this comment was at the top with thousands of clicks

@boutchie06 15 дней назад

If she lived in Ga. She would be charged with a felony for animal cruelty!🤬👺👎

@jennifermarkens1882 14 дней назад

She bought a spendy dog and assumed it could read her mind. Didn't bother to train except for shock collar, didn't bother to castrate the goat either: she is a shallow, narcissistic ass.

@nikolaipersad4098 13 дней назад

THIS!!!

@MisterListopher 16 дней назад

As a lifelong South Dakotan, I can safely say that our Garden Noem (as I like to call her) is a disgrace to our state.

@nomiddlenamenmn427 16 дней назад

She is trending as one of the most loathed women in the world. I wonder if she is crying Botoxed tears.

@Jarod-vg9wq 16 дней назад

Do many republicans hare her now?

@kbbpll7338 15 дней назад

So how did she get elected?

@nicolajrath1570 14 дней назад

@@kbbpll7338by being a Republican in South Dakota (Trump won 61.7% of the vote to Bidens 35.6%). Though her first election in 2018 was extremely close, she only got 51% of the vote to the democrats 47.6%

@kbbpll7338 14 дней назад

@@nicolajrath1570 I figured it was the R next to her name regardless of how much of a lunatic she is. Thanks for verifying. South Dakota always seemed smarter than that to me but I guess not.

@JP-lu9ed 17 дней назад

Third generation ranch kid here. This is NOT normal animal “management”. Noem is nuts.

@marusnak1113 17 дней назад

And mean beyond all normal human bounds

@BrrGrrDelux 17 дней назад

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@whyhatestrangers 17 дней назад

I’ve heard several ‘ranch kids’ say the same as you. But honestly, everyone already knew shooting your dog isn’t normal farm behavior. She tries to evoke some Ol’ Yeller type of BS like, oh we had no choice. But maybe it’s her own fault for failing to train the dog. Pretty much what every sane person is thinking when they read her quotes on this subject.

@MrBubyV 17 дней назад

….really???? ,….You think ?!?!? 😁

@tomsenft7434 16 дней назад

Perfect vice-presidential candidate. I wonder if T*^&* will try to hang her too...

@jenniferedwards1752 17 дней назад

I grew up on a farm. This is not what it is like to grow up on a farm! Noem is a psychopath. Period.

@tammyjantzen9004 17 дней назад

Thank you for that. She made it sound as if that's normal behavior for farmers.

@Lonewolfmike 17 дней назад

You only put an animal down if that is the only choice you have. She had choices and she did not use them. She could have rehomed the dog very easily since it was a puppy. She is nothing more than an Evil "person".

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 17 дней назад

And pheasant hunting isn't a working class 'Farmer' hobby. It's a signature sport of rich Cattle Baron a$$holes who inherited Pa's land and like to dress up and play Cowgirl, but can't be bothered to do any real grange work outside of when they were in 4-H. She's just another Ponderosa Princess who keeps expensive horses for the status.

@Killahz9 17 дней назад

Very true.

@briandawkins984 17 дней назад

Could have rehomed the Billy Goat Gruff too. Billy goats are well known to smell bad.

@Olive_O_Sudden 16 дней назад

She killed the puppy instead of finding her a new home or paying a nominal surrender fee at a shelter. That's pure fucking evil.

@charityquill4965 16 дней назад

She even could have done the white trash thing of selling the dog for a hundred bucks off of Craig's list or Facebook, almost anything else would be better!

@amberturdcoloringbook1733 15 дней назад

She wanted to look tuff so Trump can pick her as VP.

@michaelmega7786 15 дней назад

That's why I say , perfect running vp for Chumpy .

@Sofia.K.CheerYT 13 дней назад

100%, in fact what she did was admit to a crime and I hope someone realises that and prosecutes her

@MathewHowardHouston 13 дней назад

she killed a puppy because it was untrainable and goat because it smelled bad - Hmm Trump is untrainable and smells bad, perhaps he’s next 😅

@christophercrowder872 16 дней назад

He forgot to mention that the goat was a family pet, and Noem's daughter asked where the goat was when she got home from school that day.

@sparkythancztwise 16 дней назад

go to Seth Myers, it's covered each show can only cover and include so much- hard choices

@12x2richter 15 дней назад

"Unfortunately, my daughter was also loud, untrainable, and sometimes smelled bad, so we got in the car and headed back to the gravel pit. . ."

@Lina_unchained 14 дней назад

Her daughter asked "where's Cricket" cricket was the dog not the goat.

@christophercrowder872 14 дней назад

@@Lina_unchained, my bad. I misunderstood what I had heard. So, it was actually worse than I thought.

@AnabelleTheAwesome 10 дней назад

Savage@@12x2richter

@infamousElle 17 дней назад

She's banned in 4 Sioux reservations in her state for her racism and cruelty

@jaquanpowell4605 17 дней назад

Damn shame. Clipping animals mob style to being banned from the 17 percent of your state

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 17 дней назад

And why does she look like the lovechild of Sarah Palin and Ted Bundy?

@charlesharris3373 17 дней назад

I am not a cat or dog lover, but hate cruelty to animals. She didn't have to kill the puppy - there were other options. This woman has serious issues.

@communitygardener17 17 дней назад

She said the reservations were riddled with mobsters. The tribes are rightfully P.O.

@Fatdog-Dakind 17 дней назад

I heard Kristi Noem just got a contract to write Maga Christian Children's Stories? What?? Woot!

@Johnnyred51 17 дней назад

Cruelty to animals is a crime.

@seanp2k617 17 дней назад

yeah this will be great for their polling numbers with the psychopaths who enjoy killing innocent animals. You know they’re desperate when their first pick for running mate is Literal Cruella de Vil.

@russellmiles2861 17 дней назад

Where do you think meat comes from?

@blackqueen164 17 дней назад

@@russellmiles2861Dumb response

@stephenstjohn5239 17 дней назад

@@blackqueen164 I'm guessing Russell is one of those MAGA types that feels the ned to make excuses for every bit of abominable behavior ever exhibited by Rethugs.

@kristenjensen2589 17 дней назад

Statute of limitations is expired...

@KennethDuda 16 дней назад

"No! Bad psycho governor!" 😂😂😂 Best line ever, right along with, "Isn't it past your jail-time?"

@beverlywaleur5745 16 дней назад

She was training the dog to hunt birds and then she got upset when it attacked chickens. Doesn't she realize that chickens are birds! Then she shot her goat because she hadn't had it neutered! I wonder if she shot the 3 horses they'd had for 25 years when she decided they had to go. She should be arrested for animal cruelty and forbidden from having any animals.

@time2livelife 14 дней назад

It’s also instinct for dogs to chase animals like chickens.

@miryanacolton5674 17 дней назад

Yesterday I Googled and then donated to 2 shelters in Pierre SD ( where Kristi lives) saying : “ This donation is in memory of a puppy dog called Cricket and his friend a goat. Let Kristi Noem know. “ Pass it on.

@teamadventurebeagle4392 17 дней назад

I like this a lot

@aninewforest 17 дней назад

@myrianacolton... Big hug from the U.K. The best among animal lovers; you're the real deal, Myriana!

@Commenting-answering 17 дней назад

Good for you!

@lilianevanbel3123 17 дней назад

❤❤❤

@charityquill4965 16 дней назад

You're a good soul, got me tearing up at work 😭

@nicholasstocker8864 17 дней назад

There is a special place in hell for people like Kristi Noem! #Justice4Cricket

@rachelrobinson3746 17 дней назад

I hope that place welcomes her soon.

@ulysessoliverasponyman 17 дней назад

Yeah

@scottpetersen2964 17 дней назад

Preach!

@pietwandelaar1743 17 дней назад

She couldn't handle the smell of a goat and yet she wants to be diaper Donald's VP? 💩

@MrJtmendoza180 17 дней назад

At least we know now that Noem is a horrible person and an idiot before she has a chance of becoming the Vice President.

@athaancaellus 16 дней назад

Writing room must be a gravel pit because Colbert and writers absolutely killed it with this monologue.

@thefisherking78 16 дней назад

🤣😂🤣🎉

@Panchito1621 16 дней назад

Hard to believe a state that brought us George McGovern and Tom Brokaw is now scraping the gutter with this trash.

@Adam.Langton 17 дней назад

So she's training her puppy to hunt birds, then she stops with it to se some birds, with no leash, it goes after them, and she executes it. Wow. What a piece of work. And her whole, "well, that's farm life" schtick is BS. I grew up on a farm. We generally took our time with our animals, and didn't leave them loose if they weren't properly trained and responsive. What a pathetic excuse.

@russellmiles2861 17 дней назад

She is a nasty women to be sure, but it is like in the USA.

@victoriabaker4400 17 дней назад

Totally. And here's another thing. Humane euthanasia is a real thing on farms. I feel very bad for her children.

@amyping624 17 дней назад

And that's if she is even telling the truth about the puppy killing the chickens , she may have just added that part to sound less like a. Monster..... but either way you are correct you don't train a dog to go after birds then kill it when it goes after birds

@SuperMrsMar 17 дней назад

@@amyping624 after the backlash, she changed her story and started claiming the puppy was violent and biting people. Which is not written in her book. So I do believe the chicken story, but that was still her fault. To change the story to lay blame on the dog is just is just the flies on top of the pile of poo.

@elefanamir9087 16 дней назад

She also had the dog in a shock collar

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 17 дней назад

She was training the puppy to go fetch pheasants when she shot them down and then wondered why the puppy went after the friend’s chickens??

@Joelswinger34 17 дней назад

Good point!

@llkellenba 17 дней назад

Stupid and sociopathic

@ToolofSociety 17 дней назад

The chicken story just confirms that she was setting the puppy up for failure..

@casbot71 17 дней назад

She was angry because the other hunters blamed her for ruining the hunt, so she took it out on her dog.

@pickledragonrebel 17 дней назад

I am a parent to 3 dogs and 2 cats, as well as 13 chickens and 2 roosters. (All are free range btw) Her story is ridiculous. What a monster of a person, she is, disgusting....

@linmiller8147 16 дней назад

This wasn't even something that someone dug up about her -- SHE wrote about it HERSELF. What did she think she would accomplish by this? That it would make her more cuddly and relatable?

@charityquill4965 16 дней назад

It seems to be a horribly botched attempt to appeal to blue-collar and conservative folks by being all "I ain't no snowflake librul, I do what's gots to be done" without any self reflection that no, none of her horrid actions were necessary! I myself realize farmwork isn't pretty and requires killing animals for meat, or sometimes have to be put down because of sickness or untreatable injury. But it should still come from a place of compassion and empathy for the animals. There was nothing wrong with the dog, it just needed PROPER training and a leash, or simply be re-homed. It and the goat and horses did not deserve what happened to them :(

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 16 дней назад

Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable. Has anyone checked on her children?

@jiblitin1520 15 дней назад

Apparently her children were never happy, so she didn't need to do anything about them.

@scottpetersen2964 17 дней назад

Who the hell shoots a puppy for being a puppy and a goat for being a goat? The Republican party that’s who

@russellmiles2861 17 дней назад

Gosh, myth making is getting a run who ... The answer is a lot of people. In the Greyhound racing industry it is standard practice. If puppy don't meet breeders standard they kill it. The local Municipal authorities are faced with dealing with abandoned animals all they time ...

@colmcollins7993 17 дней назад

@@russellmiles2861 That's fucked up though. Animal rescue groups should connect & work something out. If that don't work, Korean BBQ! 😅. I'd try to save the dogs.

@communitygardener17 17 дней назад

@@colmcollins7993Greyhounds who are tossed out by the race track industry are sent to shelters and do make very fine pets. They are actually lazy and easy to live with.

@RictusHolloweye 17 дней назад

@@russellmiles2861 - Wow, suddenly the greyhound racing industry looks kind of mean. It really isn't difficult to rehome a puppy. Noem just wanted to use her guns to kill something... and then kill something else.

@kitcobain444 17 дней назад

Greyhound rescue organizations have saved hundreds of thousands of Greyhound dogs with grants obtained by the ASPCA and get rehomed to specific families who for example don't have other pets due to the high prey drive seen in the fast dogs. Irresponsible greedy breeders kill the inbred puppies which not only can't make $1200 profit per pup, also can't see or hear, or walk correctly due to deformity. It's just a sickening situation all around what humans do to other mammals and themselves tbh. 😢😢😢

@terryt.1643 17 дней назад

Trump is untrainable, too, Kristi…. and he’s old and smells bad.

@pietwandelaar1743 17 дней назад

And he smells a lot worse than a goat. Hmmm.

@MrVovansim 17 дней назад

And, evidently, hasn't been neutered yet.

@bonzrh68 17 дней назад

🤣😂🤣😂🤣! Very True! I'm very sure Trump is scared of her!

@bonzrh68 17 дней назад

@@MrVovansim 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@iyeetsecurity922 17 дней назад

It needs done, Kristi. It is time for you to once again do what you do best. Go Kristi. Go!

@candycoatedchump 16 дней назад

dude, I got a 5 month old puppy, as far as we can tell he's deaf and I taught him how to sit and shake hands in a few weeks, it wasn't easy. he's still hyper and happy but not untrainable.

@kingraw2000 16 дней назад

one of the best monologues Colbert sir, I really have tears in my eyes

@SpaceForceCommander 17 дней назад

Noem’s political career belongs in that gravel pit, never to rise again.

@JeffMountainPicker 17 дней назад

If you're old enough to remember the old B&W Twilight Zone, the episode staring Young Billy Mummy had his character "sending you out to the cornfield..." if you annoyed him. All it took was his menacing glare, and POOF, you'd vanish from the room and be "in the cornfield" never to be seen again 😮 A very touchy, wicked li'l demon with grade A telekinesis! 😮

@catalinacurio 17 дней назад

@@JeffMountainPicker My favourite Twilight Zone was the monster on the airplane wing, that’s trump ripping holes out of America… 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

@MsWarriordiva 17 дней назад

Actually in a septic tank.

@CrystalLynn1988 17 дней назад

Someone needs to put her in there like she did cricket.

@patcee4008 17 дней назад

@@JeffMountainPicker This SD Gov sounds like she should be an actress. She'd be a natural for the role of a superannuated Rhoda Penmark. The character played by Patty McCormack in "The Bad Seed" (1956). She and Trump should get along infamously.

@Jen7867 17 дней назад

The suggestion that this is just "what people normally do in rural areas" in order to get rid of a dog, or a goat, or any animal that they no longer want is absolutely ridiculous.

@pickledragonrebel 17 дней назад

As a rural resident, this is so true. Wtf does she think she's foolin'?

@mr.raymond6586 17 дней назад

@@pickledragonrebel😅! +

@mikejankowski6321 17 дней назад

If you hear banjos...run!

@lovetafrank7852 17 дней назад

I hear them every time a republikkkan speaks.

@MiloSweet22 17 дней назад

She's a gaslighter like all of Drumpfs toadies.

@kentgasaway47 16 дней назад

YOUR WRITERS ARE ON FIRE! WELL DONE!

@VJKBorahae 16 дней назад

Shouldn’t that be reported as animal cruelty & abuse?

@MrPhotodoc 17 дней назад

"Cricket" is just another example of what happens to all living things when they get near a Republican.

@Killahz9 17 дней назад

Best comment.

@turnerfrank-pw3bi 17 дней назад

@@Killahz9 Referring to drag queen story hour, or your local public school?🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@kmick8108 17 дней назад

They might kill you or make you one of the cult and suck your soul.

@intomnia3313 17 дней назад

It’s a carefree life in Republicania

@Human_Earthling 17 дней назад

Absolutely agree!

@Leonaza7 17 дней назад

She was negligent in multiple ways. 1. Not training her puppy 2. Not containing the puppy while visiting the chicken owning neighbors 3. Not having the goat neutered What a heinous, awful, psychopath!

@JeanParker-zh4jv 17 дней назад

She could had the puppy in a new home

@RevLeigh55 17 дней назад

It’s what we’ve come to expect from the members of the morally bankrupt Republican party.

@bozotro 17 дней назад

I was going to go with "Not having any human decency."

@mycosys 17 дней назад

Why are we pretending anyone other prospective running mate is any different? DeSantis personally T0rtu3d political prisoners. We have a legislature that believes using physical force to deliver your opinion and enforce your will is normal - if you feel morally justified. We have a society that rewards the ruthlessness, charisma and ability to lie of psychopaths, theyre greatly overrepresented as CEOs and politicians.

@gamepapa1211 17 дней назад

"Heinous, awful psychopath" is precisely what the Republican Party wanted. Is it even any surprise that she is Trump's favorite?

@saidtoshimaru1832 16 дней назад

"I guess if I were a better politician I wouldn't tell the story here". That's the moment in which something remotely similar to aconscience came into Noem's head, but luckily she then dragged it to a gravel pit.

@nancydenmark1614 16 дней назад

For anyone saying a 14 month old dog is not a puppy, you’ve obviously never heard that larger breed dogs don’t mature like smaller breeds do. Also, I have an 11 year old German Shepherd and have had chickens that whole time. She has never hurt any chickens and will just lay down and watch them. It’s called training. You rehome a dog that’s not working out for your situation if it comes to that, not shoot them. I’m not even going to get into the goat issue.I hope she doesn’t have any animals ever again.

@DrakonicMonarch 15 дней назад

Plus 14 years old is right smack dab in the middle of adolescence for many dogs, that's when they go through their "rebellious phase" and start testing boundaries and get incredibly unwieldy. Basically dog teenagers. That's completely normal behavior. They tend to settle down between the two and three year mark.

@moresalad221 17 дней назад

Im going to repeat this again... I'd rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges...

@gregbors8364 17 дней назад

Trump will be 78 before the election, so, basically the same age

@kateuhler7803 17 дней назад

I'd vote for a paper bag over that orange monster.

@ulysessoliverasponyman 17 дней назад

Same here

@susanfrancis5471 17 дней назад

I’d vote for an old shoe box over trump. I’d trust it to make better decisions , and take fewer bribes.

@nevamo7820 17 дней назад

Numbers don't lie. 😂 Ralph E Noel for president of the United States of America. I don't kill puppies. Wow my approval rating just went up!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jayjayjohnson777 17 дней назад

You know what my dog's previous owner did when she couldn't get her to stop chasing chickens. SHE REHOMED HER WITH ME. I have no chickens.

@lenawagenfuehr53 17 дней назад

It never occurred to anyone to train the dog properly?

@a.johnson4210 17 дней назад

Also: she had just taken the dog on a pheasant hunt?! She had just told the dog that hurting birds was okay?! Why would anyone expect an UNTRAINED PUPPY to recognize the difference between pheasants and chickens???

@nigeh5326 17 дней назад

@@a.johnson4210it’s not about not realising a young dog needed training. It’s about her own self important narcissism and sense of privilege. She’s no better than the dumb pos Ethan Couch who killed four innocent people driving drunk then got off because his defence said he suffered from ‘affluenze’

@IMeMineWho 16 дней назад

❤❤❤❤❤

@gilhernandeziii4031 16 дней назад

PETA needs to protest 😮😮😮

@jjjesberger8171 16 дней назад

Is there no animal cruelty laws in South Dakota? She should be arrested.

@23_Beans 17 дней назад

I lost my German Shorthair Pointer last year. Best dog I've ever had. *There are no bad dogs, only bad trainers.* She's a horrible person. The fact she thought people would receive that information favorably in any way is almost as psychotic as the act itself.

@knightofthelivingdrones2646 17 дней назад

I’ve been taking my dog to obedience training. There is a white German Shepherd mix that just barks and lunges at the other dog in class. The trainer put the dividers in an area so they could work with the dog without the dog being triggered by seeing the other dogs. It has been 7 weeks. The dog was brought in with the other dogs for a few minutes and it was relatively calm. A huge win for them. This couple has been doing the hard work. I am happier for their dog’s improvement than my own.

@cathyleatherman3097 17 дней назад

What kind of awful woman is this ! She needs mental health help quickly !

@annakingry9157 17 дней назад

She thought killing farm animals would show how tough she is??

@Plantbliss 17 дней назад

What “kills me” is she said something about doing the hard thing. No she didn’t spending the time training the dog would have been the hard thing. She took the easy for a psycho way out

@Old_Scot 16 дней назад

Who takes a wee dog to a farm and doesn't keep it on a leash?

@arpie100 17 дней назад

Experts say harming animals is a “high-risk” red flag.

@meganm1074 17 дней назад

At this point a red hat is a red flag.

@barrettpickett5603 17 дней назад

Experts are always fools.

@bishop51807 17 дней назад

@@barrettpickett5603 what the veterinarians and animal trainers are the freaking, out also harming animals is a well known FBI profile.

@nelliekenny9630 17 дней назад

To kill her child's dog is beyond disgusting.

@janicebunch7599 17 дней назад

What did she say when kids asked where is Cricket?

@janetw.5706 16 дней назад

Absolutely incredible monologue tonight. Hilarious! Great writers and perfect delivery…

@justtwobrotherspokemon 16 дней назад

Absolutely most insane sadistic governor in history. The "farm life" defense doesn't make any sense at all. That only applies to horses with broken legs or coyotes attacking cattle. Not a puppy. You can pick the puppy up and give it away

@gogreen7794 17 дней назад

Noem's cruelty is another example of a gun-owner who believes that the solution to just about any problem, any issue, any sense of anger, frustration, greed, jealousy, etc., is to use a gun, which too often ends in the death of human(s) or animal(s).

@BGM16 17 дней назад

Well said,

@SC-sf8xt 17 дней назад

Psycho killer Qu'est ce c'est?

@thisbushnell2012 17 дней назад

@SC-sf8xt Either a killer wno is a psycho, or a killer of psychos. in Noem's case, it can be translated either way and still be correct.

@johnbell1810 17 дней назад

if only she became a bipolor schiz, she could to a fighting club moment

@lenawagenfuehr53 17 дней назад

It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer tries to host an NRA meeting...the night before, he turns out the lights by shooting all the lightbulbs

@timetraveller6643 17 дней назад

I grew up on my family's farm. We didn't shoot any puppies.

@amyping624 17 дней назад

What? You mean you lived on a farm where it wasn't the norm to shoot puppies in the face or botched murder attempts on goats because you had a personality conflict with them ? What kind of crazy tree hugging farm did you grow up on?😅

@bunzeebear2973 16 дней назад

I grew up near a farm too. A Farmer does not shoot his own stock when he can sell it. Dog or goat or sheep. Farmers were not that rich. . Sure my German Shepard chased after the chickens but when they flew well he had no answer for that. The farm dog just laid there like old Duke. He did not care about the chickens, then my Shepherd saw the turkeys and they would not fly nor back down. When they raised their wings they looked Much Bigger so dog backed away until he found the geese which would either fly away to a pond or hiss and honk at the dog and take it head on and nipped the dog enough times it decided geese that stood their ground were as bad as the turkeys. So he went after the ones in the pond, barking at them from shore first before getting wet. That pond was man made so it was 8 feet deep. The dog tried to swim after the geese but when he was in the middle the geese flew off...so he had to get out of that hole & couldn't so I had to help it get out of the water with a wooden raft. The ducks it left alone -mainly because they flew to the pond. So, no harm done.

@TruthOverFear21 16 дней назад

Why PETA isn't protesting this woman for her cruelty towards animals?

@DrakonicMonarch 15 дней назад

Probably because PETA puts down dogs for just existing all the time

@Brasswatchman 10 дней назад

Do they even exist at this point?

@CBTZeppeli 2 дня назад

Because they approve.

@arkados3008 16 дней назад

the automatic subtitles put "gnome" instead of Noem, and that the monologue even funnier

@alro11 17 дней назад

that woman is a bad actor i’ve been writing her and calling her office for years for her racist and violent ways- vote her out SD

@nomiddlenamenmn427 16 дней назад

I believe Noem has Karma coming for her Joker grin.

@ethanbnyc 17 дней назад

Better title for her book: taking America to the gravel pit - a memoir

@FireElement7 17 дней назад

😂 good one

@turnerfrank-pw3bi 17 дней назад

I prefer: "Trump owns me like the Dims owned slaves"

@meh8982 17 дней назад

At last, the slogan the GOP has been searching for.

@t.tenney3470 17 дней назад

Perfect

@ThatOpalGuy 17 дней назад

@@turnerfrank-pw3bi those same "dims" are tre45on supporters today. Your great great grandparents were democrats.

@AthenaKeatingThomas 16 дней назад

Noem also gave an "explanation" tweet, mentioning how her family had to recently kill 3 horses. Three?? Why?? Seriously, her farm's going under, and she could really really use some time under a 72 hours psychiatric hold.

@HylianFox3 16 дней назад

"I hated that dog" are not the words of someone who sounds remorseful.

@evenflowsteven 17 дней назад

It’s no longer a gravel pit, it’s a crime scene.

@mayrav1155 16 дней назад

Or a pet cemetery. 😥

@citiboikidd6372 17 дней назад

05:21 - "Nasty and mean" and smelled "disgusting, musky, rancid"?? Excellent description of tRump!!!

@marshwetland3808 17 дней назад

well, he's the personification of an old goat. Even walks funny as if he has hooves - lol.

@mariagoode5903 17 дней назад

😂😂😂😂😂I was having a bad day until I read your comment! Thank you ❤

@adventurecreations3214 16 дней назад

Prosecute for animal abuse

@michaelmega7786 16 дней назад

She's the perfect running mate for trump .

@seankeeton7529 15 дней назад

I really hope he still picks her. She’d torpedo his chances in November.

@nevzzzor 12 дней назад

Are you not bothered by anti-republican propaganda in the media and lies? Doesn't the silence about Biden and his son on evening shows bother you? No? Are you ready to discuss Trump?

@peacheswilliams4539 10 дней назад

@@seankeeton7529He's aready doing that for HIMSELF!😂😂😂😂

@MichaelSplatkins 17 дней назад

Do any Republicans actually think that hate filled bloodlust towards puppies because you suck at training them is a desirable trait in a leader?

@terrq5150 17 дней назад

Yes they do.😢

@quantom6 17 дней назад

I bet you they do

@ninjabluefyre3815 17 дней назад

America is a farce.

@jessicatymczak5852 17 дней назад

They are actually defending her actions. It’s sick. It’s gross and just evil. Something wrong with these people😮

@guardforever9661 17 дней назад

As someone who used to work in a pet store, yeah, they do. They consider anyone and anything disposable if it inconveniences them.

@mesmartgnome 17 дней назад

Grew up on a farm with lots of animals. Never killed one for being untrained or smelling bad.

@jeancameron9474 16 дней назад

This is incredibly funny. Colbert is so good.

@WizzardofOdds 17 дней назад

If Noem shot the goat for smelling bad, she will probably lose out on being Trumps running mate. He''d be going to the gravel pit.

@debwilson245 17 дней назад

smelling bad AND eating chickens - To the Gravel Pit, Trump!

@kellygoodman4773 17 дней назад

That's even better than jail! Let psycho woman take care of him.

@kitcobain444 17 дней назад

Off he should go!

@francewestby6844 17 дней назад

😂 well said

@SD_slots 17 дней назад

What kind of person kills a puppy. She belongs in prison for animal cruelty

@bonnieb9238 17 дней назад

She should but wont cause this country sucks & only rewards horrible ppl

@russellmiles2861 17 дней назад

Oh it hardly uncommon ...

@blackqueen164 17 дней назад

@@russellmiles2861So that makes it ok?

@cmconley33 17 дней назад

@@russellmiles2861Just because it happens doesn’t mean it’s right. There ARE laws against animal cruelty, or for simply killing an animal for being an animal. There is also a proper way to put down an ill, suffering pet-and it doesn’t involve a gun. I’ve only seen (actually heard) an animal shot once: it was deer that had been hit by a car and had more broken bones than intact ones. It was still alive, but making the most awful sounds I’ve ever heard-it was abundantly clear the animal was suffering horribly. The police officer told everyone to walk around the block, and he shot the deer to end its suffering. I can still hear that gun-shot. When you need to put an animal down, you summon a veterinarian. They are capable of euthanizing an animal in a humane way. And yes, they do make house-calls at farms. Noem just didn’t bother to call the vet: probably because she knew the veterinarian would refuse to kill the puppy or goat for the reasons Noem did.

@ElSantoLuchador 17 дней назад

@@russellmiles2861 Common among psychos. She also broke the law.

@blakethebeast3174 16 дней назад

Why would you take a non-hunting dog hunting? That shows such a lapse in judgment I wouldn't vote for her just on that, not even mentioning the fact she told the story in the first place? Is there a requirement for the Republican Party that you have to be mentally-imbalanced? Should I get tested and switch parties if I don't get committed?

@mywaterfountain 15 дней назад

That uncomfortable feeling you get hearing about a person murdering their puppy for behaving like a puppy (and then going on a shooting spree with the rest of their farm animals), and bragging about it in a book like it represents inner strength. Your ghostwriter must really hate you.

@jasonolson3133 17 дней назад

Serial killers start off with animals.

@israelcm7246 17 дней назад

Oh yes they do.

@peacheswilliams4539 10 дней назад

Ahhh, VP serial killer and President Dictator, what could possibly go wrong? 😂😂😂

@pthaloblue100 17 дней назад

"Cricket was the picture of pure joy, I hated that dog." - Kristi Noem If someone tells you who they are believe them.

@seaninness334 16 дней назад

So much gold in this monologue... We missed you Stephen!

@latha9002 16 дней назад

One of Stephen’s BEST!

@trinityreadings8042 17 дней назад

Most life stories about serial killers begin with a kid killing an animal.....

@shobalmani1 16 дней назад

Oh my goodness!!!

@teax25 16 дней назад

yeah. That a warning sign that here is something wrong with the person. I see that all the time in animal abuse cases that involve the person killing an animal, especial if there is a history of it on the animal rescue show. The judge ALWAY bring up that said person may need help.

@lauraschulz5209 16 дней назад

Jeffry Dammor

@surfarijeff7884 16 дней назад

@@lauraschulz5209 Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't as bad as Noem when it came to animal killing. Excerpt from his bio: "True, Dahmer would find roadkill and take it back to his house surrounded by the woods and dissect and clean the bones of the already-dead animals (sometimes even with his dad, Lionel), but he was not the person who initially killed them or ran them over." "There is a record of Dahmer hurting at least one living animal as a child. After giving one of his elementary school teachers some tadpoles as a gift, young Dahmer became violent when he learned his teacher had then re-gifted them to one of his friends. As the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported, Dahmer eventually murdered the tadpoles in retaliation.

@bonniehoke-scedrov4906 16 дней назад

@dr.victorvs 17 дней назад

As a neuropsychologist... that was not funny. That dog was literally more sentient than a baby. I have no words to describe how insane it is that she isn't behind bars. This is a crime called animal cruelty in most countries, and she just admitted to it.

@clarencegreen3071 17 дней назад

She will pay for it in one way or another. I do not wish her well.

@wayneperry7413 17 дней назад

I think she gets away with it merely on how long ago it occurred

@AnthonyCuozzo-dd4yj 17 дней назад

@@wayneperry7413 Sadly, I don't think she will pay a price. This a person who bragged on national TV about "keeping South Dakota open" during the height of the pandemic regardless of the consequences. She personifies the Republican Party today - evil to the core, interested in only exacting cruelty on anyone and everyone. And let's not even get into the "pro-life" stuff. The worst part is that if (God forbid) Trump becomes president again, Noem could conceivably become VP. Says a lot about the sad state of the country....

@mindlessgonzo 17 дней назад

It was all to please a guy who hates pets and it sadly worked. Trump promoted that book and she might be his VP mate.

@msjadeli 17 дней назад

She's setting the stage for what comes next in the maga agenda.

@KJ-wh8fu 16 дней назад

Shouldn't Noem be arrested for killing animals? Fined? Ostracized? All of the above?

@douglashenry6996 16 дней назад

I was a letter carrier for 30 years, and I was attacked by dogs several times. But I would never blame the dog. The fault lies with the irresponsible owner that failed to control their dog.

@TonyStark-xr2om 17 дней назад

Why did Noem take a dog that just chased off a bunch of BIRDS, around chickens! 🤦‍♂️ Bad owner!

@victoriabaker4400 17 дней назад

Totally.

@lenawagenfuehr53 17 дней назад

She's pandering to the NRA types. She's so dumb she thinks this makes her look both tough and sympathetic.

@andypanda4756 17 дней назад

To go from a bird hunt to a chicken yard, to a dog, is like a command to kill a chicken.

@tenerifecats6652 17 дней назад

There is no bad dog; there are bad dog owners.

@janicebunch7599 17 дней назад

She has demonstrated bad judgement previously with covid policy which led to human deaths.

@Facetiously.Esoteric 17 дней назад

She is legally blocked from setting foot in 18% of her own state because of insane comments she made about Native Americans there.

@louisalasseur2721 16 дней назад

Thank you!! I was going to say the same thing! I understand she is horrible for killing a puppy. But she is also a monster for how she treats humans.

@paulastiles5507 16 дней назад

And don't forget the Sturgis superspreader rally that needlessly killed a bunch of people in 2020.

@amyschulte7223 16 дней назад

And banned on some reservations in North Dakota, too.

@j.sanchez5566 16 дней назад

Seems ilke she checks all the boxes. Trump's running mate for sure.

@joycemansfield1108 16 дней назад

Really omg

@sheilalopez3983 16 дней назад

Aren't serial killers those who destroy small animals. Anybody know where noem's children are?

@dreawearsshoes 12 дней назад

My 10 month old puppy killed one of our chickens. Our first thought was "we really need to spend more time with leash training and leave-it so she can be around the chickens". It took us 2 days to remedy the situation. My puppy is happily waiting for fetch instead of dead.

@jonhanna4076 17 дней назад

Kristi Noem's idiocy is... unprecedented. Way to go, majority of South Dakota voters!

@patcee4008 17 дней назад

South Dakota must have and Electoral College too.

@c.a.savage5689 17 дней назад

Not once but twice-elected governor. Luckily she can't run a third time.

@williamcrowe2576 17 дней назад

Boycott South Dakota.

@joyhaig1286 17 дней назад

Does anyone even visit South Dakota?

@williamcrowe2576 17 дней назад

@@joyhaig1286 They won't after this.

@carlamongold33 17 дней назад

Check out how she has treated Native Americans in South Dakota! Four Sioux reservations have banned her for racism and cruelty!

@BananaAlert 16 дней назад

Excellent writing, very witty, excellent joke delivery ! 😄

@twodogsmom-mg9rb 15 дней назад

Grandma's next, going to the gravel pit. Serial killers start with animals and move to people. What a monster!!

@alexandradaniele 17 дней назад

Serial killers start by killing animals. Noem also shot 3 of her horses.

@Dispellinglies 17 дней назад

@alexandradaniele 100% it's just a matter of time😂

@dennischristopher9952 17 дней назад

Her policies will undoubtedly kill people. She wants to slash Medicare..that will kill countless elderly and disabled people. She probably looks at the elderly as a nuisance just like her animals

@orangejjay 17 дней назад

And to think that she volunteered this information thinking it would make her more relatable. Not sure about you guys but I don't have any friends that are proud about murdering animals. What kind of world does someone live in where you not only kill innocent animals but you also brag about as a way to increase your appeal? 😂 Poor Cricket. Fortunately Cricket's life gets to continue live on as a way to guard dog all of us from this psychopath. ❤

@zbaschtian 16 дней назад

And a prominent political party in the US is seriously considering putting her in the line of command for nuclear weapons...

@serendipitouslytranscenden8843 17 дней назад

What I actually find funny is that these Republicans believe themselves to be God loving Christians. I honestly don't think God would agree.

@user-lq8ry6pg2b 17 дней назад

Except Republicans don't know what love is 💯%

@janmay7961 17 дней назад

She’s also pro life except for dogs, goat and horses

@TimBear-px9gj 17 дней назад

He doesn't agree and the Bible explains all that in detail.

@beautyblack6931 17 дней назад

Truth 😢

@kami_in_the_skye 17 дней назад

Every atheist is light years closer to God than every conservative Christian.

@AaronLitz 16 дней назад

The fact that it apparently _never even occurred to her to find another home for the puppy_ is what really reveals the truth about her.

@marianneleth4957 15 дней назад

Stephen Colbert on FIRE tonight!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dannyburleigh1 17 дней назад

It was a Bird Dog!!/A German Shorthaired Pointer!! She should do 12 years in Jail for THAT!!

@patriciamurfitt4590 17 дней назад

A bird dog killed a bird. She had no leash on the dog and let her around chickens. She didn't expect a bird dog to kill a bird?? Shows how stupid she is 😅

@JRoss-zxzx 17 дней назад

A bird dog that she failed to train too.

@realhorrorshow8547 17 дней назад

@@JRoss-zxzx A bird dog that was happily following its' instincts and so, likely, willing to learn.

@gwenfooteprints 17 дней назад

She wanted him to hunt birds and he did- chickens, which MANY DOGS DO AS PUPPIES> I grew up on a farm and so you train your dogs to differentiate the birds! I did.

@Jain1906 16 дней назад

That's 84 years in dog years.

@EonJinn 17 дней назад

My heart is broken and my anger is boiling.

@blueprairiedog 17 дней назад

Don't lose hope. Vote Blue and save our country!

@rampagephoenix1735 17 дней назад

You and me both and im a cat person.

@kitcobain444 17 дней назад

It's really a painful thought. That poor pooch💔and the goat. I would love to have never heard this story, but if she's trying to get VP, we have to pay attention. VOTE 💙 🗳 BLUE!!!!!

@catherinephonevalencia2937 16 дней назад

As always Mr. Colbert, You're the Best! Especially the Pecker Part!

@thorfinsky1427 16 дней назад

😳

@Mapleman-gd3gk 12 дней назад

just classic...Stephen Colbert is a real treat to "listen and laugh" to....so funny, so classic. Thank you Stephen

@sherrinunya4079 16 дней назад

We've had a farm for decades. Not once have we done this. She's a psychopath!

@2528drevas 16 дней назад

If you think so, then the animals on the farm were smarter than you.

@wordsculpt 10 дней назад

@@2528drevasare you attention seeking?

@johnl9135 17 дней назад

If she can do that to a 14 months puppy, imagine what will happen to her family when she loses it.

@kitcoffey7194 17 дней назад

We need to stop making stupid and dangerous people rich and famous while good people work and live in obscurity and poverty.

@user-bg9tz5lt5w 17 дней назад

She's already cheating on the first gentleman with some former Trump aid.

@KombuchaBuzzed 17 дней назад

Gravel pit

@pedersonjason5256 16 дней назад

If I were Kristie Noem, water boarding couldn't have gotten me to tell that story.

@JBrunoJr1 16 дней назад

Stephen, that was one of your best monologues!

@elendilnz 17 дней назад

Norm should be charged with cruelty to animals. I wouldn’t vote for her under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

@MsWarriordiva 17 дней назад

Noem.

@taranullius9221 17 дней назад

Hard to do that re: dog given it's "aggressive" history and SC laws (by the sound of it, it's legal) but the goat? Yeah. You don't do that because they're annoying. You only do it when you have no other option/no access to a vet and because the animal is suffering.

@ik7482 17 дней назад

if she became VP & Trump P, think what would happen if something happened to Trump

@ik7482 17 дней назад

Noem is not of the Norm.

@lenkacfk7155 17 дней назад

I'm really surprised her kids made it this far - kids can be more annoying than any animal...

@verovero__34 17 дней назад

In Italy she would be persecuted for this. It is a serious crime to kill a dog

@victoriabaker4400 17 дней назад

It's a real crime in many jurisdictions in the U.S. as well. Unclear at this time what the law is in South Dakota. I hope it's being looked into.

@orion7763 17 дней назад

Noem justified her killing because The dog killed a chicken. Apparently in South Dakota if a dog kills a farm animal it is legal to kill the dog.

@meganm1074 17 дней назад

Apparently it is now a felony there, if she did it now, but this was a long time ago. It was a second class misdemeanour, even at the time.

@verovero__34 17 дней назад

Good that the law has changed since👌

@cyndiurbancic2011 16 дней назад

it is here too, a felony

@oldauntzibby4395 12 дней назад

The writers of this monologue were on fire! Great callbacks. 😂😂😂

@SaBoTeUr2001 16 дней назад

I've had a few unmanageable dogs before. Mainly, their problem was attacking other dogs/people that they shouldn't attack. There were two that I managed with physical restraint (put on a chain when unsupervised), while the others were sent to friends who didn't have other dogs (these were the dogs that wanted to be the only dog getting any attention). No one had to die.

@c.m.169 17 дней назад

She's trying to appeal to the gun nuts.

@benn454 17 дней назад

She's doing it wrong, then. Hunters love their dogs. This woman is just a psycho.

@jessicatymczak5852 17 дней назад

Or the Hannibal Lector fans 😮

@kitcoffey7194 17 дней назад

Yeah pretty alarming how many guns are in America

@user-ug6cx4ji9f 17 дней назад

Trying to prove herself decisive .

@titichartay7216 17 дней назад

Boasting about killing defenceless puppies & goats indicates a psychopathic pattern. As for the chicken "defence" how stupid is it to let an untrained, hyped up puppy to be off leash around free range chickens ?! Just who else has she shot in her death pit ?

@jessicatymczak5852 17 дней назад

Is she missing any children?

@kimclarke5018 17 дней назад

@@jessicatymczak5852right..

@titichartay7216 17 дней назад

@@jessicatymczak5852 well said, exactly ! or does she also fit her kids with shock collars ?!

@HowardDaniels-uw8tj 15 дней назад

I've rewatched this 10+ times!

@yoursolutionsource 16 дней назад

Loved the water spray joke

@ziqi92 17 дней назад

How sheltered do you have to be to think that killing your dog and goat in this way is in any form remotely acceptable?

@t.tenney3470 17 дней назад

There were witnesses! Now this makes sense.

@shimomiaizo 17 дней назад

ALL WHILE claiming to be a farm kid... wow.

@kenbrown2808 17 дней назад

I don't think "sheltered" is the term for it.

@marusnak1113 17 дней назад

Or, especially remotely acceptable in someone holding the highest office in her state with an eye, most likely, to holding the highest office in our homeland.

@JRoss-zxzx 17 дней назад

Not sheltered, psychopathic

@skycloud7637 17 дней назад

Psyco Governor! HORRIBLE PERSON!!!

@thevegandragon_ 17 дней назад

But you support people like her every day when you buy meat and dairy.

@lorrie2878 17 дней назад

Perfect running mate for the Mango Monster! Women are taking the upcoming election away from the Pubtards.

@debmye6959 17 дней назад

@@macdonaldmauriceNo matter if ppl loves animals, they would still love and vote for her. Sick ppl.

@sherrieludwig508 17 дней назад

She's a Republican, so you have no reason to expect anything else.

@jennylee9278 17 дней назад

She could have given away those animals. The dog was a pure-bred bird dog. All she needed was proper training. Or Hell, keep it as a pet. What a horrible person.