Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Lyrics) 

Can’t hear this without hearing Eric cartman anymore

I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.

Every now and then I stumble on something like this and unlock a bunch of memories

Lady Gaga and the Poker Face Beat is Hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Like Fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i love it 💗💗

New Favorite Song Unlocked

I love it

I THOUGHT IT WAS "P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face"

Nico di angelo jamming out to this in the lotus hotel💃🕺

Обожаю слушать! Этот клип! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤘🤘🤘👍

South park vibes!!!!

Quando eu escuto essa música me lembro do Eric Cartman

Só me lembro dessa música no caratê kid

❤❤❤wow😊❤❤😍

Me falling in love with this song after watching Percy Jackson when they were trapped in the lotus casino

first thing that came to mind number one fan.

❤

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I'll never hear this song the same after the Eric cartman one 😶

Cartman😊

This song is really greate! Thanks, Doja Cat, you give us your new song...

✨️It reminds me of a movie called Percy Jackson✨️

❤ ohhhh

Poker face is an American song of the American Stefani Germanotta alias Lady Gaga.

I am a dancer I danced to this song so much❤😊😊❤❤❤❤

😍😍🥰

I really need to make a Quackity cosplay or edit with this song lol I love this song sm

Sou nice❤

Nice

I just remember the one part in Percy Jackson. When they ate the lotus flowers

I always thought it said hard , not hot. I’m glad it’s hot. 😅

Yass❤ wait who’s the poker face🕵️‍♀️

good song

It's a cool song 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

good

I like reric cartman sing this but in original i will be like wow😱😱its cool🎉🎉

I love poker face

I love that music❤

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I LOVE IT❤❤❤❤❤

I love it~~❤

"I wanna hold 'em like they do in texas,, please" es lo mismo que "Soy una chica mala como puedes ver B)

My mom hates it when we play Eric cartman😂

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Oh my god

WHIT HEADPHONE IT'S BEATIFUL❤❤❤❤❤❤❤!!!!!!!!

The only good scean in the first Percy Jackson movie (and the entier movie franchise lets be honest)

La clase alta mide un 1.74 m y la clase media un 1.66 m y la clase baja un 1.50 m.

I can only hear Eric cartman

I am a dancer I danced to this song so much

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Cam IS poker face

Me as a child, super autistic & taking this very literally: Ah yes, gambling & poker like they do in Las Vegas Me now, aware that I'm autistic & seeking out sexual songs because my demisexual self finally fell hard enough to want to fantasize about someone (my girlfriend): .....OH. 😅

"poker face"

Cant read my = carrot man

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Promo-SM 💐

I keep hearing this lyric as " cutie pie " 1:05

You are soo cool

i'm ran..

I like Eric cartman style

Hi me new to youtude

The Eric cartman is more better cause why not

Considering all these views there is a surprising small amount of comments

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you are the best singer ever can you please pin my comment please i,m your number one fan

Tick Tock Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo) Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (Woo) A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it, woo) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (Mum mum mum mah)

0.75 is the fking best speed

Can you send me the link for the same thing a while now and then I'll be home in a bit I think fggtgggggggy you have to you send me the link for the same

Lady Gaga stole this song from south park

im here from an Arthur Morgan cover on the song💀

You guys ever see that video of Osama Bin Laden singing this song?

This is ALWAYS better than the Eric Cartman version

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