Larry David Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

I think it was "cool with the hump", but other than that I agree with your comment.

Where do you think "the Seinfeld cadence" comes from?

@@harrypierson6489 I think that's the point he was making...

You heard that but you didnt hear Cool

Absolutely.....😆😆

He certainly used to, has def become more relaxed with age

He did, he use to cut his shows short and scream at the audience if they didn't laugh.

The only comedian that truly didn't care about his jokes bombing was Norm Macdonald. A master of not giving a shit.

Norm was like that, too.

​@@yuriydisman6829Yes, Norm had that too. He was working on what was funny. If it didn't hit with the audience, all the better.

DEATHROW ELITE yes

JonneyETV it's a shame what society has succumb to.

DEATHROW ELITE also Carlin was the first to piss of a lot of people with an SNL monologue

Murad Diab Carlin was a comedy genius! I'll have to look they monologue up! :)

It has to be funny though. Some comics cross the line for the sake of crossing.

He’s so humble.

The only ppl. Clapping are degenerate scum, pissing on a picture of Jesus is going to far

He is a vile piece of crap, and pissing on a picture of Jesus is not cool!!!!!

He won't admit to it, but he relishes the bomb. It feeds him. It's his energy source. It's... well, it's basically George Costanza. George is his armor against a "bad" joke.

Quit reflecting, the criticism are mainly by jewish people.

@@eliza1826 You realize Larry is Jewish too, right?

Curb theme starts playing

I despise this snowflake generation smh

Which part were they offended about? Is it cut from the video or something?

After a few episodes Alexander realized he had to portray George as the person he truly was, Larry David. Most of the weird stories on the show came from David's real life experiences. Some great RU-vid interviews with Jason on this.

George was def based off of Larry....love this guy

Seinfeld - "Larry David’s lucky friend"

If she turned him down and as a reason she said im having a shower, like the old excuse washing my hair

I’m late to the party but that’s hilarious.

He should of closed with that line.

Really good one man

so... did you see the soccer game today?

Yes, Jewish and British humor is usually dry but very hysterical if you keep following it. It's all a matter of taste and I personally love larry's humor no matter what the content.

Big fan of Larry David. Don't see what all the fuss is. This is the kind of humor on Curb. People are getting so sensitive these days.

because it is anti Semitic and is therefore a hate crime. legal action is necessary

Are you jewish?

It was terrible

Fernando Chavez Thanks for letting us know

What did the Twitter headline say?

Ain't that most of the outrage stories you find on twitter nowadays?

Exactly my reaction to the news too. I'm as pro jewish as a non jew gets, and I found the jokes funny. It's not making fun of the suffering in the camps, just the awkwardness of his scenario.

"Is it me, or is it the whole 'thing'?" is a genius punchline and curse anyone who can't see it.

Happiness Bunny people get triggered easily on both sides. they just like to project

the reverse trigger effect

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Twitter gets triggered over everything

Happiness Bunny "People from Twitter" like it's a town where people live

More specifically, it was Michael the blind pianist from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

A. Joseph lmfao

That's not Bernie Sanders & doesn't even look like him. Maybe you need glasses.

Larry David and Bernie Sanders are related. Who would have known? Anti-Semitic? Mel Brooks is anti-semitic! It's called self depreciation. A very jewish thing.

na im jewish & the joke is type funny lmaoo its true like if ur waiting in line for a concentration camp there *really* are no pick up lines

A. Joseph ur a bitch lol

Because they perfectionized their deception skills. Charisma is why all the major Hollywood Stars are still being worshipped, even though they got exposed big time for pedophilia, satanism etc.

Blake Anthony and about every normal sane thinking person is horrified so u have u and ur grp of nasty freaks are about .5 percent so ur wrong here

Really?!?!?! I don't think so!

nah the normal people are laughing, the snow flakes are melting

Blake Anthony well I'm like the odd 1% here but I don't find this monologue funny or offensive

Except nobody was laughing after the 5 minute mark.

John Vena he's a great jew

A credit to his race

Totally, if there is such a thing

@@whatsup4152You of course remember in "Curb" he whistled some Wagner theme whilst loitering in front of a LA movie theater.Got called " a self loathing Jew". Yeah. The skin is too thin on too many people.

Mine is seth rogan

It's his material because he wrote it why shouldn't he able to use it whenever he wants?

Zep head I understand being retarted is fashionable these days, but please point where did I say he can't use his material anymore? We're waiting...

@@SpaghettiKillah Who's we?

Zep head Me & Joe

Go where?

They scripted him. That quasimodo bit was hilarious on conan a few years ago. They made him change key words.

@Ryan J Even the Dentist?

have to play that caust' card relentlessly.

Yeah but he brought that up too.

Shhhh, don't bring more attention to what jews do.

Yeah he changed the subject pretty quickly from "jews are guilty" to "feel bad for jews." Pretty crafty jew

Mary A and that they are jews, from louis ck to weinstein to matt lauer et etc etc

For real... twitter was going off and tbh this shit was weak

Nobody is actually offended. They say they are to show how good and pure they are to everyone else. This will be forgotten about in the next few days when something else "offensive" shows up.

Too bad. He should have made a joke about those dumb .... and then you would be screaming. LOL.

I saw the "offended by LD's opening monologue on snl..." and came to yt to watch it. Umm. Seriously people?! And even more so - why am I still surprised by -people's- American's ability to be offended by ridiculous, inconsequential things? I've said for, hell, well over a decade now? forget baseball and apple pie, being offended over petty, stupid shit is now the American pastime/Americana. Being offended doesn't make you right. Save being offended for actual things. Like maybe the *real* issues LD jokes about here? And yes, humor is an important part of the healing process. Are we so far removed, time wise, from the up-swell of the rape culture being revealed in such a high profile way to want healing? Absolutely not. Will humor reel in some of the anger enough to actually deal with it in a rational manor? I think so. And, again yes, I say this as both an American and a person who was raped as a child. Fight the good fight, people. Not the showy, and quite frankly, _self_ serving one.

But if he supported trump then you'd be like 😢😢😢😢

The second time Ray Romano hosted he recycled at least one bit from his first monologue. I would have been okay with it but his presentation was very unenthusiastic.

Funny, Richard Lewis essentially wears the same thing every day too lol.

He's looked the same since Season One of Curb

Larry David no fucks given 😂😂😂

River: So didn't Steve Jobs.

Hughezy Entertainment are you kidding, SJW's get offended by a sneeze.

Um... sneezes are discriminatory against coughs. How dare you? Lol

oy vey....

People that have no real power or control in their lives, tend to sit back, wait, and look for ways to control other situations like this stand-up act. They think to themselves, "I didn't get the joke, so everyone else should be offended with me!" Pathetic right? Dumb, stupid humans.

You don't have a problem with Larry David saying he'd want to hit on women in concentration camps?? Which was directly following his comments about Harvey Weinstein's sexual assaults and rape accusations??

started it a month ago tho 😅

A well-known Jewish comedian telling Jewish jokes in the heart of New York City? How is it the wrong crowd?

@@zephead4835 look into SNL commentaries/stories. Comedian hosts/cast members often complain that the live audience is filled with tourists while the local audience tends to attend dress (since it doesn't require the same booking hoops and they just want a crowd). All the ones that commented on the audience have remarked on the difference and the preference towards the more comedy-oriented vs celebrity oriented audience.

That will be amazing.

@@pablosarti1216 you can find his "HBO Special" from 1999 here on youtube, it was called "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

truer words have never been spoken

@@harrypierson6489 if you watch that you’ll see how Larry having a show would play out

@Desiree Silva do you actually know that "Silva" is a last name of Sephardi origin?

Desiree Silva it is Hispanic, but A lot of their last names are of Sephardi origin since there were many Jewish families there

@Desiree Silva The site you shared doesn't show any Spanish/portuguese names. I am 1/8 Jewish (although my last name isn't Silva like my user name). The thing about Sephardi Jews is that most families have been incorporated into the common Iberian locals. This means a lot of typical Iberian last names are from Sephardi origin. Here a Spanish website www.tarbutsefarad.com/apellidos-judios/lista-apellidos-judios.html tap on the letter S and you will read Silva there

I'm from the future with good news... The orange guy loses his second term election! Ah, there's this one little other thing though, hardly worth mentioning, but... Actually... Nah, you'll find out for yourself.

No it won't! He is Jewish - Jewish people (and black people) have the free speech pass.

Davidofthestate is a glorified moderator that's why I'm here to see why they're triggered and honestly I don't see why they are. I've heard worse

People are butthurt, but what's he's talking about probably actually happened. Like no matter how bad shit gets, people are always tryna smash.

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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

ZΔΚ CΘΓΕΥ lol.......

I thought comedy was supposed to be funny.

"Is it me, or is it the whole thing?" LOL I wish I hadn't heard the hoopla beforehand. It kind of took some punch out of the joke, but it definitely wasn't offensive esp. coming from him.

Renee Roley I thought Comedy was very subjective.

I'm jewish, I laughed. its called dark humor. we survived something we can joke about it.

no one would be surprised. what does it matter? Larry David isn't president.

too late for that.. they don't call them the "regressive left" for no reason.

who cares if he's jewish? anyone can make a joke about whatever they want

Courageous FTX ad that lad

I am not pissed or angry - or writing about this anywhere else - I just don't find the subject matter suitable for jokes. Offensive in my opinion. A large percentage of women are sexually harassed. Did they laugh along?

Don Moore I can hear some laughs. I didn't think it was funny, either, though with all the news drama right now, I don't think Larry David cares, but he's a dark humor-type comedian.

Where? Link! NOW!

If we just ignored Twitter, it would all magically go away. Really, it would.

honestly. if you get offended easily just don't watch SNL period haha.

Misfortune or misdeeds?

I'm only a gentile and I agree. He has united our two tribes.

I hate people like u.

As a gentile. I find your comment utter trash.

how about this one from Jimmy Carr ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-O2_HbqPpQDk.htmlm48s

Jews are white. White people would have peace if not for the jew and the muslim

BoukenCrimson They're not all 35 year old single guys living in their parents' converted basement apartments.

Some of them live in the converted attics?

Lol!

Well it's more that Larry David is a Jew himself, it's definitely different coming from someone else.

EclecticSceptic South Park creator is also a jew.

Twitter is the offensive part

Actually, the Quasimodo joke is a variation of the blind guy who wanted a beautiful girlfriend.

That was arguably the funniest joke of the monologue. The whole monologue wasn’t very funny but I don’t see why people are throwing a hissy. Snowflakes will melt over anything these days apparently

That "Bald" joke was far more offensive.

Darian Plowman like the joke about how all Plowmen's are rapists?

Tyrant-Den you have the right not to like a joke but don't go saying that people can't make jokes about certain things. The first amendment allows them to make those jokes as well as let you say you don't like they have as much a write to make the jokes just as much as you have to complain or bash them

I think they were just offended because he was a man talking about making sexual advances on women. That is wrong nowadays. Also he's Jewish. They don't like Jews. The far left is now the Muslim-feminist conspiracy.

MickyAvStickyHands 3 😊I got it

Spoiler alert: They're distant cousins lol.

Connor Worley He has the same, 'last days of a terminal illnesses' sounding voice too.

David Copeland Just found that out myself. Holy crap, that must be something fun to find out 🙂 Guess they never had any family reunions

he's an actual distant cousin.

Ma Pi For God’s sake dumbass read the comment again. He never said he hates Jews; he just didn’t like the joke