Kuromorimine March: Panzerlied - Tank Song 

Indeed

So true but I use Soviet tanks for katusha

@@Strongnurgling true bro, i do that too

@@iguanayt2740 but the germans are better I use the German tanks

Bro I'm so fucking close to finishing researching the Maus, it's taken a few months

The tanks are nice but much to fast

@@owenvestrum1445 They were modified by the schools

@@tashkent561 it is still extremely cursed seeing a Churchill going at extreme speeds and the amount of modifications required you would need to design a new engine and transmission and final drive and suspension

@@owenvestrum1445 talk about the Mark 1 in the next film, that stuff go to the speed of a bloody Porsche Tiger

@@Soyjakgamingbutawesome Your forgetting something, a Ferdinand and Jagdtiger going as fast as Panthers

Yeah, the only reason they lost to Oarai was plot armor

Actually considering the replacement and spare, they should still be winning every match. Supposedly Kuromormine is a rich school and only purchasing the Maus made them take a few budget cuts

" The Best Tanks "

I'd say Kuromorimine wouldn't just win from the sheer force of their tanks alone But the quality of their crews, commanders and tactic involved Not mentioning they dont have to worry about maintenance etc etc just as you mentioned

@@benedictodunsky2790 Agreed, and they showed that the crews were rather professional until the Oorai plot armor came. But let's be honest they really do have the best tanks, since reliability and such doesn't really exist in the show. Pravdas tanks are probably the only school that can counter them best.

Yep - most everything we say as really cool and action packed is actually 99% boring, grueling hard work spent doing stuff you don't want to do. Actually, that mostly just applies to anything in any armed force/military in history.

Tank you for your service sir 😉

Hetzer: allow me to introduce mein self

Pz IV, tutel (Hetzer), Type 89, m3 lee useless machine gun: allow me to introduce myself

@@VinoProduction192 Maus: Noooooooo you can't just make me stuck and the turret can't turn by driving a tank on me! Oraai: haha Hezter and type 89 goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ooarai hetzer go brrrrrrr

@@uncfcosmonavy8822 Anime: Haha wedge go brrrr (Insert light tank blocking turret) Reality: Hetzer go squish (Even if Type 89 made it on, it’d be pushed off since Maus turret drive was not that weak)

Und so geht es weiter! Mit donnerdem Motor, so schnell wie der Blitz, dem Feinde entgegen, im Panzer geschützt. Voraus den Kamaraden, im Kampf sind wir allein. So stoßen wir tief in die feindlichen Reih`n. Wenn vor uns ein feindlicher Panzer erscheint, dann Vollgas gegeben und ran an den Feind. Was gilt den unser Leben für unsers Reiches Wehr? Für Deutschland zu sterben ist uns die höchste Ehr. Mit Sperren und Tanks hält uns der Gegner auf, wir lachen darüber und fahren nicht darauf. Und schüttelt er grimmig und wütend seine Hand, wir suchen uns Wege die keiner sonst fand. Und lässt uns im Stich einst, das treulose Glück und kehren wir nicht mehr zur Heimat zurück, trifft uns die Todeskugel, ruft uns das Schiksal ab, dann ist unser Panzer ein ehernes Grab. Der vollständige Text ist dem Buch von Will Fey:"Panzerkampf im Bild/ Panzerkommandanten berichten". ISDN 3 86118 052 9. "Ein Muss" für jeden Patrioten, dem die Geschichte und das Schiksal der deutschen Panzerwaffe und deren Besatzungen im zweiten Weltkrieg interessieren und "am Herzen" liegen. Meine Ausgabe ist von 1996 und in der VGB-Verlagsgesellschaft Berg mbH erschienen. Ist ja schon 25 Jahre her, wenn Interesse besteht, einfach mal googeln.

@@kepplerlars8378 wow, you didnt google translate this did you? Very impressive

@@kepplerlars8378 gute arbeit

I'd prefer Erika playing tbh

Good ol german folk song​@@ImperialGuardsman2

Maybe don't

@@VeryGemmy yes pls

COMRADES STAND SIDE BY SIDE TO STOP THE NAZI CHARGE

@@VeryGemmy oh shit Zhukov I didn’t see you there don’t kill me pls-

@@evantan7796 get your draft papers ready urod you're going to Kursk

The lucky few hear this during their service in the panzer division during ww3

HMMMM

Wait

Yes Commander

JA

@Abu Raunaq almost heaven

Problem is, The Cannot get the Maus.

More like the Armoured Divisions since they probably don't know how to fight with small arms

I mean if any HOI4 player was in charge of the Wehrmacht, they would’ve won WW2

@@vedantdesai1 mf if i was in charge of Yugoslavia in 1940 i could have blitzed Germany. They would know it as the day they almost caught Josip Tito

I'm calling my grandpa right now.

@@joskethegreat4154 😂

@@WesleyKwong uh oh-

Yep this entire anime is an insult to every tank crews

@@teggy1734 why?

Who knows, maybe in one of the Das Finale episodes they might.

They sing in yukiyukite Senshadou chapter 3

@@PurnomoPutut what is that?

@@ilduce4298 girls Und Panzer doujinshi

@@ilduce4298 I don't recommend reading that.

bro getting uptier'd is so gooooood :'(

It is good only if I'm in a Machine doing donuts around my friend in his Maus 😂

T1 heavy on uptier be like:

Ayooo

For real though

hol up... please tell that you didn't do that

@@JaysonVaughn well Panzer vor if you know what I'm sayin

Not sure about that. Tbh most of germany tank are pretty unreliable due to underpower engine or bad transmission or just have a really bad brake. But if i have to maybe a panther G or F although the drive can catch on fire due to weak material but still that late war design have the same reliabilty of a panzer 4 so yeah. but if possible a tank from E series like E 50M etc but ofc it never built but if i can pick every tank that has been designed than i will pick E50M a huge ass engine and a thick armor that as thick as tiger 2 some way. But its reliabilty is unknown. Or perharps a king tiger if i assigned to defend a location.

Either a Hetzer or a StuG!

@@nazigorfurher4403 I actually was researching the numbers and the percentage of Pz6s out-of-service due to non-combat related mechanical failure at any given time was within a few percent of Pz4s and very similar to T34s. If I find it I'll link it, but it was two weeks ago and I was about 30 tabs deep into research. But it was something like 40% of Panzer 4s could be expected to be out of service for blowing a piston or breaking a transmission or throwing a roadwheel, while it was, 44% Panthers, 38% T34. So at any given time, out of a sample size of 100 tanks of various models, 62 T34 worked, 60 Panzer 4 worked, and 56 Panthers worked at that specific instant. Surely this does say that the Panther was the least reliable of the three, and that the T34 was the most reliable, buuuut...it seems to suggest the reliability of the T34 was greatly exaggerated and the unreliability of the Panther was likewise exaggerated as couple tanks plus or minus out of a hundred isn't a huge difference.

@@Impori May I ask why you favor those vehicles? =) Just curious!

@@angry_zergling yup that is why you can say pz6's reliabilty is somewhat on the same level as pz4's reliabilty. But i prefer pz6's since you still actually can modified it again whic mean more rooms to grow while pz4 cant grow further significantly.

Go for the version from the movie "Battle of the Bulge." That one will get you up!

What, what do you mean?

Me holding E cap on panzerstorm sniping Shermans rolling over the hills

They know all 👀

A la versión chilena le interesa esto

Viva

I have watched it at least in the us it's on Netflix. I liked it but it takes quite the suspension of disbelief because the plot of the show has got to be the stupidest I have ever seen. If you can get past that and some cringe Ive had worse ways to burn a few hours.

I watch the entire series, preety fun

Just put in loop bro

When will I be there in girls und panzer

This might sound weird But I find the Maus cute lol

@@shinkreytpuylap yeah also I turned into a ship btw

@Dolfie Shitler Yes! You could be the person who always rants at his Generals for not reloading and firing fast so you will be the commander of the Tanks

@Dolfie Shitler If your in a King Tiger or a Ferdinand, that hull turn rate is slow so you wont feel dizzy

Maus would be already breaking the transmission if it was in Alaska

Did you use RU-vid premium? No srsly im asking if u used it

@@shinkreytpuylap yess

@@ixm2unvrz Lucky lol

I like the Anzio theme better

Nah man, Pravda 4ever

Same

Kuromorimine ist die beste!

PRAVDA

ja hans jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Not suposed to realism lol

@@potatouno they use their tanks like its tokyo drift, and the tiger 1 is literaly slow as hell, especially to the bad maybach engine, especially that hetzer and maus scene...

​@@Super-zn1ogand I don't remember seeing him angle. Tho it could be my bad memory

As a war thunder player, this show was the best I ever seen

Louder!

"I can has T34 for noms?" - Tiger tank, eyeing a distant Russian snack, 1942.

My grandfather was also a soldier of the Imperial Japanese Army, I love Germany

Yeah, it's tedious grinding and constant uptiering

I still play it for the meme tanks