Let's Play Spiritual Warfare - 01: Pear-allel Parking 

I have this game somewhere here, the memories... I played this game for days on end trying to beat it as a kid.

Brilliant intro, great video name, great job all around

@MattDustyParker Thanks! Biblical expertise is one of the most practical and potent intellectual weapons one can possess, whether Christian or no. In fact, having a working familiarity with the Bible, the works of Shakespeare, and Greek mythology equips one with the ability to understand roughly 95% of all literary allusions and themes in classic literature.

I really liked the intro you used for this LP. Pretty informative and rather funny.

Really liked the introduction, good job! Greetings from sweden

Wow, I remember this game. My Dad was the type who shops exclusively at Chrstian stores, and this is one of the many Wisdom Tree games I was the recipient of. Such interesting games you choose, Mr. TheWheel!

i loved the intro lol :) i think you should do it for all your games

Oh my god Sampson's Jawbone is a boomerang, now I know where Edmund McMillen got the idea for the Binding of Isaac item's functionality. He did, after all, get a lot of inspiration for that game from stuff like this...

Awesome intro! It was kind of similar to the charts thing you did for Oh No! More Lemmings. Anyway, you've just earned a ton of respect from me, RTW, because you did not mock Christianity. Thank you!! So many people do that these days any chance they get, and it really angers me. People like to make us out to be idiots, and that is simply not true and really ignorant. You're awesome, man!

@erk2p I'm an NKJV man myself. Same authoritative wording, but clarified with modern grammar and sentence structure.

What if cartoons got saved? They start singing praise in a whole new way. What about that character named Link? Link: Hallelujah! The audience cheers.

"you just knicked him, hes just a Unitarian" I loled pretty hard.

This seems like a game that would be at the Flander's house, lol.

@HypnotoadProductions No. It's just hard to write letters that tiny with that thick a brush.

For some reason, I get more Bomberman out of the overhead parts.

Omg, the music is a lot different. Guess I didn't play version 6 :p

Have you found all 4 of all fruit

@JMFSpike Well, I'm in no position to make fun of Christianity. I was raised in it for 13 years and even after I left my home church out of dissatisfaction with the denomination (Assembly of God/Pentecostal), I found much of what I learned useful. I think it's rude to mock how other people live their lives, unless they're abusing their religion or using it to evil ends. Everyone is really only trying to get by the best way they know how.

my favorite video game, needs a upgrade,

I love that the gamification of these Biblical ideas creates ideas that are undoubtedly heretical. Namely, taking people's souls in exchange for goods! Man. This game is going to be hilarious. Glad you did this one.

@JMFSpike ur a christian too :o? high fivee :D

@MaximumAxiom Unfortunately, I can't take credit for that-it's a Simpsons quote.

Oh no... not wisdom tree

Does that mean your parents got you this game in a Christian store as a last minute gift?

@erk2p No, just my personal preference, though I do think that anything simpler than, say, The Living Bible is losing a bit too much of the thread. Growing up in a denomination that was big on old-fashioned ways, a lot of them were KJV elitists. I had a NIV study bible as a teenager and one guy even once told me, "You read the NIV. I read the Bible." HUUUUUGE asshole, that guy. Goatse-style, even.

I see you are still enjoying reddit.

@roundthewheelrtw I've heard that the NIV actually leaves certain parts of the bible out, though. I'm not familar with the NIV, but just knowing that makes me dislike it. I've also heard that it twists some of the scripture. I prefer the NLT myself.

An interesting game, even if it is brain washing material.