A lot of comedians do for money what our funniest family members do for FREE. And that's why we love them, a way of remembering the funny people who have passed on that we miss.
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
I was once asked if I spoke Yiddish, but the actual question was " Do you speak mame loshen?" (Mother Tongue) My answer was "What's that, like Jergens? " Even a goy boychick from Philly can score points with the homophonic pun. I said homoPHONIC! Not -phobic, -phonic.
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
