Landlord Wants To Be Your Sugar Daddy! (M4A) ASMR 

"Gurl if u ever miss your ex, remember that the only ex that you need is some EX-tra money. 💵" -your future sugar daddy

Me before he knocked on the door: “ancestors here my plea, help me to bag a sugar daddy~🎵😩“

"Money is a disease" Me: A disease I wish I had.

"i'm not breaking any law" The guy admitedly evade tax and does money laundery lol that had me wheezing

Him : "Come to the window with me, what do you see?" Me : "I see trees of green, red roses too" 🤣

I don’t care about expensive things at all, but if I’m getting paid plus pet names then maybe the daddy issues are worth it

I'd never have any kind of relationship with a land lord but this is fine

“Someone like you couldn’t afford this” Honey, being an e-girl has it’s benefits 💅/j

Him: money isn’t everything, in fact, it’s a curse Me, whose been through an eviction and a car repossession: it would be a curse welcomed with open arms at this point

i actually got nervous when he got stern and said sit down

My guy admitted to tax fraud 💀

He love me, he give me all his money That Gucci, Prada comfy My sugar daddy (Always love your videos Green Leaf💖)

Great video 👍 "You can avoid the IRS but you can't avoid your rent" - mom

Him : "what did you see?" Me : i̶d̶o̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶d̶w̶i̶c̶h̶

Him: Do you know what I see? Me: Money- Him: *At the exact time* Money. Lots of it. Me:👀AYO HOLD UP!! *WHERE THE DANG CAMERAS AT???!!!* Anywho, this audio had me *WEAK* . Thank you for the good work.😌✨

Landlord: We're going to play this game. No-Nonsense Me: No, I'm actually gon give you the money. Just let me get my cash already. 😒

The close up in one ear whispers are just so *MMMMMMMMMMM* 0/////0 Keep up the great work, your voice is just so so nice to hear and you portray all of your characters super well!!

Him: Si- Me: im sat *smiling innocently* 😏

When I tell you my eyes went wide when he said daddy, they went fucking WIDE

When he said "you see..." i started laughing so hard

“You’ll be my plaything” Me: okay when do I start, Monday?

Who can actually say daddy without laugh like it’s hard

"Look ursala your gonna stfu and let me read this so called document so I know I'm not signing my soul away"

In the wise words of Abba: 🎶 Money money money must be funny'in the rich man's world 🎶"

💐 Flowers for your hard work!!! Your voice normally has me like "daddy, sorry, daddy, sorry, daddy" but this took the cake 🤤

*NAH WHEN HE SAID "daddy~" I COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN MENTALLY*

When he siad "Sit down" I don't know but I got so nervous and get out of the bed and sit again 💀🤌

I hope that this could be a series I love it so much 😭🙏

Him : sit down Me :I'm sat 🧎🏻‍♀️

Green:” I give the orders sit down now “ Me: “ im sat ….”

"I mean, realistically, unless you were a millionaire, there is no way you could afford this." (looks around at little one bed flat in the north of England... thinks about housing crisis... reluctantly agrees with a worried sigh and a slight head shake) I'm clearly done for. Unless there's some kind of uprising. Please, do go on.

So the landlord/sugardaddy owns other businesses and is a multimillionaire? WHERE DO I APPLY.

Me; you really came prepared with papers him: of Course I came prepared

Look outside, what do you see? Me : um..oh! I see a cute guy walking, I think he’s shy sooo cutee😍😍

We need part 2 💕

in the beginning i was like "bitch get out of my house!"🤣

"Sit down" Me: I'm sat.

"sit down" "I'm sat"

"I guess you can start calling me daddy" me : imagines George from Peppa pig saying daddy this is a point of my life where i realize i've gone crazy from babysitting my cousins for too long

"sit down." Mhm mhm my thoughts EXACTLY.. [💭: i shall obey.]

14:40 reminds me of that meme “jUsT in cAsE pOcKeT jUsT iN cAsE!”

Thanks for murdering me with second-hand embarrassment~!

Not the suger daddy I LOVE THE IDEA KEEP IT UP

It's midnight and I'm listening to this GAWD DAMN YOUR VOICE- THE DESCRIPTION 😭✋

The only 2 words that can describe this video is: GAWD DAYUM! (With a lot of heart emojis) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Will this be a series, Mr Sugar Daddy? 🦋🦋🦋

…. - I n t e n s e b r e a t h i n g - The second he said “daddy” I immediately thought of Daddy Pig And now I can’t stop laughing-

💳💥💳💥💥💳💥💥💥💳 I REQUEST A PART TWO SIR!

This made me giggle and shit🫣😮‍💨

Not me using this series to fall asleep at night … 😅

From the start of the video I was like Hearing his voice: *enters submission mode* 4 minutes in and I'm already nervous smiling and trying to retreat in my bed😂

“sit down.” im sat. 😼

*holds out hands* part 2? pretty please? 🥺

Ayo this is rly good, it brought out a side of me I didn't know existed, thanks dadd-

Its lucky I don't give much about expensive stuff, clothes, Gucci etc. But I would be grateful if he pays my rent! xD

Him: what do you see? Me: I see a brown bear looking at me :D

Him: “Sit down” Me: “I’m sat”

This was an absolute work of art! Thank you Green Leaf, can we maybe get a part two?

These kind if asmrs make me feel more broke than i actually am. (One of my favs btw hope youre taking care of yourself 🙏)

this was so nice - your voice is aswell :)

oh no this man has the voice down to t keep up the amazing job

HAHAHAH STOOP SORRY ITS THE DESCRIPTION AHHAHAH??!😭 "Daddy has you covered;)" GREEN WHAT?

Him: "I guess you can start calling me..." Me: don't you dare- Him: **daddy~** Me: *Let's out a noise similar to both a squeal and aa scream*

Yeah ... landlords don't typically own a tenant's furniture. He's a prick. And I love him. Lol.

*thinking of a way to actually make him submissive and depend on my presence*

Him: do you know what I see? Me: YOUR TIDDIE- Him: money. Lots of it Me: ye yes. Money. That was exactly what I was going to say.

His voice is deeper than my depression😅

Okay so I'm going to need a part two and thank you for this

YOUR IDEAS ARE SO ORIGINAL

him: call me daddy Me: oh..

"do u know what i see" me: money- him: money me: uh we're a match made 🤭

“ instead of giving it to the government and tax” Sir did you just admit you’re not paying your taxes you know I’m pretty sure that’s a crime /j loved the audio

"how it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sence your stimulation" - some wize being. APD APPROVED! FUN FACT: The longest one-syllable words in the English language are "scraunched" and "strengthed." Some suggest that "squirreled" could be included, but squirrel is intended to be pronounced as two syllables (squir-rel) according to most dictionaries. "Screeched" and "strengths" are two other long one-syllable words, but they only have 9 letters. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!

Literally just found your channel but I see you’ve done multiple part series *happy noises in new subscriber*

My manifestation of a sugar daddy has come😌✨

Funny enough, with the silver tongue, intimidation factor and contract signing, this feels like a perfect and more subtle portrayal of Lucifer. Lol But this guy doesnt seem evil. Taks us to your suite!!

How!!!!! How can a leaf surpass the forest lol! Great job!

PART 2 PLEASE! 🙏🏻❤️

I was kinda on the line because I really don't care about other people's money. But the authoritative personality and then the use of a particular term that I am weak to... Sounds like a delightful bad decision in the making.

Listener: Walks out of the apartment with the Pretty Woman song in the background.

I~ NEED A SUGAR DADDY~ TO COME PAY MY BILLS~ MM PAY MY BILLS~

The fact that I would pay rent out of fear of a landlord coming and then him saying I didn’t pay rent kinda makes me angry

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That's too bad In my dreams I have a plan If I got me a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball Money, money, money Must be funny In the rich man's world Money, money, money Always sunny In the rich man's world

PART TWO 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

“Sports cars get boring,” Me: HA, my quad and razor are my baby boys, and don’t even get me started on my dirt bike😩 NAHHHH, not the contract! 😂 *me signing the contract with new quads, better trailer in mind*✍️🔥🔥🔥

Part 2 PLZ!!!

Have a good day everyone ❤

I cannot. This binaural and when he gets closer. Calling him daddy too ugH😩

Omgggg amazing work love itttt ❤️❤️

Yes finally I found a suga daddy i have a suga momma but she went to Peru now im broke 😢

oh my god- when i heard the first part i thought the noise was my stomach😭 (note to self: headphones mess with your head)

My landlord is a nice old man, so I'm kind confused?

❤ this is amazing

loved the audio but i kinda god scared when he said sit down in a strict voice lol 😂💀 Love you tho, stay hydrated ❤️

This is amazing

DAMNNN THIS IS GOOD!!!

"Could you be obedient for me?" Me: Probably not, tbh 😫

What if he gets bored and wants another toy? What we're going to do?😟

I love this!!

Him : "Si-" Me : I'M SAT.

Him: “ when we first met... ” Me: 🤨 Him: “ it's a disease I want to cure it in me ” Me: hunny u can't cure urself🤭😶 Edit (1): Him: “ I would like to talk some more ” Me: “ WHyyyyyYYy!😭😭 ” Him: “ I want you to be my Suger baby. ” Me: “ 😘why😍didn't😩you☺️say🤪so😋 ” Him: “it was a real peace of shit” Me: “like me a peace of shit and falling a part ☺️😨☺️😧☺️😭☺️ ” Edit (2): Him: “ my adorable little pet..~ ” Me: “ DOES tHaT mean I'm a good boy~....😩😋☺️ ” Him: “i guess you can start calling me,,,,, daddy..~” Me: “OH YES DADDY😍”