@@thekingmoose8004 stealing? How bold, all of the chapter's relics from others were gifted or traded to us, even if the chapter we traded with have no records of such a transaction
"I DRINK A MILLION LITERS OF TIGER MILK EVERY HOUR TO MAINTAIN THE ENERGY LEVELS OF MY BODY." I ALSO EAT FIVE DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING SO NOW I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAAAAAARGE.
@@franciosdeaeruiu7555 The sister who harnessed her khornate nature by having one of her relatives executed by flamethrower and wants to start a war with South Korea to 'teach them a lesson'?
North Korean Dictator Vegan-lover Kyras tells us the method behind the madness of the Blood Raven's Kleptomania: To bend the laws of physics, you just have to drink a million liters of Tiger Milk every hour of the day to maintain your energy levels! Also, never in my wildest Imagination did I ever think "LET THE GALAXY BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" would translate to Kyras telling us to JUST RELAX!
after hearing this I am... ... deeply confused, yet highly pumped and motivated. I am also questioning a lot of things which previously never even mattered to me.
Khorne as a diplomat is the best place for him for he can collect skulls for the skull throne and blood for the blood god all while using diplomatic immunity
"Buy some vegetables! Local, Gentle, simple Safe and super fun!" Damn these sponsors in the middle of vids, I suppose even Kyras feels the effects of RU-vid demonetization
Kyras sacrifices four sharks in the name of Khorn to finally banish Putin. But instantly regrets his actions as he could of gotten his veggies for his growing daemon body and not failed.
Someone in the previous Google translate videos said that if Elpihas did Kyras' speech, it would sound like a World Eater with Butcher Nails barely trying to hold a coherent sentence. This is very coherent and oddly sensible, even for Google translate. And I am not complaining.
Watched a bit much of Marie Kondo, but checks out on all other factors ✅ Blood Raven ✅ A stable diet ✅ A sense of self-worth ✅ Cares about babies Could tone down the bloodletting a bit but, on the whole surprisingly wholesome Kyras. 10 /10 will recommend again. =] Happy holidays everyone. Take care, stay safe.
"When I entered the northern Korean wall, the northern ambassador korn showed me the only way to get a good meal was escapism" -Chapter Master Kyras, survivor of North Korea.
Old Grand Pappie Kyras tells the Alpha legion about his service in the Vietnam war , where ambassador Korn showed him how to get a good meal, mainly by escaping the Northern Korean Wall. He also informs them that driving a car in Benin is a myth for along time, even though Slaaneshi Deamon prince Katy Perry that Kyras is the Navel king. He then gives them advice that the legion needs to be more discriminating against people who the "help". Finally he lets them know that Doctors from Terra have known about ta HIV prevention program, but they do not need to release it, for the only true prevention is to drink millions of Liters of Tiger Milk. tldr: He wants everyone to RELAX since they have Jazz
Funny you bring that up - I've always wondered where STDs would fall in regard to Nurgle's and Slaanesh's domains lol (especially HIV/AIDS, as you can not only contract it from teh secks, but also from using dirty needles (traditionally associated with doing heroin))
I mean to be completely pragmatic, it's one of nature's ways to cull the birthrate somewhat. Then we science it away and contribute to over populating the planet. I'll let you decide if it's the right thing to do or not.
I've had to wipe the tears away so many times, by the four this is some funny shit, he should be made a Daemon Prince just for this. Soothing, educational and heartwarming.
