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Let's Not Reward Congress For Doing The Bare Minimum 

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Congress passed a bill to fund the government for two more months, but moved no closer to solving the other crises on our hands: raising the debt ceiling and avoiding a catastrophic debt default. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@vdiitd
@vdiitd 3 года назад
I'm so tired of this "will they, won't they" drama about US government shutdown. And I'm not even American. 😂😂😂
@tsubadaikhan6332
@tsubadaikhan6332 3 года назад
And it's peculiarly American. It was invented in 1917 so they didn't blow too much money on WW1, & it has given them grief ever since. Bizarre.
@poltronafrau
@poltronafrau 3 года назад
Bruh same
@hepthegreat4005
@hepthegreat4005 3 года назад
@@tsubadaikhan6332 americans believe that the founding fathers birthed America perfect 200 years ago.... No changes needed. (Despite those founders leaving ways for america to evolve because they knew stuff woild change)
@urbaniteurbanizer1612
@urbaniteurbanizer1612 3 года назад
Why can't Americans just revolt against Republicans ?
@christopherlambright6593
@christopherlambright6593 3 года назад
We more We need more support from our overseas friends than ever Our place might seem a little messed up but wasn' yours at 1 time?
@christopherheckman7957
@christopherheckman7957 3 года назад
Sinema's not only not listening to reporters, she's not listening to her constituents.
@Trund27
@Trund27 3 года назад
She needs to be impeached!
@christopherheckman7957
@christopherheckman7957 3 года назад
@@Trund27 Uh, no, not now anyway. If she's removed from Office, our Republican governor will replace her (most likely with Martha McSally), and Mitch will be Majority Leader again.
@qwdsdnaovbav
@qwdsdnaovbav 3 года назад
she only listens to big company money
@AmericanTeacher-USA
@AmericanTeacher-USA 3 года назад
Sinema is a one-trick pony. One term.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 3 года назад
@@Trund27 IANAL but it is my understanding that US senators can't be impeached.
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck 3 года назад
"If parents treated their children as evenhandedly as America treats its citizens, one child would get a pony for Christmas and the other child would get cancer." - Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
@dozzer009
@dozzer009 3 года назад
Glory! ✋🏻🤣
@ferox965
@ferox965 3 года назад
Betty rules.
@wisho-ro4305
@wisho-ro4305 3 года назад
Betty rules!😁
@markmh835
@markmh835 3 года назад
Why right-wing so-called Christians -- especially pseudo-Christian politicians -- don't see themselves in Mrs. Betty Bowers is beyond me. .i have not yet found a single right-wing Christian nutcase who even knows who Betty Bowers is. (She flies under the radar for some folk.)
@SevenHunnid
@SevenHunnid 3 года назад
I’m a young mexican hustler trying to make it out the hood by doing reaction videos 🤒
@markm4106
@markm4106 3 года назад
Damn straight Colbert, "I paid my bill!!!" isn't cause for celebration Honestly though, I have dealt with children...at least they were honest though.
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 3 года назад
We didn't pay our bill, though. Paying the nation's bill means that the national debt stops increasing. It didn't do that. It hasn't done that since Clinton was in office.
@BlackSunCompany
@BlackSunCompany 3 года назад
This 11th hour brinksmanship is just unacceptable. I can't remember when we haven't been doing this.
@intuitionz1198
@intuitionz1198 3 года назад
it's all to scare you. there's no way Joe Biden is going to be allowed to tank the economy. at the current state we're in the handlers would just have to pony up. there are things he can do to pass the budget reconciliation Bill all on his own. I forget what it is, but he will probably get impeached for it if he has to. someone that knows more about this would be better able to explain it cuz I'm doing a really bad job. 😂
@gladtravis
@gladtravis 3 года назад
@@intuitionz1198 , Biden isn't the problem. The problem is people who think holding the country at gunpoint in order to torpedo a Democratic bill is a good idea. (Meanwhile, when they added $2T to deficit via reconciliation for *already* rich people, Dems did no such thing). In other words, it's the same problem plaguing the nation all over: Republicans.
@christinebenson518
@christinebenson518 3 года назад
@@gladtravis How dare you. Republicans have been trying to take America back to the 1870s for years now. They haven't succeeded because of the Democrats. Democrats wanting women and people of color voting. Democrats wanting bridges that won't collapse. Democrats wanting people to get free community college. I really don't understand why people vote for Republicans when they don't actually support what the people want.
@margorgogo
@margorgogo 3 года назад
2017
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
The US government has shut down 21 times since the early 1970's. Rich entitled snots having a fit, holding their breath til the country turns blue (no, not a political reference). Great system you got there, USA.
@Heeroneko
@Heeroneko 3 года назад
I love how Manchin is from one of the poorest states that has widespread poverty, education, and transportation issues and then talks about how taking care of these basic necessities is 'entitlement' as if he isn't the entitled one compared to literally every West Virginian.
@speshelme
@speshelme 3 года назад
Manchin is only protecting his corporate donors who make trillions while his constituents go further into poverty.
@claydog6422
@claydog6422 3 года назад
You should see how much Manchin’s daughter makes.
@PresidioDelux
@PresidioDelux 3 года назад
@@speshelme manchin isn’t even thinking of others. His entire fortune is based in a coal company he owns. We could burn natural gas for decades if it weren’t for coal plants. Coal is 20x more polluting. His own fortune is at risk. He is thinking of no one but himself.
@generic3725
@generic3725 3 года назад
Please, VOTE him OUT!!!!
@gghstlr
@gghstlr 3 года назад
@@easternsuneasternsun171 What she makes is important because she illegally colluded with Pfizer to inflate the cost of EpiPens which are necessary for people to prevent anaphylactic shock. She also did so white the help of legislation passed by her equally corrupt father. Any more questions?
@atar454
@atar454 3 года назад
Actually, the one raised eyebrow is commander Spock's trademark. "Fascinating."
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад
I counter that it is also another alien's "Indeed".
@MB5rider81
@MB5rider81 3 года назад
The ship.. out of danger..? Do not grieve, Admiral.. It was totally logical.
@BeeSweet16
@BeeSweet16 3 года назад
Isn't that for all Vulcans? Tuvak did it too lol
@zemoxian
@zemoxian 3 года назад
🖖 🤨
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 3 года назад
They can share
@thjbird
@thjbird 3 года назад
In Manchin’s defense, he just want to make sure that we work in a completely bipartisan manner with the goal of helping Mitch McConnell get whatever he wants.
@hywelgething4943
@hywelgething4943 3 года назад
So true. It wouldn't surprise me if he switched party after the next election. He walks and talks like a republican, so why not?
@xXLiLJokerXx
@xXLiLJokerXx 3 года назад
The turtle needs splinter
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 года назад
Manchin could probably win the presidency if he runs as an independent in '024... he'd pull a lot of support in the middle of the spectrum from both parties.
@SushanthSomayaji
@SushanthSomayaji 3 года назад
It is more likely that he will be like a trojan horse in the Dems
@outlawJosieFox
@outlawJosieFox 3 года назад
What Manchin really really wants is plenty of dark money without the need to declare it
@jesusleon8502
@jesusleon8502 3 года назад
I agree with Manchin, he’s a public servant he shouldn’t be entitled to fattening his damn pockets with taxpayer money.
@TunbosunOyenuga
@TunbosunOyenuga 3 года назад
5:54 - You take the chicken across first leaving the gain and the fox. Then you comeback to get the grain across, however take the chicken back. Once drop the chicken back at the start you take the fox across leaving it with the grain again. To which you finally pickup the chicken bring it with rest.
@irenemax3574
@irenemax3574 3 года назад
Er, why bother crossing and returning with chicken only? I’m sure you meant to say, “take chicken and grain across; leave grain, return with chicken; leave chicken, cross with fox; return and collect chicken”.
@mikeharrison1868
@mikeharrison1868 3 года назад
And on the way back on the last trip, Manchin sinks the boat again...
@TunbosunOyenuga
@TunbosunOyenuga 3 года назад
@@irenemax3574 I suck at writing and simplify speech 🤣
@w1mark275
@w1mark275 3 года назад
The problem is impossible to solve because the chicken can only cross the river by itself, which is pointless since for the fox and grain to get across, you need to return the boat back with the chicken, resetting the problem. So your only 2 options is to either bring the fox across, or bring the fox across with the grain. The first option is again pointless because your only option is to bring the fox back with the boat. The second option has a similar problem, since the grain is an inanimate object, it can only be brought to either side with the fox, so the fox is left to sail with the grain back and forth with no desirable outcome. If by magic however the grain could go back by itself to the chicken, the chicken could then ride to the other side by itself, the fox could then go across to collect the grain and then go back to the chicken.
@jonaskeller4687
@jonaskeller4687 3 года назад
@@irenemax3574 I think one of the rules given is that you can only take one thing/animal at a time. Otherwise you could obviously just bring fox and grain as your first load and the chicken as your second.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад
For Manchin & Sinema, the Infrastructure Bill is a bridge too far.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 3 года назад
Brilliant
@joycliffe266
@joycliffe266 3 года назад
Nice one! 👍😂They're not even willing to bridge the gap!
@oxoalan1
@oxoalan1 3 года назад
1♦️
@jerryjulius5784
@jerryjulius5784 3 года назад
Congratulations,haha I say fired with no golden parachute. They fleeced us long enough.
@dwaggystar6979
@dwaggystar6979 3 года назад
I was very very sad when typing Colbert that 🤨 didn’t automatically show up. It was my favorite replacement emoji
@MTMF.london
@MTMF.london 3 года назад
I guess they took away the "Colbert" emoji because they didn't want to pay him the loyalties. lol
@erickuiso3703
@erickuiso3703 3 года назад
I remember the archeologists going to the caves and ritual grounds seeing pictures and calling them primitive communities, yet the cool language in texts right now is emojis (pictures)....
@SpSot
@SpSot 3 года назад
I wonder if we have come full circle and now we are back to the beginning...
@rogerthat4545
@rogerthat4545 3 года назад
👽⭐🙀🦴🖖🛸 Sent by a lithium ion powered hand held computer to a tower and transmitted as binary code using a particular frequency of radio waves specific to this user, to a satellite traveling at 17,000 miles an hour in low earth orbit, back to another tower then to your device.
@erickuiso3703
@erickuiso3703 3 года назад
@@rogerthat4545 it is still just tools,granted highly more advanced... But the message is still pictures
@SharienGaming
@SharienGaming 3 года назад
@@erickuiso3703 letters are just very simple pictures with very specific meaning anyways XD
@jandrews6254
@jandrews6254 3 года назад
I’ve thought for a long time that society is devolving
@FridgeChic
@FridgeChic 3 года назад
I had the most visceral reaction to the melting smiley face! O my gaawwwwd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @9:10
@juliaallton1667
@juliaallton1667 3 года назад
The epitome of SMART COMEDY!!! 👏👏👏
@riggiep.7108
@riggiep.7108 3 года назад
At that Sinema we expected a romantic comedy. It turned into an horror movie.
@rachelbonnar
@rachelbonnar 2 года назад
Thank humanity that Our President only had 1 hour off from Official Duties!
@jakerichey4117
@jakerichey4117 3 года назад
We should pass the Bill so we can find out what’s in it.
@robingrogan7937
@robingrogan7937 3 года назад
Is that right you still have lead piping? We began to get rid of ours in the UK about 30 years ago!
@mdphdlife
@mdphdlife 3 года назад
Bomb snooze button! Good stuff!
@anthony7697
@anthony7697 3 года назад
No Steven - don't give them credit for even 'passing a bill' cause they didn't pass a bill - they passed a 'Continuing Resolution'. In this case along party lines basically saying 'we can't settle things and need more time'. More akin to a group project that's due, and when the teacher asks for it saying 'we voted and we have a new due date' or telling Johnny Kneecaps this time for sure he gets his money in a few weeks as long as he doesn't break your legs.
@plz1277
@plz1277 3 года назад
“Melty face?” I thought that was Mitch McConnell!?
@RandallFlagg87
@RandallFlagg87 3 года назад
"...are you the one who's lactose intolerant? I thought that was your sister...anyway just pull the cheese off..." lmfao
@KalleNoble
@KalleNoble 3 года назад
Can't wait for Melting Face in The Emoji Movie 2
@jasonq7504
@jasonq7504 3 года назад
1:00 I’d like to have this alarm clock. ☝️😃
@The_R-n-I_Guy
@The_R-n-I_Guy 3 года назад
Sinema and Manchin:SIGN OR RESIGN!!!
@carissahowell
@carissahowell 3 года назад
I don't know why we expect Congress to do anything more than the bare minimum....
@sailinbob11
@sailinbob11 3 года назад
Do we have to move,or do you think they might give us mortgage/ rent relief ? Or at least a couple months to find a good home for the kids and dog ?
@matthewkoch6937
@matthewkoch6937 3 года назад
Robert, they couldn't care less about your home, kids, or the dog. All they care about is fattening their wallets and congratulating themselves.
@sailinbob11
@sailinbob11 3 года назад
@@matthewkoch6937 totally agree. Fortunately, I'm 61 years old,single, and live on my sailboat. I do emphasize with those less fortunate.
@fademusic1980
@fademusic1980 3 года назад
Stephen I have no idea how you left the melting emoji being Guliani joke on the table, especially with the bit coming after it
@druidictroy1157
@druidictroy1157 3 года назад
I can fix this whole Manchin and Sinema thing in less than an hour. And I'll even guarantee they have 10 digits and 10 teeth left between the two.
@chibidevilchan5057
@chibidevilchan5057 3 года назад
9:15 MeltyFace for the Win
@ShaniAce
@ShaniAce 3 года назад
It's always baffling to me how the US can even have government shutdowns in the first place. That concept doesn't exist elsewhere.
@yasi1890
@yasi1890 3 года назад
Hey, my GF has three kidneys! Finally we can describe her 🤣
@anthonyeveritt9366
@anthonyeveritt9366 3 года назад
You get the odd, ‘ ooohhh’ Same joke in uk- reaction- ‘YYYYYAAS!!!’
@giaccommander7474
@giaccommander7474 3 года назад
the voice of sanity...
@nonamegame9857
@nonamegame9857 3 года назад
I actually knew that Congress was getting really bad. The way I knew that they were getting so bad is that they were taking more vacations than late night talk show hosts 😏. I'm not talking about you Steven. I'm just saying....
@jcthefluteman
@jcthefluteman 3 года назад
"You don't get in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for playing the tambourine" Stevie Nicks wants to know your location
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 3 года назад
Manchin seems to think that this money is his!!! This F.....g vampire lookalike
@matthewsawyer4864
@matthewsawyer4864 3 года назад
Sounds like Ted Cruz has another Doctor Seuss book he really wants to read to Congress
@user_ao625
@user_ao625 3 года назад
No mention of the conflict of interest (corruption) by both senators!! Both working for their donors and self interest or the fact that the infrastructure bill is mainly another corporate welfare bill that would pass on its own.
@jmisc
@jmisc 3 года назад
I am so disappointed in Sinema. She was very promising as a centrist.
@radiowaved
@radiowaved 3 года назад
That's the most cogent argument for vegetarianism I've seen yet, Colbert show, golf clap. Free gluten.
@ShadowIsSnarky
@ShadowIsSnarky 3 года назад
That summation of the melty face, yeah. That is exactly how I felt when I saw it. Didn't even need to hear the explanation.
@familledelisle2086
@familledelisle2086 3 года назад
Wow 2:00 if they pass that bill, the richest nation on the face of this planet may get to enjoy the same standard of living as France (and most of the EU), the UK, Australia, Japan and even **gasp** Canada ! What an achievement !
@ASMoney13
@ASMoney13 3 года назад
The Rock may have something to say about the eyebrow raised thing
@tonyanthony5105
@tonyanthony5105 3 года назад
That melty face might be Jiuliani
@nanyubusnis9397
@nanyubusnis9397 2 года назад
9:40 Sure, but lets be fair. Never before was an emotion so dark and complex*, so widely felt that they felt they needed an emoji for it. (*Yes, it's not really complicated, but for emoji's this one is very specifically saying "I'm only superficially smiling. On the inside I'm in deep despair.")
@fishininjun
@fishininjun 3 года назад
Sinema - model? senator? model senator? none.
@lorrainebennett4452
@lorrainebennett4452 3 года назад
The Colbert emoji thing does work
@lk5355
@lk5355 3 года назад
One more comment: I get women from NJ to laugh. Tough crowd. They get me to laugh!
@four4eyes
@four4eyes 3 года назад
They could always tax the rich !
@junemcg3334
@junemcg3334 3 года назад
Stephen’s interpretation of emojis with a German accent reminded me of that German philosopher dude that would show up on The Colbert Report sharing his grim outlook on everything....god those were funny skits.
@michellemardahl-dumesnil3341
@michellemardahl-dumesnil3341 3 года назад
Why wont one Republican vote yes for Anything? Please write to them!
@annala2956
@annala2956 3 года назад
“An above-ground Florida” 😅
@tammy6992
@tammy6992 3 года назад
I do love that suit I love the color I love it the sheen the fit
@jamesbailey5350
@jamesbailey5350 3 года назад
Emojis are a crutch for those devoid of poetry. Use your words.
@alienartpop
@alienartpop 3 года назад
Manchin needs to change parties since he cares more about making Epipens a luxury only for the rich.
@madmonkee6757
@madmonkee6757 3 года назад
I wish Sinema weren't so fucking evil. She's a delightful fashion plate. *sigh*
@DecadentDoll
@DecadentDoll 3 года назад
0:39 joes reaction tho
@PatrickPaul1203
@PatrickPaul1203 3 года назад
3.5 billion over 10 years in a bill that will eventually pay for its self manchin says no to, 9.1 billion in 10 years on defense to fight a war we were losing and needed out of is fine. But in his defense, it’s a lot easier to get millions in kickbacks from those who make military weapons than it is the public
@nunyabizness6595
@nunyabizness6595 3 года назад
She puts the sin in sinema.
@Facetiously.Esoteric
@Facetiously.Esoteric 3 года назад
Weird, that looks more like Joe Rogan than Marlon Brando.
@TheKleptix
@TheKleptix 3 года назад
Manchin and Sinema sound like GOP plants 😂
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 3 года назад
Gotta say, don't agree with Stephen here. We don't need Florida. I've been once, and it made me absolutely certain that we can afford to lose it.
@CBrown
@CBrown 3 года назад
Sinema is a Republican, obviously.
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 3 года назад
After being stabbed in the face and ridiculed by republicans I detest the Centrist Democrats; they should have been running as republicans: this double agent stance of working for Republicans while holding office as a Democrat is detestable. Democrats should relish fighting Republicans, never straddle the fence; and explain for the people, exactly what logical fallacy is being deployed by Republicans at each next moment: and sit through filibusters till they give up.
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 3 года назад
That new melty-face emoji looks like McConnel: it's the emoji indicating Narcotics have taken effect.
@klissattack
@klissattack 3 года назад
Those 2 are as bad as the Republicans. Sinema being the worse of the 2 as she campaigned on a completely different stance
@posarandposer
@posarandposer 3 года назад
I just noticed Steven’s weird ear (his right)
@aloromot4110
@aloromot4110 3 года назад
Are you the only person who can raise one eyebrow? Out of 8 billion people you think it's you? You aren't that famous colbert 🤓
@ryanfrasor9403
@ryanfrasor9403 3 года назад
Boo!!! shut it down.
@raymondkymsuttle
@raymondkymsuttle 3 года назад
Drummer Joe is super hot.
@joesteen2638
@joesteen2638 3 года назад
Why don’t you donate your salary better yet shut up and run for office
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 3 года назад
Of course, we don't want any "entitlements" going to the peasants.
@sparklekpadeh3382
@sparklekpadeh3382 3 года назад
So technically the melting smiley face emoji means that I have depression. You clearly see that I'm smiling but really I'm as happy as anyone with radiation poisoning would be as they slowly died.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 3 года назад
The eyebrow emoji should have Spock ears... RIP, Leonard Nimoy...
@veexish
@veexish 3 года назад
Typed Colbert, got 🤨
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 3 года назад
Are we sure that “Smiling While Melting” emoji isn’t an Abomination or Globby emoji?🤔 I’m fine with Stephen having it either way.😉
@patgal2359
@patgal2359 3 года назад
you do if youre stevie nicks
@1percentG
@1percentG 3 года назад
Funny how in the same joke about irresponsible lawmakers making bad decisions with trillions of dollars of debt - he also tries to bash bitcoin...
@MrDrProfessorSir962
@MrDrProfessorSir962 3 года назад
Entitlement mentality!??? As they take summers off and have amazing healthcare and retirement plans
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
It's the usual. Losers think they have smashed the glass ceiling and are in the elite now, so they pull the ladder up behind them. As long as their bellies are full and they can look down on someone, they're complacent.
@Redridge07
@Redridge07 3 года назад
@@mdmurray17 You are lost, congressmen are some of the most entitled people on the planet
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 3 года назад
@@Redridge07 at least they don't pay 0% on taxes plus get tax subsidies back every year for years, straight. #CorporateWelfareQueens
@Redridge07
@Redridge07 3 года назад
@@MaryAnnNytowl The median networth of US congress is $1M and much of the increased taxes on the rich would also increase taxes on themselves. ie, Mitt Romney, networth $250M, Mark Warner $215M, Rick Scott $220M, yet the right accepts the talking points from the GOP senate that increasing taxes on the rich would be bad for the average man.
@It-b-Blair
@It-b-Blair 3 года назад
“As a senator I’m entitled to plunge this country into crisis if I don’t get my way 😭😭😭” 🤦‍♂️🤪 hypocrite
@camwyn256
@camwyn256 3 года назад
The Democratic Republic of the Congo has paid paternity leave. The Congo! One of the least developed nations on the planet does workers rights better than US
@NickChiuco
@NickChiuco 3 года назад
Tax breaks? Sure! Second amendment rights? You got it! But clean, lead-free water? Infrastructure? Free community college? Now you're asking too much! No! Nuh-uh-uh ☝️
@CobaltContrast
@CobaltContrast 3 года назад
Think of the children! You mean kids who can't eat at school? No, just the unborn ones.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
@@CobaltContrast the minute they're here and annoying, we don't care anymore.
@mikekolokowsky
@mikekolokowsky 3 года назад
Yeah, Repubs are saying “how are you going to pay for all this (after we shrunk the tax revenue to unsustainably low levels)?
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 3 года назад
@@mikekolokowsky *ding ding ding ding* Got it in one, Mike! 2500 Internet Points for you! (Since I can only like your great comment once, that is. Sorry, the gift shop is closed for renovation, so you can't buy anything with said points. Still, really enjoyed your comment!
@generic3725
@generic3725 3 года назад
Please, VOTE all of them OUT!!! None are working for the benefit of their constituents!!
@johannesbitterwolf6691
@johannesbitterwolf6691 3 года назад
Every time germanys political system frustrates me, I watch one of these videos. Instantly makes me appreciate what i have.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
Genau!
@meretefrederiksen4482
@meretefrederiksen4482 3 года назад
Yes and im with your idea of stress release in Denmark...i dont like many of our politicians ,but hey. They could be absoloutely insane,like in the US
@LoveSponge007
@LoveSponge007 3 года назад
Wild.. so how are Americans suppose to destress then?
@michaeld9682
@michaeld9682 3 года назад
@@LoveSponge007these Colbert viewers will always complain about whatever Colbert tells them to complain about
@sarahmeyers1773
@sarahmeyers1773 2 года назад
Please let us move in 🤣😭
@gregyoung9980
@gregyoung9980 3 года назад
How dare we get into an entitlement mentality, where we start to feel entitled to such frivolous luxuries, like "food," or "a home." The nerve!!!!!
@zx1048216
@zx1048216 3 года назад
I guarantee as climate change becomes (even more) apocalyptic some greedy corporate ghoul is going to come up with the idea to monetize air. And then their supervisor will inform them all inventions of salaried employees are the sole intellectual property of the company.
@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm 3 года назад
@Sparkling Cyanide. If you're responding to Greg Young, I believe he was being facetious.
@fredhollis3749
@fredhollis3749 3 года назад
@Sparkling Cyanide. chill mon, we still lovers here.
@salmonjason4470
@salmonjason4470 3 года назад
dealing with climate change, clean water, et. basic needs sounds good but why two year free community college? why do taxpayers need to fund that?
@joycliffe266
@joycliffe266 3 года назад
Let us eat cake!
@AllThingsFilm1
@AllThingsFilm1 3 года назад
Every time Manchin opens his mouth, he sounds more and more like a Republican.
@carlplz00001
@carlplz00001 3 года назад
He is a Republican (with a D).
@taelonar5973
@taelonar5973 3 года назад
Trojan Joe
@bcshelby4926
@bcshelby4926 3 года назад
@@taelonar5973 ...I like that.
@chiphill4856
@chiphill4856 3 года назад
Full-on Corporate Democrat
@MB5rider81
@MB5rider81 3 года назад
Then my butthole is also sounding conservative... Interesting 🤓
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 3 года назад
Machin and Sinema might as well declare themselves Republicans, they pretty much are.
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 3 года назад
manchin and sinema are down-the-middle corporatists and do not represent anyone but those that do not pay taxes. exploitation protecting its own. the french once started a revolution for far less than this oligarchic hellscape.
@tonylupone1157
@tonylupone1157 3 года назад
Thats True. Same thing happened here in Australia 20n years ago. Elected by progressives and voted conservative. Plz stay safe
@Charliefox71
@Charliefox71 3 года назад
The Republicans wouldn’t accept Sinema. She’s part of the LGBTQ community. That’s kryptonite to Republicans.
@michaeljohnson9916
@michaeljohnson9916 3 года назад
@@Charliefox71 Sinema's formed her own LGBTQ$ community now.
@tomsampson8084
@tomsampson8084 3 года назад
@@Charliefox71 How about Lindsey Graham?
@brandonwei2430
@brandonwei2430 3 года назад
God, Sinema is insufferable. Also her name sounds like an after dark cable program
@Megalomaniakaal
@Megalomaniakaal 3 года назад
Is it a portmanteau of sinful enema?
@balung
@balung 3 года назад
Cinabun.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 3 года назад
@@balung no, Cinnabons are actually pretty bleeping tasty. Sinema is just pure evil.
@generic3725
@generic3725 3 года назад
Please, VOTE all of them OUT!!! None seem to be working for the good of their constituents!!!
@wendy5116
@wendy5116 3 года назад
I’m in AZ and never again for this hot mess.
@joshDammmit
@joshDammmit 3 года назад
"I'm in the Senate." Yeah, not for long
@climatedeniersbelonginasyl4191
@climatedeniersbelonginasyl4191 3 года назад
Wouldn't a Republican be the only alternative?
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 3 года назад
@@climatedeniersbelonginasyl4191 no... have you not heard of primarying someone? Run someone against her from her own party, someone WHO ISN'T a freaking DINO!
@dr.g3860
@dr.g3860 3 года назад
@@climatedeniersbelonginasyl4191 Arizona voted for Biden and both their senators are now democrats. She’s no longer popular with the very people who worked to get her elected.
@acejohnson81
@acejohnson81 3 года назад
We're at a sad part in history, where comedy and satire shows, do a much more thorough and honest job of talking about politics and current events, than our news networks and government officials do.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 года назад
Disagree. The late-night shows are becoming more and more like propaganda for certain ideological viewpoints, where the expression of contrarian ideas is not tolerated. Seth Meyers was the first and the worst offender in this regard, then Trevor Noah and John Oliver joined in, and now sadly even Colbert is starting to drift into this territory. The only late-night host that i still trust is Bill Maher.
@danieljvasile
@danieljvasile 3 года назад
it's not as sad as it is manufactured to be that way. You all worship your celebrities. It's called mass psychosis. You're all being brainwashed.
@danieljvasile
@danieljvasile 3 года назад
and i would never in a million years regard this or any other contemporary late night show as comedy and satire. satire is dead.
@toshabeans
@toshabeans 11 месяцев назад
Back in the times of kings and queens, i think the jesters of that time did the same, pointing out things about those in power that others could never have gotten away with saying.
@naiyang888
@naiyang888 3 года назад
Why are Congressmen and Senators getting paid so much? Time for a pay-cut.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
And payment is not dependent on performance! They should get no pay for the days they didn't show up for a start, you know, like regular people!
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 3 года назад
Because while they let the working class go to hell in a handbag, they the Congress , Senate and Representative kept low-key voting themselves in for another pay raise. Nobody is watching the hen house
@alphajava761
@alphajava761 3 года назад
Pay cut? They're rich. Take away their congressional gold star government healthcare.
@shannond7437
@shannond7437 3 года назад
It’s sad that all of Congress worked for SIX months to negotiate an agreed term, only for the GOP & 2 corporate Dems decided oh backsies at the last minute.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
Something seriously wrong with your system
@AmandaComeauCreates
@AmandaComeauCreates 3 года назад
Some of them are there to work and some of them are there to continue being the tramps and assholes who duck out of a school project but want the grade.
@mutoneon
@mutoneon 3 года назад
@@AmandaComeauCreates if only it were that innocent.
@generic3725
@generic3725 3 года назад
Please, VOTE all of them OUT!!! None are working for the benefit of their constituents!!!
@elsabean6791
@elsabean6791 3 года назад
Just like with the ACA! Started out a great program, then got butchered by the Republicans and DINOs, then by the end it was so gutted it hardly did anything, and not a single Republican ended up voting for it.
@mrbroeders
@mrbroeders 3 года назад
This could be solved in one easy way...tax the rich
@MTMF.london
@MTMF.london 3 года назад
My dear, the USA and its government are run by the banking/finance corporations, big pharma, big tech and the military/industrial complex - all filthy rich off the back of Average Joe. They would never vote against their own interest.
@joshuarizalforeman816
@joshuarizalforeman816 3 года назад
Maybe add a condition that ties attendance to salary. Then they will think twice about shutting down.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 года назад
That should have been an amendment ages ago!
@seanstoyroom7274
@seanstoyroom7274 3 года назад
But they vote for their own amendments, don't they? They'll never slash their own pay!
@namelessonewanderland3428
@namelessonewanderland3428 3 года назад
Let's force this on their throats and watch their reactions.
@jimuicker4731
@jimuicker4731 3 года назад
"The Democrats had a chance for a big win, but in the bottom of the 9th, Joe Manchin cautioned that it would be irresponsible to score." That's a good joke.
@joycliffe266
@joycliffe266 3 года назад
Stephen is a walking, talking encyclopedia of emojis, not just the raised eyebrow or melting face. He can do anything with his facial expressions, body language and voice - his Biden impression is funny but somehow endearing.
@catherinefisher8534
@catherinefisher8534 3 года назад
He's a great mime, 👍too
@caroljo420
@caroljo420 3 года назад
His Bernie Sanders' impression is spot on!!!
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 3 года назад
@@caroljo420 Only rivaled by Conan's Nixon impression.
@SebBrosig
@SebBrosig 3 года назад
His melty face and Mitch McConnell impression are the same thing though
@lindapindabelinda3570
@lindapindabelinda3570 3 года назад
His timing is exquisite.
@matthuck378
@matthuck378 3 года назад
You know what'd almost completely fix the US government? Get rid of the entire GOP. And Manchin and Sinema.
@oxoalan1
@oxoalan1 3 года назад
A good democracy is strengthened by "Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition." Leaving aside being a republic, it's the "loyal" (not insurrectionist) part that has *long since* departed from the GQP - ever since Gingrich.
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 года назад
This should also be a good call out to anyone living under Republican Senators that wants all the benefits of these bills. Flip your districts and cancel out the vote for these 2 DINO fools
@zenseed75
@zenseed75 3 года назад
Ones I know in WV do not care. It would help them but they look down on others who get help. Seriously. One of the poorest states in many categories...
@finius.tbirdpocket3603
@finius.tbirdpocket3603 3 года назад
@@zenseed75 you beat me to it. I was just about to say that wouldn’t never happen in West Virginia. Joe Manchin is here to stay sadly. Maybe Arizona might flip but definitely not West Virginia. Wishful thinking to HumanChangeSkeptic though
@zenseed75
@zenseed75 3 года назад
@@finius.tbirdpocket3603 yeah. It sucks because it is where I'm from but I can't live there. Tried and it's too depressing.
@leesilm.4432
@leesilm.4432 3 года назад
Hey, I didn't vote for either of them. I wanted Ojeda and a couple other people who weren't crazy, gold-digging Judases.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 3 года назад
@@leesilm.4432 Judases, huh? Explains how they got those silver pickaxes.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
The bare minimum seems like a step up from the last few years, though...
@bridgetnegrete8187
@bridgetnegrete8187 3 года назад
He’s right, tho. We can’t settle for a step above shit.
@StandYourGrounds
@StandYourGrounds 3 года назад
You must be out of your mind if you think last four years nothing was done. Biden managed to destroy this country in just few months being in the office. Border is a disaster, inflation is through the roof and Americans are stuck in Afghanistan because of the disastrous pull out.... thanks to Biden. Not to mention defund the police movement. Crime is rampant in democratic run cities.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
​@ThoughtCrime This country was destroyed after World War II. Watch the 1942 USDA film *Hemp For Victory* and ask yourself why you've never heard of it before. No one knows how important this is. While everyone is arguing over insane internet conspiracy theories, there's a government video online from World War II that tells Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country. That's video proof of an actual government conspiracy that has lasted for 75 years. The war on drugs has turned our police, Federal agents and even our military against us, and this information is not secret anymore. *Hemp For Victory* has been public since 1990. It's just that no one cares. Not even legalization activists have made a real point about this. There was even a bill in Congress titled the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019,* but no one noticed because no one knows what *Hemp For Victory* is. This 14-minute government video changes everything. This plan is how to defund the war on drugs, reform the criminal justice system, reduce unemployment, reduce poverty, reduce homelessness, reduce world hunger, reduce crime, reduce pollution, replace fossil fuels, end deforestation, provide for our common defense, and stop climate change.
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 3 года назад
I love the thought of "Minimum Wage". What is the very Least amount we can pay you.?? Minimum amounts of money, no matter how well you perform your job. It is that kind of thinking that really gets to me.😳
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 3 года назад
@@Marijuanifornia So who was in charge for that? Sounds like a great "plan". What happened???
@susandevine2314
@susandevine2314 3 года назад
I would like everyone not voting for the laws to say out loud what they want to cut. They should go on record saying who they are going to leave behind.
@seanstoyroom7274
@seanstoyroom7274 3 года назад
They'll never do that; it would be honest.
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