Let's Play Minecraft: Ep. 92 - Iron Golem 

"Gavin your sadness has like spread to another house! Aw and you erected your third tower! Good for you buddy." Ryan has 0 chill at the start of this Let's Play

I DIED "I was tossin'... a-and turning" -Gavin Free

I wish they had little end bits where they showed themselves putting the tower on their desk every time. :(

If Ray builds a trophy room he can just move into that and it will be 10x the size of his house

8:20 Geoff illustrating one of the classic ways people try to deal with their alcoholism on their own: only drinking for one day a week. It works for a bit, but then it's two days, then the weekend, then before you know it you gotta drink every day to keep the withdrawals from setting in. Good thing it's the future now and Geoff has actually quit for good.

I'm totally fine if the Let's Play premise fails, because their commentary is one of the best comedy for Let's Play's.

"Pump in my dump." -Gavin 2014

So apparently iron golems will give flowers to villagers lol They really seem like gentle giants XD

Who says the Let's Plays aren't as funny? The idea was OK, but the banter in this one had me in stitches. I mean let's face it, most people watch these for the commentary, rather than the game-play anyway.

Cut to geoff in late 2017, an alcohol free man, who quit because he didnt want his daughter to see him cleaning up vomit in the early morning

28:10 Michael: So what the fuck were you doing up to 4:00 am? Gavin: I was tossing- a-and turning! LOL!

"I was tossing... AND TURNING!!!" BAHAHAHAHA! I burst out laughing at work!

BEST PART OF THE EPISODE: Michael: This asshole is too hot, this asshole too cold Jack: This asshole is juuuuuuuuuuust right

Imaginary achievement. Name every team name. team lads: gavin, michael, ray team gents: geoff, jack, ryan nice dynamite: michael and gavin x-ray and vav: ray and gavin r and r connection: ray and ryan nice dynameat: michael, gavin, jack angry fat: jack and michael go fuck yourself: ray and geoff same voices: jack and ryan plan g: gavin and geoff love 'n stuff: gavin and ryan magnum dong: ryan and geoff no chance in hell: jack and caleb OG: geoff and jack

Well that was... anti-climatic.

So i found this channel through an IGN comment section (they talked about a clip in one of your cops n robbers vids) and after watching a few of the GTA vids (which are some of the funniest things on youtube in my opinion) i decided to watch the mine craft vids. it didn't take long before i realized i had no idea what was going on so i had to find the first mine craft lets play & start from there. about 2 months later and countless hours of watching I'm now caught up to date. i now understand the jokes & certain backstories of previous lets plays,& you guys have even convinced me to play mine craft (i used to hate it but you make it look so much fun!!)

Holy shit! Team Nice Dynamite victory tunnels?! I wouldn't be surprised is Ryan had an entire underground lab area and Ray had a giant mancave where he blazes before each lets play! xD

Yes, Ray, I love you guys' digging Let's Play's. It's interesting when you guys just talk about random shit in your lives. I enjoy these the most.

These mining episodes of Minecraft always deliver the best lines #Golden

I don't think you guys are getting boring. If anything, I think you guys have been getting better with age.

Iron Golem X. To win you have to kill another player's golem but you can only attack other golems if you've built one yourself.

This video was neither unfunny NOR lame! I consider that letter false advertising...

I know everybody has said this but first when you make an iron golem yourself it wont attack you and second gold swords do as much damage as wood swords so yeah

OH, the IRONy

Thumbs up if u went to grindr.com after ray put up the sign

I love Ray. literally did nothing for half of the lets play.

Where the fuck is King Gavin

"Mine's isn't workin" ray fucking had me dying XD

I don't know why but Ray made me laugh a lot in this episode

Figured Iron Golems would at least like Ray. They pick up flowers, don't they?

So ummm....anyone else wondering what the hell is happening to Rays door and what happened to Ryans Obsidian block?

"Can we mine other players for iron?" XD goddamit Ryan

those iron golems were kind of disappointing

Here is a comment to serve as a reply to every comment below this point: 1) It does not matter how they pronounce Golem, it can be either way. 2) Its obvious they don't know the full mechanics about Minecraft, repeating one after another that Gold is the same as Wood in damage isn't going to help /after/ the video is uploaded. 3) No, you aren't the only one who went on grindr.com 4) King Gavin will be soon, relax 5) They knew Iron Golems didn't attack players by the end of the video, no need to repeat it. 6) No I don't want to check out your videos, i'm sorry =/ 7) I also enjoyed the part where happened. Hope I saved you all some time!

Well Jack did say on the podcast this week's Minecraft was kind of a rough one because "what we thought would happen did the exact opposite". And he was right on the money. Thankfully the banter was entertaining to listen to.

Gavin: "I was tossing....and turning not" I laughed along with everyone that was my favorite part 😂😂

The 'Gavin's Nose Pop-Up Book' suggestion that Michael had: I laughed for a solid minute.

They do know they don't attack players anymore

Iron Golems don't attack their creators...

2:52 So, I looked up Grindr.com... of course you did that, Ray.

Does anyone else think for their 100th episode of MC LPs, they should do the most liked game modes and activities, redo them (if needed), and just put them all together in one giant LP? I mean it may just be me, but I think that would be really cool.

Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 93 - King Gavin Fucking Do It!!!!!!!!!!!

"i was tossing... and turning" - Gavin Free 2014

Wow really someone actually wrote to them telling them they were not funny like they use to be? They seem fine to me. Oh well

Gold does the same damage as a wood sword with 32 durability.

What's grinder? I don't want to look it up because I don't trust Ray with websites.

I don't know if it is different on the Xbox version but on PC gold is as far as I know only better for pickaxes, they mine almost everything just as fast or even faster than diamonds but break super fast too. And I think only non player spawned golems get hostile when you attack them or a villager.

All I see in the comments: "Iron Golems don't attack you" "Gold swords do the same damage as wooden" WE GET IT!!!!

I disagree with that letter, you guys have been getting progressively funnier for about a year now. That's not me just being nice, Your videos have gotten to the point where I watch every one on this channel and some of them twice.

It's official You guys need a "Tossing... and turning" T-shirt

Thanks Ray.. now I have that in my Internet History.

So once again a Minecraft Lets Play where Ray just doesn't fucking care. lol It was a good premise but they probably should have done some research. Only the naturally spawning Iron Golems that appear near villagers will attack when they are provoked (even then they give up super fast, unless you attack the villagers, then they get pissed). Player made Iron Golems are completely non-aggro and do not fight back when attacked.

*Stops video* *Searches up Grindr.com* o-o Ray this is why I love you xD

I love Ryan "Loophole" Haywood

Haha, what a depressing episode. Ray seemed off and the end was anticlimactic. Remember people, every story arc needs ups and downs.

29:40 everyone makes the same reaction to Gavin's comment: "This is real minecraft!"

did anyone hear ray whistle ghostbusters now I need to know when this was recorded

RIP RT 👑

You guess haven't gotten boring. Your Let's Plays still are freakin' funny to me. XD

35:25 gavin sounds so sad and adorable aww!

Alright, so I know someone must have said this already, but they have to know that gold is WORSE than IRON. Gold can get the most enchantments, but 4 gold swords is just a waste.

"Gold swords do the most damage". Shows how much they know....

Why in the hell do people complain so much? Every person in this Let's Play has things people could find annoying about them; Ray's always falling asleep no matter what, Ryan likes to find angles, Jack and Gavin have hissy fits, Michael rages, Geoff attacks Gavin once in a blue moon. So what, that's their personality? Don't like it? I'm sure there's shit people don't like about you too. Grow up.

so uh, Grindr.com is a gay dating app. i probably should've googled it before directly typing it into my address bar. time to delete browsing history.

I sincerely hope that a Golem becomes part of the city. Like Geoff's butler or something.

They whistled the ghostbusters theme and a week later Harold Ramis died

This reminds me alot of the old minecraft lets plays

If I were to visit achievement city I would immediately replace Gavin's victory towers with TnT and set a bunch of pressure plates so Gavin would blow up his trophy room.

Wtf Team Nice Dynamite Victory Room HAHA

geoff and gavin's idea on drinking only on thursdays was genius.

Always surprises me that they don't make like 4-6 furnaces when they are hurrying to smelt. You can smelt a LOT faster.

27:15 "I am just ignoring Iron now" as Gavin proceeds to mine some iron. -.-

so I'm I the only one thinking that Michael and Gavin's bromance has now entered the creepy phase with there shared room of sadness connecting there houses

Geoff should test his Let's play ideas before proposing them to the other members...

When Geoff plays Geoff wins.

33:00 "Rain has again left Achievement City" "Well, it's not the second day." Jack, I love you just for that comment.

im so glad geoff decided to moderate his drinking, its a very good decision and i think it will make him a better person because of it, i support him completely

Man, Jack and Gavin weren't kidding when they talked about this episode on the podcast.

Ray:"We're actually gonna walk through the tunnel and be playing Terraria" yeah... i always though Terraria was far superior to Minecraft

1:00 I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

Iron Golems only attack when you attack a villager that's near. And gold swords does the same amount of damage as a wooden sword, which is one of the weakest. Gold +4 attack damage diamond +7

This dialogue confused me: Gavin: Is this real Minecraft?" Michael:"You're an idiot." Jack:"None of that bullshit fake Minecraft?" Ryan:"You're doing it Gavin, You're doing it!"

"I was tossin'............. and turnin'." Yeah, great save Gavin.

what episode did Ray fall asleep in??

keep em around. they attack evil mobs.

You know what I don't care if not a lot happened this Lets Play, it was chill, funny and enjoyable to watch

Am i the only one that thinks that the iron golems look like a steam punk squidward?

27:40 Gavin: "I'm gonna be like Clank! Clank!" XD

You know that feeling when your contemplating when the correct time to like a video? Well look at 28:13 to 28:18, that should persuade you...

Twitch twitch. It's pronounced like goal-um. Not Gollum. Twitch. Cringe.

"You guys can fuck" - Geoff Ramsey

I play minecraft while my laptop sits on my bed while it plays the lets plays… It makes me feel apart! xD

yeah, so Iron Golems only attack you if you kill villagers...

That Iron Ore will forever rest in the endarkened depths, never again to see the light of day due to the rules of this Let's Play, and every Let's Play to come. It will never be smelted, never be used. It will always be there, in the dark, waiting, growing in power and strength until it becomes MetalEdgar, the strongest cow in the deepest hole of all, and will use its body to tunnel upwards into the hole, killing the current Edgar and taking its place, serving its master Mad King Ryan, as he was the only one to consider freeing it from its fiery furnace prison.

To save you time, Grindr.com is where you fine Gay, bi guys near you. (still funny)

When the Villager Trading Update comes out for the 360, you should play Market Day. Basically, you build a small market with fenced in villagers, and at the corner of the market, there is a bank with "ATMs" (dispensers with emeralds). The point of the game is to get as much loot with the emeralds you get from the bank (hopefully weapons, armor, and/or food) to use to fight in an arena conveniently placed outside the market. In this case, whoever wins the fight in the arena, earns the tower of pimps.

Hah... Gavin was up the night before getting his ass kicked by me in Titanfall (ok, I only played one match against him, but he did get his ass kicked).

Another trophy room? Although it's funny and amusing, it's not as shocking as Gavin's back in... what episode 30? Edit: 47. Thanks, Nick.

it takes them 38 minutes, to find 36 iron, smelt them, a pumpkin, and then kill the iron golem. Ughh, sad to say, but didn't like this one

I swear if "Let's stop" isn't written on Ray's tombstone when he dies, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.