La vaguelette - Misheard Lyrics 

Elastic and no rizz is a next level of insult 💀 SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA💀😭

As a french person it's really hard to mishear those lyrics but it is still as funny to watch ! 👍

"I've only mourned this so poor tea" - Wriothesley

This Ain't "La vaguelette" that's "La baguette"

I speak french so is difficult to misheard it but it's still funny especially “Beidou say no rizz” 0:42

The bleep actually made me laugh so hard for some reason.

Its hard to get the misheard lyrics when you whole heartly learnt the thing 💀

The unnecessary censorship😭

"Salamander chewed Furina" got be rolling 💀

As a french speaker, i couldn't really catch the misheard lyrics but the "Beidou say no rizz" part got me weak😂😭

Alternate title: How to sing La Vaguelette when you don't know French

“Le Monsieur had tea” Wriothesley: FINALLY!

If the salamander chewed Furina... who's singing?

“Salamander chewed furina” Rip furina man

Thank you, now i can finally sing this song😂

It's so funny about beidou say no rizz😂

Le Monsieur did not have tea. He had water.

1:32 I also thought the lyric is Furina, thats the only word I misheard during cutscene 😂

So I'm not the only one who heard "Furina" every time I listened to "La Vaguelette")

I will say, depending on whether or not you can see the visuals, my brain always interprets "fleurira" as Furina. So I just assumed the lyrics were "goodbye Furina". At least until I heard it without seeing Furina's model and suddenly I heard it right. It's real funny what tricks the brain does.

Whenever my friends tell me to sing this, I will sing the misheard lyrics

Watched this like 10 times and still cant get over "Elastic and no Rizz"

I don’t know French so reading those lyrics felt so real , I don’t know if I will be able to enjoy la vaguellete as before but at least I know that beidou has no rizz

as a french person, i wish i could hear the misheard version :(

"And see you sue let who you love" 🗿

Lol "Salamander Chewed Furina"

"beidou say no rizz" *sad wriothesley noises*

This scene was amazing. The symbolism in it was just insane.

The whole act 4 of the story in one line: le monsieur had tea

“ I’ve to the moon…” When good old friends are going away, will you wish them to remember your name, when good old days are passing away will you primrose your heart remains the same? Never could be we suspend the time, having to leave the tracks behind! There is a longer way ahead After all… There used to be a storyteller, who always painted the sunshine and the rain One has to b]eventually grow up Spending a life time to taste the love and pain Never could be we suspend the time Having to leave the tracks behind There is a longer way ahead After all… If it’s too hard to say goodbye… Give us e story to sing a rhyme May you the beauty of this world always shine… Farewell, Kiana, I wait for the day you return from the moon. For those non Honkai impact 3rd players who don’t understand it’s me being reminded of my fav character in genshin moving to the moon

I cannot unheard that

I laughed and cry at the same time man

1:30 salamander chewed furina💀

here before it blows up lmaooo those bleeps were cherry on top

now I know how unfrench people hear us 💀

THE BEIDOU PART 😭😭

It’s def Wriothesley mourning tea

1:32 LMFAOOOOO SALAMANDER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I can't rlly mishear bc I listened to this song so many times the correct words are stuck with me now but this is too funny 😭

*cries* “BEIDOU SAID NO RIZZ? CMON THEY LIKED HER”

ERISHIA SHALL COME BACK Ahem anyways I tried singing this version of the song AND DAMN WITH THE MUSIC YOU CANT TELL THE LYRICS ARE INCORRECT Anyways in the censored part I was like "But what about your b*tch?" "My... B*tch?" I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE CREATOR OF THIS VIDEO BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Furina is low cost Misha You cant hide it from me

samudratha and ventilating xiao brought me here XD here to stay dude! awesome video!!!

I feel sorry that lil pikachu was bothered by everyone

0:53 furina going "weeeeee mode" i rolled

Those unnecessary censorship really caught me off guard

1:57 bro she is 10yo what are you watching😂

0:42 *Beidou say "no rizz"* ✍️🔥🔥🔥

“I’ve seen a twat move to the mooooon” 🤣

As a french person, it was hard to mishear but reading it out loud was so fun! This is beyond genius and i loved it

Furina really yeeted to the moon 0:53

« ah~ if i could live in the water, would the world be prettier would you forgive me oh dear sea ? The water in its current make our lives dance and the town is fed thus you my love (man starts talking and depressed furina music plays) no~ the big love isnt enough , only a goodbye suffice . Its our story of life (then i didnt hear) ill always be here seeing the world and its beauty and it will never change, never~ “

This is exactly what I've been waiting for! This is exactly... I don't mean to sound like Katt Williams but THIS IS EXACTLY... WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!

Beidou say no rizz This got me

THE ONLY THING I ORIGINALLY MISHEARD WAS ''FLYING TO THE MOON'' BUT HELPPPP THIS IS SO SILLY

Why is "wish" censored 😭😭

My gravestone will be these lyrics

Misheard lyrics (laddies babguettee): How See shirt poor wavy. Donald La moon to a tea Blue ball No bother no rat She would shall never Noodles so go on Fate on said neuvy Relax city and no weed A secret twi module Sad moon Looool Let no table Let she flipper Salad not you Flurrina Said no destruct the deed Dont say i met twiiine She said a solitude tuna I wanted more of this ah more tea Essensial trash Shal neeeeeh Shal neeeeeh

You earned yourself a new sub for this funny masterpiece 😂

Lmao, that beidou part 😂

Hell yeah, I was waiting for this :)

As a French guy, I can actually feel what Japanese people feel when English men does this to their songs😅😂😂😂

“Beidou say NO RIZZ”😂😂😂

I now no longer can unhear this thnaks🥲

Misheard lyrics are a stretch when I think it's perfectly easy to tell that it's not English.

Furina Juicy?? wait.. AYO

Even with the captions I still can't unhear La Baguette by someone whose name I've forgotten If you don't know the video here's his lyrics: "Ah, Sea Shirt Wavy, Donald Lemon Syrup Tea, Blue Ball No Butter, No Rat Tree Wood Shall Never Load On Some Cool Orc Fate of Sin, Neuvy Relax City and No Wii I Seek a Tri-Module, Sad Mule LOL Lego Table, Mercy Flipper Salad Nature, Flurrina Say NO Destruct the Weed Dude Sell Almond, WAR She Sued the Solitude Tuna Are Wide Lemon Disappointing? A Sensual Trash Chanel, Shenhe"

‘’HAD TEAAAA’’ bruh is goofy

Beidou say no rizz

"What about your *****?"

I have been giggling at this, thank you

No one gonna talk about "this tw@t be juicy"?

SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA 💀

“we need more rep!!” also yall:

I'm french and I didn't understand the Misheard Lyrics because they sounded so different. It's still really funny to watch!

Nah😭😭😭 both this and la baguette got me laughing so hard but i keep misheard it as la baguette Howl Sea shirt pull wavy Donald Lemon syrup tea Blue ball No butter no rat Tree wood shall never Load on some cool ore Fate of sin, Neuvy Relax city and no wii I seek a Tri-Module Sad mule Lol Lego Table Mercy flipper Salad nature Flurrina Say no Destruct the weed Dude sell almond, WAR She sued a solitude tuna Are wide lemon disappointing? A sensual trash Channel shenhe

"no rizz"

I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD LOL HAHA

but what about your "kids" my... "kids?"

“Beidou say no rizz” hits hard

SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA😭😭😭

Is no one going to talk about the extremely cursed neuvillette pics?! Like wut 💀I don’t even want to do the timestamp because I always click on those whenever I see them, and boy I don’t want to mention the sleep paralysis im having 🫣

on 'shell manor' I was expecting to see Sangonomiya Shrine, you totally should've put that in the edit!

I CAN’T MISHEAR BEIDOU SAYS NO RIZZ I ALWAYS HEAR ‘NO REE’ INSTEAD OF NO RIZZ😭😭😭

This basically an lyric for people who cant speak french

F-ing "salamander chew Furina" ends me 😂😂😂

Oh sht the lyrics got me 😂😂😂

I always knew this was in a different language and somehow didn't mishear any (I read the comments now I know it's french XD)

I almost spit out what I'm eating when I saw Beidou said no rizz

“But what about your *****?” “My…*******?…..” Lmfaooooo

ok now i can sing it 🔥🔥🔥

DUDE I DIDN’T HEAR THESE LYRICS BUT NOW I CAN’T UN HEAR IT

The neuvallite thoo

La baguette

“Beidou say no rizz” That’s unexpected 😭

Salamander chewed furna made me laugh sm for some reason😂

French is the language of Fontaine

I should not have laughed as hard as I had

These lyrics sound like they could be accurate if altered a bit

1:32 noooooo furinaaa dies 😢😂

that moment i cried on the first times i listen to this but then u made this im trying hard to control my laugh XD