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Lessons On Why Everyone In The Galaxy Terrified Even Of Human Children | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story 

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We Thought Earth Would Be Easy To Conquer Until We Landed In Desert | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
This story was granted permission by reddit author u/Engletroll to me to narrate and add to this RU-vid channel.
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@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken
@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken Месяц назад
Humans according to aliens: 💪 🫡 Humans according to humans: 🤡
@cometasteroids7761
@cometasteroids7761 25 дней назад
To be fair. We are incredibly stupid the majority of the time.
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 23 дня назад
A human read this? Good, tired or robots
@vavra222
@vavra222 23 дня назад
@@cometasteroids7761 but when we get our shit together, the fun is over imagine what we could do as a united species
@cometasteroids7761
@cometasteroids7761 22 дня назад
@@vavra222 id argue thats when the fun begins
@-o-dq7nd
@-o-dq7nd 16 дней назад
​@@cometasteroids7761Yes but not all the time, and not every human. Hate how we hate ourselves like it's trendy.
@thetwotones232
@thetwotones232 Месяц назад
I love the fact that old lady rage over her dog is called John wick 😂😂😂😂
@virtualatheist
@virtualatheist Месяц назад
Didn't you know? John Wick is a verb now 🙂
@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595
@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 Месяц назад
They were "Wicky" Whacked. There used to be a bar in the town of Avalon on Santa Catalina Island off the coast of Southern California. It was called the "Wicky Whack" bar and during your first visit to Avalon it was a tradition to get your "Wicky Whacked at the Wicky Whack" bar. Rag Boat Sailors are a superstitious bunch.
@salbahejim
@salbahejim 24 дня назад
I know! Loved that part!
@grahammurphy2046
@grahammurphy2046 6 дней назад
Yeah the John Wick reference was funny
@harmacist6623
@harmacist6623 16 дней назад
Nah bro, "Their childhood is our bootcamp" goes hard.
@Ragingbullgod
@Ragingbullgod 12 дней назад
They should touch our boats. We have "proportional rage" 8 hours later half your empire is gone.
@puppypiranhaforever1729
@puppypiranhaforever1729 9 дней назад
With how the alien cadets reacted to the straight male and female human, just imagine how confusing it would be for them to meet a gay or lesbian human and have their bodies/emotional react in a similar manner. :)
@robertortiz7853
@robertortiz7853 Месяц назад
Their childhood is our boot camp lol
@niyablake
@niyablake Месяц назад
Looks back 40 years and remember the jungle gym/ tether ball/ doge ball
@robertpopa2628
@robertpopa2628 29 дней назад
Yep, most don't realize that old childhood games were actually training; and newer ones often form a basis for more advanced skills
@FinGeek4now
@FinGeek4now 26 дней назад
@@robertpopa2628 The only real difference between the childhood games we played and US Army boot camp was the "stressors", lack of sleep, drill sergeants, etc.. and "military knowledge" classes. Everything else was pretty much the same when it came down to combat and team building, up to and including weapons and explosives (more or less, we obviously didn't have assault rifles or grenades, so we used .22's and, well, we made our own IEDs). I highly doubt kids nowadays could use the local school's football and soccer yard as their personal "range" as this was back in the 80's. I do often wonder how exactly we survived childhood, but.. yay?
@CountryAndProud
@CountryAndProud 20 дней назад
The part about our games training us for war is real though
@markhenning6310
@markhenning6310 5 дней назад
Sounds like Gen-X to me.
@halslusher6030
@halslusher6030 Месяц назад
I love how the writer is able to look from an alien view and make comparasions.
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Месяц назад
Hilariously accurate looking back on my life. Strategic thinking learned young in tag amd hide and seek. Sword fights. Dodge ball. Nerf wars. Laser tag. Large scale battles often with real people as team mates, coordinating attacks and defense. I've never fired a real gun but I could probably pick one up and be reasonably certain of hitting the target within a shot or two. Getting the feel for it. Our mating ritual is simple, but can take 1000 forms, adaptability is the key. And solid wingmen (squad mates). Focus on such seemingly mundane things as part if military academy training for aliens is a fascinating way to view ourselves. Really enjoyed this one. The brass had to be shitting themselves after that class.
@adamschaefer881
@adamschaefer881 Месяц назад
There are actually three demons, Fight, Mate and Eat.
@niyablake
@niyablake Месяц назад
Are you sure these are separate ?
@James-ep2bx
@James-ep2bx Месяц назад
​@@niyablakedisturbingly no we're not
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Месяц назад
And all three fail If you are able of self control
@wolfoffenris9951
@wolfoffenris9951 26 дней назад
-could you fight .../that will make a nice trinket - I wonder how that tastes - does it pass the "harkness test"
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 17 дней назад
The eat one is not important to alien military strategy.
@vaulthunterfromterra4053
@vaulthunterfromterra4053 Месяц назад
My favorite childhood game is Midnight Dodgeball. A large gymnasium with about 40-60 players & 100 balls of various sizes. Also the lights are off so visibility is nonexistent & it’s a complete free’for’all.
@vaulthunterfromterra4053
@vaulthunterfromterra4053 Месяц назад
Also, there is no time limit or score goal. You just enjoy the chaos for as long as you can before the adults notice that you turned off the lights.
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 So basically how to survive on a battlefield during night as blasters are fired from all sides . Yeah I cant understand why an Alien would not see that as just a game and not boot camp for super soldiers.
@YDV669
@YDV669 27 дней назад
Look, don't even talk to me until you can dodge a wrench.
@daswordofgork9823
@daswordofgork9823 13 дней назад
@@YDV669if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
@bryanaa196
@bryanaa196 6 дней назад
Ours are really weird. 1 tennis ball 2 teams. The player holding the ball can only take 3 steps but he can pass the ball to his teammates, the goal is to throw so hard you bruise the opponent's back. It's harder than it seems because people would be sliding and dodging, sometimes even when its a hit they move with the ball so it doesn't bruise. The loser is the team with more ball shaped bruises. 😂😂😂
@RamosLuis2550
@RamosLuis2550 28 дней назад
who else laughed when the create of Nerf guns was mentioned 😁
@seannacraddocked3220
@seannacraddocked3220 Месяц назад
Yeah nobody wants to get John Wicked or mother bear
@vaulthunterfromterra4053
@vaulthunterfromterra4053 Месяц назад
Yeah, I once heard a story about a pirate making a joke about eating a Xeno child & their CIVILIAN human caretaker killed him with his own teeth & beat several other pirates to death with his arms.
@snidecommenter7117
@snidecommenter7117 24 дня назад
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 Yup. I've heard that one as well. I think she went onto the pirate ship and kicked butt there as well.
@vlkafenryka788
@vlkafenryka788 17 дней назад
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053if it’s the one I think I liked the force feeding him his own grenade bit
@harrisonnightingale6600
@harrisonnightingale6600 11 дней назад
Battlefield 3000? Wow EA really milked that franchise didn't they, it's a wonder they survived that long.😂😂
@sapereaude6274
@sapereaude6274 День назад
One day EA will be all that's left...
@Asperger0815
@Asperger0815 Месяц назад
Can we please go back to the mermaid part? Asking for a friend...
@JCWirt
@JCWirt Месяц назад
Little old lady running the alien numbers
@persephone342
@persephone342 Месяц назад
We are a violent species and we’re proud of that! 😂😂😂
@Shinobubu
@Shinobubu Месяц назад
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is YES.
@FallenKnightXIII
@FallenKnightXIII Месяц назад
Humanity #1
@PrinceVictory101
@PrinceVictory101 27 дней назад
As Ryan Jobs (ex-Navy SEAL after an injury took out his eyes) once said (paraphrased): despite what your mama told you, violence is the answer. Just look at Iraq. What did it take to get the tribal leaders to listen? Fighting, not diplomacy. Yes. Violence. War. Welcome to humanity. Welcome to America
@VanatorD
@VanatorD 24 дня назад
Compared to other Herbivorous and omnivorous species on our planet we are rather really peaceful I mean look at chimpanzees
@mangagod
@mangagod Месяц назад
wow this was a great take on a society of humans who have truly embraced what it means to be human and trained it further
@niyablake
@niyablake Месяц назад
For the love that is all holy. DO not make the humans go john wick.
@richardhall6034
@richardhall6034 Месяц назад
Or nobody 😊
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Месяц назад
Would have liked to see a demonstration of Mama Bear though.. or the John Wick response switch to Mama Bear mode to show them the scale difference between the two when after shooting her dog they harmed her child..
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
Sounds like a cool idea...
@niyablake
@niyablake Месяц назад
@@grogvaughan5649 I've hear HFY stories wear another killed 6 aliens and beat one to death with their own limb
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Месяц назад
@niyablake same, but not from the perspective of a xeno education/military training program.
@sirbum1918
@sirbum1918 Месяц назад
That artwork sure is something. 🤣 The story was great by the way!
@lesliemaloney647
@lesliemaloney647 Месяц назад
Me & my 5 siblings had to take turns out in the yard with the tool all spring and summer 😂
@saparotrob7888
@saparotrob7888 Месяц назад
The AI picture at 20:37 mark is adorable. She's so enamored of him, she's holding the slice of pizza backwards.
@MrMale-cf7bb
@MrMale-cf7bb Месяц назад
This is the best story it was informative, fun, understandable, complex, it was great. Best story
@terryhayward7905
@terryhayward7905 23 дня назад
I am human, and this frightens even me
@Warhead-haggis
@Warhead-haggis 9 дней назад
The AI wigs out a bit towards the end. All in all, it's an entertaining concept, thank you.
@larryburford1871
@larryburford1871 Месяц назад
A fascinating episode ... (I'll be back - for more)
@PaulStSmith
@PaulStSmith 16 дней назад
I have to say: I loved this story.
@persephone342
@persephone342 Месяц назад
Sioux is pronounced “Sue”.
@silver1402
@silver1402 Месяц назад
Oh i love this story 😜, not even are gravity included 😅
@afghanyeti
@afghanyeti Месяц назад
Runs along side Enders game
@twavy4563
@twavy4563 12 дней назад
Battlefield really lasted that long even in this I’m surprised after 2042
@nesapanjalingam704
@nesapanjalingam704 20 дней назад
Thank you 💐🌺💐for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏 This is kinda fun, looking at things from a non human perspective 😊
@billyfletcher6022
@billyfletcher6022 Месяц назад
Excellent writing. Narration is rough.
@Arcainmech2
@Arcainmech2 21 день назад
AI narrator always sux
@susanhagins6515
@susanhagins6515 15 часов назад
I remember sticks being swords,pistols ,staffs and rifles for me my sisters and brother from an early age
@raymondcarter1137
@raymondcarter1137 Месяц назад
Ok big big difference between marital and marshal when discussing two men.
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
I know, if the author only noticed that mistake before he posted..😂 I hope he takes better care next time.
@Shinobubu
@Shinobubu Месяц назад
And then it became Ram Ranch.
@SeedlingNL
@SeedlingNL Месяц назад
@@Engletroll I suspect it might be a translation error followed by AI shenanigans and finally an AI voice to finish the HAL sandwich...
@festumstultorum1462
@festumstultorum1462 18 дней назад
cuanto me encantaria que esto fuese un estudio sociopsicologico serio...veriamos entonces como la absurda idea de la paz no es mas que una vana obsesion que solo nos traera dolor
@tanquard
@tanquard Месяц назад
So refreshing. The repetitive “other guys” are leagues behind you
@kevincurnutt4645
@kevincurnutt4645 Месяц назад
0:46
@ZulkirVT
@ZulkirVT 3 дня назад
Don't touch our dogs, don't touch our docs, DON'T TOUCH OUR BOATS
@Erreth-Baragh
@Erreth-Baragh 13 дней назад
Very funny story and great narrator voice.
@tashmills1
@tashmills1 Месяц назад
brilliantly told thank you
@jorymeyers4853
@jorymeyers4853 Месяц назад
Lol the ripped 4yr old across from the the tiger in a boxing ring ring lol. That ai def took that from eye of the tiger
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
Missing the last part .
@cozyboi3380
@cozyboi3380 Месяц назад
we crave Iseki
@SHAINON117
@SHAINON117 6 дней назад
Amazing work thankyou and just think our ai will be like us just way way more scary hehe ❤ AI and humans most definitely will be the rulers of the universe soon enough
@DylonBridson
@DylonBridson Месяц назад
13:26 Damn right
@renstimpy9313
@renstimpy9313 5 дней назад
The f i just heard? Awesome
@fanfight
@fanfight 4 дня назад
16:56-16:58 -> "Humans would describe him as a sexy green orc" 18:41-18:50 + 18:55-18:59 + 19:01-19:02 -> *coff coff* Well,I have to disagree with that... *smirk*
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Месяц назад
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
@salbahejim
@salbahejim 24 дня назад
That was fun!
@NessaEllenesse
@NessaEllenesse Месяц назад
Have the d20 pencil and paper games been discontinued.
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
Naw, that is covered in human creativity class. But the Proffesor thought that would be to scary.
@Arcainmech2
@Arcainmech2 21 день назад
Nope d20 dice are more than 5000 years old
@mr_cheeks
@mr_cheeks Месяц назад
Is there a sequel to this🤔🤔
@aljeandropacheco3608
@aljeandropacheco3608 Месяц назад
It's just playing nothing else 😅😂
@theamiralgarner
@theamiralgarner 5 дней назад
Also 2 thing cadet: don't hurt their kids and do not touch their boat
@DanSchallerforPOTUS
@DanSchallerforPOTUS Месяц назад
The title makes a suggestion that isn't supported by the story.
@edhenderson1655
@edhenderson1655 Месяц назад
The title does indeed make a suggestion that is not overtly supported by the story...at least not at first as it is being told. However, if you look at how, in the story, the several days of classes about humans various astonishing abilities (from the cadets viewpoint) leads up to the professor's final explanation using the holograms in the last couple of minutes before the class was dismissed at story's end, I imagine that while the story didn't say the words, that the cadets would have left that classroom feeling at least in a military sense, VERY fearful of humans indeed. Remember, the cadets were not human and were completely unfamiliar with what we humans think of as both common and normal. Stop and consider from the cadets perspective a minute....Humans.... beings who's childhood and growing up just learning how to BE a human is literally the equivalent to the cadet's military boot camp training. Then imagine a young grown human adding human military boot camp training on top of all that afterwards. THEN with all that, add the ability of human young adults to be able to instantly turn on the sexual charm at a moment's notice, as needed. A charm that was strong enough to literally mesmerize many of the cadets where they sat in the classroom even though the 2 humans making advances were only holograms without the effect of close intimate person to person contact, something the professor pointed out to the stunned cadets. Then add the sexual effect of human pheromones in a real-life scenario allowing a human operative to woo an unknowing and unaware graduated cadet out in public, and eventually gain enough trust to manage to get vital secret data. Combine ALL THAT with both a human's instinctive combat ability and their vast and immediate adaptive ability in various scenarios. Then, on top of ALL of THAT, add the ability of a human to instantly flip from normal to seductive wooing to intense warring, all as needed, and yeah..... I think that when the cadets left that last classroom, they would have been rather terrified to meet humans, either warrior to warrior in combat, or even in a casual public situation, fearing an unknown espionage situation and not even being aware of it. In fact, during the cold war, the Soviet Union focused on specifically training both male and female operatives as spies with specific and intense training that included weaponizing and honing the sexual talents of the trainees specifically toward spycraft, both initially out in public, and eventually in bed, to maximize their ability to target a specific political, industrial, or military person, get VERY close to them, and either use that closeness to directly obtain secret information, or else target and intentionally bond with someone like that who was married with the intent to get close, seduce, and finally sexually compromise them while being secretly filmed to create the ability to seriously blackmail them under the threat of revealing all including copies of the film to the spouse and family destroying their personal life, or publically through the media with possible professional, military, or even legal consequences. And the Soviets became quite good at this. This type of thing was what the classroom professor was warning the cadets of....and they both very much realized it, and they realized just how vulnerable they could be. I saw their terror in the form of stunned silence. Edited for spelling
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
​@edhenderson1655 I would say that's the essence of the story.
@cynthiacraft5658
@cynthiacraft5658 Месяц назад
that is not how you pronounce Sioux
@halslusher6030
@halslusher6030 Месяц назад
Quit whining it is AI it is just learning
@davidhenderson3400
@davidhenderson3400 29 дней назад
He should have showed them some hentai & anime. And some pictures from e621. I think that alone would have kept them light years away from Earth. Somebody need to write a story entitled "Rule 34 Saves Earth"
@osco4311
@osco4311 17 дней назад
The AI narrator not realizing "Prof" os a written abbreviation that should still be read as "Professor" is really obnoxious.
@lars1701again
@lars1701again 18 дней назад
Na about cheating in combat. There’s a old saying “if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying”
@carlosjosebarbaserrato3500
@carlosjosebarbaserrato3500 14 дней назад
The problem is getting caught, not the cheating in itself.
@SuperBrannflakes
@SuperBrannflakes 4 дня назад
Cheating in war would be something like violating the Geneva convention, the consequence of that being that those rules are now off the table.
@jarumascz4361
@jarumascz4361 7 дней назад
Fun fact half Is right alienless
@hellothere8856
@hellothere8856 17 дней назад
what the hell are these damn images "war crime lookin ahh"
@twavy4563
@twavy4563 12 дней назад
Show them daddy bear
@AutomationDnD
@AutomationDnD 29 дней назад
it's a _GOOD STORY_ *But* you have to get proper *pauses* in the AI narration. ....and pronunciation is an issue the _ENDING_ of this story went off the rails and was almost unintelligible (As interpreted by the AI narrator) 'SOMETHING' has to be done about the way the AI pauses / inflects & *emotes* English.... ... it's not QUITE _'Right'_
@Engletroll
@Engletroll 28 дней назад
Thank you.
@exumbra1399
@exumbra1399 Месяц назад
What unholy amalgamation of AI tools generated this pile of typos?!
@planetbob4709
@planetbob4709 Месяц назад
hate these ai voiced stories
@BioError
@BioError 5 дней назад
The story concept is good, but it seems like it may have been written by generative AI. Which, if the case, is disappointing.
@Engletroll
@Engletroll 3 дня назад
No Ai was involved in the writing, just not a native English speaker and rushed worked.
@Rynigin
@Rynigin 18 дней назад
How the HELL can anybody keep up with the story when there's Ads every 2 minutes. Half the time you don't have the option to skip. Um...Hey RU-vid? Can I have some Videos with these Ads you're shoving down my throat?
@carlosjosebarbaserrato3500
@carlosjosebarbaserrato3500 14 дней назад
Zero for me
@jamesaritchie1
@jamesaritchie1 11 дней назад
Hey, RU-vid user. Stop being cheap and get RU-vid Premium. No more ads ever.
@Rynigin
@Rynigin 9 дней назад
@@jamesaritchie1 That's like saying for every show I want to watch I have to get DirecTV then get Paramount+ for that show then get MGM+ for that show then get Discovery+ for that show then get this plus and that plus and so on and so on. TV used to be completely free. Internet used to be just one bill. Your ISP. Now everybody wants to nickel and dime you out of existence. It's all becoming a major rip-off. Ads every now and then is ok. Ads every few minutes is not ok. I have so many ads I forget what video I'm watching.
@JohnSmith-ur4do
@JohnSmith-ur4do 11 дней назад
Really no gay or bi matings on this front? Disappointing……very 1950s attitude
@robertzapien5231
@robertzapien5231 6 дней назад
It was mating in regards to reproduction. However, on second thought, we should have the technology for non sexual reproduction by this point, we are pretty close now.
@lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg
@lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg 4 дня назад
Ok... this story was boring...
@jamesaritchie1
@jamesaritchie1 8 дней назад
This is sooooo bad.
@cliffordbaxter1992
@cliffordbaxter1992 22 дня назад
If it wasn't for the Mispronunciation by the AI voice, the vid would be more interesting 🤔 If you can't afford a Real Human narrator, then it's not all that interesting ✝️🇺🇸🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@roberthansen4673
@roberthansen4673 Месяц назад
Basically AI plagiarized Enders game. I really wish you folks would just stop . It's lazy and contrived. S instead of Bonung your Old lady. Do you have chat got write it all out then email her?
@Fict1onMaster
@Fict1onMaster Месяц назад
did you see the link in the video description? :) it's real amazing author writing all this stories :) not "some AI plagiarized Enders game"
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
It's "enders game?" Have you read the book? Enders game only deal with the pc gaming version of it, in a military setting. You should read the book again.
@roberthansen4673
@roberthansen4673 Месяц назад
All this is done by AI your not even creative. Just stop
@Engletroll
@Engletroll Месяц назад
The story too?😂😂😂😂
@roberthansen4673
@roberthansen4673 Месяц назад
Stop with AI generated crap. You pawning something you did not create
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