"Let There Be Light" (Kevin Sorbo, Sean Hannity 2017)- Review 

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Same

people worry that it might happen, i am going to just live life and go watch a movie, i have asthma , so if they shoot off some nukes, i will be dead any ways . so ya, i say the same thing....... "same"

Lady Wanderer you’ll know for the rest of your existence

If I went out in a flash of radioactive poof while watching this.... I'd be ok with that if I was going to go anyway.

Lmao rotfl

Joke's on you, I started trading emotional stocks years ago, and now I'm livin' the good life.

did the mother actually have a job in the movie? It sounds like she's unemployed but still uses Sorbo's character for all her money needs while bragging about how she's a stay at home mom.

Here - have two fucks from me toward paying your debt...those feely collectors can leave you insensitive and abjectly bereft (much like this movie.)

@@MattEldritchHorror only accurate portrayal of reality in the movie.

Rex Ablett lmao

Hannity

You sir, win this week's internet.

That's a good question - those, and my EGG BILLS, are through the roof!

TheCyberwoman she needs a time transplant.

WOMANpukumaru Its obvious they have no idea how athiest act

WOMANpukumaru well there under the impression that all athiest really believe in god they just dont wan to say so cause there mad at him. Trust me I have hardcore christian around me.

I wouldn't call them douche bags just real passive aggressive

The worst part is that by including rock and roll last, it sounds lke he used "and" twice while listing things.

Seriously, if Hell exists, I think it would be one continuous party with the best rock bands in the world. Of course everyone would pretend to be in fiery pain if that megalomaniac Israelite deity ever took a peek into Hell. Soon as he satisfied himself that the sinners were suffering and returned to Heaven, the fun would resume.

the movie did the "sassy' token black sidekick *and* the "sassy" token gay sidekick. that feels like cheating. you can only have one sassy sidekick.

To be fair, evangelicals are so estranged from other humans and so in denial of human nature that they write *all* of their characters as 3/5s of a person.

Aaron Trigg When that line came up, it cut to an ad right after Hugo's reaction shot. It was like it was scripted. Gave me a chance to mentally digest that line.

The funny thing is the Sassy Black Woman supported Sorbo to the end while the Sassy Gay Man is portayed as a mean spirited character and doesn't get redeemed. That's one heck of a metaphor.

why? they truly believe that "colored" are only 3/5 of the "real" person. Make them full in the movie would be a ... lie ))

Totally Radical in a nutshell.

Guess Kevin Sorbo is about as down with women and Indians as he is with Muslims.

I've come to conclusion that either God really doesn't care that much about saving people, or He's incompetent.

@@HylianFox3 Maybe not incompetent, just limited...the tri-omni Triune Oneness of the Godhead is a later idea that developed over time while the original text of the Torah (especially Genesis, which is a collection of Mesopotamian stories) has been found to probably be referring to the Anunnaki, who are powerful but ultimately finite and are currently away on their home planet or something and can't reach us, and the Godhead isn't technically necessarily omni-anything in the rest of the Book either.

@@HylianFox3 Either god is willing to prevent evil, but not able, which means he’s not all powerful Or he’s able but not willing, so he’s not good. And if it’s neither, why worship him?

Because each person has different lessons to learn, either by going through harfships or by watching someone else go through them.

@@ulaper6465 that's dumb though.

Katt Partnoy same root as Misogyny and Misandry. But Christians just like to call all 3 atheists.

Anon S. huh, that’s really interesting. Thank you.

They mention it in their God's Not Dead review, which I highly suggest watching. :)

Sounds like a belief system in miso soup

Space Wizard I could get on board with that. All hail the superfood! For it shall aid your digestion and bring you a healthier lifestyle!

As someone who debates online frequently, what I think is happening with the Sorbo type people (as in people who think like him) is that they hear people like myself asking about the problem of evil, or perhaps they hear us saying that the Bible God is an evil bully and if he were real, I can't follow him. It might be that they're not getting what it is we mean. If I say stuff like the above, I don't mean that right this very minute, I really do believe Bible God exists and that I think he's an asshole. No...what I'm saying is that your religion, your holy book, tells us about this character called God or Yahweh or Jehovah or whatever, and according to what you guys say... *if* this guy were real, then I cannot morally justify following and worshipping him. Just like if Emperor Palpatine were real, I cannot morally justify following and worshipping him. Right this minute, I'm an atheist. That means I don't believe your god exists. I'm not secretly hating him. On the other hand...if he is real...then yeah...I would call him an asshole. If he is as your religion describes as, especially the Old Testament. But for me to believe that the Biblical God is real AND an asshole...well that requires me to believe he is real. At this moment, I believe his portrayal within the religion makes him out to be an asshole. Whether that has any relation to a real God is still kinda up in the air.

@mldfry They're called clergymen. The literal white collar criminals.

“Well duh he’s trustworthy. He’s not an atheist” - also Christian movie logic

I want to add, a person with a criminal record is not inherently untrustworthy

same

Ditto

same with Chuck Norris

Ett Gammalt Bergtroll never meet your heros am i right

Ikr, him and Dean Cain was such fun tv heroes. And now I just feel sorry for both of them.

Light a candle for Fireproof to get reuploaded as well.

So I'm not going crazy! I watched it too and I usually watch the videos more than once and I couldn't find it and thought I'd lost my mind! XD

I only got halfway through, had to turn it off, and when I came back it was gone... Glad to see i get to finish it!

Chris Farrow I had the same thing. Glad it's back on.

Did it really? Why?😂

Yeah, totally realistic.

So Goku's backstory?

@@autobotstarscream765 no he never beat his wife

No brain damage from being dead for 4 minute

Don’t forget about the minister and Jesus getting whacked. Badda Bing, baby! Oh then he gets Christian. Immediately.

Scott Plumer do think he dresses up in Hercules or the Andromeda costume?

homoerotic

murphy7801 andromeda

Brokeback Fundies.

Kevin Sappho and Queen Hannity

Good lord, something I didn't know I wanted till now. They should cast Kevin Sorbo as the next Bibleman.

IDEAS PEOPLE! What’s the backstory of Sorbo’s Bibleman? V1 was a frustrated millionaire who found a Bible in the mud, V2... just happened, but what about V3!? Remember, this is Bibleman so there’s no such thing as a bad idea.

KS Bibleman V3. He was mugged after losing his family to a drunk driver. He finds Bible left in his hospital nightstand and prays for the ability to stop Satan. A light comes down, a golden hand touches him and he is reborn as Bibleman: The God touched. No he has the ability to Quote the Bible and one punch evil.

I never knew I needed ripped Kevin Sorbo fighting strawman atheists with a lightsaber until now.

"a golden hand touches him ..." but ... where? Maybe by his balls? I could imagine a scene like in "the green mile"

No Kaylie, LSD works by letting demons and Satan access your mind. Or at least that's what I was told when I was a kid.

Kaylie Vaden story of my life

At least they could have said DMT. At least that's extreme visual hallucinations

Damn, this is good!

Awesome.

(In defense of the permission slip - at least in my country, you'd need permission from all parents with custody rights, for the kid to leave the country)

one has to wonder if Kevin Sorbo Feels shame for promoting pagan gods, but going by this movie, shame is a concept he dont understand

@@markusnavergard2387 So he feels something he doesn't understand?

One of the multiple personages that get addressed as "Satan" (Adversary) in the Bible is Zeus in the NT (narratively speaking, it's right after a previous Satan was defeated at the Cross so God and His people are ready to move on to fighting the next Satan), making Zeus a rival sky daddy instead of the Judeo-Christian Sky Daddy (who hates rivals), and the Bible overlaps with the Greco-Roman beliefs at times, so Greco-Roman stories such as Sorbo's Hercules were very popular with staunch Christians back then who saw the stories of Zeus and Poseidon as more compatible with their beliefs than that pesky weird Pokeyman with its religion of Evolutionism being taught by mouse demons, especially since Roman Catholicism had long adhered to Romanticism, keeping the Roman gods and stories alive as a cultural inheritance and using them allegorically to teach Christianity, sometimes culturally conflating the two in Western civilization.

LArgE sAUsAGE and MUShrooms with tHIN CrUST?

Exactly. Great comment.

@Kobe Newland I can't speculate on what you just said, but doing so has creative consequences... Being a writer who's a Christian and mythology enthusiast is problematic like that you see...

And some people do have these experiences and they do enter into a period of thought about the nature of life. Enter into a period. Like years. What’s with the “world’s biggest atheist? What is a big atheist? So, was he the biggest XTN until his kid died? They call him Doctor. In what discipline is his doctorate? Is he a professor? Where does he teach? What does he teach? Do ya think anyone in this production has any awareness of anything related to academia?

What if he did, but thought they'd have to be strawmannified to sound less reasonable?

also... if haven is so cool. why even start a chemo?

Zombiepull, Everyone loves heaven, but nobody is in a hurry to get there. Kind of odd, when you think that they really believe they're going to see all of their loved ones when they get there. I'm surprised Christianity isn't one giant suicide cult.

i guess that the reason why suicide sends u strait to hell.

ElveeKaye huh. Being a former Lutheran I never thought of that

I'm pretty sure that that's historically accurate. Although I don't think not availing yourself of any medical option is considered suicide by Christians, especially if you justify it by "I'm trusting in God's plan." (Cuz an omnipotent being's plans can easily be foiled by the actions of mere mortals, amirite?)

Lady Wanderer+ it's decent, but only in comparison to the other dumpster fires created by pureflix.

I heard this time the Atheist character is actually a nuanced human being instead of a mustache twirling sociopath.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Make it stop!

The atheist character isn't a two-dimensional cardboard character? Impossible...

Damn, that's disappointing. How are we supposed to make fun of it?

Darn I must have missed it. Time-stamp?

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Scott Smith He might be a douchebag.

Might be?

Because that would be way too close to real-life for Sorbo.

Ask you mom if she was called Sandy then, or if she, for some unknown reason, changed her name to Sam.

Was it JDF? Lou Ferrigno and JDF are my favorite celebs I've met yet.

It was Austin St. John and Walter Jones, better known as Jason and Zack.

Oddly enough, Kevin Sorbo almost didnt play Hercules in the 1990s. They had asked another actor, but he declined.

mldfry I know! I actually got to fistbump the Black Ranger! Should you ever meet them (and you might; they love going to Cons), you'll be happy to know that they're practically their characters IRL.

David Bauler That happens sometimes. Like how R. Lee Ermey was simply going to MENTOR the guy who played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket, or how John Travolta was asked to play Forrest Gump but declined.

Derpdey derpdey derp!

Beautiful

What if both are true? One of the multiple personages that get addressed as "Satan" (Adversary) in the Bible is Zeus in the NT (narratively speaking, it's right after a previous Satan was defeated at the Cross so God and His people are ready to move on to fighting the next Satan), making Zeus a rival sky daddy instead of the Judeo-Christian Sky Daddy (who hates rivals), and the Bible overlaps with the Greco-Roman beliefs at times, so Greco-Roman stories such as Sorbo's Hercules were very popular with staunch Christians back then who saw the stories of Zeus and Poseidon as more compatible with their beliefs than that pesky weird Pokeyman with its religion of Evolutionism being taught by mouse demons, especially since Roman Catholicism had long adhered to Romanticism, keeping the Roman gods and stories alive as a cultural inheritance and using them allegorically to teach Christianity, sometimes culturally conflating the two in Western civilization.

Pokeyman? Mouse demons? What are you talking about?

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AdB1lbjDcoU.html

I giggled at Sorbs

What is the baby girl thing? It was so confusing

I thought the definition of "clinically dead" had changed to mean something far more irreversible with the concept of "brain death" since cardiac arrest can be reversed by CPR and defibrillators. Did he say he was clinically dead for minutes before anyone came to help? He could have been receiving CPR at that time, which would still help the brain receive blood, no? Hence why he isn't a vegetable. (Note: edited for clarity the remove errors) Addendum: to be sure, the changes in his beliefs and the neuronal surge are probably signs of brain damage though. This whole plot seems to be the product of brain damage.

Cheshire Kat there are instances where people survived without oxygen for sometime. Usually with hypothermia or underwater. The best way to determine death is brain activity for that reason. When I had to determine a death on scene I had to check the pupils, even, dilated and fixed. One thing I learned about being a medic is that the body can be amazingly resistant

Megan Ryan Humans can survive the vacuum of space for up to 150 seconds. How's that for resilience?

But Kevin Sorbo's character was neither underwater, nor hypothermic. He crashed into a wall.

Cheshire Kat it can still happen, less likely but it’s possible. There’s stories of people waking up in the morgue after being pronounced dead. But he would have a high chance of brain damage for sure. Also there’s this weird phenomenon where you’re more likely to recover from trauma if you’re drunk.

He's not gay. He's coded gay.

Ms Maria that guy was coded so hard he might as well have had his dialogue written in C++.

@@msmaria5039 Coded gay is all it takes to sell duck whistles, and Christian movies are infamous for tending to do the bare minimum.

Racism in Murica has been out of fashion since the 1960's so we must pretend to like black people in our Fox propaganda flicks.

Domenico Long so true! I just left a similar comment

NYG make me cry oh yeach exist it call fucking Jesus bros

Poe's law always applies.

Really though the dialog in this is so bad you can't help but wonder...

Jesus Bro!

Shows the lack of creativity among Christian creationists...

@WOMANpukumaru Agreed, although I still think that the creationists should show more creativity in coming up with legitimate-sounding reasons for a literal interpretation of the Genesis accounts of creation.

Good point.

Damn, this deserves a lot more upvotes!

Maybe he should try being Jewish

Very insightful

Nah, it's clearing up more living space for the elephants. 😂

It's the kind of thing I would have a hard time to answer, not because it's hard to counter argue, but because I would be to dumbfounded to even be able to respond to such an idiotic and obviously misleading comment.

Not even suprised to hear this. Kaitlyn Bennett literally said she wanted the guy to become a facist dictator, so honestly this is just expected from the fundementalist Christian right at this point, lol.

I am sorry for your loss and this movie.

Bryn Walker lol. I noticed that too.

Thank you for being that guy. You saved me from being that guy.

I'm sad I missed this comment because I posted the same thing about an hour after you. I could've avoided redundancy. I think they might have been joking about parents that correct their kids while being terribly mistaken themselves, though.

I'm rereading the comments and seeing how folks other than you are commenting this same thing. This seems to be a pet peeve for so many if they are choosing to add redundant comments.

VeganVorarephile No way it's logic. You're angry at God. For some unexplained reason that my tiny theistic brain can't comprehend. But come and get brainwashed at my specific franchise erm I mean religion and church and shit.

That would be interesting

Robby Carr Nostalgia Critic did a great review on Surf Ninjas, talking about It like it's a great masterpiece when in reality he was having a bad dream.

Colton Eisenhart No, I’m begging you, don’t! You’ll kill us all!

DISSAPOINTEEED!

Mel Gibson

Wait a minute, this isn’t my childhood... DISAPPOINTEEEEEEEEEED!

Turns out James Wood was less evil when he was playing a Disney villain.

Well if you ever watched Invasion U.S.A (1985) Chuckles isn’t really playing a character in that comedy.

Kirk Cameron

meatballguy1 Sorbo's smug face in the thumbnail hooked me instantly.

I mean...isn't that literally what happened in Job?

And it's what Jesus said in Luke 14: 26 "“If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple." Such a refreshing change from the message in the Sermon on the Mount....

@@sbushido5547 I was gonna say, God just straight-up murders Job's entire family to prove a point (that point being "I'm GOD and I can do whatever I want")

@Amazing Autist I don't blame you, that made me feel uncomfortable.

What the hell was that?

Tsar239 I was thinking the same thing. With that kind of half assed effort, he'll never end up unconscious in a dumpster in his underwear.

He can play anything! 😎

@@autobotstarscream765 Kevin Sorbo ya done it again!

MistuhWhite I said the same thing but I couldn't tell if they were being serious or not. They might have been joking about inept/ stupid parents.

That makes no sense. This is not a very well-thought out idea. A god (as in some kind of greater power) can exist, and have bad things happen; it's just that the typical Christian interpretation of God is stupid and full of holes. Maybe that's what you meant...if so, I guess my bad. In their world, nothing has to make any sense, cuz "God works in mysterious ways".

That explains a lot.

I laughed throughout, but I totally cracked up at the third ISIS reference. XD (waves to the nice agent reading this post)

But fundamentalist and evangelical Christians ARE gullible as all fuck.

It's the same reason why Sorbo himself doesn't consider it might have been dream; the same reason why his wife does not consider it either. GOD GONE DONE IT.

That's kind of the point though ain't it? You have to be gullible as fuck to buy into any of that shit. Or just plain lying to yourselves.