I know Marlene has originally been used for the Madagascar franchise but Madagascar 4 couldn't happen and I don't think it will ever get to happen but I still want Marlene into a movie though. So now, I want her into Kung Fu Panda 5 and I want her to be part of Po's extensive Kung Fu Student team. She'll also have something in common with Po, wear a vest and pants and be redesigned by Kung Fu Panda designers. I also want somebody in California to work with Dreamworks on the idea so we won't be disappointed that she couldn't get to be in a movie.
Malin: Oh, oh! Oh, oh oh oh. Announcer: Prepare for the return... Malin: Wa-tai! Wa! Sha-sha-booey! Announcer: Of awesomeness. Malin: My fist hungers for justice. That was my fist. Kung Fu Staring Contest! Go! You guys look amazing by the way. Announcer: Kung Fu Otter 2
Malin: You guys! Did you see that? I was just like..Wa- Tai! Yeah. Shutu: Malin, I have received a message. Malin: From the universe? Shutu: From the messenger. Malin: Oh yeah. Of course. Shutu: Our greatest masters are disappearing. I fear this the work of Lord Fang (cobra) who has unleashed a new kind of threat on our world. This could mean the end of Kung Fu. Malin: But I just got Kung Fu. Shutu: And now, you must save it. Take the Five. It is time for the next phase of your journey. Malin: My fist hungers for justice. That was my fist. Linsang: We need to get to that tower without being spotted by those weasels. Malin: Got it. Stealth mode. Cricket: I hate being squished around. Malin: Hey. Weasel: Hey. Huh? Mouse Kid: Ech! Tree Shrew: I like it. Malin: How can Kung Fu... Weasel: Fire! Malin: Stop something that stops Kung Fu? Shutu: Remember, Dragon Warrior. When you follow the noble path, anything is possible. Malin: I'm freaking in. Squirrel: Where are the signs? Malin: What signs? So many signs. Ah, my old enemy: Dry Stairs.
Announcer: A Kung Fu master is prepared to train hard, move fast... Cricket: Incoming! Announcer: Be brave. Gecko: Come on! Announcer: And above all, be ready for anything. Shutu: Perfect. Malin: Really? Shutu: No, again. Announcer: But this time, nothing can prepare her for her greatest challenge yet. Otter Lady: Yeah! Malin: Who are you? Otter Lady: I'm Lu Xi. I'm looking for my daughter. Malin: You lost your daughter? Lu: Yes, many years ago. Malin: I've lost my mother. Lu: I'm very sorry. Malin: Thank you. Lu: Well, good luck to you. Malin: You too. I hope you find your daughter. Lu: And I hope you find your mother.
Malin: Master Shutu? Good time, bad time? Shutu: Time is an illusion, there is only the now. Malin: So now's a good time? Shutu: You must take the next step on your journey from warrior to teacher. Malin: But I'm no good at it. Oh no! It's the Dragon Teacher! She's so amazing! Wa- Tai! A tailorbird named Mrs. Song( adoptive mother): Malin? Malin: Oh, hey Mom. What's up? Shutu: You're terrible at it. Malin: Who are you? Lu: I'm looking for my daughter. Malin: Mom? Lu: Give your old girl a hug! Mrs. Song: How we even know she's related to you? Lu: Look at that! Come with me. There's a secret otter village in the waterfall hills. Malin: Whoa. Lu: Welcome home, hon. Malin: You look just like me but a baby. You're like me but old. Grandpa Otter: Oh, she's adorable. Ow! I'm good. Female Muntjac Deer: Kun has returned! Mouse and Bird: Who? Kun: Master of Pain, Doe of Vengeance, Maker of Widows. Bird: I don't know. Kun: Okay, I used to work with Gui. Mouse and Bird: Oh, Master Gui! Kun: Silence! Linsang: Kun attacked the valley. It's all gone. Now, she's coming for the otters. You must teach them to fight. Malin: I am ready. I'm gonna turn you into Kung Fu masters. Hai! No one said this gonna be easy. Male otter named Andongni: Get ready to rock with danger! Malin: Enemies of Justice! Prepare for whoa...are you kidding me? Kun: You must be the Dragon Warrior. Malin: How about you spare me the chitchat? Kun: I'm going to take your... Malin: Chitchat! Kun: In the... Malin: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat. Kun: In... Malin: Chat-chat-chat. Kun: In the... Malin: Chitchat. Cricket: We've gotta get in there! Hornbill (female): But Master Shutu said... Cricket: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Pigeon's going in there and he's a pigeon.
Shutu: Malin, you must take the next step on your journey. Incredible power awaits you. Malin: Justice is about to be served! We'll have two justice platters please. Linsang, did you want some extra sauce with that? Tree-Shrew: He wants it on the side. Linsang: On the side. Malin: On the side. Shutu: If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now. Malin: I like who I am. Shutu: You don't even know who you are. Lu: I'm looking for my daughter. Malin: Mom? Lu: Give your old girl a hug! Mrs. Song: How do we know she's even related to you? Lu: Look at that! It's like looking at a water reflection. Come home with me. Malin: Whoa. Andongni: Hey, I'm Andongni. Lu: You must discover what it is to be an otter. Malin: Yeah! Awesome! Lu: There, there. Malin: I'm fine, I'm fine. Lu: There you go. Kun: Kun has returned! Mouse and Bird: Who? Kun: Master of Pain, Doe of Vengeance, Maker of Widows. Bird: I don't know. Kun: Okay, I used to work with Gui. Mouse and Bird: Oh, Master Gui. Kun: Silence! Gui: You must save the world. Malin: There's no way I can stop her. Lu: Unless you had an army of your own. Malin: You don't even know kung fu. Lu: Then, you will teach us. Malin: Hai! No one said this was gonna be easy. I'm gonna turn you into Kung Fu masters. My tummy. The dumpling squadron will take position here on my signal. The noodle squadron will...this is the spot where...okay, I saw that coming. Kun: This was the one destined to stop me? Malin: How about you spare me the chitchat? Kun: I'm going to take your... Malin: Chitchat! Kun: In the... Malin: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat. Kun: In... Malin: Chat-chat-chat! Kun: In the... Malin: Chitchat. Announcer: Kung Fu Otter 3 Malin: This is Master Flying Hog's Battle Armor. Lu: I wonder what this does. I should pull it. Malin: I think I just wet myself a little.
This is my version of the Kung Fu Panda movie trailers. Announcer: Behold the ancient styles of Kung Fu: Tree Shrew, Hornbill, Cricket, Gecko, Linsang, Otter. Female Otter named Malin: Don't tell Tree Shrew. Pika master named Shutu: Go ahead, Otter. show us what you can do. Malin: Okay, yeah. I mean I just took a bath. So I'm still drying up. So my Kung Fu might not be as good as later on. Announcer: Kung Fu Otter Malin: How's that?
Announcer: In a land of tradition and honor. One Kung Fu master... Shutu: Let's get started. Announcer: Has trained five of the greatest warriors the world has ever known. But this master's biggest challenge has just arrived. Malin: I'm coming. Dry stairs. Yeah! Shutu: Go ahead Otter, Show us what you can do. Malin: Um, are they gonna watch or should I just wait until they get back to work or something? Shutu: Just hit it. Malin: Get ready to feel the thunder. What's the matter with my crazy feet? What you gonna do about crazy feet? I'm a blur, I'm a blur. You never seen otter style! Shutu: Will you hit it? Malin: How's that? Gecko (male): Are you ready? Malin: I was born ready. Whoa. Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back flip? Shutu: Focus, focus. That soaking otter is not a warrior. Box turtle named Gui: You just need to believe. Malin: That was awesome. Let's go again. Shutu: When you focus on Kung fu, you suck. But the way to get through to you is with this. Have a fish dumpling. Announcer: Kung Fu Otter Shutu: You have done well, Otter. Malin: Done well? I've done awesome. Shutu: Yes, you have done awesome.
Announcer: Behold the ancient styles of Kung Fu: Tree Shrew, Hornbill, Cricket, Gecko, Linsang, Otter. I said Otter. Malin: I'm coming! Dry stairs. Shutu: Xiandu (leopard cat) has broken out of prison! Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. Linsang (male): The otter? A tailorbird name Za Khe: We're dead. Xiandu: What you gonna do splash me? Malin: Don't tempt me. Get ready to feel the thunder! Announcer: Kung Fu Otter Malin: Skadoosh.
Malin: Just the right amount of moisture. Mmm. Aw, you're adorable. Newt: You can't defeat me. I am every opponent you've ever faced. (Malin form) Skadoosh. Malin: Stand back. I'm gonna kick my butt. Mouse Kids: Violence! Violence!
Shutu: It is time to take the next step on your journey. Malin: I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore? Shutu: You will advance the Spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace. Malin: Inner Peace. Inner Peace. Keep your surf off my turf. Dinner please. Dinner with ease in a sesame soy blaze. This is not working at all. Newt: Xiandu. Big fan. Once I possess the Kung Fu of every master villain, no one will dare question my power. Not even the great Dragon Warrior. Malin: Who's that? Bat (male): The most powerful shape-shifting sorceress: The Newt. Malin: How do I find this "The Newt"? Bat: I'm gonna lead you right to her front door. Mrs. Song: It's one against an army. Bat: Then, we'll just have to get an army of our own. Malin: What is this place? Bat: The best crooks and criminals live here. Malin: You're a wanted criminal? Bat: You sound surprised. Is it surprising? Malin: Now, you kids be careful with those fireworks. Mouse Kids: Violence makes our tummies tingle. Crocodile Lizard: Why should we help you? Malin: We can take down the Newt together. Being the Dragon Warrior. It's who I am. Skadoosh! What do I know about being a spiritual leader? Shutu: What is it you're holding? Malin: A cookie? Shutu: You were chosen to become something more than you already are. Crocodile Lizard: How should we do this? Quick and painless or slow and painful? Mouse Kids: Slow and Painful. Malin: You finally met your match, Newt. Newt: We're not so different you and I. (Malin form) Skadoosh. Malin: Stand back! I'm gonna kick my butt! Bat: Shh. Malin: AA ch...
