Every lala player I've met was either pure unadulterated chaos or the sweetest cinnamon rolls. THERE IS LITERALLY NO IN-BETWEEN! 🙀🙀🙀🙀 (I was also told it was deragoatory to call them the P-word, as only other lalals can call them that.)
Speaking of kneecaps, there's a thing my karate teacher told me. Kicking high might be good for scoring points in competitions, but in real life, it's actually low kicks that are more effective. A kick to the face will leave some bruising, but a well-placed kick to the knee will have them limping for the rest of their life. 👀