Look - The Boots and Ginger's predilections aside, they are always there whenever anybody needs them. There's a fight brewing, The Boots and Ginger will for sure be on your side. You just have to ask.
That’s why he says it’s not worth thinking about. He went and invested the time to learn about it, so he could stop wasting his time thinking about it. It’s no longer a waste of his time as it’s not on his mind.
Squirrelly Dan knows the truth, or was there. He keeps saying "Allegedly" but looks away, looks down when someone mentions the action especially when Wayne says "His cousin has an ostrich farm". Dan knows the truth.
Swear I dont know what's funnier. The pain Wayne was in telling it 1st time, or the fact he googled it and found all ostrich facts to look into it lmfao.
The thing about this whole story is, ostrich farmers have reported difficulties breeding their ostriches. The ostriches will, on average, more often do mating displays for their human handlers than for other ostriches. Captive ostriches are very likely to be attracted to humans. So Boots and/or the Ginger might not have had to catch or hold down the ostrich. The ostrich may not have even fought back.
My dad and mother used to work at the Jacksonville Zoo as keepers and they met because my dad got the shit kicked out of him by an ostrich and she felt sorry for him. He was not trying to fuck it though. I don't think.
It’s literally a level of horror because the degens have seen this they have no want or need to defend themselves and if they didn’t do it… it’s even more fucked up to think about when your about to fight both of em
One of my favorite things is that at no point do Ginger or Boots confirm or deny the allegations about the ostrich. They just let the chaos rumors run...
McMurray is the secret hero of Dary's meeting with Anik. He gets the rest of the guys to go, he talks some big smack, and he even lays out the jerk off motion. Also, is Scotty Wallis #2 on Bonnie's list? She sure seemed excited when she thought he was there.
There's another really funny one in the episode where MoDeans is getting harassed by Degens and someone brings up using Boots and The Ginger as security and Gail replies "yeah and maybe I'll change my bar name to Ostrich F-ckers"
I always took this as a meta joke on “bad gas travels fast in a small town” since no one is ever seen tell Wayne about this story yet the main groups story keeps evolving
Before Ginger and Boots come out from behind the sled shed, there is only one pee stream sound but two zipper sounds. So was like one just standing there airing out his junk while the other one peed?
