Let's Play Hitman Bonus Episode: Landslide - GOING OUT WITH A BANG 

'so sacrilegious, probably' Jane says 10 minutes AFTER she choked out a priest

Dressing up as the mark's priest and then pushing him off of the belltower to fall onto the steeple below? Jane, you get three Hitmans. One for the Father, one for the Son, and one for the Ghost of the guy you killed.

I think Jane has reached the pinnacle of her Hitman career. That kill was right on point!

Andy - Good at shredding organs, not so good at playing them

**Andy playing the organ** Andy: I will not be silenced! **is shot and subsequently silenced**

14:02 "Down he- OH! Oh… Was that always there?! Oh boy." Best reaction to a Hitman kill ever. I love how totally shocked she was about the spike, and how quickly she figured out what would happen after she'd already pushed him off.

This is like some hilarious version of a Guy Ritchie film, where 3 hitman tell their story on how they've killed their contract.

I love the editing sometimes - Jane "this is the point Mike will have just shot him" cutting straight to Andy "well my plan was to just shoot him." Classic inverted expectations :).

Andy's organ playing really didn't go a-chord-ing to plan.

From ten hail Mary's to impaled on a church? Find a happy medium Jane!

Andy? A clean and professional hit? Really? I'd say that job was pretty choppy. But at least you got it done with a chipper attitude.

Well I must say, I am impressed with OusideXbox with the first season of Hitman no subtitle. I must CONFESS that it was fun watching Jane play this game. Andy doing good not leaving a SHRED of evidence and well, Mike did go out with a bang.

"Leave me alone, I'm trying to do a murder" every oxbox video ever

47 is obviously a drummer not a organist. He can't be good at everything.

"How do you do, my child?" killed me 😂

Mike's run went "a bit more murder-y" than he expected? Here's my shocked face. -.- I'm super shocked. Honest.

Jane would have gotten 47 Hitmans if she had delivered an appropriate kill-pun. My suggestion would be 'I think he...got the point' [Turn to camera] [Wink]

I'd have to go with 4 Hitmans for Jane. It's hard to tell considering how the video was cut, but I think the only issue was the possibility of being recorded, considering the pipe into the church was right next to a camera.

You know, I'm sad the season is over, but I'm chipper and ready to play the next season, it'll be a blast since I'll be playing it religiously! See, that was all three xD

One of these days I'm going to get a mission. 47 isn't going to get all the glory.

Instead of saying "you may go in peace" Jane says "you may go in pieces".

Andy tries to shoot the target immediately and Mike kills a man next to a crowd of people and gets away with it. You'd think they'd swapped places until Andy traumatised himself with the woodchipper. Poor guy. Remember Mike bathing in blood when he did it? Looking forward to Hitman Season 2 videos from you guys!

Somebody needs to tell the guards in the church that the phrase is tone deaf not tone death, poor Andy!

You watch as Mike is determined to nab the fireworks from the firework barge. *You* are filled with determination. I need a special someone this Valentine's Day with the same amount of determination to blow sh*t up as Mike's determination to blow sh*t up.

HAHAHA, Andy's defiance at the end was am amazing.

Andy: Do you mind? I'm trying to murder that guy. Gardener: Oh, sorry. I'll get out of your way. Andy: Thank you. Gardener: Good luck. ... 911: You have dialed 911. How may I help you? Gardener: Some psychopath is going to murder someone at the graveyard in Sapienza. 911: Get outta here! How stupid do you take me for? Gardener: What? I can assure you this is very serious! 911: Yeah, yeah. And next you're gonna tell me it's a bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head. Gardener: How did you know? 911: We get like 200 calls a day about him, but we've never caught him. He's the new Slenderman. I think people just make things up, when they go through dramatic events, like when some maniac gassed that hotel lobby, knocking everyone out. So, go home and try to sober up, you drunk. Gardener:...Fine. Maybe, I was just hallucinating. I think I need a vacation. 911: Good for you. Gardener: Thanks. Now, how about you and I go get diner? 911: *hangs up* Gardener: Um, hello? Are you there? Andy: *shoots the gardener*

When next generation consoles let NPCs respond to what you are saying, this team is screwed.

Those must be some awfully strict laws about playing badly in Sapienza. I kind of want to know their views on practicing, now, because I probably would've been dead years ago if I lived there.

"It's too late to say I'm sorry, 47" could be the new subtitle for Hitman 2016 No Subtitle.

Objective complete 20,000 Never Spotted 0 No Noticed Kills 20,000 (somehow) No Bodies Found 20,000 No Recordings 20,000 (probably) Non-target kill penalty -5,000 Time Bonus 15,000 (ish probably) Total Score: 90,000ish I give it 3 hitmans! Good Job Jane!

10:51 "Have a screwdriver" ?!?! Not "screw you", or "screw off"? Andy must be rolling in his grave, or at least he would be if Jane's Gardner wasnt occupying it.

Why did the organist stop playing? They were put under ar-REST! Why were they arrested? Because they were in TREBLE! I'll be here all week...

The show "That's So Sacrilegious, Probably" Starring Jane would be an amazing!!!

"leave me alone I'm try to do a murder", I don't think that will work for several reasons Andy. Chief one being, you didn't say please.

The only Hitman video where all three of them of them made it out clean; even Mike and he got his explosion GO MIKE

"Bless you my child. Bless you my child. Priests coming through! Priest business. Vatican calls" Hahahahah DEAD

Mike just miked this one, I mean, he did hold himself at the beginning, but going out with "a Blast"... Come on, it can't get more mike than this.

Killing a corrupt politician here in Italy? I hope Agent 47 won't lose the target's detalis file, or he might need to use mass destruction weapons if he wants to be sure to complete his mission! Thanks for your videos!

I can't believe Mike's punch worked! What the hell?

You could say those guards at the end shot Andy in a vital organ.

Okay, so, note to self: Don't ever play the piano/organ, it is apparently a major offense.

Jane deserves ALL the Hitmans for that shit!

Jane: "Bless you my child, bless you my child..." 😆🤣 I died 😂😂😂

I never thought Hitman was the type of game I would be interested in until I started watching your Let's Play videos, so I picked up the Steelbook Edition at the end of last month and have been hooked ever since. I also never thought I was a video game completionist (Riddler Trophies can suck an egg) until I started playing Hitman and for some reason feel the need to replay missions multiple times to complete every damn objective possible. So... thanks, I guess?

How amazing would it be to have a episode with everyone from outside xbox? Andy's character would walk around screaming "Loophole!" and all of Mike's opportunities would end with a massive explosion.

Good job Andy, as the corpse chunks decompose it will be great fertilizer for those flowers

Andy: "Oh, oh, damn, that was gruesome. It will haunt my dreams." Jane: "Oh no, that was sacrilegious, oh no." Mike: "hihihihihihihi :3"

4.5 hitmans no point in pushing it over the 5 hitman mark, it wasn't as grave as Andy's or as explosive as mikes but you could say its stuck out on top

I really loved the music on this mission

Didn't Jane go to the European Space Agency training program?

Jane and Andy get ptsd from this kill and Mike is giggling like a school girl. fantastic

I miss Jane already ;-;

The puns in this comment section are killing me.

That giddy giggle at 15:35 is fantastic, it embodies a true love for the art of explosions. Torgue would be proud of you.

Andy: remorse, jane: remorse, mike: giggles

The online part of the game wasn't down Jane just overloaded the game with all of her assassin skills

Andy's haunted by a past misdeed. Perhaps he should confess. Probably not a good idea, now that I think about it.

Jane gets Fℹ️VE Hℹ️TM🅰️NS

This level has great kills. Church impale, bell drop, chandelier drop, pen to the eye, electrocution on stage and while peeing, fireworks explosion.

So, last mission of Hitman Season 1, and everyone ends it with a fairly gruesome kill -- Andy's woodchipper (which he is very sorry about), Jane's church spike (which she is very incredulous about), and Mike's barge explosion (which he is absolutely THRILLED about). Excellent. :D Though I think my favorite bit was the "blooper" at the end where Andy played an organ so badly they decided it was a crime worthy of death. XD

Everybody talking about Jane's absolutely boss and sacreligious kill or Andy's organ fail. Nobody's mentioning Mike's explosive impulses were finally an established mission kill.

hilarious spoilers 👇 Andy "well that was a bit gruesome." Jane SHOVES HIM ONTO A SPIRE!

Andy's hit needed to be more organised. Mike's hit was quite the display of his technique. Jane's hit was a towering success. Bless 'em all. :)

I love it how you could clearly see their style in this mission Andy - trying to do an elegant job and getting rid of evidence Jane - committing atrocities (on accident?) Mike - Going on a bit of a panic rampage and killing off his target with a huge explosion

Surprising, Mike had the least gruesome kill.

Love that Andy is talking about how the wood chipper incident will scar him for life, and yet before when they went to Sapienza, mike was sacrificing bodies to the chipper like it was Satan and bathing in the blood shower.

*Matt Damon at the Wall of China! damn that movie and commercial! normally i agree with white washing 😆 but that just looks so awkward 😆*

When in doubt, throw a freaking screwdriver in someone's head. That's what i learned! :)

So we have Andy and Jane trying to be professional Hitmen.... then there's mike who kills to win

Six hitmans for Jane. One for being a boss and five for skewering a target with a priest. That won't give anyone nightmares.

Andy, it seems you were pretty CHIPPER after how that mission went...

Well at least Jane wouldn't have to worry about being remanded to Hell for all that sacrilege as the Devil wouldn't chance her taking over.

Did anyone else just really want Mike to throw an Explosive Duck at the guy about 3 seconds into the video

It's funny, the first time I played this mission I literally just shot the guy and ran for the exit. It worked.

Seriously, every time I watch one of these videos and Jane is shushing them as she chokes them out... that is so unnecessary and just makes it way worse.

Wow, for once I finished a Hitman mission before OutsideXbox!

Square Enix made a crap Ton of money this year with deus ex in the fall, Hitman all year, and final fantasy 15 at the end. That's 3 games in 1 year they went all out

Hitman: that's so sacreligious, probably

Andy your commentary always cracks me up, never stop :P

I think Jane gets 5 Hitmans. Nice work Jane.

09:40, how did Jane not say "Forgive me father for I have sinned" as 47 choked him out?

"sorry father, sorry father" Jane what you'er looking for is forgive me father for i have sin

Jane gets 100 hitman points for such a dramatic and sacrilegious kill.

I was worried it was all going a bit Mike in Mike's playthough but he managed to get it done

Jane: "Let's hide him in a hedgerow somewhere unobtrusive. He's a gardener, he'll dig it." Was that an intentional pun? If so, it's Andy-worthy.

Did... did Jane just pull off a cleaner hit than Andy?

Cthulhu would be proud of that sacrilege Prudence

Jane gets 10 hitmans!

Is it just me or does the politician looks like Richard Nickson

Mike's giggle after killing the guy. So cute!

Walk to ICA hideout, take sniper rifle out of box, go out to the balcony drop down on to roof,look down over stage, shoot target in the head and leave. Literally the easiest mission yet...

This was really cool please do this more

Jane got 5 Hitmans, you can clearly see it on screen. Puts Andy's 3 to shame!

I know it's to late in the future but that transaction tho 11:23

Nobody did the Joker kill! REEEEEEEEEEE

If only you had a hidden blade Jane :) I'm glad Mike got his explosive ending and Andy never let anyone stop you from your music man!

these are some of my favorite videos on the net...

I'll give Jane 5 hitmans to microscopically offset the one-way ticket to Hell she earned in that last play through. Also, you know things aren't quite right when Mike declares things have gotten to murdery even by his standards.

HAWT DIGGITY DAWG THAT WAS SUM SEXEH MURDER

I was perfectly happy with this video. And the Andy's last scene came.. Pretty sure my neighbours hate me...