Let's Play Um Jammer Lammy! Stage 5: You Said Anything, Didn't Ya? 

James Perez and all she got to do was play at a concert

Or get launched to an island in the U.S.

(She also had a dream in which foreshadowed all of this)

What true speedruners are

Meanwhile Parappa crashed his dads car, made a cake and took a shit and he gets a whole party celebrating how cool he is

+Ally Gator Animator I NEED AN ADULT

lol

thank you its from this stage but you have to pause very quickly before it goes away

AHHHHHHHHHH HELP GO AWAY part missing

N O W P U T T H E S E K I D S T O S L E E P W I L L Y A

hallucinate with casinos

she *believes* something is a guitar 🤭

How I solve problems: cry in the corner.

@My guitar is in my mind!” “YOURE HOLDING A KNIFE PUT IT DOWN”

@Theoneeyethatstaresatyou7244 *casually comits a mass murder with a knife-guitar*

There are some people who are really serious about trees

Or rape.. ya know thats fine too

This but unironically

@@joyunderhiswings I mean she already gave consent. She did say ANYTHING

@@TundraBeats_ under the law that isn't consent

Yeah agreed

+Space Trenton for them

+Space Trenton for them

no

Jammin, hard slammin, loud bangin

Mr. Skeltal rockin rollin all night long

I-I didn't mean to be a joker, I just wanted to move on.

I'm not a joker, I'm just trying to groove

Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face :D

SREKOJ

patriotails Oh yes you did!

Marcell Izidor Cellavy Well, she’s following the law.

priorities

GTA V Online be like:

At least she's good for an hour

"Perfect Landing." -Videogamedunkey

Well the actress for Katy died in 2016

Spy Tf2 :

Leave it to, llamy!!

@@luigi5983that’s so sad 😭 may she rest in peace.

Uhhh ye

He wasn't going to kill her...

@@TundraBeats_ d o n t 0_0

@@TundraBeats_ P O L I C E

Oh my....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did you post such a cursed comment

​@@alccoderonscartch7909I would only marry my daughter if she is not ugly or if her mother was one of these women Also If I have multiple daughters I'm going to move to the Solomon Islands and get married to them all especially if their mother is either Selena Gomez (especially Selena Gomez), Jenna Ortega, Britney Spears, Megan Fox, Kylie Jenner, Dua Lipa, Nelly Furtado, Bebe Rexha, Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Milla Jovovich, Ever Anderson, Maddie Ziegler, McKenzie Ziegler, Lana Del Rey, Emma Roberts, that chick who plays Cate in Gen V, Chloe Grace Moretz, Billie Eilish, Margot Robbie, Fergie, Charli D'Amelio, Dixie D'Amelio, Mariah Carey, Nico Parker, Rihanna, Afro-Chinese singer Zhong FeiFei, Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice, Madison Pettis, Hailee Steinfeld, Adriana Lima, Zendaya, Liz Cambage, Naomi Osaka, The wrestler Nikkita Lyons, Justina Valentine, Britney Spears niece, Aaliyah if she was still alive, Bill Gates daughter, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Iggy Azalea, Fallon Bowman, Jamie Lynn Spears, Abigail Breslin, Angelina Jolie, Her Daughter Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Demi Lovato, Kat Dennings, Zoë Kravitz, Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, Kristen Stewart, India Eisley, Katrina Bowden, Emma Stone, Cecily Strong, Scarlett Johansson, Gwen Stefani, Amanda Seyfried, Kate Upton, Kat DeLuna, Samara Weaving, Kaitlyn Dever, Eva Mendes, A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader as long as she's not ugly or British, Miley Cyrus, Alyssa Milano, Camilla Cabello, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Alisha Lehmann, Ellen Page if she wasn't crazy, The wrestler Zelina Vega, The wrestler Gigi Dolin, Halle Berry, The wrestler Liv Morgan Samantha Robinson, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, Paz De La Huerta, Erin Moriarty, Debby Ryan, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama, Vanessa Bayer, Lada Lyumos, Doja Cat if she wasn't racist and a Satan worshipper, Lizzo if she wasn't obese, Kristen Wiig, Ashley Tisdale, Ronda Rousey, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lawrence, Jane Levy, Any chick who is 6'5 or over and isn't ugly or British, Meghan Trainor, Billie Lourd, Anne Hathaway, SSSniperWolf, Lauren Cohan, Dove Cameron, Natalia Kills, Peyton List, Sofia Vergara, Karen Gillan, Kate McKinnon (I know she's lesbian), Bella Thorne, Hayley Orrantia, Emma Watson, Hayden Panettiere, Anastasile, Jenna Dewan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Stone, Victoria Justice, Jeanette McCurdy, Miranda Cosgrove, Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Kobe Bryant's daughter Natalia, Lizze Broadway, Beth Behrs, Reneé Rapp, Avantika Vandanapu, Bebe Wood, Ariel Winter, Eva Mendes, Nina Drama, Paris Hilton if she wasn't racist It should be noted some of these women I don't even find that attractive such as Zoe Kravitz, Alisha Lehmann (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Beyonce (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Naomi Osaka, Amanda Seyfried (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Paz De La Huerta (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Zendaya (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Ronda Rousey(Sometimes I do sometimes I don't), Jenna Dewan (Sometimes I do sometimes I don't) but I still would anyway M..

At the same that there is I casino in there chair maybe?

Zelkiiro tiny toy casino

Theres a casino here, and a casino there, so why not?

Maybe it’s Guru Ant’s Casino

Dojo,casino, it's all in the hair!

Who Chuck or Lammy?

@@smokugoku most likely chuck, lammys already highly known by the community

@@morocconatoad He is one of the most underrated teachers, even Yoko is more famous

The girl group was so badass

Chuck is based. Too bad we won’t be getting clarification.

Funky if that happened. Lammy would be sweating with any bad word she could think of.

The timestamps that make it up: 2:14 1:54

That chainsaw could have very well sent Lammy to hell earlier than she expected. But no, she has to die to a banana peel to maintain a safer rating. If the chainsaw did kill her, the Eastern versions of the game would be at least T for teen, and in the U.S, probably barreling towards or just barely M for Mature.

Thats a woodchuck

K It’s the most fitting voice for a woodchuck then

@@goodbye8998 He calls himself a beaver in the MilkCan album version of this song.

true

br

that bear said: anything? so yeah. an sexual joke.

@locogrunt3012 not falling for that whooosh, thanks very much.

she was blushing hard too

@locogrunt3012 not falling for it. If you have internet, you can look it up.

“You wanna know how I got these SCARS?”

i wonder how she does it without her fingers getting cut off 😂

>5 minutes to put out a plane

Put out a plane?

Its just 1 minute to cut down a tree and make a guitar

Im extremely late, but a common theory is that the only songs that actually happen are stage 6 and 7, and all the others stages just happen without any singing involved, that would KINDA explain it

LAMMY NO DON'T DO IT

I wamt to die

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Wamt

@@UniEvolute Yes, wamt

Leave it to Lammy ;)

Zeeky Retzorg squirrels

The real question is how the hell does lammy put out a fire, work at a daycare, pilot a plane, carve a guitar in a tree with a chainsaw and die and come back to life in 15 minutes?

Catalyst Drift i think she ptsd like the captain pilot

I dont get more how its clearly an Acoustic one but yet somehow despite being in a hurry they had the time to put electronical shit in it to make it Electric

@@finndahuman57 What i dont get is how you carve a guitar out of a tree with a chainsaw

they realized that they're making a rated e game

Oh no

Oh no, stop it Lammy...

Girlfriend: I'm leaving you Me: I thought i said i didn't have time for jokers Girlfriend: I'm sorry i just wanted to move on

@@TundraBeats_ Wow Wow

diinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Might be a stock sound.

in where?

DOOM Jammer Lammy

GEEK

OH BUDDY DO I GOT A WEBSITE FOR YOU

@@biggiestos2361 monosodium glutamate

Oh no

@@peterfox1380 can someone tell me what you get on the browser, im not willing to look for that Pd: oh, its just some salt-like stuff or smthing

@@peterfox1380 2 years late, but ;)

Hey are you so goddamn weird

Maybe it's her voice and way of speaking.

Blue the Random User yeah she's so shy

Well shes shy and has a nice voice

She's a piece of paper

I call BS

+TheLuigi755 Americans prefer an "psycho" trying to kill Lammy, or at first reference rape, even though that's not what the scene was Implying. 'Cause, 'Murica, fuck yeah.

...BANANA

Jp/pal

100th like, welcome to America.

My favorite lyric of the song!

It actually adds foreshadowing for the Parappa section of the game where that ad is shown off!

.-.

Why use a guitar to carve a guitar, if you have one already?

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Because plot

This game was made on serious crunch time per interviews so they prob didn't feel like recording another session

yes i too make youtube thumbnails of me being inside 3 sets of teeth

THE EDIT LMAO

It isn’t “unhealthy” either… …except based on the time period those are probably gas cars, so you’re right.

NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM!

The HarpSeal you explode

i'm a year late, but joe chin's chainsaws are faulty, just like everything else he makes.

TheHarpSeal then fuck you

You burn in hell.

It had to be censored but they didnt bother to re-voice it

@@pef_v6107 i think they did it’s just video editing tricks to showcase the original and ntsc

The text has an NTSC indicator to show the updated lyrics for that version.

darkxaur bruh her eyes were sparkling

Lol it's tarp you are a joke

some dude in other video said that if you take out all the loading screens, intermission cards or whatever they are and just leave the games and cutscenes she takes 13:something minutes

It wood be

I'm not gonna leaf, until I think of a good tree joke

I heard their minutes are half hours in real life

Impact The Skeleghost and that's why in 15 minutes it turns from morning to night

Maybe her clocks are in the bad hour

*Insert nerd emoji and explanation the song did not canonically happen*

Failure at 6:37

+?? ??? Last but not least cool mode at 7:31

🗿 I always get uneasy when a someone says: "I'll do anything" stuff gets +18 pretty quick...

@@theimperfectgod7140 I mean't the plane part. Y'know 9/11?

@@starlingbaez6681 oh

Or people have just REALLY become over sensitive lately. Uh, yeah, that.

Luan Loud YOU SAID ANYTHING DIDN'T YA!!

500

Yes

Rocking to the beat of the sun

She's definitely gonna *harm* herself on that pat

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Average BahnDaten viewer

@@YoloYester94 I'm really not sure why I made a Bahn reference here.

NOHOHOHOH He also chuckles quite a bit when vocalizing and also when talking in general.

Oh, there are PLENTY of good ones 😂

I’d hate to know where that chainsaw has been…

Connor Hamilton XD

Where?

0:30

No, she turned into the Emoji.

+The King It will still be Gigyas to me.

that's fine

Imagine getting to cool after Chuck says "Make sure your batteries are charged up."

Censorship

it's a mistake everybody makes mistakes idiot

mega Xgamer not necessarily. It could be censorship lol, if it was a mistake then the makers of the game didn't catch it? With the majority of them? Btw fuck off idiot

minhhaica truong yeah probably they didn't want kids going out & chopping trees down for fun. Since kids are impressionable.

megaman X that's in game subtitles. The US version is censored because implied murder is ok, but deforestation is a big no-no.

1:39