Learning How to Sit on a Toilet as Fast as Possible... 

"Mom I have to go to the bathroom!" -"Well, did you bring the Dynamite to kill the demons?"

Gungir: I Kill the flesh Wall, I Destroy the Robots, I Wipe out waves of monsters, I sit on the toilet.

When you really got to go but you have standards

"I've waited so long for this" is a funny thing to say during a speedrun

Fun fact: Skeletron is actually required for progression, seeing as the old man takes spawn priority over the cultists if he has not been beaten at that point in the game.

"are ya winnin son?" "No i still have to pee."

I’m watching a man on his quest to a toilet While sitting on a toilet

Next speedrun the Auric Tesla toilet that they just added to Calamity

I didn't even know what this was, I am pleasantly surprised.

Start of the run: optimal housing to save a few seconds Later in the run: 40 minutes on wall of flesh

The Jungle Mimic will really help with this speedrun

Alien 1 : "Do you think the humans are ready for us yet?" Alien 2 : "I don't know, let us look at their means of entertainment" *Sees this video* Alien 1&2 : "They have clearly surpassed beyond our comprehension long ago"

Mom I have to go to the bathroom Did you kill the comicly large moth

This is a broken sword, from a great, yet honored hero. We give this to you in h- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING A TOILET?!?

This was a really good run. First runs are fine if they are long. It’s learning experience which means it’s really just time saved for the next run.

I grab the broken hero sword! I grab the anvil! I make the item! I sit on the toilet- *wait what*

The fact that this is a challenge is hilarious to me

26 minute video on sitting on a toilet. This is gonna be good.

Viewers: So Gungnir, how did you kill WoF? Gungnir: *Yes.*

Gungnir the whole playthrough: *PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN*

imagine fighting all these abnormal monsters and bosses just to sit on a toilet

I just happened to see a chat comment saying “Just think like smallant did” Legend

can we appreciate, the guy named "thegoldrussia" cause he said that his loptop turned into a frying pan when he plays terrariaa @ 2:31

How it looks going to the washroom: normal walking/running How it feels:

Good to see that Max Overpower and Nin finnaly have some serious competition.

I have never seen someone control their anger as well as gungnir does lmao

if i hadn't been told that this is a speedrun, then i would've thought that this was just some casual gameplay

Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing My brain: *Woffle*

this is gonna be a great vid i have a feeling about it

"speedrun" *5 hours*

I hate being under actual time pressure, but it's super fun for me to run through games more efficiently, playing around with how to break progression etc. This run I found that, in absence of our Waterbolt, Demon Scythe is still an option, and wrecks WoF 1st boss with ease if you get Jungle Armor and some hp/mana/pots. Dark Souls used to be the game where I'd just play around with the sandbox, maybe try a route I never did before just for fun, Terraria is becoming one of those games. One of the main things that really caught my interest was reading ''in-depth harmode tier list'', it's a forum post with some perspectives on weapons that made me realize just how many considerations there are in this game. There's not only considerations like using spread weapons vs. big targets, but also the distinct difference between weapons like Blizzard Staff and Bubble Gun within that category, and how they counter different kinds of enemy movement. Enemies and how they're fought are also incredibly well designed to let these traits shine, piercing and even just radial AoE are hard to get a lot out of in many games, but letting the player cleave straight lines of enemies across flat terrain and introducing segmented enemies etc. just makes it all work so well. I could keep going for ages, I certainly wasn't expecting this from Terraria all those years back, and am really impressed there's this much meat in this area for what I was told was ''2D Minecraft with more enemies and weapons and stuff''

Bruh I just thought Using summons should just give the boss message For example when you use suspicious looking eye in day time You feel an evil presence watching you Or The Air Is Getting Colder Around You Wouldn’t that be neat So it just delays the spawn until nighttime

Everyone in chat was mean to poor gung after he died to woffle... We are sorry...

I was there when you got it live. My disappointment was immeasurable. My day, however, was not ruined.

Ah, yes Gungir the perfect youtuber -plays terraria -doesn’t swear -does really good content

Man, you held it that poop for a long time. Nice job

*me:* * sees the video is 26 minutes long - "oh that's a completely respectable amount of time for a speedrun *gungir:* ah yes...

Auric toilet speedrun next, yes its a calamity mod toilet.

"Man, I really need to pee, but I want a flashy place to do that...guess I'll have to kill a giant demon and hundreds of robotic abominations..."

I can actually feel Gungnir's brain fraying as he keeps playing...

Dude like what? some months ago i watched those livestreams finishing terraria with the Wanf of Sparking and you've been getting a lot of followers!. I love your vids, i'm sub since the Calamity rogue series, keep it out!

that one boy who said you're gonna regret entering jungle is kinda foreseeing. oh, wait.. that's me.

You: **having a bad day -_-** -Ok, let's play game Also you: 7:50 *Cry*

When the tenth anniversary update revolutionizes the terra toilet speedrun...

Challenge idea: Beat terraria with water bottles (holy water, blood water, unholy water). These actually have 20 damage but if you miss your enemy you will leave some blocks of hallow/crimson/corruption behind so it would be interesting to see the final shape of the world like the sandgun challenge. You can give yourself infinite bottles like the sandgun challenge.

My guy had to go through all of this just to take a dump

Somebody beat moon lord before you even completed the helevator

I love the term "potty time" in the speedrun sections lol.

"its kinda like im throwing me in there dude"

i like how he spent 5 hours of his life just for sit in a freaking toilet lol

"Yea do you know where the bathroom is?" "Just down the hall to the r-" *the front door shuts*

Gungnir:it looks like I’m trowing myself in their Me(5 second later):that would be because you are

I love how him sitting on the terra toilet takes 5 to 3 hours while no major bugs world record for the entire game is only an hour and half

“Woffle” “Robo” “Sun” “Potty time” lmao

Just saw you had 150,00 subs congrats love your vids:)

This seems like the first speedrun pointcrow would do

I know people who have held it longer than this video lasts. Almost twice as long

I remember this stream! it was really good.

Gungir:the dark isn't bad Don't starve:ded in dark

"As Fast As Possible" Also him: *dies*

This is way too funny for me than it should lmao, even the idea of speed running the game just to sit on toilet is hilarious

Haven't watched the video yet but it's most likely amazing, good job

"i didnt know id be so good at this" *walks into lava*

yees i was on the end of this stream, it was hilarious

When you get a ad for toilet paper before the video even begins

I'm still sorry about the one time during stream I made myself look dumb on the no armour challenge by saying "your armour is bad get better armour!"

Look, a Hydra! One head is the Terra Blade and Terrarian. The next is the the Terraspark boots. The last is the *TERRA TOILET.*

Terraria: alright, were close to 1.4. What else should we add? Employee: *toilet*

Next do a Gungir Speedrun

Imagine having to literally go to hell and back and fighting gigantic monsters just for one bathroom trip

Gungnir:I was so near to accidently throw myself in lava Hellbat:It wasnt a near, its true (and pushes him in lava🤣🤣🤣🤣) at 13. min, the bat:Guys, lets go kill him again! (they tried lava but accidently killed him with melee)

07:53 He tempted fate here, saying that imagine him throwing himself in, and the lava bat says: "You got your wish, dude.". not long after he respawn and fell back to the hellevator, someone points out in the chat "You did throw yourself in". I am really losing it with all of this ngl :D

I cheesed skeletron prime with unreal shotgun, ammo was exploding bullets and the main heal source was nurse. Went pretty fast, gotta say.

“My goals are beyond your understanding”

couldn't you use the jungle mimic to get the terra toilet faster?

Did you know you can fall full speed with the umbrella by pressing down? You don't have to switch off of it. Oh wait, he figured it out.

Laa-va (Lava) and Soar-oh (Sorrow) and eh-ther (Other) had me cracking up for no reason 😂

terra toilet any% speedrun 1. going to the bathroom 2. shitting 3. flushing

Skeletron fight is also required for lunatic cultists to spawn

Noticing the first words spoken in this video are "About a week ago" and then seeing the WoF on the bottom being called "Woffle" is the best thing I've witnessed in some time

tonez6969 said “I’m watching this on the toilet” what a legend 17:05

"Hey bro can I have that broken hero sword back"? Gungnir:about that....

*Spawns* "...I've gotta take a big dump"

local man travels five hours and fights hoardes of demons, monsters, and the kitchen sink in order to finally take a shit in peace.

This is a Cactus Toilet Only household

>spawns >kills everything >sits on toilet >doesn't elaborate any further >leaves

i cant believe it, he linked twitch via commentary instead of just links good job gung

[redacted] bats! they can die a hundred thousand deaths, for ALL THE PAIN THEY DO!

Gungnir. I beat the wof I dismantle the mechs I defeat the sun I sit on toilet Gungnir has standards

now with the new seed for the celebration of 10 years, you can just get a terra toilet from the jungle mimics

10:54 gungir swears a lot, but cuts it out of the video.

When i saw the terra toilet, i immediately thought "Oh, do you nerd terraspark for those?"

I'd like to mention that this run had to be split into random seed and set seed, since the CelebrationMK10 world has Jungle Mimics that can drop the Terra Toilet, negating the need to fight the mechs and solar eclipse. Current WR for Classic random seed is 1H 12M, done co-op.

Hey, you can craft true nights edge, true excalibur and a terra blade with the broken hero sword. Gungnir: I chose to craft the *Terra Toilet*

In the anniversary seed. "05162021" jungle mimics can spawn naturally(in hardmode) and they can drop the terra toilet, and other joke items

Imagine being a great respected hero that has fallen to a monster moth that has turned your essence into a broken sword and then right when you freed from Mothron you are turned into a toilet and hear “TOILET SIT SPEEDRUN!!!11!1”

When you spawn in to an unknown world and you gotta take a shit but you can only shit in a toilet

Perfect combination when you eat chicken with your terra blade and then you gotta use the toilet

Less than five hours. Now that’s impressive by my standards

Woffle, Robo, Sun, and Potty Time. *I M A B I G K I D N O W*