La vaguelette - Misheard Lyrics 

This Ain't "La vaguelette" that's "La baguette"

Elastic and no rizz is a next level of insult 💀 SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA💀😭

As a french person it's really hard to mishear those lyrics but it is still as funny to watch ! 👍

"I've only mourned this so poor tea" - Wriothesley

I speak french so is difficult to misheard it but it's still funny especially “Beidou say no rizz” 0:42

The bleep actually made me laugh so hard for some reason.

"Beidou said 'no rizz'"

Its hard to get the misheard lyrics when you whole heartly learnt the thing 💀

"Salamander chewed Furina" got be rolling 💀

Alternate title: How to sing La Vaguelette when you don't know French

As a french speaker, i couldn't really catch the misheard lyrics but the "Beidou say no rizz" part got me weak😂😭

Thank you, now i can finally sing this song😂

The unnecessary censorship😭

It's so funny about beidou say no rizz😂

"And see you sue let who you love" 🗿

“Le Monsieur had tea” Wriothesley: FINALLY!

“Salamander chewed furina” Rip furina man

If the salamander chewed Furina... who's singing?

I don’t know French so reading those lyrics felt so real , I don’t know if I will be able to enjoy la vaguellete as before but at least I know that beidou has no rizz

So I'm not the only one who heard "Furina" every time I listened to "La Vaguelette")

1:32 I also thought the lyric is Furina, thats the only word I misheard during cutscene 😂

Whenever my friends tell me to sing this, I will sing the misheard lyrics

I cannot unheard that

WHY DID YOU BLEEP THOSE WORDS??? LMAO

Lol "Salamander Chewed Furina"

"Its sunshine, trash and May, she May" as a Pokemon fan, that was personal 💀💀

I will say, depending on whether or not you can see the visuals, my brain always interprets "fleurira" as Furina. So I just assumed the lyrics were "goodbye Furina". At least until I heard it without seeing Furina's model and suddenly I heard it right. It's real funny what tricks the brain does.

"Salamander chewed Furina" More like "Solomon chewed Furina" 😭💀 (From an Obey Me player who set her name as Furina in the game)

Le Monsieur did not have tea. He had water.

"beidou say no rizz" *sad wriothesley noises*

1:30 salamander chewed furina💀

Watched this like 10 times and still cant get over "Elastic and no Rizz"

1:32 LMFAOOOOO SALAMANDER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I can't rlly mishear bc I listened to this song so many times the correct words are stuck with me now but this is too funny 😭

It’s def Wriothesley mourning tea

as a french person, i wish i could hear the misheard version :(

now I know how unfrench people hear us 💀

I laughed and cry at the same time man

THE BEIDOU PART 😭😭

ERISHIA SHALL COME BACK Ahem anyways I tried singing this version of the song AND DAMN WITH THE MUSIC YOU CANT TELL THE LYRICS ARE INCORRECT Anyways in the censored part I was like "But what about your b*tch?" "My... B*tch?" I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE CREATOR OF THIS VIDEO BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

The whole act 4 of the story in one line: le monsieur had tea

This scene was amazing. The symbolism in it was just insane.

Brothers, we did a grave mistake! Do not eat Furina!

“Beidou said no rizz”😂😂😂😂😂😂

“ I’ve to the moon…” When good old friends are going away, will you wish them to remember your name, when good old days are passing away will you primrose your heart remains the same? Never could be we suspend the time, having to leave the tracks behind! There is a longer way ahead After all… There used to be a storyteller, who always painted the sunshine and the rain One has to b]eventually grow up Spending a life time to taste the love and pain Never could be we suspend the time Having to leave the tracks behind There is a longer way ahead After all… If it’s too hard to say goodbye… Give us e story to sing a rhyme May you the beauty of this world always shine… Farewell, Kiana, I wait for the day you return from the moon. For those non Honkai impact 3rd players who don’t understand it’s me being reminded of my fav character in genshin moving to the moon

here before it blows up lmaooo those bleeps were cherry on top

HELP THE PICTURE OF FURINA HPLDDING A PIECE OF CLOTH

Furina is low cost Misha You cant hide it from me

*cries* “BEIDOU SAID NO RIZZ? CMON THEY LIKED HER”

0:53 I'm wheezing so hard

0:53 furina going "weeeeee mode" i rolled

samudratha and ventilating xiao brought me here XD here to stay dude! awesome video!!!

I feel sorry that lil pikachu was bothered by everyone

The actual lyrics: ah si je pourrais vivre dans l'eau le monde serait il plus beau? pardonnerait tu oh chère mère l'eau dans son courant fais danser nos vies et la cité elle nourrit ainsi que toi mon doux amour * talking * * music * Non le grand amour ne suffit pas seul un dieu fleurira c'est notre histoire plus vite tous est avec moi je serais toujours là avoir le monde et sa beauté / bonté (idk wich one it is) et ça ne changera jamais , jamais... * End music * Yes it is in french, translate it to have the lyrics in english!

Furina really yeeted to the moon 0:53

I haven't heard the original one yet. But I think it won't matter coz this would be the canon one instilled on my head... 😂

Beidou say no rizz This got me

Some misheard sound like the actual lyrics with the tone

0:59 Furina: "My... F*** ?"

0:42 *Beidou say "no rizz"* ✍️🔥🔥🔥

“But what about your *****?” “My…*******?…..” Lmfaooooo

S-s-s-so e-e-emotional. I think now I'll be the one to flood Fontaine with tears instead of Furina.

“I’ve seen a twat move to the mooooon” 🤣

Lmao, that beidou part 😂

I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD LOL HAHA

My gravestone will be these lyrics

Those unnecessary censorship really caught me off guard

THE ONLY THING I ORIGINALLY MISHEARD WAS ''FLYING TO THE MOON'' BUT HELPPPP THIS IS SO SILLY

“Beidou say NO RIZZ”😂😂😂

Wow Beidou that hurt my feelings

Hell yeah, I was waiting for this :)

i find it hard trying to hear the real lyrics whitout reading the fakes one, even if im french i find it funny

I have been giggling at this, thank you

You earned yourself a new sub for this funny masterpiece 😂

This is exactly what I've been waiting for! This is exactly... I don't mean to sound like Katt Williams but THIS IS EXACTLY... WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!

As a French guy, I can actually feel what Japanese people feel when English men does this to their songs😅😂😂😂

The one time I don’t cry to this song hahaha

« ah~ if i could live in the water, would the world be prettier would you forgive me oh dear sea ? The water in its current make our lives dance and the town is fed thus you my love (man starts talking and depressed furina music plays) no~ the big love isnt enough , only a goodbye suffice . Its our story of life (then i didnt hear) ill always be here seeing the world and its beauty and it will never change, never~ “

As a french person, it was hard to mishear but reading it out loud was so fun! This is beyond genius and i loved it

Furina Juicy?? wait.. AYO

I now no longer can unhear this thnaks🥲

Ive always heard beidou say neuvi like neuvilette

I laugh and crying watching this

No one gonna talk about "this tw@t be juicy"?

“we need more rep!!” also yall:

SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA 💀

When you know the lyrics it's all just soooo confuzing😂😂😂😂

“Beidou say no rizz” hits hard

Why is "wish" censored 😭😭

‘’HAD TEAAAA’’ bruh is goofy

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE BEEP WAS BUT THE BEIDOU HAS NO RIZZ GOT ME TO HARD

Okay I’m French and it’s too difficult to mishear haha

Oh sht the lyrics got me 😂😂😂

Beidou say no rizz

that moment i cried on the first times i listen to this but then u made this im trying hard to control my laugh XD

Ok now instead of hearing rizz I’m hearing wii💀

I'm french and I didn't understand the Misheard Lyrics because they sounded so different. It's still really funny to watch!

Misheard lyrics are a stretch when I think it's perfectly easy to tell that it's not English.

Is no one going to talk about the extremely cursed neuvillette pics?! Like wut 💀I don’t even want to do the timestamp because I always click on those whenever I see them, and boy I don’t want to mention the sleep paralysis im having 🫣

I almost spit out what I'm eating when I saw Beidou said no rizz

I nearly spat out my water whilst watching this and reading the misheard lyrics 💀