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That's nothing. Last night, I walked in on my wife watching Tim on an endless loop whilst pleasuring herself. Thank you, Tim, for what you have done for my wife and more importantly, for South Africa.

FACT!!

Roos might be a penalty liability at 8. He needs to control the Red Mist! It will be a game of inches. Can't afford giving away 3 points in our half!

@@robertfridjhon550 100% seems to be a bit of a liability. I’m sure Hanekom will be in the starting squad as soon as he is fit.

I'm sure like all test matches they're usually tight enough, but looking at that team and particularly the backs compared to what we're going to field... We're going to get smoked 😂😭☘

Hanekom is very far back in the line. He needs another season before Rassie will choose him. Has huge potential and a awesome workrate.

I fear he will! I think loftus will just really put ireland on edge

The first test will be epic. Lotus Versveld will be buzzing and I think Altitude will be a real thing for the young Irish backs. Whoever wins that first test will be the team that makes less mistakes than the other.

Chances are

I fear I might agree with all of ye lads, the more I look at it, I just don’t think we have it in us

Time will tell!

Cheetah for wing? Kolbe

@@LambertOtto A cheetah definitely works too, but I had Kolbe in mind and he strikes me as more of a springbok. The way he can side step and stuff.

Leopard is a solitary animal

Jesse Kriel as a hyena really sticks. Especially since he's been playing the last couple of months.

Irish ☘ Wildlife Backs: 9. The American Mink: Like a lot of our backs, not native to Ireland! (Love you JGP, Aki, & Lowe!) It escaped fur farms all those years ago so I'd imagine it could duck, weave, and snipe around ruck time. Probably would get eaten by its South African wildlife equivalent. 10. The Atlantic Salmon: Held in high regard by our people for its gift of knowledge. A nifty, wise, and repetitive (like our loop plays) animal that returns to our rivers to birth young each year. Probably get eaten by its South African wildlife equivalent. 11. Irish Mountain Hare: Long stride with remarkable turn of direction. A spiral kick well within its repertoire. Probably would get eaten by its South African wildlife equivalent. 12. The Badger: Common and widespread chunky, stocky, and robust for its size. Will put its body infront of anything (like cars at night sadly). Probably would get eaten by its South African wildlife equivalent. 13. The Red Deer: Ireland's largest native land mammal. Imposing with impressive branched antlers for burying through opposition. Probably would get eaten by its South African wildlife equivalent. 14. Common Seagull: Any tourists worst nightmare as they tuck into their fish & chips. An annoying and instinctive poacher with a nose for the line. A meter long wingspan perfect for gathering kicks. Probably would get eaten by its South African wildlife equivalent. 15. The Fox: Cunning, always scanning, and capable of a quick burst to evade threats. Probably would get killed by its South African wildlife equivalent. Basically our wildlife is harmless so leave us alone 😂😂 at least we can't get eaten I suppose!

😂..well said. 👌

@@benvetonline does he have kiwi blood? we want him

​@@nzfreeskino he is Afrikaans

​@@nzfreeskiThis brings up an interesting question. If you could do swopsies, who would you go for? I mean, take our front row. Probably the best in the world. But you guys use the scrum differently (we want scrum penalties, you guys want ball retention) and perhaps for NZ, Kitshoff and Malherbe might not be the direction you would want to go in. So who would you swop out for NZ and conversely, if you were the Bok coach, who would you have picked from the current All Black team?

@@ZanderDelport-s2i. Smith with 2 ff’s.

Now that would be an experience, especially if you could sample a bit of the traditional food. I try to go there when I am in Pretoria.

And you can even swim in a pool in our winter.

Agreed!

The perfect 9 👀

No experimentation in this team. Respect to Ireland. Don’t believe that there is over-confidence here. 50/50

damn you also don't rate libbok

​@@subbie5498I rate Libbok as an attacking threat. But he is an iffy kicker and therefore a liability.

@@randomlyfactual1943 so finn russell mounga barrett are iffy and liabilities because of their goalkicking

@@subbie5498 Depends on what my squad looks like. Do I have a Percy Montgomery at 15? Do I have a Francois Steyn maybe? Or are those names you mentioned supposed to be my kicking options? If I do have a reliable kicking option at 15 (or 9 or 12 or whatever), fine, I can play Russel or Mo'unga. If I don't, then no, they won't be my starters. I don't care how great they are with ball in hand, goal kicking is absolutely crucial to winning test matches and world cups.

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They can smell the blood of an Englishman. So be careful where you walk 😂

Roos drives me crazy with his combination of brilliant play and terrible decision making😅

Eskom and Malcom are coming off the bench as fetchers, Siya and Kwagga, for the first 60 mins, Bongi tries but not as successful.

Roos is not the future. Good but not the beast we need at 8. Rassie I sense is luke warm.

Moerat is too average for a Bok jersey 😢

And fearless. Remember Faf and England's huge front rower (forget his name right now) having a shirt pulling confrontation at the side of the scrum.

A real Faf de Klerk, it radiates "size does not matter"

You are very welcome in our country 😊

I was only talking about backline. I said pack would be more balanced, but I wouldn't select Aki and Ringrose ahead of De Allende and Kriel currently, though both would be v close.

I just wish that you guys could have still had Sexton. I'm sure you do too.

We respect Ireland so much that is why Rassie has picked this team. It's a 50/50 series. Least mistakes will win it. Let's hope both teams put up a performance that the rugby world will take note of and rugby will be the winner. South Africa by a nose.

Me too - I am sure 100 game drives and never seen Wild Cape Hunting Dogs

id take aki over kriel jgp over faf and keenan over leroux and beirne over mostert

Tim, what a muppetI am.

The good not so good thing is, you can always count on some players being injured and opening gaps for others.

Mad tallent loading

Kolbe flyhalf too

I'm sure this is just me, but could there have been some method to the madness of playing Sacha at 12 for the Stormers? I was sure Dobbo had a plan with him and that he would get the run in the 10 jersey. But let's say you are Rassie and you know this kid is going to be big. Do you ask Dobbo to maybe play him at 12 to be a bit more rounded, and have a bit better defense? Because you know that he might need to be a utility back for when your 6-2 split backfires (which it will one day, you do get those days) with an unfortunate injury or yellow card? I just get the feeling that the way Sacha has been handled at the Stormers was maybe to serve the Boks.

@@randomlyfactual1943 well maybe but libbok is definitely ahead of sacha at flyhalf people forget stormers gameplan is more expansive and libbok is the best at making magic happen on the field

@@kingpower4631 Obviously Libbok has an experience advantage over Sacha. And I'll agree with saying that he has a very good arsenal for really hurting the opposing team with those cross field kicks and no-look passes.

I also have my doubts about Moerat...

Moderate isv there to neutralize the Irish lineouts. They attack off the lineouts. Disrupt that, with a slow recycle at breakdown, and they are going to find it tough to get a rhythm going.

How can we not have seen what Moerat has to offer since he has been in squads at the expense of other better players since like 2019. We only just freaking got rid of the place name Marvin Orrie.

Libbok will play his way back and moerat is the best lock we have in our franchises local

@@kingpower4631 you know Etsebeth plays for the Sharks right...so how can Moerat be the best local lock

This depth thing is a bit overdone as in its always been that way why is everyone so surprised

​@@SmcdMcd-d2kBecause when you are pulling double world cup winners off of the bench to assist the double world cup winners on the field, all the while some other double world cup winners out injured, it starts getting ridiculous.

@@randomlyfactual1943 am it’s still the same squad.. so people acting like it’s some new Genius thing when none of you ever shut up about the depth . Like literally

@@SmcdMcd-d2k Because maybe you don't understand how depth is created. It isn't as easy as "I want to pick this talented youngster" and putting him in against the all Blacks. You need more than talent - you need game time and experience. You want to be sure that this bloke you picked can handle the pressure. Rassie and Jacques achieved this with very good game time management. Yes, in the world of coaching, this is genius; something Rassie got an honorary Ph.D for.

@@randomlyfactual1943 oh my god … why so dramatic with the reply? Yes I know what it is. But every single comment over the last number of years is Always about depths you all say it like it’s a brand new concept for you when we all know it’s not

Quagga is the name of a subspecies of Zebra hunted to extinction in the 19th century.

@@briget3456 Absolutely 💯... Do u remember the advert with the Leon Schuster reference

@JDSouth1444 I do indeed; brings back good memories!