Lauren Osborn Performs Miss Helen's Weird West Cabaret, Opening Song 

Nice touch to finally see the Actress/Singer behind the voices of so many of your albums.

2:02 that's exactly how I imagine Annabel dances to music when she's bored in the lab

I started with Dolls Of New Albion and have been on the ride every since. Thank you guys so much for all you do.

It is so wonderful to hear you sing! Thank you Lauren, thank you Paul! You make my life so much brighter. Just want to take Miss Helen by the hand and waltz away right into the saloon and have a shot or two. You are so gifted!

Delightful to put a face to that incredible voice! Funny as well as talented/gifted - Brava and looking forward to the rest of this latest endeavor!

[Helen] There a desert where a carnivale Hungry roams round and prowls Waits to feed, but lets not speak of this now A frontier town past the desert rests Here in the queer and quite weird west Lets stroll its street as the sun creeps on down Soon we come to the saloon Let us stop, shots, they are calling our name Pray we must stay, we've come on quite a day Miss Helen's one pace from disgraced cabaret Look round the towns all here and more Werewolves recline upon the floor All is at last more like now than before Tonight things that circle, wait, and prey Crouch far enough away, lets play With your heart see what it takes it to break The light dies upon our pale lives As it rises right now on the stage Settle back in with your glass full of gin For Miss Helen's one pace from disgraced cabaret And now the cast who appears tonight In our torrid tales of intrigue and delight I am Helen, and i shall guide you Through accounts from our dear town Which we'll regale to you Every tale a hero must appear And our sheriff, rugged true And brave is here This week once again He will face friends i fear The queen of crime The sinister Han Mi Whose exotic webs of intrigue and deceit What dark oriental magic She brings to us from the east [Han Mi] Ah yes, the tired dragon lady trope again [Helen] Let's stick to the script this week [Han Mi] Come see Han Mi, the lazy racist caricature from a small minded, bigoted, ignorant a**hat of a writer [Helen] And of course my friends We cannot forget our Alchemist friend And secrets that he tends Our curtain has risen, come join us my friends Our town's like an address to an orgy For tired tropes and pulp stories Gaze on the floor once more As they writhe and populate Your heart has such sublime ache An iconic role you'll make, stay One day you'll appear with us here on the stage And say, in this saloon, those still sane Unite here each week for a play Let’s all drink a shot Of whatever you've got For Miss Helen's one pace from disgraced cabaret

I am already a huge fan of your amazing work, but bringing in another trilogy that takes place in the New Albion universe even with significant references to the past trilogy means this is definitely going to be something for me to look forward to every day!

She's got some serious pipes on her! I could listen to her sing all day.

The release email sent out is the best news I've heard all year :D

omg thats really her, the one who sang Annabel! I am a big fan, you are amazing and deserve more support :-}

A truly stunning and beautiful voice paired with the composing talent of a musical genius, no wonder I love this.

She's,,,,,,,, so pretty and her singing is phenomenal

Ahh I love this so much 😍

Absolutely beautiful! So- I assume she records her audio alongside pre-recorded music backdrop and then you (Paul) add it to the greater picture? That's quite some artwork!

she is.... incredible

Verily, the creative genius and vocal mastery are as singular in realm of theater and music

shes so cute omg

I love this!

Can't wait for the release!

This looks _very_ promising!

> waifu

In the words of Paris Hilton: "That's Hawt"

Someone could whrite the lyrics in the comments or say where they could be found ?

I must now use the expression "like a mattress to an orgy" at least once before I die.

HUZZZZAAH

[Helen] There a desert where a carnival Hungry roams round and prowls Waits to feed, but let's not speak of this now A frontier town past the desert rests Here in the queer and quite weird west Let's stroll its street as the sun creeps on down Soon we come to the saloon Let us stop, shots, they are calling our name Pray we must stay, we've come on quite a day Miss Helen's one pace from disgraced cabaret Look round the towns all here and more Werewolves recline upon the floor All is at last more like now than before Tonight things that circle, wait, and prey Crouch far enough away, lets play With your heart see what it takes it to break The light dies upon our pale lives As it rises right now on the stage Settle back in with your glass full of gin For Miss Helen's one pace from disgraced cabaret And now the cast who appears tonight In our torrid tales of intrigue and delight I am Helen, and I shall guide you Through accounts from our dear town Which we'll regale to you In every tale a hero must appear And our sheriff, rugged true And brave is here This week once again He will face friends I fear The queen of crime The sinister Han Mi Whose exotic webs of intrigue and deceit What dark oriental magic does She bring to us from the east [Han Mi] Ah yes, it's the tired dragon lady trope again [Helen] Let's stick to the script this week [Han Mi] Come see Han Mi, the lazy racist caricature from a small minded, bigoted, ignorant asshat of a writer [Helen] And of course my friends We cannot forget our alchemist friend And secrets that he tends Our curtain has risen, come join us my friends Our town's like an address to an orgy For tired tropes and pulp stories Gaze on the floor once more As they writhe and copulate Your heart has such sublime ache An iconic role you'll make, stay One day you'll appear with us here on the stage And say, in this saloon, those still sane Unite here each week for a play Let’s all drink a shot Of whatever you've got For Miss Helen's one pace from disgraced cabaret